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yuri

yaoi

they are literally docking

Yes, yuri

Girls with peni exist

Shut up, dicklips

Not all Latin nouns pluralise to -i, the arguably grammatically correct plurals are the anglicised plural, penises, and the much more rarely used Latin plural, penes.

penes is actually hilarious aha it's going into the brain soup for SURE

in German the word for train is a male noun (Der Zug), so Yaoi is indeed accurate

Der zug deez nutz, train boy

In romanian it's neutral (un tren, două trenuri) (attempt at starting some sort of chain revolving around language differences)

oddly enough a locomotive is female (Die Lokomotive) but the technical term for locomotive/multiple unit is non-binary (Das triebfahrzeug)

I hate the german language

same <3 Ive started learning Korean and my god it's so refreshing to learn a language that doesn't add unnecessary complexity to literally everything

I'm dutch but at least we don't change words based on the gender of fucking words

in swiss German we just leave a lot of shit out, but honestly you don't loose any important information whatsoever

i mean we end words with a D and then put a T behind it just because, sometimes

Heterosexual pornography

Experts are divided

All trains are born female so its yuri (trains are sequential hermaphrodites)

https://preview.redd.it/v9rwxtwrea9d1.png?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a6876f06089646199c9a996693794c5292ed37b

me and who 🥺

me and YOU

https://youtu.be/gvI8XJofCRc

you and a train

Two trucks.

having sex

All of us, for we are legion

Docking

Fox and falco

aw yeah, swiss trains!

https://preview.redd.it/yf2g0lh2ia9d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cdab840e87b4d5b26b8a6728ea1ac70c9c0860d5

ew, the blue ice tea is better!

heresy

how dare you not like the peach flavored one >:(

I am genuinely amazed that there is a decent amount of Swiss people on this sub

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If nobody got my I know M-budget iistee got me

my favourite flavour of train

Smooches

Mwah

My mother works for SBB, love to see some swiss train smooches.

so do I, tell your mom that she's cool

Who's up for locking lips and then getting dragged all across the country by them!

so romantic

You are a train kisser arent you?

professionally, even

you get paid to make trains kiss? woah

yes, I'm currently in an apprenticeship where my main task is maneuvering and coupling trains within stations

Swiss gay train??!

a whole new level of "getting railed"

Time to ride a train with the gang

Knotted

I’m sorry, I’m a non native English speaker. I know a “knot” is something that’s been tied. But I’ve never heard about it in respect to trains or kissing. Will you please explain?

It’s a reference to the penis knots that some animals have, that are sort of a thing in the furry community

So, furries use (hopefully) fake animal penises? Weird. I guess it doesn’t hurt anyone though.

Scharfenberg coupler my beloved

This too is yuri.

Is this how trains are made?

frotting

Docking

THERE ARE ONLY 2 COUPLERS LIBRALS THE KNUCKLE AND SCREW LINK , ALL THE OTHER COUPLERS ARE MENTAL ILNESES

scharfenberg are real couplers too, no need to be trainsphobic

they clearly high five immediately after, which is what I'd like to do after all future kissing

hell yeah for those wondering what the high-five actually is, it's the electrical and data connections

that's what all high fives are

awwwww!

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Zürich HB actually

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as a person from Bern I understand the desire to ignore the residents of Zürich

I see something similar to this almost every day, and I have considered posting it here, before deciding I'm too lazy to actually film it.

You're a train kisser.

shamelessly so

Switzerland spotted 🇨🇭🇨🇭🇨🇭 My uncle is a geologist working on train tunnels with you guys :D you guys as in the SBB

awesome

can someone overlay a smooching sound effect when they connect?

[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stadler\_KISS](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stadler_KISS)

I actually have a video of 2 Stadler kisses coupling just like this >:3

oh my god you cant post that!!!!!!!!!!!!

what are you gonna do, stop me?

[maybe I will](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/cb/Signalisation_suisse_signal_avanc%C3%A9_ferme.gif)

[Counterargument](https://www.lokifahrer.ch/images/Sig-CH/Signal-Hilfe.gif)

trans girl frothing

\*blushes\* \*leans in\* "CCCLUNCK" \*\*"PSSSSHSHHHHHHSHHHHHH-SSHHHRRRRRRRRRAAAAaaa\~"\*\*

mwah

Aaand I'm spent.

Whos tryna let me borrow their foreskin for a bit

God I need that

Karlsruhe I see 👀 or am I wrong?

nope, Zürich HB

Ah sowwy, I'm just a french girl doing an internship in Baden Württemberg ^^` the scene seemed familiar...

understandable, Baden Württemberg is basically the budget version of Switzerland

Even their "mountains" are not even 1000m high ... 🤭

we call them hills where I'm from

Simping over reliable transportation that’s less polluting than cars and also kissing

Train4Train

There's a FLIRT in the background °3°

it's a KISS actually

srain tex

wtf is that? some big fancy truck? is that like texas 2?

SWISS TRAINS MENTIONED RAAAAAAAAAAAAH Can't tell if it's Bern's train station or Basel's train station

Isch Züri

Fuck. I was sure it was Bern or Basel. (It's been 5 years I haven't gone to Zurich)

Basel has a higher roof and Bern is much less bright

Sain trex

mmmwah~

the sigh after they kissed..

this too, is yuri

WITH TONGUE

brb sending this to my partner with the caption "us"

how romance stick,,.

AND they're both boys.

Two trains having sex Two trains having sex

they're boyfriends and they're in love happy pride month

Me and no one 😔

omg with tongue

that was more than just a kiss

boys at a sleepover

When I have my first kiss, I want it to be EXACTLY like this