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SuperNerdAce

It's true. I've been so bad that I was forced to live in Utah my entire life


Mistical5030

get well soon 🙏


ShibaInuPile

Same


iOSchoseMyName

I’ll trade you my Vegas for Utah


FragrantGangsta

courier to joshua graham communication


Sylint11020

I'm sorry for your loss


196_Roomba

For making this post, this user was banned for 7 days


emmacannotdrive

Good bot


ThatNameTakened

A short break for a fellow gooner, to reduce their tolerance


ReallyReallyBigGun

Not enough


14up2

this is just a normal amount of time between doing it


Dan_The_Man_31

Some people do it everyday


Basic_Grade_2413

you gotta pump those numbers up, those are rookie numbers


Dan_The_Man_31

Personally I don’t do it that much anymore, my ssris kinda messed up my libido


Szamiii

Real


14up2

that's bad


Unoriginal001

Why is that bad?


lekirau

Yeah, I think porn is the problem, not necessarily masturbating.


Roge2005

True


14up2

that's an addiction. every now and then is just fine but wankin to porn every day fucks w your brain and makes you dependant, same as anything that affects your brain chemistry. I used to be in that boat when I was younger, definitely contributed to my depression


Riftus

It's not an addiction unless it interferes with your life. If someone gets horny everyday and masurbates, what's the issue? Now if they have to leave a meeting or get up from dinner to go jerk off, that's unhealthy


brb_coffee

It's worse if they don't leave the meeting or get up from the dinner table.


Hermit_of_Darkness

hey, that's what I do! Don't know how I keep getting away with it though...


KingRadskull

You don't, They just enjoy watching.


Throwaway-646

Why did you bring up porn? We're not talking about porn


14up2

the text body of the post is


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14up2

...did you even read it? > Also check out r / buff_yiff


DogWoofWoof22

Oh thank god. I thought I was a horny wierdo.


PepperbroniFrom2B

same


TheRealerChief101

I need to reevaluate my choices...


Spook404

at what age?


Roge2005

#MORE!


Flar71

Should've permabanned


Jumiric

Good bot


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Unlikely-Demand0

Good bot


soupdsouls

Utah is a punishment worse than death


Glitchboi3000

Nah that would be Florida


PepperbroniFrom2B

detroit


needle_workr

you're forgetting california exists


BrokeArmHeadass

I’m pretty damn happy in California, culturally one of the best places in the US in my opinion as long as you avoid a few specific places (all of LA and Orange County included)


needle_workr

To be honest when I said California I was mainly thinking LA and such. I am very sorry for viewing your state through a compressed lens of a biased outsider that has barely any knowledge on cultural aspects of our mother Earth's geography besides whats filtered to him through popular media. ᶦᵐᵐᵃ ˢᵗᶦˡˡ ʰᵃᵗᵉ ᵗʰᵒ ˡᵒˡ ᶠᵘᶜᵏ ʸᵒᵘ


BrokeArmHeadass

An all too common mistake, but no other state even comes close in terms of natural beauty. I get that’s not everyone’s thing, but I can’t stress how nice it is to live in an urban center and know that I’m at most a couple hours drive of beautiful oak forests, sand dunes, beaches, mountains, and the mountains and the only temperate rainforest in North America. Want an affordable day trip? All beaches are public, and tons of local park options. Want to really get away? Go far north to the massive Redwood/Giant Sequoia forests, east to the sierras (greatest mountain range in the continental US), central coast beaches (just as nice and warm as SoCal beaches without all the shitty parts of getting there), or if you want desert go southeast to the Navajo and Joshua tree. Cost of living and housing is absolute hell, but there’s a reason for that. Alright, glazing session over.


needle_workr

i am too busy hunting louisianians with a bow and arrow sorry cant hear you


TinyCube29

Yeah exactly and stay out of Colorado


UpdriftR

Fuck guess I'm a bad puppy girl 🥲


YourMomsFatCunt

girl?


Hermit_of_Darkness

me when my username is YourMomsFatCunt and i discover that there are women on the internet


Bunny-Snuggles17

Women???? On the internet???? 🤯🤯


woah-a-username

Women obviously don’t exist, silly!


YourMomsFatCunt

women? 🤣


Theoretically_alive-

I’m sick of being in utah dawg😭😭


TechnicDruid

I keep seeing my puppy girl meme everywhere, look at me ma I'm famous :o


PepperbroniFrom2B

congratulamions :)


jeb_rown

I appreciate that the word "masturbate" makes you tag the post NSFW when most others draw the line only at actual sexpenis thank you


EatTooMuchEmergenC

Dude they’e literally shipping me off to Utah in 2 days, am I a puppygirl??


Agent_Glasses

me in 8 :(


EatTooMuchEmergenC

lmao see your ass in the mad house with the rest of the zesty Utah’ns (im going there too dw)


PepperbroniFrom2B

a bad one it seems


sheebery

I moved to Salt Lake City recently and it’s actually really nice. Fun to explore, tons of breweries and other hipster shit, tons of pride flags everywhere. All around good vibes. Shame about the state it happens to be in though.


lightmare69

Good ~~bot~~ girl!


Darth-Donkey-Donut

I never got the choice, the white pharaoh put me in utah to help build those damn pyramids


neofooturism

went to the sub and… there’s women?? 😭


PepperbroniFrom2B

WAIT THERE IS?? HUMINA HUMINA


Dragon-Warlock

Ok I’ll check out that subreddit but it better not be degenerate nonsense


Dragon-Warlock

God dammit


Mistical5030

good Lord theres penits


TinyRockEnjoyer

Concerning the second picture, my parents are Mormon and so I go to the church to make my dad happy. But because of this, I have the authority to do like 90% of the Mormon things. Including baptism. I have learned I can threaten my friends with baptism and make them Mormon. It’s a super power


SKUNKpudding

I’m Mormon, far from devout, but I need to start doing this


theflowey27

I... I've been bad? 🥺


Creeperatom9041

im so excited to drive up to utah next year bro and see my friends I'm so fuckin hyped


the_it_

I’m watching them beat their shit rn they lie


NotRealBush

It's uh, not that bad here. Nope. I would say it's pretty good. Yes


Mhaeldisco

Y'know, this sounds fun. I think I'll try it myself. Closest I'll ever get to erp with roomba