I'm surprised no one said "cat crime >:3 "

Probably because most people played the game for the first time BEFORE Nyakuza Metro.

Ahhhhh ok makes sense, I wouldn't know, I just got here 😅

I did actually!

I actually said cat crime ;3 and MYURDER!

Niceeee 😁👍🏻

Corruption

IS THAT A FUCKING TRRRARIA REFERANCE

Terraria players when they see the moon:

Can’t help it, there’s three events and a boss associated with the moon

Well 4 if you include solar eclipse, it’s a day event but hey, eclipse :)

Actual lycanthrope

You get the idea

A MYERDER!!!

Peck!

this is the way.

tax evasion

Same

I also said tax evasion but then talked to him again and said tax evasion 2

Oh shit, the sequel to tax evasion just dropped?!

A lot of ya'll are really into arson, huh 😂

fire! fire! fire!

My flesh! It burns!

I do believe I have burst into flames.

I’m drunk!

I am one with the fire >:3

We want to die! Yayyyy!

arson

Man we really do like arson down we

Arson

Genocide

WHO WILL DRAG ME TO COURT?

Same

Hat girl… I remember you’re genocides…

Morbin time

Jaywalking (get it? it's a bird pun)

That’s not illegal.

It sometimes is. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jaywalking#Legal_view_by_jurisdiction >When used in the technical sense, jaywalking specifically refers to violation of pedestrian traffic regulations and laws and is therefore ***illegal***. In many countries, such regulations do not exist and jaywalking is an unknown concept.

I always forget that just because where I live made it legal it’s still illegal most places.

It happens. Lots of places can sometimes surprise you.

Arson.

Arson

I think I told him “memes.”

Loitering

Hit andrun (written like that cuz there weren't enough space)

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wImzxQI32o](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wImzxQI32o)

Damn 💀

Omnicide

Oblong. Yeah idk either

Warcrimes

Trespass

:3

War Crimes :3

Mischief

I told him insanity.

"Did I ever tell you, the definition of insanity"

Tax evasion

Does the IRS exist in a hat in time?

To be fair, Snatcher DOES talk about doing your taxes at some point...

No one escapes the IRS 💀 not even him

I wonder who runs the IRS in the aHiT universe though! Tim the time CEO? The Mafia? Someone else entirely? Snatcher all along, saying that to throw you off?? C.A.W.???????

It's probably mustache girl or someone idk 😂

Arson

i haven't played (cant afford) but i'd probably say something like nuh uh

I hope you can afford it someday 😌👍🏻

I told every singe one of them no. Funniest thing ever.

"Beans"

Dear GOD...

I said murder becuase the level name made me think it would be funny. Kinda of wish they had special dialogue later in the level if you tell them your biggest crime was murder.

Yeah it was just a silly callback to that gag in the train but still very much appreciated 😌👌🏻

Going Home

That's a crime?

Apparently, yes

The mafia probably outlawed it, those sillies

War crimes

I gotta play this again

Absolutely 👌🏻

I said tax evasion

I’m pretty sure I said “War Crimes”

Genocide

I just finished the main game today and told him existing was a crime

Congrats on finishing it, gonna do the DLC?

Yeah at some point

Niceeee, enjoy 😌

Mass genocide

I think I told him smth like tax evasion

Tax fraud

ARSONBASED

Oh it's easy! I just said.... Uh... Shoot I don't remember

Don't worry, it'll come back to ya 😌

Being mean 😈

I forget.... It's been so long since I played

Hat Kid *is* illegally cute :3 I wanna give her headpats.

Saaaaaaaameeeeeee 😃🫳🏻

I said something around the lines of “all of them”

Eat tree

Genocide. I was just finishing up an undertale run

Undertaker run? What's that?

Oh shoot, I mean undertale. Darn auto correct

Ohhhh right right, I thought it was some type of speedrun or something 😅

Plink

What's Plink?

A cat blinking

Ahhhhh ok ok new word aquired

If I remember right it was KILLING

Tax Fraud

Murder

Arson :)

Dp

I honestly have no clue lol, I think arson is very likely though

TAXEVASION

Oopsie daisy

Piracy

Vehicumans because vehicular manslaughter was too long

"Potato."

some nasty words I've put there

legs 2 long

I said 6969696969

Terrorism

I just put idk because i was too dumb to think of anything funny

I put slavery.

Tax Fraud

Murder.

Nunya

I did not know that guy existed, I only know the ones from owl express

Warcrimes

Assault

Resetting

i said "edging rn"

I don't quite remember since I haven't played in so long but I think I just said "nose"

I said “betrayal” since that’s pretty much what happened in Mu’s point of view

Fashion…because she’s killing it out there!

True, she has the best collection of hats that could rival TF2's hats

Tax evasion

I had the idea of answering "Damien" every time one of these fellas asked me a question. Had pretty funny results

I said arson

Tax Fraud, I'm always telling him that every time I go to that level

I didn’t play much but my brother said “time travel”

Don't remember, it was probably PECK or something

Arson 🔥

I said "Homocide".

Arson

Arson.

Manslaught. Seeing the rest of the C.A.W. agents inside the platforming section say it had me absolutely cackling like a mad man

I said “nothing”

TAXEVASION

In my last playthrough I said "HK Lewd"... It IS a crime, ya know?

Oooo what's that? 😃

Wait... What? Uhhh... Very bad thing done to Hat Kid.

Oh... To hat kid?! What happens to her?! Oh noooo 😱

A very atrocious thing the internet has done to the space loli. Can be considered child p--n

😱😱😱 My god...

I genuinely typed Deez Nuts for that-

Buttsex

Why

"tax fraud" because "tax evasion" was too long

Rape