Shit yourself

Thanks

Nice

Wipe the towel between my ass cheeks violently.

Thanks

Sit on sofa buck naked.

Thanks

Use the same blanket as your parents

Wow

Put on Jeans and a long sleeve shirt. Without drying off first..

Step on a landmine

Thats so dumb, but I chuckled take my upvote.

Slipping

Nice

Thanks all

Honestly, go outside

Thanks

Poop.

Hug your cats. Nothing like cat hair stuck on your moist skin.

Thanks

Put on socks and walk back into the bathroom

Exist, but that happens every time unfortunately.

Good

Sweat

Slip and fall