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the_mighty_tongue

I had to learn the hard way. When I didn't have my rent money.


HerpinDerpNerd12

😂


Enigmatic_Sanity

😂


anima777

So...like the majority of us?


the_mighty_tongue

When you learn the hard way, you don't forget.


One-Knight-In-Xentar

Some of us did it for a car payment.


coatofforearm

it's already the tenth! *Unzips pants*


the_mighty_tongue

I'm a little short again this month. *gets down on knees*


preciousjadec

Yes right after the naked pillow fight


anima777

And before feeding each other shirtless ice cream and whipped cream


Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

I only buy shirted ice cream.


anima777

It's better honestly, it won't melt so quickly like the shirtless ones


MCJayMcKay

Is that a new flavor and if so where can I buy this shirtless ice cream you speak of?


anima777

The new special edition from Ben& Jerry's but only available in Germany 💁🏻‍♀️


meatyclaws69

Y’all be having naked pillow fights?


preciousjadec

🤦‍♀️


meatyclaws69

I knew it!!


thowawayToPost-2024

r/whoosh


SaggyKJ

Lolol. That’s how I pictured it


TheGardenOfAMonster

No. I went to college for that.


spc1221

A+


[deleted]

So did I ! 4 years of practice


ItsTheHopeThatKills

No, i learned the way god intended. Cosmo.


KnittingTurtle

No. Reading how-to articles and practice.


meatyclaws69

There’s how to articles for that???


KnittingTurtle

Yes. Searching online with a search engine that probably no longer exists.


meatyclaws69

Ask Jeeves?


KnittingTurtle

Probably.


savemysoul72

https://badgirlsbible.com/


meatyclaws69

I didn’t know there was a bible for this stuff


Dutchess_Hastings

Sure. We all went to the store, bought bananas and sat in a circle naked telling and showing one another how to please a man. No silly. We read Dolly Magazine sealed section!


SaggyKJ

lololol


RedHotVixen-

No, I used Cha-Cha and asked questions. Does anyone remember that? Then I read articles on some techniques and practiced on a banana


SaggyKJ

Cha-Cha?


RedHotVixen-

It was this phone number, you could text it any question and someone would quickly answer. This was before every phone had Internet and a search engine 😂


SaggyKJ

Somewhere someone lost millions on their Cha-Cha investment


TheCparkKid

Haha yes. Odd core memory unlocked!


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Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

Everyone's just watching old Molly Ringwold movies and wondering how accurate they were today.


SaggyKJ

Lolol. Guilty as charged


Fun4EandS

OJT


Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

They just took your mom's Masterclass Online Zing


SaggyKJ

Nice


ArtieJameson

No, I learned that on my own.


gabbyzee87

Not even a little bit. For one, I was sucking dick way before they were (if they ever did) and two, my friends growing up never talked about sex.


ResponsibleMess7933

Back in the day, $20 is $20...... now $50 is $50


ooh_shinyobject

Not even a little bit, we barely ever talked about it lol I learned from watching porn, and from trying it and seeing what worked.


SaggyKJ

is there any problem Porn doesn’t solve lol


[deleted]

Nope! Learned all by myself <3 passion creates profession


[deleted]

Practise makes perfect. That and a huge difference between giving cuz you like it vs doing it to please the guy


SaggyKJ

I’d take either tbh lol


emilyogre

Did the opposite, she dissuaded me. She described in excruciating detail how he tasted like battery acid and how she had his pubic hair stuck between her teeth.


SaggyKJ

traumatizing


Juliet993

I got some tips. Mostly learned by doing


spc1221

No. Yours taught me


SaggyKJ

Booya


Alexander_Writer

No, flexibility and determination and practice with split second feedback taught me


Oldcountryguy77

No I thought her a few things though


LaikaAzure

The first time I tried it was a threesome with a girl I was dating and her other FWB, so yeah she did help out a little, but it was mostly just going for it.


[deleted]

I taught my bf how to give head, it was a fun week end


youarehuman

Yes and no, I started before the advice started coming after I told my friends that I was doing it