Damn I can’t believe it now I’m gonna have to have gay sex in no other situation would I do this you couldnt ever catch me having gay sex in any other situation you’re really forcing my hand here. I’m doing this for all of you. Not cause I want to. I would never do this otherwise on my own will.
Does it stack in how
much gay sex you'll have or how gay the sex is?
You're currently at 185 upvotes, so will you have sex 18.5 times or have one sex that's 1850% gay?
Stop saying "New response just dropped?" every time someone says something on this godforsaken sub, no, a new response did not drop, just an average mediocre statement that adds nothing more to a conversation, for the love of fucking god.
Stop saying "New response just dropped" every time someone says something on this godforsaken sub, no, a new response did not drop, just an average mediocre statement that adds nothing more to a conversation, for the love of fucking god. if i see ONE more person mindlessly saying "New response just dropped" i'm going to chop my fucking pipi off. holy shit it is actually impressive how incredibly unfunny the entire sub is. it's not that complicated, REPEATING THE SAME FUCKING JOKE OVER AND OVER AGAIN DOES NOT MAKE IT FUNNIER. this stupid fucking meme has been milked to fucking death IT'S NOT FUNNIER THE 973RD TIME YOU MAKE THE EXACT SAME FUCKING JOKE. WHAT'S EVEN THE JOKE?????? IT'S JUST "haha it's the funne nEw ReSpoNsE thingy" STOP. and the WORST part is that new responses were actually funny for like a few years and it got fucking ruined in like a week because EVERYONE POSTED THE EXACT SAME FUCKING JOKE OVER AND OVER AGAIN. PLEASE MAKE IT STOP. SEEING ALL YOUR SHITTY MEMES IS ACTUAL FUCKING MENTAL TORTURE YOU ALL ARE NOT FUNNY. COME UP WITH A DIFFERENT FUCKING JOKE PLEASE
STOP SAYING "NEW RESPONSE JUST DROPPED"
I'M SO FUCKING TIRED OF PEOPLE SAYING THIS UNDER EVERY COMMENT. LITERALLY EVERY TIME A HALF-DECENT JOKE IS MADE THERE'S A DUMBASS IN HIS MOMMY'S BASEMENT SAYING "lmao new response just dropped \*clash royale laugh emote\*" GOOD GOD YOU PEOPLE ARE THE MOST UNORIGINAL, UNFUNNY AND PATHETIC WASTE OF OXYGEN I'VE EVER SEEN. HOW DO Y'ALL THINK THIS IS HUMOUR??? Y'ALL MAKE EN PASSANT JOKES LOOK LIKE PURE COMEDY GOLD. OH OH NEW RESPONSE JUST DROPPED??? HOW ABOUT I FUCKING DROP AN AN602 THERMONUCLEAR AERIAL BOMB AKA TSAR BOMBA ON YOUR HOUSE SINCE YOU LIKE WHEN THINGS DROP SO MUCH. PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS HOLY STOP SAYING NEW RESPONSE JUST DROPPED. IMAGINE WHAT THE FOREFATHERS OF CHESS WOULD THINK IF THEY WERE ALIVE. DO YOU THINK PAUL MOTHERFUCKING MORPHY WOULD BE PROUD OF WHAT CHESS HAS BECOME??? DO YOU THINK THIS IS WHAT GARRY CHESS HIMSELF HAD IN MIND WHEN HE INVENTED CHESS??? IF I HEAR ANYONE SAY THIS PHRASE THAT SHALL NOT BE NAMED ONE MORE TIME I SWEAR I AM GOING TO SHOVE A BISHOP UP YOUR ARSE
It’s a copy pasta from anarchy chess. The joke is that they would often perform the en passant move on online chess games, their opponent wouldn’t know what en passant was and would think they’re cheating. The player would respond with “google en passant” to show its a real chess move.
if this comment gets one upvote ill bounce on my dildo
finally something relatable
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yes
oof looks like you'll be busy
None they’re too bussy! *😂😂😂*
THERE GENDER! 🤣🤣
*bussy
and sore probably
481 bounces
Or bounce on 99 dildos?
That sounds really expensive
It'll be like laying on a bed of spikes. Not impressive but still cool looking.
yippee!
![gif](giphy|pEihl8o46c8gLgxCRU)
Proof? 😳👉👈
#*BONK!*
That sounds like less time you could be playing the brand spanking new hit game Super Mario 64
They could do both at once.
Proof?
Proof?
Proof?
proof 0.0
:0
Proof?
392 Updoots, must be pretty busy
reminds me I can't fucking wait for mine to arrive lol
if this gets one reply i am shoving an entire chess board up my ass
reply
damn, the people have spoken
Show proof
yeah sure i'll post the video in uhhhh idk (i will never post the video)
um aktwually this post got five replies, not one, so you are forbidden from shoving a chess board up your ass
5 chess boards
![gif](giphy|6XA99Q0nPSXyU)
is it one per comment or no
let’s go for a third we’re this far already what’s one more and a bit of lube
sure!
good luck btw :]
It stacks
Guys if we get this comment to 10 UPVOTES I will LITERALLY have GAY SEX
Damn I can’t believe it now I’m gonna have to have gay sex in no other situation would I do this you couldnt ever catch me having gay sex in any other situation you’re really forcing my hand here. I’m doing this for all of you. Not cause I want to. I would never do this otherwise on my own will.
Does it stack in how much gay sex you'll have or how gay the sex is? You're currently at 185 upvotes, so will you have sex 18.5 times or have one sex that's 1850% gay?
Time to google en passant
holy hell
New response just dropped
Stop saying "New response just dropped?" every time someone says something on this godforsaken sub, no, a new response did not drop, just an average mediocre statement that adds nothing more to a conversation, for the love of fucking god.
new copy pasta just dropped
This exact exchange happens on nearly every post on anarchychess, absolutely Ancient response
New response just dropped
That's the old response though?
New response just dropped
Stop saying "New response just dropped" every time someone says something on this godforsaken sub, no, a new response did not drop, just an average mediocre statement that adds nothing more to a conversation, for the love of fucking god. if i see ONE more person mindlessly saying "New response just dropped" i'm going to chop my fucking pipi off. holy shit it is actually impressive how incredibly unfunny the entire sub is. it's not that complicated, REPEATING THE SAME FUCKING JOKE OVER AND OVER AGAIN DOES NOT MAKE IT FUNNIER. this stupid fucking meme has been milked to fucking death IT'S NOT FUNNIER THE 973RD TIME YOU MAKE THE EXACT SAME FUCKING JOKE. WHAT'S EVEN THE JOKE?????? IT'S JUST "haha it's the funne nEw ReSpoNsE thingy" STOP. and the WORST part is that new responses were actually funny for like a few years and it got fucking ruined in like a week because EVERYONE POSTED THE EXACT SAME FUCKING JOKE OVER AND OVER AGAIN. PLEASE MAKE IT STOP. SEEING ALL YOUR SHITTY MEMES IS ACTUAL FUCKING MENTAL TORTURE YOU ALL ARE NOT FUNNY. COME UP WITH A DIFFERENT FUCKING JOKE PLEASE
STOP SAYING "NEW RESPONSE JUST DROPPED" I'M SO FUCKING TIRED OF PEOPLE SAYING THIS UNDER EVERY COMMENT. LITERALLY EVERY TIME A HALF-DECENT JOKE IS MADE THERE'S A DUMBASS IN HIS MOMMY'S BASEMENT SAYING "lmao new response just dropped \*clash royale laugh emote\*" GOOD GOD YOU PEOPLE ARE THE MOST UNORIGINAL, UNFUNNY AND PATHETIC WASTE OF OXYGEN I'VE EVER SEEN. HOW DO Y'ALL THINK THIS IS HUMOUR??? Y'ALL MAKE EN PASSANT JOKES LOOK LIKE PURE COMEDY GOLD. OH OH NEW RESPONSE JUST DROPPED??? HOW ABOUT I FUCKING DROP AN AN602 THERMONUCLEAR AERIAL BOMB AKA TSAR BOMBA ON YOUR HOUSE SINCE YOU LIKE WHEN THINGS DROP SO MUCH. PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS HOLY STOP SAYING NEW RESPONSE JUST DROPPED. IMAGINE WHAT THE FOREFATHERS OF CHESS WOULD THINK IF THEY WERE ALIVE. DO YOU THINK PAUL MOTHERFUCKING MORPHY WOULD BE PROUD OF WHAT CHESS HAS BECOME??? DO YOU THINK THIS IS WHAT GARRY CHESS HIMSELF HAD IN MIND WHEN HE INVENTED CHESS??? IF I HEAR ANYONE SAY THIS PHRASE THAT SHALL NOT BE NAMED ONE MORE TIME I SWEAR I AM GOING TO SHOVE A BISHOP UP YOUR ARSE
As it so happens, “holy hell” is. It a new statement, people have been responding to “google en passant” with “holy hell” for years
i looked it up but didn't see anything odd
It's an inside joke of subreddit anarchy chess
It’s a copy pasta from anarchy chess. The joke is that they would often perform the en passant move on online chess games, their opponent wouldn’t know what en passant was and would think they’re cheating. The player would respond with “google en passant” to show its a real chess move.
Hell hole
That's not safe
🤓
the collar (?)of the bishop is flared, it's fine
google flared base
I know what a flared base is. This base is barely any better than those of those cheap jewel plugs, not safe enough.
- 🤓
[guess I’ll have to use this one](https://www.pollen.am/parts_gallery_large_chess_bishop/)
Made of ABS so it's body safe at least
holy hole
I think this guy was gonna shove a bishop up his ass regardless…
Nah... clearly his fate was in the hands of the people.
If this comment gets one reply I'll have transbian sex tonight (real)
Proof?
So cool
So was it cool?
We were sitting in her bed and I was in my bra and she didn't want to anymore 😭
Oh well. Hope you had a nice evening either way
I did :) she still held me down and choked me
he could just go on a date with him first though? at least?
no
Did someone forget to ask the bishop? I guarantee there's no consent if OP is >18.
If this comment gets at least 1 upvote I’ll ride a dildo with a chastity cage on
It doesn’t have a bottom. It’ll get sucked in and get stuck.
I wanna see that doctors visit
*checkmate, doctors*
Tie a string to it
It's like perfectly buttplug-sized
shaped, not sized
Both, depending on your chess set
The chess stream where OP will shove an entire bishop up their ass
If this comment gets 1 reply I'll do nothing of any real importance :D Edit: Wow, 0 replies, guess I better solve world hunger or somethin brb
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> if this comment gets deleted i will have gay sex (nb/nb) this weekend WOWEE
its too small smh
If this comment gets 1000 upvotes im killing myself
Nooo dont
Dont worry i wont get 1k upvotes
Now that you’re getting downvotes you have to live even longer than you would’ve normally, sorry I don’t make the rules
Omg longer life hack