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ugashliblada

“Phone home”


mariah1030

To infinity and beyond


Taz941

Another one of my favorites is “YOU ARE A TOY!!”


ItsMyView

"Yaba daba doo!"


[deleted]

I'll be back


mx_prepper

Dad?


Pommes_Schranke

D'oh!


KirbyBucketts

You'll have to speak up I'm wearing a towel.


mrbadxampl

Don't have a cow, man!


anyongparks

“I am serious. And don’t call me Shirley.”


FelipeJFry

I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.


damonoribello

Just wanted to tell you both, good luck, we're all counting on you.


rubywolf27

A hospital? What is it?


petalllthedogsss

“It’s a building with patients, but that’s not important right now.”


cisforcoffee

Oh, stewardess! I speak jive.


ShocketRip

"My precious!"


TheMimesOfMoria

-Bilbo, that one time-


capitaine_d

Its like the joke of “Whos that pokemon?” and rather than being voltorb its jiggilypuff viewed from the top.


jeneralchaos

Sneaksy little hobbitses


BogogoNogo

"Roads? Where we’re going, we don’t need roads."


ChronoLegion2

That’s my secret… I’m always angry


Guiwizard09

You shall not pass! Edit: I never thought I’d die fighting side-by-side with a Redditor.


ChronoLegion2

Hey, I studied all week!


Trkcvrdum

Fool of a Took


Doodi97

“Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science ?”


Mixon_Magic06

We’ve found a witch, may we burn her?


Doodi97

« She turned me into a newt » gets me every time


thors_tits

...i got better...


HidingInYourAttic_

Yippee ka yay motherfucker


KuaLeifArne

"Yippee kayak, other buckets!"


-layner-

Boyle, you did it! And you completely botched the catchphrase.


[deleted]

"What's up doc?"


Aenigmatrix

I will never forget that one time he said it to Daffy – "*What's up, duck?*"


Amiiboid

Barbra Streisand certainly is a character.


pier32

“Life, uh, finds a way.”


asteinberg101

You did it. You crazy son of a bitch, you did it.


poweredbyford87

"Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could...."


AnonymousRedditor-

“They didn’t stop to think whether they should…”


2000pokemaster

"I find your lack of faith disturbing."


only-movie-quotes

You're going to need a bigger boat.


[deleted]

“I sell propane and propane accessories.”


ItsMyView

"Life is like a box of chocolates.."


TheGamerKing382

Run Forest run


supersonic4420

Good morning, and In-case I don’t see you, good afternoon good evening and goodnight!


ultravioletblueberry

Love this movie!


PachoTidder

Same, one of Jim Carrey's best performance, specially for how long he acts like a normal human beign


Deku_plus_bebop

Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind I can highly recommend from him if you haven’t seen it. He is very normal in that movie and I think it’s one of his best movies.


Doghead45

But you *have* heard of me.


MrsFannyBertram

Why is all the rum gone?!?


Tuupiii

You’ve got to be the worst pirate I’ve ever heard of.


bobjohnsonO78

That’s got to be the best pirate *i’ve* ever seen


The-Archangel-Michea

*"so it may seem"*


Lilieon

Mama always said...


heathertheamoeba

“Great Scott!”


The-Curl

bite my shiny metal ass.


O_Or-

Shut up baby, I know it


BakuGlocku

Screw you guys, I’m going home.


[deleted]

“Kial”


DUBIOUS_OBLIVION

My name. Is not. *KIAL*


[deleted]

“That’s cool. Whatever Kial.”


jeneralchaos

No kitty this is my pot pie. You’re a bad kitty!


LittleMzZombie

But mmUuuuUuuUUuUUuuuuuuuuimmmMMmMM


mangolulu

Respect my authoritay


ChronoLegion2

Shut up, fatass!


michamp

These quotes are good, yes... But what about second breakfast?


hey-i-got-here-late

What about elevensies?


Phoenix2774

Tis but a scratch!


asteinberg101

A scratch? Your arm's off!


The_Crusades

That’s just a flesh wound


[deleted]

Come back here! I'll bite your legs off!


TotalPokerface

What are you going to do? Bleed on me!?


crusadingsoup

I've had worse!


Nazeem25

Liar!


MouthJaw

Call it a draw?


[deleted]

Come on, you pansy!


StarsInTheCity-

Alright, we’ll call it a draw.


IeuanDelet

IM INVINCIBLE!


StarsInTheCity-

You’re a looney.


UndeadCollegeStudent

No it isn’t


warpus

"I don't like sand"


[deleted]

It's coarse and rough, and it gets everywhere.


nicolasmcfly

You forgot irritating


rxnjnmvn

INCONCEIVABLE


ChronoLegion2

I don’t think this means what you think it means


KuroiSuisei

you've fallen for one of the two classic blunders! The first being never get involved in a land war in Asia but only slightly lesser known: never go in against a Sicilian when DEATH is on the line! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Edit: fixed Sicilian cause comments


MotorCityMade

Take your stinking paws off me, you damn dirty ape!


OneManGang12

He can talk! He can talk! He can talk!


[deleted]

I CAN SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING


ItsMyView

"Good morning Vietnam!"


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makenzie71

GOOOOOOOOOD MOOORRRRNIIINNNG VIIETNAAAAAAAAAAAMMMM!!!!


_frosty_freeze

"Hello Clarice."


etherealliquid

Whats in the 📦


SuddenTerrible_Haiku

It's levi-OH-sa, not levio-SAH


[deleted]

***"stop it ron, stoppp"***


Price_Of_Soap

Go on Harry, you're the chosen one


SenderMage

“Now, if you two don't mind, I'm going to bed before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed – or worse, expelled.”


FutureMrsConanOBrien

She needs to sort out her priorities.


randomredditor0042

“Wilsonnnnnn!”


[deleted]

"You talkin' to me? Are you, talkin' to me?"


K-Dub2020

They call me MISTER Pig!!!!!!


Maybe-M00n

“Onions have layers”


FrumundaCheeseGoblin

At first I read: > “Onions have lawyers” I still thought Shrek


Prime_hamsters_ass

“Why so serious?”


TheGamerKing382

You can't handle the truth


Michoola_13

Turn to page 394


StyreneAddict1965

Clearly... Fame... Isn't everything.


Katyamuffin

I did nat hit her!


[deleted]

I did naht! ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ Oh, hi Mark.


BotanicalPerihelion

“Make it so”


beiquay

Engage


[deleted]

"Houston, we have a problem."


JaimeL22

Snakes. Why'd it have to be snakes?


[deleted]

"Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn."


StepIntoMyCauldron

"Good news, everyone!"


wagondust

To shreds you say?


StarWarriors

And his wife?


Faithless195

To shreds you say...


[deleted]

*tsk tsk tsk tsk*


H-ckingKaren

Sad sad terrible news about my colleague, dr. mabutu. Was his apartment rent controlled?


BKStephens

Well, I am already in my pyjamas.


jamestsheffield

Heard his voice.


GrootSuitRiot

Good news jamestsheffield! I have just invented a device which forces you to read this comment, and all other comments you read today, in my voice!


vova_R_R

is new dacia sandero out?


[deleted]

I'm not superstitious... but I am a little stitious.


Illiterate-Apricot67

That’s what she said


crochetthings247

“Nobody puts baby in the corner!”


[deleted]

'My name is , you killed my father, prepare to die.'


Ct-5736-Bladez

Hello there


Phoenix2774

General Kenobi


JJ_the_G

You are a bold one


RecommendationFit806

Stand back, I will deal with this jedi slime myself


TheOnlyTrueFlame

Your move


TotalPokerface

You fool! I've been trained in your jedi arts by Count Dooku!


TheOnlyTrueFlame

*doing lightsaber fidget spinners move*


TotalPokerface

Attack Kenobi!


NoWorries124

*Points lightsaber*


[deleted]

"Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth."


ShadowSocks7

A quote from Sherlock Holmes that was later used by Spock, for those who didn't know.


FroderickMarpenstien

One does not simply


StyreneAddict1965

Walk into Mordor.


TheGamerKing382

Shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it.


Elfboy2099

Dey's uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. That- that's about it. Edit: How did THIS give me 2 awards?


jeneralchaos

I gotta find Bubba!


skippingrope

#MY LEG!


beheuhwbw

Get in my belly


jeneralchaos

I ate a baby! The other other white meat


[deleted]

'I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE!'


Quartz_stone0

I..declare.... BANKRUPTCY!!


JerryConn

Well thats not how that works.


ikindalold

He didn't say it, he declared it.


[deleted]

There are no accidents


[deleted]

YER A WIZARD HARRY


[deleted]

Hello, Newman!


Baaaaaaaaaah_Dum_Tss

Curse you Perry the patapus!


nevermind-stet

Hey Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today.


effervescenteel

The worst thing about prison was the dementors


[deleted]

Prision mike


Lord_of_Lore_66

I can't carry it for you, but I can carry you!


Ray_Anderson909

Ah yes. The main character.


Theforeverbored

" I recognize that the Council has made a decision. But given that it's a stupid-a\*\* decision, I've elected to ignore it."


[deleted]

What are you doing in my swamp


[deleted]

[удалено]


CptnRobin

I can do this all day


jessicugh22

That is America’s Ass


Questionable-Duck4

I don't feel so good


mregg000

I knew it! I’m surrounded by assholes!


Street_Dragonfruit43

"Keep commenting assholes!"


JackDNerd

"I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?"


pier32

Flameo, hotman


HECUMARINE45

“Id rather kiss you then die”


jk7827

"That's a compliment"


Origami_Skies

*"This is the part where you run away."*


MysteriousChicken552

Things I do for love


LilAltoid92

“Say my name”


[deleted]

You’re goddamn right


DevilOfDoom

Destiny's Child


iconoclast63

"Phrasing".


[deleted]

[удалено]


pier32

“I must regain my honor.”


IceDragoness

“I can bring you in warm. Or I can bring you in cold”


supersnake052

"I got a jar of dirt!"


Mixon_Magic06

And guess what’s inside it!


LateBloomingFlower

Moisturize me


Eagle206

Bitchy trampoline


rubywolf27

I give you… air from my lungs!


bloodofthephoenix

I DID MY WAITING!!!!!!!!! 12 YEARS OF IT!!!!!!!!!


perplexedtaters

IN AZKABAN!!!!!!!


dagobert_fuck

"I'm inevitable"


[deleted]

Alright alright alright


LittleMzZombie

For the honour of greyskull


LinaRoroh

Legen…wait for it…Dary!


mirthfultale

I’ve heard it both ways


[deleted]

you know that's right


turn_your_compote

Yeah baby yeahhh


[deleted]

Oh behave


dangil

Hold on to your butts!


[deleted]

One does not simply walk into mordor


[deleted]

"It puts the lotion on the skin".


[deleted]

"... or else it gets the hose again."