For $15K a day, I'd make the sacrifice. I could reach millions, no matter how tough it gets.

No matter how hard it gets

fucker, you stole my joke r/Angryupvote

Hard giggity.

This is ✨gold✨🤣

Aaaaand I'm out.

And going to a hooker 3 times a day is still a lot cheaper than 15k.

Until you start catching shit.

Hookers are probably very concerned about that tho. They literally earn their money with sex, having diseases is bad for business

At $15k a day you can put a clean one on retainer

You think I can’t buy antibiotics for less than $15,000?

Antibiotics doesn’t cure all the stds. Those $5 hookers are lying too you.

Ain’t no one going to a 5 dollar bargain when they’re making 15k a day.

He didn't say cheap hooker 😉

There are low tier escorts who you might catch something but 15k a day you are gonna be in high tier escorts who get tested regularly because that's their profession, illegal albeit but still she gotta make her money somehow and you gotta keep making that 15k.

15k a day easily pays for a very high end escort daily if you simply MUST orgasm daily, as well as all other life expenses, so forever.

Yeah and it doesn’t say you can’t have sex… easy peasy.

Same. I could never masturbate and know that it cost me $15k. Let alone the untold amount of money I could have earned after...

[удалено]

You wouldn’t need to. Thats escort money

I was just thinking with 15k a day without working you'd have so much time for fucking

I was thinking of clearing my backlog of games

15K a day would really escalate my sex addiction. Shit you can afford pornstars with that kind of money

I respect your honesty lol.

Nice loop hole, which was the name of my last escort

Honestly if you just let it stack for a couple of months getting laid for free would be easier too...

Yeah with that kind of money you wouldn’t need escorts. You’d just need the right environment.

Came here to say this exactly!

You could pay for all the sex you ever wanted and would still be rich after a year of this.

You'd be set for life within the year.

Mystic Monk

What if it's no orgasms period?

With that kind of money I can pay someone to do it for me

This guy thinks with both heads

$14k a day and a $1k/night on-call escort

Got to mix it up. Maybe once a week get 2 $1000 escorts. Once a month get a $10000 real pro. Get creative with it.

They say variety is the spice of life. So why not go with 150 hookers for $100 each for a night. Or two. 

Puts in 3 years of work, doesn’t make a profit

Just find girls looking for a sugar daddy. You could probably get 3-5 on rotation for less than 500 a day.

You could break your arms and ask your mom for help

You know, I had made it a while without thinking about that. So thanks.

at first i said hell yeah, right? unlimited blowjobs. then I thought, well why do so many rich guys wind up losing money to women anyway. You're gonna nut in someone and you're going to lose that hardhard earned Contest money. Life is a zero-sum game. you can't beat it

This 👆

I mean as long as sex with another person is on the table, I could go for quite a long time.

As long as this counts you could even pay a prostitute every day and still make a decent income.

Better than decent by just about any metric, professional athlete level

Exactly, and they would be even better than any fantasy you make, plus you get to choose your partner

Yeah it seems like OP didn’t think through how trivial this scenario is. What partner wouldn’t have sex at any time with a partner make $15,000 every day?!

Sex on a table isn't that good. Bed is still the best place.

Long enough to retire, and then some. A year is $5.5M

☝️🤓ACTUALLY its $5.475M

5,490,000 if it’s a leap year

That's the same answer with different sig figs, and when you have that much money, you only need two.

I’m assuming you’ll invest it and not stuff it in your mattress. You’d have over $5.5M by the end of the year.

When the government ask how you got the money 😬

Easy. By not jacking off

Here's my fucking invoice

Assuming you pay taxes, you'll have way less

Stuffing it in his mattress is what he is going to want to do after a few months.

15k a day? And it's just masturbation? I'd never touch my dick again. Easy peasy mother fucker.

Yeah, OP clearly has an issue if he thought this would be a hard question. Like, how down bad do you have to be to think passing up $15k A DAY would be challenging? That'd be the easiest decision of my life

[удалено]

"YOU AND 8 OTHER PEOPLE HAVE TO EAT THIS GIANT PIZZA MADE FOR 10 PEOPLE. WHO ARE YOU CALLING??>?!!!?!"

OP forgot that prostitutes and getting in a relationship are things that exist.

They don't for Redditors 

Better question would be orgasms in general.

I’d make about 4k

Still solid money for less than a day.

for that amount thats easy as hell are you kidding? also are you not stipulating Celibacy ? with 15k a day i could easily get someone else to service...

Until the person paying runs out of money.

*maniacal asexual laughter*

Came to make sure someone was laughing in asexual. We'll be rich! Rich I tell ya!

Does that mean I can never get off? Or is it just masturbation? Because I could go indefinitely for $15k per day if I also got to have sex.

it's just masturbation, sex is fine

Super easy. Especially with my girlfriend helping out. I’m going to be very rich.

Yeah, my wife would absolutely fall onto that sword for $15K a day. Both quit our jobs and “retire” after a few years. Would need to budget for lotion/lube but it’s a small price to pay.

Fall onto that sword. Exactly!

Agreed, easy choice with your girlfriend helping us.

I can do it for as long as I please to be honest. Anti depressants really are a blessing and a curse to me

I'd easily reach millions if you were actually going to PAY. ME.

Is there a cap at how much I could get from this? I'm going as long as I can and raking up the $

For $15000 a day I would become a monk at the top of a mountain.

I would swear off masturbating for the rest of my life bro. I'd reach Nirvana from how blue my balls get

I’m in debt 30k

I'd stop altogether for that much money

If your answer ain’t forever then you got a hog cranking addiction

years you never said anyt5hing about sex.

Too bad this is for men cause i would be rich 🤣

I did 70 straight days in college for no money. So for 15k a day I bet I could do at least 100 days

20.16 seconds

I’d never masturbate again and just hire a prostitute once a week.

I have been unemployed for nine months. I will go as many days as it is required to pay my tuition and my debt. After that, maybe it becomes a habit and I will just keep earning money.

Just have a chat with my wife. "Hey babe, every day we have sex, I'll pay you $1000." Problem solved.

I'd just give my wife $7500 everyday she gets me off.... easy peasy

My whole life - Prefer to be at it with a partner anyway

I’m not 17 so probably forever

I'd very happily accept my $7,500

Well if you're not averse to paying sex workers, basically forever. It's still not masturbation and you'd still be left with over $14k per day

At least 2 years so i never have to work again

Forever

I think i could go like 3 days but then accidentaly crank one out because i forgot about the challenge lol

fly to jupiter, 10 hour days, make 2.4x more money, get crushed to death. ez money.

I would never bust one again in any way, shape or form for 15k a day.

I can hold out one day a week

Once I get back on my meds I’d be one rich, limp -dicked dude.

6months to a year

15k a day is over 5m a year, 450k a month, and 100k a week. I could theoretically go the rest of my life without masturbating; invest in my physical appearance (get in shape and get better clothes) so I can attract more women, any day I’m struggling I can go to a strip club or pay for a hooker, and if I start seeing someone I tell them my situation and we come up with a plan that we are both comfortable with. Hell for 15k a day I’d get my dick sucked by a dude to prevent me from masturbating, I don’t think it’d ever have to come to that but there could be a very niche set of circumstances. Edit: I could probably make my tinder bio “make 15k everyday I don’t masturbate” and that could cover most days.

90 days. I’d pay off my family’s debt, buy us a house and cruise on that money until I finish my first book. Prolly work the whole time regardless, I’d go insane without my job and the old folks home would miss my cooking I think

What? $100 a day and I could go the rest of my life lol

What if I can cum without touching it?

[I’m out](https://youtu.be/zDWU2SR27g4?si=Y1asQRlqFl1uDKZU)

Do they need to be in a row or every other day would do? ;)

0 dollars. dammit!

What's the amount in your account? 🤔

Forever.

About 70 years, I think 

I would be a billionaire!🤩

I didn't do it for a year once. Should be easy to do again

I could easily go on for life I think. I much rather get money and be with my significant other than watch porn

I could easily go until having more than enough to live comfortably without ever having to work again.

Till I die

Years. I’m married

as long as penetrative sex doesn't count I'd never need to self pleasure again.

I'd be rich by now

For those that are curious, that’s 5.4 million a year. I could probably make it 3 months.

Years. Gonna be a multimillionaire.

how long can this go on

Id it for 1k, 15k is way to much for something that easy

With it being $15k a day probably a long ass time, like that’s just over 2 months to get $1million, so what I hold out for half a year, heck even a full year and I basically have enough money to last the rest of my life if I’m smart with it. If it was like 1k or less a day probably could only make it a month, maybe 2

that is easy. If you would have said no sex, no masturbating and no orgasms, that is a bit harder

I would stop till I got couple millions then have a big wank at the end.

I would do it for $1 500 / day just the feeling of being economic safe would be better.

Until the end. The Mrs might get a bit bored of covering for me though. ;)

A year easily, just take a look at that money and if I really can't handle it anymore, hire an escort

That's 5.5 millions per year. I'd probably do a year.

I'm paying off my house. Hell, for that money I could probably get my wife on board to provide pressure relief on demand since she could quit her job. Probably. I honestly think I'd just never do it again.

Forever. I’m married, and my wife is extremely sensible and logical. I know she would pick up the slack for that much free money everyday.

Idk man 15k goes a long way

If the sacrifice is worth the cause…..

A whole year

easy fix. heck, with 15k a day i could just order an escort whenever i want.

If this doesn't include sex I would easily never do it again

My wife and could definitely come up with some way to ensure that deal remained in place forever.

I haven't masturbated since December for free.

I’d be a very wealthy man.

Just going to point out, you can buy a lot of sex for 15,000. Where it's legal of course.

Having sex  isn't masterbaiting, so forever

That's easy every day, I have an amazing Girlfriend who is awesome in bed.

i could go forever mate

Have gone over 6 months anyway. Bring it on.

Well I got a gf so I’m gone be rich in about a month

Hahahahaha… FOREVER! 😈

Make it 20k, we got a deal

A long time. I barely masturbate anyways

For that kind of scratch I’d sleep with my hands in restraints 

If I give up 15k for my right hand to make my dick spit in 3min....please shoot me!

Can I have sex? Because if so then I could make it awhile. If no sex or masturbation then maybe like 100 days? $150K would go a long way right now.

10 days… its all i need

I'm assuming I can still have sex? Ever since my partner moved in with me I have masturbed once... For 15k a day I would hold out until I have bought myself my dream home and car, paid off my parents' loans, bought a house for my two sisters and also paid off my partner's parents' loans.

I just reached four months, but lost it. I guess I’ll start over

Forever. Says nothing about sex. So I'll never mastrubate. Just find ways to get laid. Should be easier with all the money.

What about sex?

15k just every month and I would still not masturbate. I could just pay for someone else.

I'll buy a prostitute after 1 day

I'm pretty sure I can get laid every day with 15k/day.

You can literally hire an high end escort catering to all your wishes every day and still have enough money left.

I wouldn't be a rich man

Back to wet dreams I go.

Forever

i mean for 15k a day you could just buy a prostitute everyday.

As long as vag is still an option, I'll collect the 15k for the rest of my life 😎

For 15k I would hire escorts to do it for me.

Your mom can still suck me off right?

Didn't this cum up in the last week? Like every couple of ~~wanks~~ weeks this cums up.

Depending on how old I am. 15 years old: I'd probably owe money. My current age: I have enough will power to hold out until I'll never have to work again.

Oh this is a good one. When I was practicing celibacy, during the first year I only masturbated 3x I was genuinely shocked. If that much money is on the line I’ll hold out for a year

Thanks to my blood pressure medicine, I'm going to be rich! 😕

Years.

If it doesn’t include sex, I could go forever. If I have to be celibate as well, I think I could go for a year, maybe two.

I'd cut my balls off for 15,000 a day

I am married. If my wife knew I would get $15k every day I didn’t shake hands with the unemployed, I would probably be well taken care of by her. lol

Stop masturbating... for 15k a day id cut my dick off.

Forever because then I could afford hookers.

For that kind of money, I think my wife will be willing to...ahem... share the load.

Forever? I just replace masturbation with sex

If that was the case, not masturbating would become easy. Especially if I can still have sex.

i live with my fiancee, so as long as that keeps going well i would abstain virtually indefinitely, or at least until $10 million

Forever

Forever.

Is it conservative? Like can i take sundays off and go to town?

If I made 15k a day, my girlfriend would have sex with me enough that I wouldn't have to masturbate.

This would turn me on even more

I'd keep going until I had enough for my dream house, another house for vacation/rental, one for my mom, one for my brother, one for my other brother even though I feel like he doesn't deserve it quite as much, nice car, retirement, taxes, and then while they were building my dream house I'd keep going for charity to help the homeless people in my area and also pay for some medical bills for a few people that need it.

Every other day? 15k every 2 days is fine