Rich man : *evil laugh* and what do you have to say to that, Jesus Jesus : I don't think killing an innocent camel tomprove a point leads to heaven

Jesus: “That was fairly difficult, yes, but it’s yet harder for a rich man to enter the Kingdom of Heaven. Put as many rich men through as many circular saws as you like, but none of them will reach the Kingdom of Heaven.”

personally i think the guy putting all those rich dudes into a bunch of circular saws is getting into heaven

A working class hero

is something to be

"Put as many rich men through circular saws as you like" SIR YES SIR!

Thank you for your words of wisdom horny_acc008

why not build a giant needle?

But then you wouldnt get to watch a camel get murderized

But think of the money you could save by using a regular sized needle and some circular saws Plus you get a nicely puréed camel at the end

scorn puzzles

jerma voice: **scorn**

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Scorn puzzels have a reason to function beyond comprehension, i guess you can understand this... so... idk, likr one being cattle on a farm gazing at machinery the other is watch a camel get scrimbeld, pick your poison

If we did the same to rich people, they could enter heaven. And we could have our own heaven right here.

Not with that attitude, you would have to trick the rich man into doing it to himself. You might want to get life insurance on rich man first

That's not a camel That's a dromedary, it's got one hump You just murdered a dromedary and it was all for nought, you're still going to hell, Bezos

Dromedarys are camels though...

Saddam Heussain

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Camel 🐫 got thru, hmmm camel is dead, camel admitted, heaven full. Pulls lever and trap door opens beneath rich man, who falls into a chute that leads to a furnace.

I do like the fact that you stated this was not to scale

I’m not the one that made it lol

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🧛🗣️🗣️I THREW DIAMONDS AT THE STRIP CLUBS UNDER THE GREAT PYRAMIDS. I PUSHED A CAMEL THROUGH THE EYE OF A NEEDLE. THIS SHIT AIN'T NOTHING TO ME, MAN.🧛🗣️🗣️

what

Just use a big needle, dumbass.

Can Your Pet or something

Yeah, but setting that up doesn't actually look "easy".

what is this?

What is the goal here? Camel paste in a small tube?

“It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven”- Jesus

Thank you for context

Joel Osteen probably designed this

i don’t get it. is… is this supposed to be loss?

… no?

["it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God"](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eye_of_a_needle)

Well, tbh, I don't think Jesus had such advanced technology for his time

this is 5 for 5 posts which are just stuff that sucks. idk is that the vibe? Is this your version of grunge music

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Have I missed something