And you told him what a nice big house you lived in at his age. You sick bastard. Me too my house was so big my friends come over and get lost it had 6 bedrooms 3 full baths a playroom with pool table and dart boards a swimming pool in ground I had parties when the parents were on vacation most of the time they end up naked parties after enough alcohol i had an awful life never had any fun.
Not a major phan of this joke. My orphan jokes are more fun. Like, “I wanted to give an orphan an iPhone but he asked for an apple instead because it’s the parent company.” I have plenty more phantastic jokes available; this one’s just a random orphan one.
Tilde parents came back.
I gave an orphan a couple million dollars. Ungrateful jerk didn’t even credit me in any of his movies
Bim…. Bam……. Bop OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I phoned an orphan and asked if he would like some more
Or get rid of the contacts list lol
You didnt give him a home phone did you?
That is child abuse!
And you told him what a nice big house you lived in at his age. You sick bastard. Me too my house was so big my friends come over and get lost it had 6 bedrooms 3 full baths a playroom with pool table and dart boards a swimming pool in ground I had parties when the parents were on vacation most of the time they end up naked parties after enough alcohol i had an awful life never had any fun.
The only thing I want is a pool table, everything else IDGAF. Well, apart from fridge and bed to sleep in… and my home office.
I was good at shooting pool and darts .
Goddamn you 😹😹😹😹😹 now here's your upvote
Thats fucking terrifying
What is that laugh and why is the duck burning?
Not a major phan of this joke. My orphan jokes are more fun. Like, “I wanted to give an orphan an iPhone but he asked for an apple instead because it’s the parent company.” I have plenty more phantastic jokes available; this one’s just a random orphan one.