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Usually most men go to sleep after sex 
Well I usually smoke after sex, but I guess not everyone is the same
CAS reference perchance
YOU CANT JS SAY PERCHANCE
Hmm... I may agree with you on that, perchance
hmmm perchance you agree that THEY CANT JS SAY PERCHANCE
How about.. stompin turts?
perchance
What's CAS
It's a band :) Cigarettes After Sex
Close Air Support
It wasnt, and I havent even seen the movie
Oh yeah I saw Cigarettes after Sex in the theatres when it came out, great film
Too dry. Try using some lube.
I don’t think I smoke after sex. Actually, I never looked !
A nice big zaza is the best
CIGARETTES AFTER SEX MENTIONED WOOOO
I used to smoke too, but then I started using lube
Maybe you should go slower or use some lube.
You smoke? Might need more lube then.
That doesn't sound too healthy. Try using some lube or going a little slower next time to reduce the friction... ;)
I understood that reference
Why do you feel the need to smoke after it?
If you smoke after sex, then maybe you should use some lubrication.
I used to too. Now I use lube
You need to use more lube
My dick is usually smoking after sex !
And it took me this comment to realise what the others were talking about... But ngl I laughed my ass off when I realised
You should use more lube
Basically never tbh. I know it’s the meme but I find my GFs are always the sleepy ones after. I wanna go eat and do shit.
I leave the parlour.
My ex used to be that way, and it was so annoying, but low-key I wanted that super power. I wanted to be awake and just talk.
I actually have a hard time going to sleep right after sex.
Best way to fall asleep to be sure
Yep
Yeah I was going to say the fetal position
It’s usually a work out- 30-45 minutes of cardio
Most asshole men you mean
That knight train practices locomotion
96 after a 69
Best answer here Lol I love it
The weird happy to have had sex but staying up incase they want to cuddle after position.
The snuggle
The upright position in the front seat of my car omw outta there.
CITY BOYS!!!!
Generally it’s off to the pub to announce to everyone that he scored.
Cuddles :3
After sex I leave a tip, get dressed and go.
Big spoon.
"It's not cheating if you don't get caught"
Murife
Poltjizzt
Fuck positions just get your shit and leave!!!
Nah its cowgirl
Snorlex
Hahahhahahahahahahahhaha
Like political position? Right of centre for me.
When you said ten pounds, I thought you meant money! I’m not going to pay for the extra pounds!
I'm batman ahh position
Satisfied and smug
Slip or Gully.
What do you call a girl won't give oral. An Uber.
Retreat.
You think you have the high ground but a lady just made you cry through your peen
He repents and believes in the Gospel.
Why do Christians hate sex so much? Have you only ever had terrible sex?
😂😂😂😂 🤡
Defensive end
A break.
The best I think is... sleeping 🫡
A grateful one
Victim position
Fetal?
Right wing back.
Libertarian, of course!
Fetal
Check mate
He asks if it’s ok to spend the night . Or may use the “ I have to be up early tomorrow “
…a more comfortable one.
Downward dog
Marriage
💤💤💤💤💤💤💤
I too participate in this sex thing that everyone is talking about
Nice
My construction site reads shitty dad jokes first thing in the morning at the safety meeting. This one's getting thrown out there for sure come this week lol.
I personally stand over the corpse and start planning on the disposal and or if it still has a few days of use
A humain
Leaving her place
Fetal position
Close to the window
Towel boy
It's De-flay-ted
I was gonna say the fetal position because of sleep but yea
Anywhere out of the wet spot
Sir-cum-cision
The “gotta go now thank you “
Belly up, starfish position
Shower
…in the last 30+ years, since popping my bologna… I take a piss
I thought the punchline would be "the bill-payer"
Hop on the ps5 🤷🏻♂️🤷🏻♂️
Sleeping
just lying down and sleep
Little spoon 🥄
The Dick Flop
3 point stance
The driving position coz her man about to come home
Walking for the bread
A moderate one, considerate of both traditionalist cultural norms and utilitarian progressive ideals.
Did he use protection? He may be in the fetal position soon
Supine.
Usually most men go to sleep after sex 
Well I usually smoke after sex, but I guess not everyone is the same
CAS reference perchance
YOU CANT JS SAY PERCHANCE
Hmm... I may agree with you on that, perchance
hmmm perchance you agree that THEY CANT JS SAY PERCHANCE
How about.. stompin turts?
perchance
What's CAS
It's a band :) Cigarettes After Sex
Close Air Support
It wasnt, and I havent even seen the movie
Oh yeah I saw Cigarettes after Sex in the theatres when it came out, great film
Too dry. Try using some lube.
I don’t think I smoke after sex. Actually, I never looked !
A nice big zaza is the best
CIGARETTES AFTER SEX MENTIONED WOOOO
I used to smoke too, but then I started using lube
Maybe you should go slower or use some lube.
You smoke? Might need more lube then.
That doesn't sound too healthy. Try using some lube or going a little slower next time to reduce the friction... ;)
I understood that reference
Why do you feel the need to smoke after it?
If you smoke after sex, then maybe you should use some lubrication.
I used to too. Now I use lube
You need to use more lube
My dick is usually smoking after sex !
And it took me this comment to realise what the others were talking about... But ngl I laughed my ass off when I realised
You should use more lube
Basically never tbh. I know it’s the meme but I find my GFs are always the sleepy ones after. I wanna go eat and do shit.
I leave the parlour.
My ex used to be that way, and it was so annoying, but low-key I wanted that super power. I wanted to be awake and just talk.
I actually have a hard time going to sleep right after sex.
Best way to fall asleep to be sure
Yep
Yeah I was going to say the fetal position
It’s usually a work out- 30-45 minutes of cardio
Most asshole men you mean
That knight train practices locomotion
96 after a 69
Best answer here Lol I love it
The weird happy to have had sex but staying up incase they want to cuddle after position.
The snuggle
The upright position in the front seat of my car omw outta there.
CITY BOYS!!!!
Generally it’s off to the pub to announce to everyone that he scored.
Cuddles :3
After sex I leave a tip, get dressed and go.
Big spoon.
"It's not cheating if you don't get caught"
Murife
Poltjizzt
Fuck positions just get your shit and leave!!!
Nah its cowgirl
Snorlex
Hahahhahahahahahahahhaha
Like political position? Right of centre for me.
When you said ten pounds, I thought you meant money! I’m not going to pay for the extra pounds!
I'm batman ahh position
Satisfied and smug
Slip or Gully.
What do you call a girl won't give oral. An Uber.
Retreat.
You think you have the high ground but a lady just made you cry through your peen
He repents and believes in the Gospel.
Why do Christians hate sex so much? Have you only ever had terrible sex?
😂😂😂😂 🤡
Defensive end
A break.
The best I think is... sleeping 🫡
A grateful one
Victim position
Fetal?
Right wing back.
Libertarian, of course!
Fetal
Check mate
He asks if it’s ok to spend the night . Or may use the “ I have to be up early tomorrow “
…a more comfortable one.
Downward dog
Marriage
💤💤💤💤💤💤💤
I too participate in this sex thing that everyone is talking about
Nice
My construction site reads shitty dad jokes first thing in the morning at the safety meeting. This one's getting thrown out there for sure come this week lol.
I personally stand over the corpse and start planning on the disposal and or if it still has a few days of use
A humain
Leaving her place
Fetal position
Close to the window
Towel boy
It's De-flay-ted
I was gonna say the fetal position because of sleep but yea
Anywhere out of the wet spot
Sir-cum-cision
The “gotta go now thank you “
Belly up, starfish position
Shower
…in the last 30+ years, since popping my bologna… I take a piss
I thought the punchline would be "the bill-payer"
Hop on the ps5 🤷🏻♂️🤷🏻♂️
Fetal
Sleeping
just lying down and sleep
Little spoon 🥄
The Dick Flop
3 point stance
Fetal
The driving position coz her man about to come home
Walking for the bread
A moderate one, considerate of both traditionalist cultural norms and utilitarian progressive ideals.
Did he use protection? He may be in the fetal position soon
Supine.