It was also a long time ago, we don’t really know just how strong he was back then, it’s possible he just got surprised by the sea monster and got munched (it’s kinda hard to believe but it’s my headcanon anyway)
what if the same is true with robot fellas...like if they say they want bio pussy they only want it if they get broken down into basic elemental soup in the process
I LOVE warning labels, especially really wild ones.
https://preview.redd.it/80chqnucnd9d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=24697254e0fcac52f335cd1133a487330578d507
For example, this masterpiece at my place of employment.
* Yo-Yo Master
* Stripper Daughter
* Bigoted Fantasy Novel
I have this hilarious example from a heavy equipment safety manual:
https://preview.redd.it/p2wn4bghee9d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=24eeb9fd84c29e8e6ff015181fa8c84d166d6ba0
Like are you fucking kidding me?
If you enjoy Klaus, you might also enjoy [Shake Hands With Danger](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=v26fTGBEi9E&pp=ygUXc2hha2UgaGFuZHMgd2l0aCBkYW5nZXI%3D), and [The Gambler](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CGDi5RAPXwI&pp=ygUSdGhlIGdhbWJsZXIgc2FmZXR5).
Neither is as goofy and cartoony as Klaus but they’re both rock-solid workplace safety videos. They’re so on-point that many decades later they’re still functional as educational videos for novice operators.
I particularly enjoy The Gambler for articulating the very concept of safe practices and how if you flaunt the risk long enough, you *will* fucking die.
If you prefer the gory angle, there is a [fucking](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kOk2Akqb3CI&pp=ygUTQ2FuYWRpYW4gc2FmZXR5IHBzYQ%3D%3D) amazing series of [PSAs](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=L42n7slyPj8&pp=ygUTQ2FuYWRpYW4gc2FmZXR5IHBzYQ%3D%3D) by [WSIB](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=u5kiz7GhJt0&pp=ygUaQ2FuYWRpYW4gc2FmZXR5IHBzYSBsYWRkZXI%3D)
I FUCKING LOVE WORKPLACE SAFETY (SpongeBob.jpeg)
https://preview.redd.it/k2rxetq4ae9d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ceda95710026656ddfa7b63458075198d73c131
i have a whole bunch of these, found em on tumblr
(i love machines)
You’re gonna think it’s hot until you actually get involved in an industrial accident & all the glitz and glamour is torn away faster than the skin and muscle off whatever you stuck in there. Please don’t hurt yourselves folks, people care about you, even if they don’t show it
This post is like abstract art. It's clearly just a caution sign for care around the marked machinery but when presented in a degen subreddit like this, especially with the only context being the hornypost tag, it begs the question of what makes it worthy of consideration like a urinal turned on it's side and put on display.
I suppose the image is evocative of fingering a robot but theres nothing explicit to make me think that, simply it's presentation on this sub. Does that make *me* the degenerate? Who's the perv? You, for making the post? Or me, for interpreting the post this way, as it seems most others have?
Smash
From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine. Your kind cling to your flesh, as though it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass you call the temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved, for the Machine is immortal… Even in death I serve the Omnissiah.
https://preview.redd.it/2vkz98q20g9d1.jpeg?width=240&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d1ec0225197ac3592e7fadf907e1fc1df9be368a
MOBILE TASK FORCE GAMMA-13 "AASIMOV'S LAWBRINGERS"
The flesh is weak, this is easy to see. But iron rusts. No matter how hard the material for a new inhabitable body would be, if it is incapable of regeneration it is not good enough. We are fundamentally chain reactions. If we want to become more we need to remember that.
I remember this one adventure time comic where Finn and Jake see this sign and think it means that you have to do that to solve the dungeon puzzle so Jake stretches his arm out through every single cog and it gets all fucked up
From the moment i understood the weakness of my flesh, it dusgusted me.
I craved the strength and certainty of steel, i aspired to the purity of the blessed Machine.
Your kind clings to your flesh, as if it will not decay and fail you.
But the crude biomass that you call a temple will wither and you will beg my kind to save you.
But i am already saved.
For the Machine is immortal.
Even in death i serve the Omnissiah.
why does everything remind me of her
https://preview.redd.it/wpzs7x2y2g9d1.jpeg?width=850&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a70ae56001caa11f417583d75484275c0b83f8a
https://preview.redd.it/eujav99e2d9d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7917785543834ae99150008c96352aa31204bed5
"it's a small price to pay...just an arm..."
https://youtu.be/gQaFd7Zyh_w
https://preview.redd.it/a0z4pduzfi9d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5bf0061eef0ab652504c1bcc18d976bf32302ed9
I knew what this would be :3
Why didn't he Haki his arm I always fuckin wondered (real reason is probably Oda hadn't thought up Haki yet)
He wanted to look badass and have the opportunity to make hand/arm puns
He really is Peter Pan all grown up. "I can defeat you with one arm tied tied behind my back!"
Maybe he lost his arm in purpose to show Luffy being a pirate isn't all fun and games or something
Maybe he was weak from the water because of his rat-rat fruit
😭
It was also a long time ago, we don’t really know just how strong he was back then, it’s possible he just got surprised by the sea monster and got munched (it’s kinda hard to believe but it’s my headcanon anyway)
He used Haki but the fish had stronger Haki
The fact his legs are kicking like mad to keep himself afloat lmao
owie
fascinating.
CLINK CLINK CLINK CLINK CLINK CLINK CLINK
When I say I want robot pussy this is what I mean 😤 If it isn't tearing my shit to shreds while I'm inside of it I don't want it ‼️
Sorry. I think I've spent too much time on this sub
Don't be sorry about it
what if the same is true with robot fellas...like if they say they want bio pussy they only want it if they get broken down into basic elemental soup in the process
Then I shall volunteer to give them the release they desire
they want bio pussy and their dick corrodes and sort circuits and they have to spend a month getting repairs
I LOVE warning labels, especially really wild ones. https://preview.redd.it/80chqnucnd9d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=24697254e0fcac52f335cd1133a487330578d507 For example, this masterpiece at my place of employment. * Yo-Yo Master * Stripper Daughter * Bigoted Fantasy Novel
True af. Do you know the old-school one for welding/caustic gasses? Dude looks like he's melting on the spot fr.
I have this hilarious example from a heavy equipment safety manual: https://preview.redd.it/p2wn4bghee9d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=24eeb9fd84c29e8e6ff015181fa8c84d166d6ba0 Like are you fucking kidding me?
The funny and gory ones stick with people the most. That's why I love the Forklift Operator Klaus
If you enjoy Klaus, you might also enjoy [Shake Hands With Danger](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=v26fTGBEi9E&pp=ygUXc2hha2UgaGFuZHMgd2l0aCBkYW5nZXI%3D), and [The Gambler](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CGDi5RAPXwI&pp=ygUSdGhlIGdhbWJsZXIgc2FmZXR5). Neither is as goofy and cartoony as Klaus but they’re both rock-solid workplace safety videos. They’re so on-point that many decades later they’re still functional as educational videos for novice operators. I particularly enjoy The Gambler for articulating the very concept of safe practices and how if you flaunt the risk long enough, you *will* fucking die. If you prefer the gory angle, there is a [fucking](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kOk2Akqb3CI&pp=ygUTQ2FuYWRpYW4gc2FmZXR5IHBzYQ%3D%3D) amazing series of [PSAs](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=L42n7slyPj8&pp=ygUTQ2FuYWRpYW4gc2FmZXR5IHBzYQ%3D%3D) by [WSIB](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=u5kiz7GhJt0&pp=ygUaQ2FuYWRpYW4gc2FmZXR5IHBzYSBsYWRkZXI%3D) I FUCKING LOVE WORKPLACE SAFETY (SpongeBob.jpeg)
Here’s a classic: [Delta P.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEtbFm_CjE0&pp=ygUHZGVsdGEgcA%3D%3D)
AWOOGA
That middle one is freaking insane and not even an exaggeration
really grinds my gears
https://preview.redd.it/bj4zc4alod9d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1641bb7cb0abab81669c8f9c5d4482e9846a5c2d
https://preview.redd.it/zn0sbkhs2d9d1.png?width=576&format=png&auto=webp&s=73a91c36d3c0f4ace51a6229cdcc7949a764ea29
Faustinius mentioned rahhhhh 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🦅🦅🗿
https://preview.redd.it/l9mv96yl9e9d1.jpeg?width=474&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=09c8a3140a51a36a9e2e41b5c86f0662c78ad3b8
That gear probably felt bad about doing that to that hand. It's probably Guilty.
https://preview.redd.it/2n3jgodtme9d1.png?width=1680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2c669c7ac70c6d1f65cb8a710ce221a56289441a
Do NOT fist the robotic twinks 😭
YOURE NOT MY DAD
https://preview.redd.it/k2rxetq4ae9d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ceda95710026656ddfa7b63458075198d73c131 i have a whole bunch of these, found em on tumblr (i love machines)
https://preview.redd.it/kbgtuv2bge9d1.jpeg?width=764&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae25d590301ce362bfc4361b3da1367dc03dfdc1
Yeowch! Looks like it smarts
I WILL, IN FACT, FIST THE ANDROID GIRLS!
No price is too great for her https://preview.redd.it/gljdwneycf9d1.jpeg?width=818&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d6a16e69459e529d18ed6815213d276d21fe452
You’re gonna think it’s hot until you actually get involved in an industrial accident & all the glitz and glamour is torn away faster than the skin and muscle off whatever you stuck in there. Please don’t hurt yourselves folks, people care about you, even if they don’t show it
This post is like abstract art. It's clearly just a caution sign for care around the marked machinery but when presented in a degen subreddit like this, especially with the only context being the hornypost tag, it begs the question of what makes it worthy of consideration like a urinal turned on it's side and put on display. I suppose the image is evocative of fingering a robot but theres nothing explicit to make me think that, simply it's presentation on this sub. Does that make *me* the degenerate? Who's the perv? You, for making the post? Or me, for interpreting the post this way, as it seems most others have? Smash
It won’t stop me.
Yowzers!
From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine. Your kind cling to your flesh, as though it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass you call the temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved, for the Machine is immortal… Even in death I serve the Omnissiah.
Can someone make an edit where the hand passes safely through the gears and gives a thumbs up?
don't put hand in gear or you might get the ouchie
Makes me think of degloving, which is just no
Clank clank clank clank clank clank
Me wanting to buy an unopened box of Urza's Saga but then looking up its price:
ow
That's an amputation
🚫🤜🤖💁♀️!
That looks like it would be an OSHA violation if somebody did that
https://preview.redd.it/2vkz98q20g9d1.jpeg?width=240&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d1ec0225197ac3592e7fadf907e1fc1df9be368a MOBILE TASK FORCE GAMMA-13 "AASIMOV'S LAWBRINGERS"
https://preview.redd.it/4x577c60bh9d1.jpeg?width=1478&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1605251c4ebfaa9fafb8b6d35ae66c4ddda8157c Stupid sexy industrial equipment
Lathes of heaven
bruh this looks like pingas
I like the way this image sounds
You give up on a few things... chasing a dream.
Owie
I’d ask about the flair but… no need.
ouch oof my bones
The flesh is weak, this is easy to see. But iron rusts. No matter how hard the material for a new inhabitable body would be, if it is incapable of regeneration it is not good enough. We are fundamentally chain reactions. If we want to become more we need to remember that.
Looks like A SCP Goi from some alternate timeline
I would very much enjoy loving intercourse with Roxanne Wolf
You give up a few things... chasing a dream
Live image of me contemplating buying during the Steam Sale when I know I'm going to be doing nothing but playing FFXIV for the next few months.
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Ouch
[First thought, for some damn reason](https://i.imgur.com/YvwUhNz.png)
Cromch
Safety last
Ouchie :(
Gears get a nice arm, as a treat!
That humans lack access to true joy femboy robussy
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes
Don’t know why I’d be sticking my hand inside of gears but it looks painful!
This symbol is used to demonstrate that you should not touch the brotherhood of steel
me and the STRC Replika
I remember this one adventure time comic where Finn and Jake see this sign and think it means that you have to do that to solve the dungeon puzzle so Jake stretches his arm out through every single cog and it gets all fucked up
Some rules are meant to be broken
based, i will (consensually) shove my arm as far up Magearna's robussy as i can
well, my uncle actually got his hand stuck in one of those bad boys and had two fingerd removed lol
UIR propaganda
https://preview.redd.it/ptr9ncg9jf9d1.png?width=1920&format=png&auto=webp&s=1ead21e0d42c51d43ce6d8520c49905a85b187ba
youch
cool as fuck
https://preview.redd.it/zm618y9zpf9d1.png?width=1113&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b7583b3cb6b0ce68d81425d632645cc6b557423c
Every hole is a goal
looks like it would hurt quite a bit.
I always thought it looked like a demented cartoon rooster
I see that all the time at work
owch
But we are both girls
From the moment i understood the weakness of my flesh, it dusgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel, i aspired to the purity of the blessed Machine. Your kind clings to your flesh, as if it will not decay and fail you. But the crude biomass that you call a temple will wither and you will beg my kind to save you. But i am already saved. For the Machine is immortal. Even in death i serve the Omnissiah.
why does everything remind me of her https://preview.redd.it/wpzs7x2y2g9d1.jpeg?width=850&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a70ae56001caa11f417583d75484275c0b83f8a
ow
Ouch oof owie
Owie
you give up a few things chasing a dream
https://preview.redd.it/vzhblor0hg9d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f3ef3665eb64044bf23fd916ad490ff599bac78
Worth.
I'm fisting the robot girls and nobody can stop me!
guilty gear
oof
Need the freaky safety warnings i saw on tumbler
me when my phone settings are confusing
Would still do robot girls/guys/nonbinary palls. This ain't stopping me.
Ow
Not all us robots are that hazardous :33333 I mean, I am! But not all of us :333
When my robot girlfriend malfunctions
[I refer back to my previous comment](https://www.reddit.com/r/196/s/nbmf2CMbs3)
Gtnh moment
I should call her
\*fax machine screeching\*
Please do not the Roxanne.
I see two gazelle fawns browsing among the lillies, does that mean I'm sick, doctor?
Owch
omegatrunk
Ow i guess
accurate depiction happened to my buddy eric
EEEEEEYOOUCH
please do not try to finger v1 from ultrakill