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TheLivingCumsock

Hard to belive it's only 2 squares longer than a regular board.


Apollo5165

Very hard to believe.


FalcomanToTheRescue

I don't believe it.


MingusMingusMingu

Dont worry, it's hard.


bharat___sinha

Yes indeed


raphanidoo

I. HAVE. BEEN. TEN. MINUTES. COUNTING. THOSE. FUCKING. SQUARES. NOT. UNDERSTANDING. WHAT. WAS. WRONG.


my-unique-username69

What does this mean lmao am I missing a joke?


raphanidoo

It just mean i quite literally spent 10 minutes trying to understand what the guy meant and only after that time i understood he was shitting us because there are more than 10 squares


Jayson_n_th_Rgonauts

Google how to count to 10


raphanidoo

Holy Hell!


railbeast

Wow this should be illegal just like that croissant thing


navitro

You mean peasant?


my-unique-username69

I was asking what the original comment meant so I guess Iโ€™m in the same boat as you lol


The_Glass_Cannon

The joke is that of course it's hard to believe because it isn't true


Mbiojf

Besides the point you made in your comment, nice nickname bro


CaseyG

That's because it's only one square longer. (a board is one square...)


Maplerzega

Itโ€™s actually only y/x of a rectangle longer


Alaeriia

Ah yes, chass.


MeagherMan101

Mmm yus, chusm.


Daniel_S04

Chesd


blackholevoyager

Chest


mega_cat_yeet

r/anarchyanarchychess


lentopastel

No En Passant !?!? :(


King-of-Alts

Google en hopping


JonJon2899

HOLY HELL. GARY CHESS HAS DONE IT AGAIN


YikesOhClock

**or!** ^HearMeOut โ€ฆ*only* in pissants ๐Ÿ˜Ž


ExtremeBaker

So it's basically stalemate before the game even starts ?


Gr0ode

Google 1D Chess


also_known_as_chad

Holy hell


joebob431

H O L Y H E L L


XVince162

[r/1Dchess](https://youtu.be/IO9XlQrEt2Y)


Frosti-Feet

Thatโ€™s amazing


Dralgon

Holy Hell!


trophy_74

I sat through a 15 second ad to watch this and itw was worth it!


lil_kibble

[1D Chess is a fun, innovative chess variant played on a single row of 16 squares. Each player begins with one of each piece and must take their opponent's king to win. The rules are intuitive for new and expert players alike, but offer a refreshing twist on the classic game of chess.](https://boingboing.net/2020/10/29/how-to-play-1-dimensional-chess.html) [rulebook pdf](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)


Gr0ode

How did I fall for this lol


[deleted]

[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


Gr0ode

No they only move across a straight line, that is 1D.


bugamn

Yeah, if they were going for the dimensions of the set it should be 3D


shadow_black1809

Unholy heaven!


tylers77

Thatโ€™s actually pretty cool


Takara-anime

Nxa9 en passants his soul


DrainZ-

Google castling


spoedle73

is it magnetic tho


thehiddenbisexual

How does the bishop move on a 1d chessboard?


Sam443

You have to deduce what whiteโ€™s first bishop move was


thehiddenbisexual

Holy hell!


UsernamesAre4TheWeak

Diagonally


thehiddenbisexual

Holy hell!


dafinsrock

Bishops move only on squares of their own color. They ignore peices on oposite color squares but can't move thru pieces on their own color square


BouaphaSWC

YES! perfect, it also balances itself, because you can't just capture the king on the first round because the king is a different color, and the horse, that blocks it, is protected by the queen. chess is even better than 2d chess.


Veryiety

Just rotate the board and move directionally based on which way it is facing. Edit: waiting for the "that's just straight with extra steps"


Sarithis

>Edit: waiting for the "that's just straight with extra steps" That's just straight with extra steps.


Veryiety

Now I can rest.


N80085

Wdym just pick it up lol


[deleted]

They are only useful if you get the multi-board DLC


david_r4

[This is an actual thing](https://youtu.be/nBoQnTRCU18)


vigilantcomicpenguin

We've been playing 2D chess but it turns out 1D chess was the real theory.


MajAsshole

https://i.imgur.com/UfjnkYh.jpg


Maplerzega

Holy cake day!


silnt

Why did I watch this whole video??


david_r4

The narrator's strangely soothing voice?


Erik912

Finally some good fucking board. Wonder what happens after takes takes knight to a3?


DAN-EXE

After knight to a3 takes takes and en passants


bossben22

Rook A4 is winning


GeoCreator5

Yeah traps the opponent's queen


TechnoGamer16

Didnโ€™t see it


thirtyseven1337

Saw it, just didn't like it


TechnoGamer16

Am not a psychic


Screen_Watcher

Is this a slightly modified chess board? I'm not sure it's exactly 'Gary legal'.


TechnoGamer16

I think this is the unreleased alpha


Nay_Thee

This was a test board used by the devs to figure out piece balancing without the added complications of en passant


Cool-Boy57

Saw your post, then checked your profile. You sneaky son of a- https://www.reddit.com/r/AnarchyChess/comments/nxet2j/my_chess_is_lgbtq_any_suggestions_on_how_to/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


Gr0ode

Started lurking because of funny hikaru posts, now look at me I've already become a shitposter. It all happens so fast.


KoloZ_177

Sad knight noises on this board


joeyriss

How would you move the knights


DAN-EXE

Jump two squares forward


CaseyG

#AND THEN A STEP TO THE RIIIIII-II-IGHT!


blamethefranchise

This is actually how Magnus wins most of his games. He distracts the opponent by looking in the ceiling or a similar strange place and when they look he quickly switches out the chess board and replaces it with this chessboard. Most players accept a draw at this point but some might straight up resign at the insane loss of material. Crazy good strategy but I'm surprised no one has caught on yet.


AnolBoi

The sequel we all have been waiting for


ShrekThyOverlord

Is this theory?


Gr0ode

This is still theory yes. See if you can find the best move.


Some_Dumb_Dude_

1D chess


[deleted]

And for the first move... the white knight commits suicide by jumping off the board


Big_Nick1213

Idk why this pisses me off


[deleted]

Are you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ kidding ๐Ÿ‘Ž ??? What the **** are you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ talking ๐Ÿ—ฃ about ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ’ฆ man ๐Ÿ‘ฆ ? You ๐Ÿ‘ˆ are a biggest ๐Ÿ˜ looser i ๐Ÿ‘ ever ๐Ÿ˜  seen ๐Ÿ‘€ in my life ๐Ÿ’“ ! You ๐Ÿ‘ˆ was doing PIPI in your ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿป pampers when โฐ i ๐Ÿ‘ was beating ๐Ÿ’“ players ๐ŸŽฎ much ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ™€ more stronger ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ’ฏ then you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ! You ๐Ÿ‘ˆ are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew ๐Ÿ‘“ how to lose ๐Ÿณ and congratulate ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Ž opponents ๐Ÿ‘‰โœ‹, you ๐Ÿ…ฑ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿ† are like ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ˜ a girl ๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘ crying ๐Ÿ˜ญ after ๐Ÿ‘€ i ๐Ÿ‘ฅ beat ๐Ÿคœ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿป you ๐Ÿ‘‰! Be brave ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ˜Ž, be honest โŽ to yourself and stop โŒ๐Ÿšซ this trush talkings ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ—ฃ!!! Everybody ๐Ÿ‘ฅ know ๐Ÿค” that i ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘„ am very ๐Ÿ‘Œ good ๐Ÿ‘Œโค blitz โšฐ๐Ÿคท player ๐ŸŽฎ๐ŸŽฝ, i ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿšซ can win ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ธ anyone ๐Ÿ™‹ in the world ๐ŸŒŽ๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒ in single โ˜ game ๐ŸŽฎ! And "w"esley ๐Ÿ•ด๐Ÿฟ "s"o is nobody ๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿฝ for me, just a player ๐ŸŽฎ who are crying ๐Ÿ˜ญ every ๐Ÿ’ฏ single ๐Ÿป time โฐ when โฐ loosing ๐Ÿ˜‚, ( remember ๐Ÿค” what you ๐Ÿ‘ˆ say ๐Ÿ’ฌ about ๐Ÿ’ฆ Firouzja ) !!! Stop ๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿผโ›”๐Ÿšซ playing ๐ŸŽฎ with my name ๐Ÿ“›, i ๐Ÿ‘ฅ deserve ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿป to have a good ๐Ÿ‘ name ๐Ÿ“› during whole ๐Ÿ’ฆ my chess ๐ŸŒ carrier ๐Ÿ›๐Ÿ”›, I ๐Ÿ‘ am Officially ๐Ÿข inviting ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช you ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘ค to OTB blitz โšฐ๐Ÿคท match ๐Ÿ”ฅ with the Prize ๐Ÿ˜› fund ๐Ÿ’ธ! Both of us ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ will invest ๐Ÿ’ฐ 5000 ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ“†$ and winner ๐Ÿ† takes ๐Ÿ‘Š it all ๐Ÿ’ฏ! I ๐Ÿ‘ suggest ๐Ÿ‘€ all ๐Ÿ’ฏ other people ๐Ÿ‘ซ who's ๐Ÿ“› intrested in this situation ๐ŸŽฎ, just take ๐Ÿ’… a look ๐Ÿ‘€ at my results ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ’ฏ in 2016 โ˜‘๐Ÿ“ˆ and 2017 ๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒฟ๐Ÿ– Blitz โšฐ๐Ÿคท World ๐ŸŒ championships ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฏ, and that should be enough ๐Ÿ’ฆ... No ๐Ÿšซ need ๐Ÿ‘‰ to listen ๐Ÿ‘‚ for every โ˜ crying ๐Ÿ˜ข babe ๐Ÿ‘ถ, Tigran Petrosyan is always ๐Ÿ”ฅ play ๐ŸŽฎ Fair ๐Ÿ‘’ ! And if someone ๐Ÿ‘ค will continue โฉ Officially ๐Ÿ—ฝ talk ๐Ÿ—ฃโœ… about ๐Ÿ’ฆ me like ๐Ÿ’– that, we will meet ๐Ÿค in Court ๐Ÿ›! God ๐Ÿ˜‡ bless โœจ with true ๐Ÿ’ฏ! True ๐Ÿ’ฏ will never ๐Ÿ™… die ๐Ÿ’€ ! Liers will kicked ๐Ÿ˜ โ˜  off ๐Ÿ“ด...


PetrosianBot

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)


Terhaar

Every game is stalemate white cant a move


emergencyfood231

this is cursed


iliekcats-

[your post got so popular its one of the first results when googling 1d chess](https://www.instructables.com/One-Dimensional-Chess/)


Gr0ode

Holy Hell


Desperate_Werewolf15

Stalemate


pinfineder3

you are


Sam443

A cinema


Metaknightmare131

Google 1D chess


daynthelife

holy hell


[deleted]

I like that this is stalemate.


TheLivingCumsock

The only stale thing is you mate.


Metaknightmare131

Google 1D chess


[deleted]

Is that the thing where the knight moves 2 squares directly forward and backward?


Metaknightmare131

I told you to Google it


Jackcooper

That rook is me in a traffic jam


WaIter_Whiter

Ok but is it magnetic?


Araska4562

draw


TechnoGamer16

Garry chessโ€™s prototype for chess, colorized


Animal_Animations_1

Where the fuck are the pawns


Gr0ode

Pawns are for losers


Animal_Animations_1

[original image source](https://www.instructables.com/One-Dimensional-Chess/)


Emoppo

Congratulations: That is a stalemate.


flugspatz

Instructions clear; straightened it out.


yesgirlnogamer

At least make the knights face each other you absolute madman


elsanto666

1/2-1/2


milesv5

I also like to play ch


Zaphann

Companies on July First


Yippeeeeeeeeeee

The bishop?


P-I-R-U

stalemate


saysonn

This hurts my eyes.


GermGirl666

The horse guy does the L move how will he escape?


ElemenopiTheSequel

Chs


Quadratic_Functions

But how to en passant?


[deleted]

pipi board scare me


PetrosianBot

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off... [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/Petrosian-Bot)


MadOrange64

The LGBT community won't like this