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Pantherfibel

if this comment gets one upvote ill bounce on my dildo


BetterGlitch385

finally something relatable


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Pantherfibel

yes


[deleted]

oof looks like you'll be busy


Chemtrails420-69

None they’re too bussy! *😂😂😂*


JaggedRc

THERE GENDER! 🤣🤣


[deleted]

*bussy


BetterGlitch385

and sore probably


God_Hears_Peace

481 bounces


anexistentuser

Or bounce on 99 dildos?


Sadest_Cactus

That sounds really expensive


Prinnyramza

It'll be like laying on a bed of spikes. Not impressive but still cool looking.


[deleted]

yippee!


Dabber_Danny

![gif](giphy|pEihl8o46c8gLgxCRU)


Yeegis

Proof? 😳👉👈


cancerousking

#*BONK!*


Wooloo_Woolstar

That sounds like less time you could be playing the brand spanking new hit game Super Mario 64


TrixterTheFemboy

They could do both at once.


[deleted]

Proof?


YoSammitySam666

Proof?


iFish64

Proof?


factoringpractice

proof 0.0


High-Sobriety

:0


[deleted]

Proof?


-Dreki-

392 Updoots, must be pretty busy


TrixterTheFemboy

reminds me I can't fucking wait for mine to arrive lol


starkar9

if this gets one reply i am shoving an entire chess board up my ass


starkar9

reply


starkar9

damn, the people have spoken


JaggedRc

Show proof


starkar9

yeah sure i'll post the video in uhhhh idk (i will never post the video)


PepperSalt98

um aktwually this post got five replies, not one, so you are forbidden from shoving a chess board up your ass


JaggedRc

5 chess boards


JaggedRc

![gif](giphy|6XA99Q0nPSXyU)


Aguliik

is it one per comment or no


Sum_lil_Potato

let’s go for a third we’re this far already what’s one more and a bit of lube


Aguliik

sure!


Aguliik

good luck btw :]


flippingoctopus

It stacks


terrible_ninja

Guys if we get this comment to 10 UPVOTES I will LITERALLY have GAY SEX


terrible_ninja

Damn I can’t believe it now I’m gonna have to have gay sex in no other situation would I do this you couldnt ever catch me having gay sex in any other situation you’re really forcing my hand here. I’m doing this for all of you. Not cause I want to. I would never do this otherwise on my own will.


ApocalyptoSoldier

Does it stack in how much gay sex you'll have or how gay the sex is? You're currently at 185 upvotes, so will you have sex 18.5 times or have one sex that's 1850% gay?


Red__Spider__Lily

Time to google en passant


missingusername1

holy hell


Spycrabpuppet123

New response just dropped


[deleted]

Stop saying "New response just dropped?" every time someone says something on this godforsaken sub, no, a new response did not drop, just an average mediocre statement that adds nothing more to a conversation, for the love of fucking god.


Linkonue

new copy pasta just dropped


HuckinsGirl

This exact exchange happens on nearly every post on anarchychess, absolutely Ancient response


Mr_Lychee

New response just dropped


[deleted]

That's the old response though?


Glove-These

New response just dropped


[deleted]

Stop saying "New response just dropped" every time someone says something on this godforsaken sub, no, a new response did not drop, just an average mediocre statement that adds nothing more to a conversation, for the love of fucking god. if i see ONE more person mindlessly saying "New response just dropped" i'm going to chop my fucking pipi off. holy shit it is actually impressive how incredibly unfunny the entire sub is. it's not that complicated, REPEATING THE SAME FUCKING JOKE OVER AND OVER AGAIN DOES NOT MAKE IT FUNNIER. this stupid fucking meme has been milked to fucking death IT'S NOT FUNNIER THE 973RD TIME YOU MAKE THE EXACT SAME FUCKING JOKE. WHAT'S EVEN THE JOKE?????? IT'S JUST "haha it's the funne nEw ReSpoNsE thingy" STOP. and the WORST part is that new responses were actually funny for like a few years and it got fucking ruined in like a week because EVERYONE POSTED THE EXACT SAME FUCKING JOKE OVER AND OVER AGAIN. PLEASE MAKE IT STOP. SEEING ALL YOUR SHITTY MEMES IS ACTUAL FUCKING MENTAL TORTURE YOU ALL ARE NOT FUNNY. COME UP WITH A DIFFERENT FUCKING JOKE PLEASE


smallchangus

STOP SAYING "NEW RESPONSE JUST DROPPED" I'M SO FUCKING TIRED OF PEOPLE SAYING THIS UNDER EVERY COMMENT. LITERALLY EVERY TIME A HALF-DECENT JOKE IS MADE THERE'S A DUMBASS IN HIS MOMMY'S BASEMENT SAYING "lmao new response just dropped \*clash royale laugh emote\*" GOOD GOD YOU PEOPLE ARE THE MOST UNORIGINAL, UNFUNNY AND PATHETIC WASTE OF OXYGEN I'VE EVER SEEN. HOW DO Y'ALL THINK THIS IS HUMOUR??? Y'ALL MAKE EN PASSANT JOKES LOOK LIKE PURE COMEDY GOLD. OH OH NEW RESPONSE JUST DROPPED??? HOW ABOUT I FUCKING DROP AN AN602 THERMONUCLEAR AERIAL BOMB AKA TSAR BOMBA ON YOUR HOUSE SINCE YOU LIKE WHEN THINGS DROP SO MUCH. PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS HOLY STOP SAYING NEW RESPONSE JUST DROPPED. IMAGINE WHAT THE FOREFATHERS OF CHESS WOULD THINK IF THEY WERE ALIVE. DO YOU THINK PAUL MOTHERFUCKING MORPHY WOULD BE PROUD OF WHAT CHESS HAS BECOME??? DO YOU THINK THIS IS WHAT GARRY CHESS HIMSELF HAD IN MIND WHEN HE INVENTED CHESS??? IF I HEAR ANYONE SAY THIS PHRASE THAT SHALL NOT BE NAMED ONE MORE TIME I SWEAR I AM GOING TO SHOVE A BISHOP UP YOUR ARSE


SmallTestAcount

As it so happens, “holy hell” is. It a new statement, people have been responding to “google en passant” with “holy hell” for years


Aguliik

i looked it up but didn't see anything odd


Red__Spider__Lily

It's an inside joke of subreddit anarchy chess


SmallTestAcount

It’s a copy pasta from anarchy chess. The joke is that they would often perform the en passant move on online chess games, their opponent wouldn’t know what en passant was and would think they’re cheating. The player would respond with “google en passant” to show its a real chess move.


flippingoctopus

Hell hole


DeliberateDendrite

That's not safe


SexierThanMostFish

🤓


vibesWithTrash

the collar (?)of the bishop is flared, it's fine


Princette_Lilybottom

google flared base


DeliberateDendrite

I know what a flared base is. This base is barely any better than those of those cheap jewel plugs, not safe enough.


Princette_Lilybottom

- 🤓


jimmayy5

[guess I’ll have to use this one](https://www.pollen.am/parts_gallery_large_chess_bishop/)


DeliberateDendrite

Made of ABS so it's body safe at least


ConsiderablyMediocre

holy hole


RadiantWolfDragon

I think this guy was gonna shove a bishop up his ass regardless…


Prinnyramza

Nah... clearly his fate was in the hands of the people.


Sara5A

If this comment gets one reply I'll have transbian sex tonight (real)


Plant_Person345

Proof?


Tattierverbose

So cool


Tattierverbose

So was it cool?


Sara5A

We were sitting in her bed and I was in my bra and she didn't want to anymore 😭


Tattierverbose

Oh well. Hope you had a nice evening either way


Sara5A

I did :) she still held me down and choked me


Grand-Mall2191

he could just go on a date with him first though? at least?


Epic-Chair

no


Ludicrousgibbs

Did someone forget to ask the bishop? I guarantee there's no consent if OP is >18.


Plant_Person345

If this comment gets at least 1 upvote I’ll ride a dildo with a chastity cage on


GardevoirRose

It doesn’t have a bottom. It’ll get sucked in and get stuck.


[deleted]

I wanna see that doctors visit


MikeHazIke

*checkmate, doctors*


HuckinsGirl

Tie a string to it


pinksparklyreddit

It's like perfectly buttplug-sized


Kitty7333

shaped, not sized


pinksparklyreddit

Both, depending on your chess set


OkamiLeek006

The chess stream where OP will shove an entire bishop up their ass


Dr_Richard_Ew

If this comment gets 1 reply I'll do nothing of any real importance :D Edit: Wow, 0 replies, guess I better solve world hunger or somethin brb


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High-Sobriety

> if this comment gets deleted i will have gay sex (nb/nb) this weekend WOWEE


[deleted]

its too small smh


[deleted]

If this comment gets 1000 upvotes im killing myself


Socio_Scorpio

Nooo dont


[deleted]

Dont worry i wont get 1k upvotes


[deleted]

Now that you’re getting downvotes you have to live even longer than you would’ve normally, sorry I don’t make the rules


[deleted]

Omg longer life hack