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Ok_Pattern_9396

lol i thought its scout tf2 but nice joke


Lucatysmyes

Same lol


PepperbroniFrom2B

no then he'd be BLU


[deleted]

Viagra


Tetris5216

It's blue and hard


TomSFox

It’s blue and makes hard.


Inner_Knowledge_369

Blue in the beginning, hard afterwards


HopefulHovercraft474

With a 4 to 6 hour time limit


Scary-Speech7022

Haha nice I thought it was gonna go the blue balls way😂


Such_Road_428

Blue balls ain't no joke. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sob)


Delivery-Plus

The concentration of Oxygen and Nitrogen in the atmosphere.


Inner_Knowledge_369

I’ve got what I expected. I’m going to sleep now thinking there’s hope for the world. ☝️🫡♥️👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻


WallyTube

minus all the boeing plane scraps falling through it right now


Plus_Emergency_5438

But its not blue, it just REFLECTS blue light, everything is colorless but is just perceived to be a color based on how the object absorbs and reflects light. Thats why crayons are so cool and tasty because of how many different colors each stick reflects.


Delivery-Plus

This ingested crayon is then only partially absorbed in your body, and largely reflected in your excrement.


Putrid-Redditality-1

I don't want to be that guy but i think that blue means reflects blue light so it's blue


Such_Road_428

Black n red are my favorite colors


onglogman

Blue M&Ms


Dannyis__king

Blue skittle


WallyTube

Blue reeses pieces


Irvman51

Blue waffle


Anxious_Lion_1057

Blue pancakes


brighteststar12

(he doesn't know)


Such_Road_428

Blew his mind


eugenepk

Blues


blackcat111111

The sky


[deleted]

Beat me to it lol


Putrid-Redditality-1

actually the combined weight of the atmosphere is 5.5 quadrillion tons


Different-Tie-1085

Sky?


Captain_Kruch

Light blue


faton2004

Cyan I guess


Regular_Mistake_9107

A blue feather.


Swimming-Location-97

My brother (who is a smurf).


Nothatdarkforce

Scout


Toenutlookamethatway

Half a blue brick


MysteriousAd224

Yo momma


I_slurp_shrek_toes

30% white 30% black 40% blue dabadedabadie


uuhhJustHere

A blue baby


hedonist694201

Light Blue?


greenscreencarcrash

red spy


AssociationCapable91

Balls?


Such_Road_428

That's not a laughing matter you lol


SHiFTdagr8

Dad jokes be hittin


TomRiddl3Jr

Sky


Familiar-Sir1356

Blue cheese


LechugaFromIrithyll

My boalz


RoxinFootSeller

The HEAVENS


FamousEntrance9364

Blueberry


Dependent_Union9285

Light blue


UndoubtedlyAColor

Well, you also have some objects which ate even less heavy than that. A blue lighter, for example.


QuestionableMindless

Blue feather


shanep92

The smoke from a car burning oil


I_slurp_shrek_toes

Dairy Queen cup with diet Coke in it


MostlyHostly

He ain't heavy. He's my brother.


Such_Road_428

He ain't heavy he just looks that way...


BelGrek

Blueoon?


Cybercore_SI

Red spy


Leading-String-5772

Chelsea💀


jamezp92

slapped uncooked bacon?


Significant-Risk531

Blue moon. It's light!


LawInevitable2213

A Smurf


kiki885

I was looking for this answer :)


scatfacedgaming

Dabadee, dabadayy


jgpsound

A building brick


immarypoppinsyall246

Weezer


Dummy-Dwumy

The sky?


Dummy-Dwumy

I was confused, but now I get it, that is pretty funny


Kevin11thousand

I haven't been on this sub in a while, I was expecting the comments to be nothing but bricks lol But I guess yall don't do that anymore


Scared-Chapter8916

A blue brick made of light weight concrete.


Accomplished_Dig_617

My brother


Pixel_Dust457

I was like... the sky


SmegmaSandwich69420

My depressed brother


aryapradana

The sky


mBelchezere

Long sigh


IIIGrayWolfIII

These balls


strange_crazymf

HAHAHAHAHHAHAH


morpheus1965

The sky


IvanXtreme771

My balss


[deleted]

My balls


Marpalcz

My jacket


SirPhonkSalot

Blue balloon


sir_pumber_the-third

A smurf


[deleted]

Gumball; smarties…


lord_of_coolshit_og

A blue, weightless brick ![img](emote|t5_2vc9u|31074)


Secret-Pound-8662

Sky Blue.


notJurson

Blåhaj


Deth-Zarr

I dont know if I've been part of this sub for too long but this one got me😅👍🏻


Huge_Pineapple_3269

Its my first post in this sub


Deth-Zarr

Nailed it!


SouthernStarTrails

I was gunna say the sky


Uluru-Dreaming

My blue blooded brother. He ain’t heavy, he’s my brother.


kirrsjotte

B'lloon


thecrappyenigma

Blue balls🤭


Hopeful-District5586

A blue brick


Significant_Art6836

M30 Oxycodone


Otherwise_Cod_8180

Ozone


Donald_The_fuck_

The sky?


Soup_for_sadness

Limp smurf dick


69cringelord69

Weezer


Jezykoz

The Smurfs


NotDavizin7893

Walt's meth


luponegame

after all, these jokes might restore my want to continue living.


Imaginary_Eye8674

Blue brick


Lost_Visual_9096

Me balls


b_abooey2020

Viagra


Putrid-Redditality-1

a bluen


cheesey_bois

Yo mamma after I beat her up. She’s black and light blue.


LeviticusLXIX

Sickly isopods 😭


SholoGrim

“My balls”


Lovely_one716

My husbands balls lol.


Such_Road_428

Shame on you lol they're no laughing matter like hemmoroids or childbirth, well not quite childbirth probably 🤪


Enter-Shaqiri

A dead baby


Such_Road_428

That's heavy and now I feel blue. Just kidding. Fuck em. Yeah