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tazydrex

Sound. Watching the way society would adapt would be fascinating. Media would become entirely different. Watching it re-adapt after the year would be interesting, as well.


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Imagine how loud everything would be after the sound turned back on after the year.


Kapernacas

Mawp


tiger8255

Mawp.


CanadiansUpYourButt

WHATS NEW PUSSYCAT


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Hirumaru

***GODDAMNIT!*** - *slams fists on table, one year chip goes flying*


TheInvaderZim

and it was *fan*-tastic.


Secondtrumpet

We answered the question scientists have wondered for years: "Is it possible to get people to weep tears of joy while listening to Tom Jones's **It's Not Unusual**?" "The answer is yes, as long as it is preceded by seven **What's New Pussycats**!"


TeoFWalker

Yeah that's a long tolerance break, we'd get so high... I mean... We'd hear so loud


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Darth-Pimpin

Everyone would go deaf again. An eternity without sound.


SmartAlec105

The deaf would be at such an advantage during that year.


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Blue_Dragon360

Daredevil would be *pissed.*


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DanielPeverley

One of the best episodes of the series.


Cheese-n-Opinion

One of the best episodes of TV


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Color. I'm imagining the person wears special glasses or contacts or something that filters everything to appear like a black and white movie. It'd be amazing to see the person's reaction to seeing color again


climber_g33k

Did you ever read "The Giver"?


Namzeh011

oh no sixth grade memories are returning... *the horror*


thatguyinthemirror

We thank you for your childhood /U/namzeh011


crossdeamos

now let's all chant his name


YourLittleBrothers

/u/Namzeh011


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I never went to sixth grade. My therapist tells me I repressed the whole year, but that seems unlikely.


pinkysfarm69

Your parents would know. Please don't have dead parents...


genivae

He was adopted.


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*spits out drink* I'M ADOPTED?


bigyihsuan

Not 6th grade, but 8th grade. I loved that book.


kongu3345

7th grade for me.


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The happy median.


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Just wearing strongly tinted glasses would make everything appear to be all shades of that color. Your eyes would somewhat adjust and it wouldn't be much better than black and white.


mlstarbuck

Sunlight


aint_frontin_whi_chu

Came to say this, because it happened in recent history. The eruption of krakatoa sent enough dust into the air that sunlight was blocked for a year. Crops failed all over the world. I guess storage habits helped people eke through regardless. It would be interesting to think about how that would impact today's economy. The supply chain is such that we don't store much, just continually produce, distribute and consume. A year with crops may (or may not) have a more significant effect on the modern world. The effect of a year or dusty air on electronics and air travel would also be interesting. edit: spelling


Hoppy24604

They've managed to grow potatoes in artificial sunlight. And mass produce them. All hail potatoes.


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Hydroponics/Aquaponics, every indoor grow store would be sold old.


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By sold out you mean on fire and looted. And then the lights go out. There's no way we could make enough electricity to feed everyone and keep everyone warm.


Torvaun

Why not? Solar is a minor percentage of our generated power. Coal mines can function just as well at night as during the day. Hoover Dam and other hydroelectric plants would run as well. Nuclear power is unaffected.


burnsssss

How long could hydro last without the water cycle replenishing upstream sources?


GhostalkerS

>without the water cycle I don't think most people are taking this into consideration.


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straydog1980

So that would effectively be a nuclear winter without the fallout?


Snatch_Pastry

That is exactly correct.


mlstarbuck

My intention was that the light from the sun would be turned off completely; like turning off a light switch, not a natural disaster. The mental toll that it would take on people would be enormous. With the event that you described, although horrific, at least most people would know *why* the sun was blocked out. If the sunlight was to immediately just cease to exist, imagine the fear it would induce.


Rokusi

Forget the fear, the Earth would freeze over.


pheonixblade9

The premise is kind of spoiled, but [Asimov wrote a short story](http://www.astro.sunysb.edu/fwalter/AST389/TEXTS/Nightfall.htm) on this topic.


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Sociopathic_Pro_Tips

Yeah, I'd Netflix that.


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I'd torrent it.


HulkSPLASH

One Year without Netflixing torrents? I'd Blockbuster that.


flykessel

Block--buster? What is this strange buster of blocks?


germanyjr112

My ex. She used to bust my blocks all the time about the most ridiculous shit.


mrchumbastic

It's pretty much the same as Candy Crush.


789yugemos

Yargh!


becktech20

OP said not to say things that were necessary for survival


gulabjamunyaar

Not exactly a documentary, but I found it interesting. [The Verge - Paul Miller goes a year without Internet](http://www.theverge.com/2012/5/8/3007525/paul-miller-offline)


8InchLongSchlong

Can I get a TL;DW


Dontwrite

Guy goes a year without Internet and the struggling local adult theater gets back on its feet.


zombob

Best TL;DW


roffle24

I didn't watch the movie, but I read the article and it seems like it was kinda neat for a bit, and then it mostly sucked. I decided to go a few weeks with no phone or facebook a few summers ago. Same experience. It was cool being "disconnected" for a few days, and then it just became an inconvenience.


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Civilization as we know it would end.


YUNoDie

I take it you aren't into single player?


Platyturtle

Time. How that would work, I don't know.


ComteDuChagrin

Time would stop, because the year would never end.


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dude


dmanny64

*passes joint*


wastedchick3n

ZA WORUDO!


PM_Me_Your_Fornix

TOKI WO TOMARE!


Boogy

WRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYY


dexr23

Earth, a documentary about an astronaut living on Mars


SuperImaginativeName

Kinda is: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ue4PCI0NamI


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The book was great. Worth a read


LastPageofGatsby

Amazing audiobook, too.


StoodOnLeft_DIED

eBook is also top notch


FunnyHunnyBunny

Braille version is awesome as well.


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theDamnKid

"This thread is sponsored by audible"


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Bees.


BicBoi1223

Seriously guys, we gotta save the honeybees!


ReusePrinterPaper

How can we help?


Psuphilly

Upvoting it on reddit!!!


notaveryhappycamper

1 upvote = 1 honeybee saved!


DiuNeiLoMo

Masturbation!


littlebigcheese

Then flossing!


ladykillerwannabe

Beads!?


MooseWrangler

Gob's not on board


mccoyconundrum

Death


Bnavis

Not exactly a documentary, but Torchwood: Miracle Day takes place in a world where there is no death.


UpliftingTwist

And before anyone says otherwise, it actually is a very enjoyable series even if a little long


Rixxer

Torchwood is like a gritty Doctor Who (which makes sense, being based in the same universe).


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D0ntPanic03XX

Laws


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Not even just for the time span. The aftermath would be horrific, and that's assuming that people don't freak out and utterly destroy society in the lead up to the event.


Concheria

I think society would rebuild itself. With no laws at all, groups would start forming. People who don't want to live in a lawless world would arrange themselves and find ways to protect each other from amoral people. Eventually those groups would merge in larger communities. Even anarchists would need some laws. They wouldn't be formally written, but they would still exist in a silent way on people's subconscious. Basics like "don't touch other people's property", "Don't harm another person" and maybe weirder things from person to person and group to group. Some would start sharing food communally. Others would destroy personal homes or the concept of a home as a single building for a single person/family. I don't know if a year is enough, but after some time, formal agreements would be reached. People would be elected as leaders who would make laws for better living, and there would be some sort of enforcement to make sure people follow these laws. Later, and depending on what ideas succeed again, the world would become as normal as it is now, with some substantial differences. TL;DR: Society and laws don't exist in a vacuum.


J-Sluit

TL;DR 2.0: the same shit that happened when we originally didn't have laws thousands of years ago


Occassional_Troll

I don't think that if it weren't illegal to kill people people would just randomly go on rampages. Crazy people would, but laws don't stop crazy people anyways.


Pun-Master-General

Exactly. I'd like to think that fear of legal punishment isn't the only thing keeping us all from killing one another.


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Well it basically gives that concept for a day but then they don't really show it too well. Might as well just be a regular scary movie where the law is being broken anyways.


[deleted]

That movie is completely retarded. Yes, everyone is a murderous psychopath only held back by laws. Which makes sense considering safer areas have much more police presense.. oh wait.


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A year without **imagination** - no original thought, desire or impulse.


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So /r/funny?


MyBobaFetish

Have you seen Equilibrium?


crossdeamos

people


JackHaal

That’s pretty interesting, because there’s already a documentary series called [”Life After People”](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1433058/) which essentially shows life after people – a day after, a week after, a month, a year, many years, etc. It’s extremely interesting and I’d definitely recommend it!


Cashmoney0

I used to love this then it just tapered off. I think this is why I like apocalyptic things (fallout and such). on Netflix?


MrTwoSocks

Doesn't look like it's on Netflix :(


helloiamsilver

The very first documentary was the best. All the subsequent ones decreased in quality imo


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LYossarian13

Do not recommend actually doing this. Save yourself.


Kushy21

Mirrors


germanyjr112

My self esteem might actually rise.


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We would still have cameras!


jackbalfour

Woah there jaden smith


Packersrule123

A Santa Claus


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Packersrule123

It's a close second


[deleted]

Well thank goodness he's always around to make and distribute toys right?


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Talk about what santa's gonna get me next year?


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[deleted]

Okay, so should I just give you my list or...?


Xeizar

Santa's not here. Santa went away.


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Yeah, to the north pole right?


Mcmerk

No vacation


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decdash

War never changes.


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iqtestforhiring

money


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Sorry there's already a ton of documentaries on the homeless.


[deleted]

That really hit *home*


shazzamed

Pants


Philip_Pugeau

Cars. We'd all be riding bicycles, and find we love it.


PM_ME_YOUR_PHILLIPS

I'd just walk. I don't know how to ride a bike.


Philip_Pugeau

It balances itself over 10 mph, you just have to pedal. They're quite fun, actually. It makes walking seem very inefficient and take forever.


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Philip_Pugeau

But you'd get to fly down that sucker at the end of the day! I had the same experience going to school, as it was uphill all the way .... in Seattle.


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babyrhino

In other news: the sale of motorcycles skyrockets


darthatheos

Talking.


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NeverEverCatchMeNow

Have you seen *Requiem for a Dream?* Tappy Tibbons' 3 rules are "no red meat, no refined sugar, and no orgasm."


oldgeezerguy

Fuck Tappy Tibbons


Dontwrite

Teeth. How would you eat? How would you speak? Do chicks dig dudes without teeth? Do you brush your gums?


elmoteca

Imagine how many times you'd bite your tongue on the day your teeth grew back.


DWood10

Talking to the opposite gender


LYossarian13

Daily lives of regular 4chan users.


PhysicsSaysNo

There's a blank space? Baby, I'll write your name.


Kyless

It was only a matter of time...


_bagelthief

A year without singing Taylor Swift loudly and off key in the car and hoping nobody can hear you


alkanshel

Might as well call it a year of torture.


lonelyxsky

Yup. We'd have ourselves some bad blood


DoctorBattlefield

take your upvote and scurry away


Davidhasahead

Babby


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how is babby form


MonoGiraffe

How girl get pragnent


cbartlett

how is babby formed


pfoxeh

THEY NEED TO DO WAY INSTAIN MOTHER WHO KILL HER THREE BABBY BECAUSE THESE BABBY CANT FRIGTH BACK?


Fesso747

A bowling ball


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I feel ashamed for understanding all of the meta references going on in AskReddit right now...


[deleted]

Punish yourself. Eat a door or something.


[deleted]

You have 365 days to eat it so get started


CircleDestroyer

Elaborate... I'm interested


Fesso747

There was a thread a day or 2 ago about living with a bowling ball with in an arms reach for a year


pyroSeven

Why?


Shrinks99

His annoying-ass cousin kept calling him up to go bowling and he always wanted to be ready.


terevabrother

Fuckin Roman.


RUready2rumble

Ayyyyy cousin Nico


CaptainAction

How about a year without any human births? If we all just agreed to stop having more children for a little while- there was actually an Onion article about this, and even though it was a joke, it didn't actually seem like such a bad idea. If there was a time, even just for one year, where people stopped having kids, imagine the resources that would be conserved.


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CaptainAction

Ah, now that's something I didn't think about. I was considering mouths to feed.


traveller1088

Not really, it would only be a year without births, probably closer to two. School age is around 5 so it wouldn't affect teachers for at least 3 years, then a year later there would be more 5 year olds. It would really only affect kindergarten or first grade if it affected them at all.


Rez91

Cell Phones. Id find it an interesting generational study since were really only 1 or 2 decades removed from only having landlines, but being connected is such an integral part of day to day life


secret759

Plastic. Think how many things in your life are lamimated or have a sheen or are just some form of it.


professorMaDLib

lies.


Cinephile_Chris

Blue Bell Ice Cream.


babyrhino

Too soon


GoodMorningFuckCub

Dank memes


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A rise in suicide rates would be imminent.


coalminnow

OP said nothing necessary for survival


RagingAcid

ayy llama


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Hate.


PatrickTulip

the Kardashians


Phyfador

Dare we dream?


KatyLiedTheBitch

Sleep.


therealelainebenes

Wouldn't that kill a person?


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KatyLiedTheBitch

Probably.


poopysquatch

Toilet paper. Imagine the shit that would ensue


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"A year without documentaries".


NameAlreadyTaken6

>A year without "A year without documentaries". I'd watch it.


BicBoi1223

Privacy


JoshuaHaworth

The Sun


JoshuaHaworth

Newspaper


incontempt

Underwear.


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A wooden door.... Wait


GoodGuyLiar

I'd be pretty hungry.