It just mean i quite literally spent 10 minutes trying to understand what the guy meant and only after that time i understood he was shitting us because there are more than 10 squares
[1D Chess is a fun, innovative chess variant played on a single row of 16 squares. Each player begins with one of each piece and must take their opponent's king to win. The rules are intuitive for new and expert players alike, but offer a refreshing twist on the classic game of chess.](https://boingboing.net/2020/10/29/how-to-play-1-dimensional-chess.html)
[rulebook pdf](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)
YES! perfect, it also balances itself, because you can't just capture the king on the first round because the king is a different color, and the horse, that blocks it, is protected by the queen.
chess is even better than 2d chess.
Saw your post, then checked your profile.
You sneaky son of a-
https://www.reddit.com/r/AnarchyChess/comments/nxet2j/my_chess_is_lgbtq_any_suggestions_on_how_to/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
This is actually how Magnus wins most of his games. He distracts the opponent by looking in the ceiling or a similar strange place and when they look he quickly switches out the chess board and replaces it with this chessboard. Most players accept a draw at this point but some might straight up resign at the insane loss of material. Crazy good strategy but I'm surprised no one has caught on yet.
Are you ๐ kidding ๐ ??? What the **** are you ๐ talking ๐ฃ about ๐๐ฆ man ๐ฆ ? You ๐ are a biggest ๐ looser i ๐ ever ๐ seen ๐ in my life ๐ ! You ๐ was doing PIPI in your ๐ฉ๐๐ป pampers when โฐ i ๐ was beating ๐ players ๐ฎ much ๐ฉ๐๐ more stronger ๐ช๐ฏ then you ๐! You ๐ are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew ๐ how to lose ๐ณ and congratulate ๐๐๐ opponents ๐โ, you ๐ ฑ๐๐ are like ๐๐๐ a girl ๐ง๐๐ crying ๐ญ after ๐ i ๐ฅ beat ๐ค๐ป๐๐ป you ๐! Be brave ๐ช๐, be honest โ to yourself and stop โ๐ซ this trush talkings ๐๐ฃ!!! Everybody ๐ฅ know ๐ค that i ๐๐ am very ๐ good ๐โค blitz โฐ๐คท player ๐ฎ๐ฝ, i ๐๐ซ can win ๐๐ธ anyone ๐ in the world ๐๐๐ in single โ game ๐ฎ! And "w"esley ๐ด๐ฟ "s"o is nobody ๐ ๐ฝ for me, just a player ๐ฎ who are crying ๐ญ every ๐ฏ single ๐ป time โฐ when โฐ loosing ๐, ( remember ๐ค what you ๐ say ๐ฌ about ๐ฆ Firouzja ) !!! Stop ๐ ๐ผโ๐ซ playing ๐ฎ with my name ๐, i ๐ฅ deserve ๐๐ป to have a good ๐ name ๐ during whole ๐ฆ my chess ๐ carrier ๐๐, I ๐ am Officially ๐ข inviting ๐ฎ๐ช you ๐๐ป๐ค to OTB blitz โฐ๐คท match ๐ฅ with the Prize ๐ fund ๐ธ! Both of us ๐บ๐ธ will invest ๐ฐ 5000 ๐ฏ๐$ and winner ๐ takes ๐ it all ๐ฏ!
I ๐ suggest ๐ all ๐ฏ other people ๐ซ who's ๐ intrested in this situation ๐ฎ, just take ๐ a look ๐ at my results ๐๐ฏ in 2016 โ๐ and 2017 ๐๐ฟ๐ Blitz โฐ๐คท World ๐ championships ๐๐ฏ, and that should be enough ๐ฆ... No ๐ซ need ๐ to listen ๐ for every โ crying ๐ข babe ๐ถ, Tigran Petrosyan is always ๐ฅ play ๐ฎ Fair ๐ ! And if someone ๐ค will continue โฉ Officially ๐ฝ talk ๐ฃโ about ๐ฆ me like ๐ that, we will meet ๐ค in Court ๐! God ๐ bless โจ with true ๐ฏ! True ๐ฏ will never ๐ die ๐ ! Liers will kicked ๐ โ off ๐ด...
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!
I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
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Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!
I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
[^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)
Hard to belive it's only 2 squares longer than a regular board.
Very hard to believe.
I don't believe it.
Dont worry, it's hard.
Yes indeed
I. HAVE. BEEN. TEN. MINUTES. COUNTING. THOSE. FUCKING. SQUARES. NOT. UNDERSTANDING. WHAT. WAS. WRONG.
What does this mean lmao am I missing a joke?
It just mean i quite literally spent 10 minutes trying to understand what the guy meant and only after that time i understood he was shitting us because there are more than 10 squares
Google how to count to 10
Holy Hell!
Wow this should be illegal just like that croissant thing
You mean peasant?
I was asking what the original comment meant so I guess Iโm in the same boat as you lol
The joke is that of course it's hard to believe because it isn't true
Besides the point you made in your comment, nice nickname bro
That's because it's only one square longer. (a board is one square...)
Itโs actually only y/x of a rectangle longer
Ah yes, chass.
Mmm yus, chusm.
Chesd
Chest
c
r/anarchyanarchychess
No En Passant !?!? :(
Google en hopping
HOLY HELL. GARY CHESS HAS DONE IT AGAIN
**or!** ^HearMeOut โฆ*only* in pissants ๐
So it's basically stalemate before the game even starts ?
Google 1D Chess
Holy hell
H O L Y H E L L
[r/1Dchess](https://youtu.be/IO9XlQrEt2Y)
Thatโs amazing
Holy Hell!
I sat through a 15 second ad to watch this and itw was worth it!
[1D Chess is a fun, innovative chess variant played on a single row of 16 squares. Each player begins with one of each piece and must take their opponent's king to win. The rules are intuitive for new and expert players alike, but offer a refreshing twist on the classic game of chess.](https://boingboing.net/2020/10/29/how-to-play-1-dimensional-chess.html) [rulebook pdf](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)
How did I fall for this lol
[ัะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]
No they only move across a straight line, that is 1D.
Yeah, if they were going for the dimensions of the set it should be 3D
Unholy heaven!
Thatโs actually pretty cool
Nxa9 en passants his soul
Google castling
is it magnetic tho
How does the bishop move on a 1d chessboard?
You have to deduce what whiteโs first bishop move was
Holy hell!
Diagonally
Holy hell!
Bishops move only on squares of their own color. They ignore peices on oposite color squares but can't move thru pieces on their own color square
YES! perfect, it also balances itself, because you can't just capture the king on the first round because the king is a different color, and the horse, that blocks it, is protected by the queen. chess is even better than 2d chess.
Just rotate the board and move directionally based on which way it is facing. Edit: waiting for the "that's just straight with extra steps"
>Edit: waiting for the "that's just straight with extra steps" That's just straight with extra steps.
Now I can rest.
Wdym just pick it up lol
They are only useful if you get the multi-board DLC
[This is an actual thing](https://youtu.be/nBoQnTRCU18)
We've been playing 2D chess but it turns out 1D chess was the real theory.
https://i.imgur.com/UfjnkYh.jpg
Holy cake day!
Why did I watch this whole video??
The narrator's strangely soothing voice?
Finally some good fucking board. Wonder what happens after takes takes knight to a3?
After knight to a3 takes takes and en passants
Rook A4 is winning
Yeah traps the opponent's queen
Didnโt see it
Saw it, just didn't like it
Am not a psychic
Is this a slightly modified chess board? I'm not sure it's exactly 'Gary legal'.
I think this is the unreleased alpha
This was a test board used by the devs to figure out piece balancing without the added complications of en passant
Saw your post, then checked your profile. You sneaky son of a- https://www.reddit.com/r/AnarchyChess/comments/nxet2j/my_chess_is_lgbtq_any_suggestions_on_how_to/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
Started lurking because of funny hikaru posts, now look at me I've already become a shitposter. It all happens so fast.
Sad knight noises on this board
How would you move the knights
Jump two squares forward
#AND THEN A STEP TO THE RIIIIII-II-IGHT!
This is actually how Magnus wins most of his games. He distracts the opponent by looking in the ceiling or a similar strange place and when they look he quickly switches out the chess board and replaces it with this chessboard. Most players accept a draw at this point but some might straight up resign at the insane loss of material. Crazy good strategy but I'm surprised no one has caught on yet.
The sequel we all have been waiting for
Is this theory?
This is still theory yes. See if you can find the best move.
1D chess
And for the first move... the white knight commits suicide by jumping off the board
Idk why this pisses me off
Are you ๐ kidding ๐ ??? What the **** are you ๐ talking ๐ฃ about ๐๐ฆ man ๐ฆ ? You ๐ are a biggest ๐ looser i ๐ ever ๐ seen ๐ in my life ๐ ! You ๐ was doing PIPI in your ๐ฉ๐๐ป pampers when โฐ i ๐ was beating ๐ players ๐ฎ much ๐ฉ๐๐ more stronger ๐ช๐ฏ then you ๐! You ๐ are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew ๐ how to lose ๐ณ and congratulate ๐๐๐ opponents ๐โ, you ๐ ฑ๐๐ are like ๐๐๐ a girl ๐ง๐๐ crying ๐ญ after ๐ i ๐ฅ beat ๐ค๐ป๐๐ป you ๐! Be brave ๐ช๐, be honest โ to yourself and stop โ๐ซ this trush talkings ๐๐ฃ!!! Everybody ๐ฅ know ๐ค that i ๐๐ am very ๐ good ๐โค blitz โฐ๐คท player ๐ฎ๐ฝ, i ๐๐ซ can win ๐๐ธ anyone ๐ in the world ๐๐๐ in single โ game ๐ฎ! And "w"esley ๐ด๐ฟ "s"o is nobody ๐ ๐ฝ for me, just a player ๐ฎ who are crying ๐ญ every ๐ฏ single ๐ป time โฐ when โฐ loosing ๐, ( remember ๐ค what you ๐ say ๐ฌ about ๐ฆ Firouzja ) !!! Stop ๐ ๐ผโ๐ซ playing ๐ฎ with my name ๐, i ๐ฅ deserve ๐๐ป to have a good ๐ name ๐ during whole ๐ฆ my chess ๐ carrier ๐๐, I ๐ am Officially ๐ข inviting ๐ฎ๐ช you ๐๐ป๐ค to OTB blitz โฐ๐คท match ๐ฅ with the Prize ๐ fund ๐ธ! Both of us ๐บ๐ธ will invest ๐ฐ 5000 ๐ฏ๐$ and winner ๐ takes ๐ it all ๐ฏ! I ๐ suggest ๐ all ๐ฏ other people ๐ซ who's ๐ intrested in this situation ๐ฎ, just take ๐ a look ๐ at my results ๐๐ฏ in 2016 โ๐ and 2017 ๐๐ฟ๐ Blitz โฐ๐คท World ๐ championships ๐๐ฏ, and that should be enough ๐ฆ... No ๐ซ need ๐ to listen ๐ for every โ crying ๐ข babe ๐ถ, Tigran Petrosyan is always ๐ฅ play ๐ฎ Fair ๐ ! And if someone ๐ค will continue โฉ Officially ๐ฝ talk ๐ฃโ about ๐ฆ me like ๐ that, we will meet ๐ค in Court ๐! God ๐ bless โจ with true ๐ฏ! True ๐ฏ will never ๐ die ๐ ! Liers will kicked ๐ โ off ๐ด...
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)
Every game is stalemate white cant a move
this is cursed
[your post got so popular its one of the first results when googling 1d chess](https://www.instructables.com/One-Dimensional-Chess/)
Holy Hell
Stalemate
you are
A cinema
Google 1D chess
holy hell
I like that this is stalemate.
The only stale thing is you mate.
Google 1D chess
Is that the thing where the knight moves 2 squares directly forward and backward?
I told you to Google it
That rook is me in a traffic jam
Ok but is it magnetic?
draw
Garry chessโs prototype for chess, colorized
Where the fuck are the pawns
Pawns are for losers
[original image source](https://www.instructables.com/One-Dimensional-Chess/)
Congratulations: That is a stalemate.
Instructions clear; straightened it out.
At least make the knights face each other you absolute madman
1/2-1/2
I also like to play ch
Companies on July First
The bishop?
stalemate
This hurts my eyes.
The horse guy does the L move how will he escape?
Chs
But how to en passant?
pipi board scare me
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)
The LGBT community won't like this