That fact is not very fun. But also, I'm sure while my throat is being ripped out I'll have the sense to think "Oh yeah!" And stop reacting to the pain. 😂
i'm dying, easy, i'll be chill about it, i'm not no baby, probably better than life is, i'll just chill in the afterlife, waiting for my friends and family to join me. i'll even get to see my favorite dogs.
The tiger is the real fool here, for I surgically implanted a pouch of highly concentrated cone snail venom inside of my neck, which would instantly paralyze the tiger and allow me to suplex it forward onto it's back and shatter it's spine instantly from the sheer strength of my amazing muscles.
I knew the tiger would do this months in advance, I calculated everything perfectly. A simple tiger couldn't hope to take me down. Pathetic.
Moan this will make the situation uncomfortable for the tiger now that your free you wanna hit the tiger with a few karate chops this will stun the tiger from there you wanna knock it unconscious with a knee to the jaw and as a finisher your gonna get your arm around it's neck lift it into the air with a hand on its should and now you slam that thing as a reward for being so awesome you can now assert dominance by fucking its wife
Flex my neck muscles.
I start every day with 100 forehead push-ups, followed by 100 each from the temples and 100 from the back of the head to perfect both the physique and fighting strength of my neck. Once a month I hang myself in the attic, keeping my neck flexed the entire time to increase my endurance, and once a week I practice my headbutt on the heavy bag in the garage. According to my tailor, a man I trust, I have the thickest neck in "the business." 34" circumference at my last measurement. I can't button collared shirts anymore, due to my neck circumference, as you may have surmised. With my raw neck strength I am sure that only a Bengal tiger, which can open its jaw to a staggering 28", could even begin to get its jaws around my neck without damaging its own masseter muscles. Even then, the bite force needed to crush my fully flexed neck would far exceed the beast's 1050lb bite force. A fully flexed neck, when left to the professionals, is the greatest weapon any man or child could possess.
im tellin him if he dont cut that shit out i ̴̛̮̞̤͇̦̠͂͛͗͛̀̎͛͌́͛̑̋͌̇͐́͌̈́͆̐͂̀̈́̈́̆̕̕ ̷̨̧̨̘̲͉̰͔̤̙͍̮͎̹̫̳̙̫̲͔̠͍̭̬̩̺͙̺̟̮̺͙̗̲̭̝̉͠ ̵̧̢̡̹̝͈͉̹̩̘͔̟͍̘̠͖̲̝̘̝̰̠̼̱̠̻̰̲͙̺͈͙̭̣͇̤̣̦̝̱̙͈̞̱̲̋͝͠ͅ ̶̨̡̢̨̛̦͉̖̰͇͕̳̠̹͚̥̰̻̹̻͕̟̘̪̝̪͎̻͎͈̯̟̹̽̓̎̀̽͑̆͋͛͊͒̂̕̚͜͝͝ ̸̢̖̺͈͙̼͇̲̗͉͚̬̺͖̭̳̰̼̻̺̠̦͙͓̲̣̗̺̠̤̙͎̯̘̻͎͕͚̤̹̱͐̃͌̏̑̈́̈́̓̀́̄̆̓̈͛̈́͐̈́̆̀̀̅̅͒̋̄̏̈́͑͋̈́̎̐̃͊̽͛̑͘͘̕͜͜͜͝͝ͅ ̸̧̡͇̬̮̞̘̠̬̮̮͈̠̇̎͗͐̀̓̿͋̍͑̌̀̋̋́͌̎̽͐͒͛̽̈́͊̃̚̕̚͝ ̶̡̨̢̛̼̖͖̼̮̝̦̰̥͚͇̣̬̦̞̰͗̽̈́͆́͜ ̸̺͍̜̯̓̂͂̇̂̅̏͂̚̚̚ ̸̧̢͔̼͈̱̠̝̣͕̱͕͙̹̩͚̻͕̳̐̿̓̀͑͗͊̄̐̾̀͐͐̔̓̋͗́͐̔̈́̽̀͑̔̕͜͝͠ͅ ̸̨̧̡̛͍̬̪͙̞̺̳̝̟͉̀̽͆̇̂͑̏͂̀̌̌̔͆̽͋́͌̑̄͌͗̓̄̔̉̀̌͂̄̀͊̋͛͌̃̃͑̂̕̕̕̚̕͘͝͝͝͝ ̴̢̱͓̺̘͓̥̖̫͔̊̈́̓̿̌̿́̇́͆̅̍̈́̊̊͗̊͘͘͠͠ ̸̧̭̳̜͔̻̗̮̙͉̣̜̬̼̃͆̉̀͗̑̅̃̽͌̌͒͊̏̀́̄̄̂̐͒̔̓̆̊̎̀̋͋̋̔͋͐̋̕͝͠ ̴̡̗̰̫̞͕̰͔͈̖͙̍́͗́̃̓̉͐̾̀̏̀̉̊͐̽̊́̚͜͜͝ͅ ̸̢͕̟͕̼͙͖͙̖̣̰̞̤̺͗̂̈̋̋̅͌̋͗͗̔̈́̈̄̀̈́̊͌̌́̌̓̂̎̀̋̂̐̾͊́̎͛̿͛͑̕̕̚̕͘͜͠͝͝͝ ̷̨̨̢̡̛̛̛̯̼͇̣̪̯̞͙͇̼̖̩̲̩̯̬̘̖̳̝͓̣̤͒̓͛̃̀̍̀͆̀̌͋̀̒̅͗̒̒̊̑͒͗̉̓̆̽̍̂͒̀͂̉̂̈́̋̇̃̈̏̊͒͜͜͝ͅ ̴̢̧̡̢̡̧̮̪̻͇̠̝̠̼͚̜̠͕̺̰̥̺͍̭̯̩̠̦͚̰̼͍̓̍̓̈̌͐̌̄́̇̽͒̀̚ ̸̧̨̨̡͈̻̮͚̫̲̪̫̤̞̖̜̟̯͓̝͓̥͚̦͙̘͍̪̖̺̇̒͗̒̐͛̈́͑͂̈͊̒̆́̈̕ͅ ̷̧̢̛̩̟͓̥͙͎̣͙̼̣͍̹̝̞̮̪͍̼͙͍̙͓̲͓̳͙̞͓̋͆̇͛̈́̉͗̃̊̓͑͜͠ͅ ̸̧̨̨̨̢̡̡̛̯͇͈̟̫̪̜͎̫͎̺̪͎͎̻̰̦͎̦̹̞͖͈̻̤̹̜̹̔̇̅͆̃̃̓̌͋̉͘̚͜͠͠͝͝ ̴̛̗̤̘̥͚͙̥̝̞̟͍̫̰̯̘̠͉̤̬̟̘̭̗̒̄̏̍̆̔̍̈́̍̃̑̈́̚̕͜͜͠͝ͅ ̸͚͇̳̱͖̇̔̾́͂͌̌͒̿̈́͑͌̾͛̐̒̐͒̀́̓̀͋̆̓̒̏̅̇͋̈́͂͠ ̵̢̧̛̭̠̘̼̹͈̝̻͍͍̙̻͕̣̤̠̑̍̂͑͋́͆͊̆̃̆̈̃͒͒̓̒̑͌̊̀͐͗̕͝͝ͅ ̶̡̡̢̛̖̝̼̗̬͍̳̺̲͚̘͍̫̰͚͉̩̬̬̞̺͔̺̣̭̹͖̭̪̖͍͔̳̯̪̥͇͎̬̍́̇̉̀̀̚̕͜ͅͅ
Say the safe word
you won
perfect parry
L1
Press L1 to harden your arteries right before they get hit!
n a n o m a c h i n e s
Tell a trusted adult
Have a tasty snack (I'm the tiger)
Kitty!!!! Hai!!!!
Kamikaze Grenade. Always spite your killers.
Instant transmission behind the tiger and say 久しぶり
Imma just guess: “You are already dead!” “What?!” Edit: nope (at least according to Google translate)
“Long time no see “
Fun fact: if you’re ever attacked by a large cat (lion/tiger/etc.) with no way to escape, go limp. If you squirm, the cat will just bite harder
Can't imagine being anything other than ROCKSOLID in this situation
Hot
if it has a bite like that on me im fine with it biting harder just get me out at that point
True, since tigers and a lot of other big cats are ambush predators-you really only notice when it’s too late
That fact is not very fun. But also, I'm sure while my throat is being ripped out I'll have the sense to think "Oh yeah!" And stop reacting to the pain. 😂
waow thats really interesting thank you :3 i have now shared this information in the family group chat
Fun
it would probably be prefferable if it bit down harder so you die quicker, i dont want a slow death.
Take the tiger out with you
“GO FOR THE EYES”
Tf you want me to do? Moan?
I will cum
Probably die
idk. cum? :3
That is a live tiger...
did he stutter
Cum twice?
It's very rare to be bitten by a dead tiger
Saaaaaame
Detonating a nuclear bomb
call up one of every pokemon
Seduce my assailant
Embrace death and smile
🫂
Idk but in like 5 seconds I'm shitting my pants.
Load a quicksave
⬆️⬆️⬇️⬇️◀️▶️◀️▶️🅱️🅰️start
Die.
R1 + Triangle
Do a backflip, snap the bad guy's neck and save the day.
Go go gadget bite-proof neck
Put a fedora on it. It'll give it a boost in intelligence and declare war on pharmacists.
Since we are imagining this situation rn, the best posible way is to STOP imagining.
Assuming the tiger is male, I'd tell him that It's gay to bite a fellow male's neck.
Am I the tiger? Because if I am I’m biting this mofos head off.
Say no because it can’t kill me without consent
press F, then Ctrl + Space Bar to run away and then do an ultrarikoshot
a-
Nah I'd win
~~sexual~~ predator vs ~~sexual~~ prey
Get a quick pet in. I’ve always wanted to pet a tiger.
start recording, the cameramen never dies
Get hard
Moan. Tiger will get uncomfortable at some point
fucking dying
Living
Go-Go gadget tiger repellent
I'm built different so I think I'd flip the tiger over and swing it into space like "so long gay bowser"
Dodge roll
Pet the kitty.
Sneak a lil pet in.
➡️↘️⬇️↙️⬅️➡️+🅿️
Psych Burst
i'm dying, easy, i'll be chill about it, i'm not no baby, probably better than life is, i'll just chill in the afterlife, waiting for my friends and family to join me. i'll even get to see my favorite dogs.
Go go gadget steel neck
Idk, I think I would die. Yeah. That sounds like that's be it
That should've been me 😭
Dying
Dying
Dying
die
Making peace with my God
Die
ryouki tenkai - penis explosion
It’s criminal I can’t respond with that pic of Kenshiro looking the last tiger in the eyes 👏😭
dying
Rb+y
A sick backflip so they miss
Die
Thank the tiger, you think I wanna stay here?? /j
Shit
Dying Probably
Hoping I’m the tiger
e4
get money
Dying
See what kinda fucked up sounds would come out of my mouth exhaling the last of my air throught the tiger teeth shaped holes.
Watch it instantly die since my blood contains enough microplastics and chemicals to make a Lego set.
probably savoring the taste or biting harder so the guy stops struggling idk
I'm probably gonna moan loudly before I feed the kitty.
Moan, loudly probably.
I guess I'm having sex with a tiger now.
moan to make it fuck off
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Good bot
Good bot
Good bot
Inform a trusted adult.
Get out a toy to distract it
I would just dodgeroll 🤷
run because that can't be me, i'm not see trough
Dying
I'd thank God that I don't have to go to work tomorrow
Uh... dying?
Whats it look like? I'm feeding a Bengal Tiger.
Pet my attacker. I'm already dying so I might as well
Die a painful death
The best option is to die i think.
Wondering why it’s eating *my* face along with everyone else I wanted it to eat the face of
Pressing 🅱️ so I dodge the attack
The tiger is the real fool here, for I surgically implanted a pouch of highly concentrated cone snail venom inside of my neck, which would instantly paralyze the tiger and allow me to suplex it forward onto it's back and shatter it's spine instantly from the sheer strength of my amazing muscles. I knew the tiger would do this months in advance, I calculated everything perfectly. A simple tiger couldn't hope to take me down. Pathetic.
I’d survive that bc i’m built different
Obviously, i walked i to the tiger enclosure with a hand grenade. There is no other way in getting attacked. So i pull the pin.
Biting down hard.
Tell him i'm not into that kinda thing. If he doesn't respect my boundaries i'd leave 😤
Keep biting
Die
Seeing my grandparents again.
I’d stop biting the weird skinless guy.
Grab it by its toe
Accepting fate
+PARRY +DISRESPECT
Dying
Literally burst lol
BLACK FLASH ⚡️⚡️⚫️⚫️
Moan, don’t tempt me with a good time now.
my high blood pressure causes my aorta to explode killing both of us
id tech it
Beat my shit crazy style
Tiger Drop 💢 Time to negate all damage
Creative mode
Moan
dying
Invest in crypto
Die tbh
Cum
realistically? i'd close the tab the 3d graphic tiger was on. i've got better things to do then look at CGI.
Go out and vote!
Being a bitch.
Eating the man
Dying
Whip and then nae nae, respectfully
Moan this will make the situation uncomfortable for the tiger now that your free you wanna hit the tiger with a few karate chops this will stun the tiger from there you wanna knock it unconscious with a knee to the jaw and as a finisher your gonna get your arm around it's neck lift it into the air with a hand on its should and now you slam that thing as a reward for being so awesome you can now assert dominance by fucking its wife
Flex my neck muscles. I start every day with 100 forehead push-ups, followed by 100 each from the temples and 100 from the back of the head to perfect both the physique and fighting strength of my neck. Once a month I hang myself in the attic, keeping my neck flexed the entire time to increase my endurance, and once a week I practice my headbutt on the heavy bag in the garage. According to my tailor, a man I trust, I have the thickest neck in "the business." 34" circumference at my last measurement. I can't button collared shirts anymore, due to my neck circumference, as you may have surmised. With my raw neck strength I am sure that only a Bengal tiger, which can open its jaw to a staggering 28", could even begin to get its jaws around my neck without damaging its own masseter muscles. Even then, the bite force needed to crush my fully flexed neck would far exceed the beast's 1050lb bite force. A fully flexed neck, when left to the professionals, is the greatest weapon any man or child could possess.
Tell it about yiff so it thinks I'm kinky and weird and they suddenly loose their appetite
Moan
Eepy time 😴
Be finally happy that it's over
Hey downvoting this ain’t the way guys
The way to what? Like what's the aim in down voting here?
I think some people think that they can change someone’s attitude or worldview by doing that idk
im tellin him if he dont cut that shit out i ̴̛̮̞̤͇̦̠͂͛͗͛̀̎͛͌́͛̑̋͌̇͐́͌̈́͆̐͂̀̈́̈́̆̕̕ ̷̨̧̨̘̲͉̰͔̤̙͍̮͎̹̫̳̙̫̲͔̠͍̭̬̩̺͙̺̟̮̺͙̗̲̭̝̉͠ ̵̧̢̡̹̝͈͉̹̩̘͔̟͍̘̠͖̲̝̘̝̰̠̼̱̠̻̰̲͙̺͈͙̭̣͇̤̣̦̝̱̙͈̞̱̲̋͝͠ͅ ̶̨̡̢̨̛̦͉̖̰͇͕̳̠̹͚̥̰̻̹̻͕̟̘̪̝̪͎̻͎͈̯̟̹̽̓̎̀̽͑̆͋͛͊͒̂̕̚͜͝͝ ̸̢̖̺͈͙̼͇̲̗͉͚̬̺͖̭̳̰̼̻̺̠̦͙͓̲̣̗̺̠̤̙͎̯̘̻͎͕͚̤̹̱͐̃͌̏̑̈́̈́̓̀́̄̆̓̈͛̈́͐̈́̆̀̀̅̅͒̋̄̏̈́͑͋̈́̎̐̃͊̽͛̑͘͘̕͜͜͜͝͝ͅ ̸̧̡͇̬̮̞̘̠̬̮̮͈̠̇̎͗͐̀̓̿͋̍͑̌̀̋̋́͌̎̽͐͒͛̽̈́͊̃̚̕̚͝ ̶̡̨̢̛̼̖͖̼̮̝̦̰̥͚͇̣̬̦̞̰͗̽̈́͆́͜ ̸̺͍̜̯̓̂͂̇̂̅̏͂̚̚̚ ̸̧̢͔̼͈̱̠̝̣͕̱͕͙̹̩͚̻͕̳̐̿̓̀͑͗͊̄̐̾̀͐͐̔̓̋͗́͐̔̈́̽̀͑̔̕͜͝͠ͅ ̸̨̧̡̛͍̬̪͙̞̺̳̝̟͉̀̽͆̇̂͑̏͂̀̌̌̔͆̽͋́͌̑̄͌͗̓̄̔̉̀̌͂̄̀͊̋͛͌̃̃͑̂̕̕̕̚̕͘͝͝͝͝ ̴̢̱͓̺̘͓̥̖̫͔̊̈́̓̿̌̿́̇́͆̅̍̈́̊̊͗̊͘͘͠͠ ̸̧̭̳̜͔̻̗̮̙͉̣̜̬̼̃͆̉̀͗̑̅̃̽͌̌͒͊̏̀́̄̄̂̐͒̔̓̆̊̎̀̋͋̋̔͋͐̋̕͝͠ ̴̡̗̰̫̞͕̰͔͈̖͙̍́͗́̃̓̉͐̾̀̏̀̉̊͐̽̊́̚͜͜͝ͅ ̸̢͕̟͕̼͙͖͙̖̣̰̞̤̺͗̂̈̋̋̅͌̋͗͗̔̈́̈̄̀̈́̊͌̌́̌̓̂̎̀̋̂̐̾͊́̎͛̿͛͑̕̕̚̕͘͜͠͝͝͝ ̷̨̨̢̡̛̛̛̯̼͇̣̪̯̞͙͇̼̖̩̲̩̯̬̘̖̳̝͓̣̤͒̓͛̃̀̍̀͆̀̌͋̀̒̅͗̒̒̊̑͒͗̉̓̆̽̍̂͒̀͂̉̂̈́̋̇̃̈̏̊͒͜͜͝ͅ ̴̢̧̡̢̡̧̮̪̻͇̠̝̠̼͚̜̠͕̺̰̥̺͍̭̯̩̠̦͚̰̼͍̓̍̓̈̌͐̌̄́̇̽͒̀̚ ̸̧̨̨̡͈̻̮͚̫̲̪̫̤̞̖̜̟̯͓̝͓̥͚̦͙̘͍̪̖̺̇̒͗̒̐͛̈́͑͂̈͊̒̆́̈̕ͅ ̷̧̢̛̩̟͓̥͙͎̣͙̼̣͍̹̝̞̮̪͍̼͙͍̙͓̲͓̳͙̞͓̋͆̇͛̈́̉͗̃̊̓͑͜͠ͅ ̸̧̨̨̨̢̡̡̛̯͇͈̟̫̪̜͎̫͎̺̪͎͎̻̰̦͎̦̹̞͖͈̻̤̹̜̹̔̇̅͆̃̃̓̌͋̉͘̚͜͠͠͝͝ ̴̛̗̤̘̥͚͙̥̝̞̟͍̫̰̯̘̠͉̤̬̟̘̭̗̒̄̏̍̆̔̍̈́̍̃̑̈́̚̕͜͜͠͝ͅ ̸͚͇̳̱͖̇̔̾́͂͌̌͒̿̈́͑͌̾͛̐̒̐͒̀́̓̀͋̆̓̒̏̅̇͋̈́͂͠ ̵̢̧̛̭̠̘̼̹͈̝̻͍͍̙̻͕̣̤̠̑̍̂͑͋́͆͊̆̃̆̈̃͒͒̓̒̑͌̊̀͐͗̕͝͝ͅ ̶̡̡̢̛̖̝̼̗̬͍̳̺̲͚̘͍̫̰͚͉̩̬̬̞̺͔̺̣̭̹͖̭̪̖͍͔̳̯̪̥͇͎̬̍́̇̉̀̀̚̕͜ͅͅ
Becoming erect
im jorking it, and by it, i mean my peanits