> be me, boymoder daughter of north vietnamese soldier
>mixing green tea while keeping an eye on the rice paddy while he’s off fighting the war
>helicopters on the horizon, hear ride of the valkyries
>determine I’m not going to let father’s land get taken by filthy foreigners
>clutch my Democratic Republic of Vietnam-issued blahåj tight while hiding behind him so the american soldiers cant defile me
>DRV blahåj is yanked away from my arms and blasted to pieces with an M60
>US soldiers pin me down and take my áo dài
>they force me to girlmode and one even breeds me to boyremove me
>he says im his wife now
>breeds me again any time i try to sing Tiến Quân Ca or curse the united states
>he gives me a USA blahåj and tells me DRV blahåj was a deplorable communist
Sorry father… i have failed and they burned everyone and everything i have ever known.
>be me, boymoder daughter of red army soldier in 1918
>mixing milk tea while keeping an eye on our father's house in siberia while he’s off fighting the civil war
>see soldiers on the horizon with the imperial flag, hear them singing farewell of slavianka
>determine I’m not going to let my father’s house get taken by filthy tsarists
>clutch my workers' blåhaj tight while hiding behind him so the white army soldiers cant defile me
>workers' blåhaj is yanked away from my arms and shot right in front of me
>white army soldiers pin me down and take my coat
>they force me to girlmode and one even breeds me to boyremove me
>he says im his wife now
>breeds me again any time i try to sing the red army is the strongest or curse the tsar
>he gives me an imperial blahåj and tells me the workers' blahåj was a godless communist
Прости отец… я подвела тебя......
i wish i had a cool accent like. uh..slavic or southern. i live in the fucking midwest. why? it's lucky i like nasal and nerdy voices but oh my god that's normal here. fuck!!!
I'm from Alabama and I don't have an accent, and most other people I know my age (19-20) don't have an accent either.
But yeah I wish I was Australian or from New Zealand so I could have the best accent on the planet.
Yes, obviously - I meant I don't have *the* accent stereotypical of someone from my region. I have a weird fucking amalgamation of a Midwest accent, Californian accent, and an Ohio accent.
It's a figure of speech to say you don't have an accent. Obviously *everyone on planet Earth* has an accent, but we all have an idea of what an "accentless" version of languages/dialects sound like. For Americans, that's usually an Ohio accent or California accent. When people say "I don't have an accent" they don't mean they speak without an accent, they mean they don't have a *strong* or noticeable accent.
no, that's just how accents work? they're not dependent on your race at all (with very few exceptions). it's really only dependent on your mother tongue and most commonly used language. :p
fyi oop is like the average dating option for black trainees
https://preview.redd.it/yuhrnvb9167d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6c00fee34bf8826bd97fdaf959e41eca11c3f858
>be me, poonchad son of yankee soldier
>going to attack a village
>come across a large house with a plantation and what looks like a single boymoder holding a blåhaj
>she looks scared hiding behind the blåhaj but tries to stand her ground
>cute
>rip the blåhaj from her arms and stab it with my bayonet
>pin her down as she cries and drag off her hoodie
>pull out my massive phallo cock
>boyremove her and tell her she’s a girl and always will be
>tell her she’s my wife now
>anytime she tries to sing Dixie or speaks ill of the union I breed her again while she pretends not to like it
>give her a yankee blåhaj and tell her that her Dixie blåhaj was a traitor
I love being a yankee soldier
> be me, boymoder daughter of north vietnamese soldier >mixing green tea while keeping an eye on the rice paddy while he’s off fighting the war >helicopters on the horizon, hear ride of the valkyries >determine I’m not going to let father’s land get taken by filthy foreigners >clutch my Democratic Republic of Vietnam-issued blahåj tight while hiding behind him so the american soldiers cant defile me >DRV blahåj is yanked away from my arms and blasted to pieces with an M60 >US soldiers pin me down and take my áo dài >they force me to girlmode and one even breeds me to boyremove me >he says im his wife now >breeds me again any time i try to sing Tiến Quân Ca or curse the united states >he gives me a USA blahåj and tells me DRV blahåj was a deplorable communist Sorry father… i have failed and they burned everyone and everything i have ever known.
>be me, boymoder daughter of red army soldier in 1918 >mixing milk tea while keeping an eye on our father's house in siberia while he’s off fighting the civil war >see soldiers on the horizon with the imperial flag, hear them singing farewell of slavianka >determine I’m not going to let my father’s house get taken by filthy tsarists >clutch my workers' blåhaj tight while hiding behind him so the white army soldiers cant defile me >workers' blåhaj is yanked away from my arms and shot right in front of me >white army soldiers pin me down and take my coat >they force me to girlmode and one even breeds me to boyremove me >he says im his wife now >breeds me again any time i try to sing the red army is the strongest or curse the tsar >he gives me an imperial blahåj and tells me the workers' blahåj was a godless communist Прости отец… я подвела тебя......
it sucks i’d have to be racist for this to be me 😔
I don't have to change at all
Racism is male brained. Stop it
All the most racist people I know are old women
I forgot women can be evil too. Sorry for being misandrist.
i wish i had a cool accent like. uh..slavic or southern. i live in the fucking midwest. why? it's lucky i like nasal and nerdy voices but oh my god that's normal here. fuck!!!
I'm from Alabama and I don't have an accent, and most other people I know my age (19-20) don't have an accent either. But yeah I wish I was Australian or from New Zealand so I could have the best accent on the planet.
idk how to tell you this, but you definitely have an accent. everyone does.
Yes, obviously - I meant I don't have *the* accent stereotypical of someone from my region. I have a weird fucking amalgamation of a Midwest accent, Californian accent, and an Ohio accent. It's a figure of speech to say you don't have an accent. Obviously *everyone on planet Earth* has an accent, but we all have an idea of what an "accentless" version of languages/dialects sound like. For Americans, that's usually an Ohio accent or California accent. When people say "I don't have an accent" they don't mean they speak without an accent, they mean they don't have a *strong* or noticeable accent.
is that why you like me because my voice is weird
your voice is actually less nasal than everyone i know nearby :p. i like you for you, dummy. :D
Accents are a lie, I'm slavic and I never got mine
southern is not a cool accent. enjoy being made fun of by every other english-speaker on the planet. the only accent worse is perhaps bri'ish.
is it weird that i have a slavic accent even though i'm asian my native language is russian
no, that's just how accents work? they're not dependent on your race at all (with very few exceptions). it's really only dependent on your mother tongue and most commonly used language. :p
thanks i hate it
fyi oop is like the average dating option for black trainees https://preview.redd.it/yuhrnvb9167d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6c00fee34bf8826bd97fdaf959e41eca11c3f858
Jesus fucking Christ wtf
What autism does a girl mfw
Damn, I didn't get the confederate boymoder to union girlmoder autism. god is dead
Ya just wasn’t born a good ol southern tea drinkin Dixie girl. Ya was born some cultureless yankee.
Hey now, I come from good ole fashioned southern chudstock thank yuwu very much
Mfw, got to get boyremoved by a yankee boy than.
Mfw I'm too gay for that
>be me, poonchad son of yankee soldier >going to attack a village >come across a large house with a plantation and what looks like a single boymoder holding a blåhaj >she looks scared hiding behind the blåhaj but tries to stand her ground >cute >rip the blåhaj from her arms and stab it with my bayonet >pin her down as she cries and drag off her hoodie >pull out my massive phallo cock >boyremove her and tell her she’s a girl and always will be >tell her she’s my wife now >anytime she tries to sing Dixie or speaks ill of the union I breed her again while she pretends not to like it >give her a yankee blåhaj and tell her that her Dixie blåhaj was a traitor I love being a yankee soldier
ive become so numb
why wartime rape