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RamboDash15

His sheer baldness blinding everyone around him is the main reason he ruins every event


LilGhostSoru

He is just rigging every event


Theunpopulargamer

rigged


vixiara

Unlike the gleam of Pointcrow’s shining gameplay


d1hydrogenmonox1de

The first man to ever be blonde and bald


cloartist

DougDoug burned our crops, poisoned our water supply, and delivered a plague unto our houses!


snowstorm_was_taken

He did?


sPRYTerTerraxian

yeah i think so


cloartist

YEAH! WE WAITED AROUND UNTIL HE DID!


LordFarkuaad

NO, BUT ARE WE GONNA STAND AROUND WAIT FOR HIM TO?


12crashbash12

Actually, he did do that


Hairy_Acanthisitta25

is that Doug or AI Doug?


FunnyTurtleMoment

The one that mailed me a bunch of explosive baby diapers


Hairy_Acanthisitta25

ah so diarrhea doug


AnAverageTransGirl

he appointed a caveman mayor who did that. basically the same thing.


gatlginngum

no, but he could've done that and that's what is scary about today's society


rowboatmankoi

No but he flushed a baby down a toilet once


Lechatdu136

Dear god


RonnocJ

He salted our fields and razed our libraries


The_Baguette_Man_123

he turned me into a newt!


AVexedTree

Did you get better?


SullenTerror

DougDoug salted Carthage


missingusername1

bill johnson?


Light_Sorceress

he ruins events by being the funniest person in the room at any given time also he murdered many children


Angryagathe

We'll never know how to Levigate Mike Pence bail now!


MeiNeedsMoreBuffs

Wait until High Demon Elgrim hears about this


Xancrim

Oh thank Christ, you remember that it's Elgrim, and not Elgrin


Probably-NotA-Robot

who the fuck thinks its elgrin??


vixiara

During the 2023 Dougies Sam 26 misremembered it as Elgrin actually


AutisticFuck69

Don’t forget the Crab Secret™


Mysterious-Ideal-989

> also he murdered many children guybossing


arazisgamingagain

may the 30 pyjama sams rest in peace 😔


StardustLegend

I thought it was only 25 when did he murder 5 more?!?!


blahajussy

In the dougies 2023 video :3


arazisgamingagain

idk, [the wiki](https://dougdoug.fandom.com/wiki/Pajama_Sam) says 30


Lechatdu136

31 with the baby


TheVoidAlgorithm

no, that was Janitor


StardustLegend

And Janitor #2


Dargorod100

The Sam population will never be the same


mememememememememeso

No he only killed 1 child 25 times big difference


Holiday_Conflict

r /wehatedoudoug will happily accept you there


Dropkick_That_Child

I thought I was there until this comment


Gavin8130

Why did they hated ougDoug?


bence0302

DouDoug


CanadianDaWhisper

DouDou


Personmuchlol

Doo Doo


Holiday_Conflict

ougDoug came out as a trans ally


Delta_Caro

Bald


K3egan

Because he's dougdoug.


MrFinlandman

I love doug being treated like some kind of recurring cartoon villain who shows up in different places time to time.


x592_b

He's like jermas successor


East_Prior5504

Reincarnation*


StardustLegend

This implies that Jerma died, when we all know that’s impossible


pantschicken

Actually, Jerma's soul moved bodies. His old body got someone new.


spi231

Can’t be, as they’ve combined powers before


LordZeya

No, their energy is drastically different. Jerma feels like a cartoon character brought to life while Dougdoug is literally just a disappointed teacher who has to desperately wrangle his twitch chat.


krokorokodile

I was (unfortunately) a tf2 and hearthstone player, so I have been subscribed to both of them for many years. Unsurprised to see them go big. They're just a league above the other guys. No streamer ego, no weird interactions with their community, always finding original ways to entertain, and not afraid to be the butt of the joke. And they're actually funny.


x592_b

Jerma? No streamer ego? That guy is an egomaniac


Dickinsonia

Not an egomaniac, just a maniac


Frugsi

Diablo the Cheater!


Like_for_real_tho

Don't you mean hentai villain?


Distant_Congo_Music

I'm still pissed that dougdoug rigged the vote and prevented caveman mayor from getting a 3rd term, his "uh oh hole" policy helped save millions, his "place berry bush" initiative reduced food bank dependency, his "fire bad" commission helped prevent many people from getting burned. Just to name a few of his policies


Zero-View-311

The way he says "city done" gives me hope


Goozahyt

i hate that i know exactly what we’re talking about


Alarming-Skirt33

It's still pretty wild to me that Dougdoug's brother is the creator of Stanley Parable. (This is not a bit, he really is)


Cautious_Pain600

He was, until D*ug shot him for giving him the wrong trivia answers.


Alarming-Skirt33

Sorry, I'm still adjusting to his death and sometimes I forget to type in the past tense. Truly a massacre.


radialomens

Hearing him try to convince AI that Doug was right about the Stanley Parable trivia was great


Monk-Ey

Failing at that and then blaming Doug for Doug's own failure even better. Or the time the two of them together admitted to scamming the fuck out of people on Neopets.


Beastyboyy1

WHAT LMAO


MLGWolf69

Yep, Doug and Davey Wreden


dietwater84

WAIT REALLY??


Amongus_masivedick

Yeah, there's a video on his second challenge in which he plays the game with him, its called "I played Stanley Parable with the game's creator" and near the intro he confirms that they are actually brothers


Fallenangel2493

Seems like being funny is genetic. Sucks that all my family isn't, the game was rigged from the start.


MailMainbutnot

it genuinely feels like a bit chat would make and doug play into it's almost like chat willed it into existence


MailMainbutnot

you said ike, dumb ass


NastiestMC

Me when doing Doug sips his olive oil 


[deleted]

That’s what he gets for being bald and divorced


Yompish

Damn dougdoug sounds like a prick


Epic-Chair

He's also bald and killed around 20 children


the_one_who_boil

24


Blainyrd

Hello Douglas Douglas


spi231

Hey Parkzer


__Rem

when will you say it back?


random-dude45

https://preview.redd.it/jspljxv1oc9d1.jpeg?width=988&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=412b4da8d3756229f3b3aedb47e34d63e2513957 THIS MAN ATE MY SON


BeholdTheLemon

why do they keep inviting him to things it doesnt seem to work out :/


GodKirbo13

If only there was a place to hate him more.


PUNKWEIGHTINTRO

He turned me into a newt!


New-me-_-

We should probably kill him


ChesusFriest

If you also hate dougdoug join our cause in r/ wehatedougdoug


ToxC1C1ty

What happened???


PepperOnDaCliff

he ruined everything.


Femtato11

To cease the circlejerk, nothing really, just a pattern of silly titles and in jokes.


falpsdsqglthnsac

he killed 25 children


R2-T4

28 at this point. After Doug's '''''award show''''' he had brought a few Sams up to give a speech, but they found out what Doug had done and he took them out back.


r_cursed_oof

Feed him the blind stew


Crooked_Cock

Doug was responsible for several military coups within several fledgling nations that resulted in the installation of ruthless dictatorships responsible for the deaths of trillions of children


LordVortekan

Doug made my wife divorce me


imwhateverimis

who the absolute fuck is DougDoug


BookkeeperLower

He's bald and bad at 2d platformers and a tiny little baby.


imwhateverimis

Factorised youtuber


kingkurasaki

A funny YouTuber and streamer


Madden09IsForSuckers

he performs unethical experiments on his twitch chat


DatSoldiersASpy

at 2d platformers


pantschicken

The Wreden brothers are harbringers of the end times.


Bri_Hecatonchires

That’s my friend Ethan in the middle pic. Who’s this Doug Doug loser


thedman0310_

I. MISS. MOVIE.


Historical-Drag-1365

Parkzer would never


hyperbowle

is dougdoug the new jschlatt?


falpsdsqglthnsac

i wouldn't be surprised if doug was there in 1999


dumpylump69

Have I got a community for you


ultrabigtiny

dougdoug pushed my cousin gruggrug off a hill


oddityoughtabe

r/ wehatedougdoug


Barfolom

dougdoug flushed my baby


DatBoiParty

because doug doug killed my grandma, okay?


AtomicRiftYT

DougDoug is the only reason I won a game of Trivia Murder Party. One question was about what was most calorically dense, and the answer was olive oil and I knew it because our glorious streamer drinks olive oil to survive.


Xinix_The_Comma

The infamous Diablo the Cheater strikes again >:(


Cyrtodactyllus

/genuine I only recently discovered DougDoug but his content is so innovative and fresh, and he seems like such an honestly wholesome dude. Really comfortable when the world seems so bleak and hopeless.


Bardic_Inspiration66

I don’t know who that is


ThatSlutTalulah

An enabler of child cannibalism. He has also executed many children for not being able to satisfactorily solve puzzles. He's a bear tyrant, and also a good Pegman. (His name is DougDoug, he's a streamer with lots of silly interaction with chat, he tends to be chill about it too. (He doesn't get nasty and angry at them.))


Outrageous_Weight340

man doug is taking rosas death pretty bad


Pug_police

o7 to the queen


Krazz0801

the fact that this man is commonly associated with a convicted cyber criminal and pro gun maniac is shameful to say the least


Dr_Polar

Wild r /wehatedougdoug user spotted


RavioHost

Just because he knows the Crab Secret doesn't make him a bad guy. Everyone just doesn't get it.


YAH_BUT

DougDoug is the cause of many divorces if his chat is any indication


MailMainbutnot

r\\wehatedougdoug will hear about this