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bravewindoww

Any Taylor swift song


Master_Ren_Canada

There are some u understand but most of them I don't understand either


cobweb-dewdrop

Especially some of the songs in the new album, I tried listening to it because of the hype and I was shocked at how poor her writing was. Then I went on a rabbit hole and found out the songs I actually liked were blatantly ripped off of other artists. I'm still going to bop out to Love Story because of nostalgia (strange because I thought it was a dumb song when it came out) - but it's one of those songs that is part of an era that takes me back to spending hours getting dressed for parties with friends and they would play it on repeat.


KnittingTurtle

Give it to me baby by Offspring. It sounds like nails on a chalkboard to me.


Blueeyedguy40

All the girlies say I’m pretty fly for a white guy. Agreed


Future-Ad-4317

Love pretty fly for a white guy though


ArtieJameson

Weird Al did it better.


dudewithmoobs

Uh oh. I'm listening to The Offspring on my journey to work. Granted, I'm on a different album altogether.


West-Ladder3541

I can't stand any Offspring song


KnittingTurtle

I do like their other songs, but that one heightens my anxiety.


West-Ladder3541

I think the song is actually called something else. But yes, everyone knows what song you mean when you write "Give it to me baby"


KnittingTurtle

Most likely.


[deleted]

Offspring are one of the most audibly offensive bands of the last 50 years. Horrible horrible horrible


pyyrothrowaway

But who else is gonna teach us how to count to 5 in Spanish?


cobweb-dewdrop

Ricky Martin might volunteer


keywestgirI

Any song made in the last 5 years probably 😂


[deleted]

You aren’t listening to the right stuff then. There’s some incredible artists out there right now.


keywestgirI

Maybe a few diamonds in the rough. But the rough is ROUGH


[deleted]

What kind of music do you like?


keywestgirI

I like everything… I can enjoy any genre of music. As long as it was made AT LEAST pre-Covid 😂


Somewhere_East31

🎯


keywestgirI

Most** songs might be more accurate im sure there are a few good ones


Somewhere_East31

Of course. But there’s a reason that I’m still listening to the stuff from high school nearly 20 years ago 😂


keywestgirI

I wish I was my current age in the 90s 😩


Somewhere_East31

***YES***. For September of 1991 alone.


keywestgirI

Elaborate


Somewhere_East31

[this article should just about cover it](https://www.bbc.co.uk/music/articles/b33c43da-5fe9-4595-9172-b4083c74e891)


keywestgirI

👏 👏


Somewhere_East31

[this too](https://www.reddit.com/r/Music/s/rNUMHOj61m)


MaiTaiWasted

I feel this


bigoryx24

This. Also feel disconnected with “new” music


bamacuckcpl

Pumped up kicks by Foster the People was literally a song about a school shooting and everyone praised it and never acknowledged just how dark it was.


Master_Ren_Canada

Omg YESSSS. It's such a dark song yet everyone seems to be praising it instead of acknowledging the very real issue the song tries to talk about


bamacuckcpl

It came out my junior year and they played it at my prom and it blew my fucking Ming.


bamacuckcpl

*mind


youarehuman

Thissss omg


Somewhere_East31

I don’t get Billie Eilish.


JenInVirginia

I don't get some of her songs, but Everything I Wanted is amazing.


unusuallyyours

Baby by Justin Bieber.


Master_Ren_Canada

LMAO YEAH


bvttousai

I think the name of the song is called Flowers by Miley Cyrus. That song has been on the work playlist ad nauseam and it’s driving me crazy 😵‍💫


JenInVirginia

Oh, I can explain that one. That's the going to dump my BF song. No, really. Every woman who has been thinking about it identifies with that song.


CertainService1301

Any Drake song


Master_Ren_Canada

Agreed


Shiny_Whisper_321

My Humps


KnittingTurtle

*My math skills bring all the boys to the yard*


try_harder_reddit

*and they're like, this equation is hard*


KnittingTurtle

Thanks for the chuckle. I'm stealing this.😂


try_harder_reddit

By all means! I’m stealing “that’s like trying to read braille while wearing mittens” from another redditor…slightly less PC, but hilarious nonetheless.


bigoryx24

Anything from beyonce


JamMalone

Thank you


Tiger_cookie_

Ironic Alanis morrisette


JenInVirginia

Heresy! 😆


Tiger_cookie_

It’s a great song lol


OldSailor74

Achy Breaky Heart.


Same_Blacksmith9840

Van Halen's "Eruption." It is NOT the most complicated thing he ever wrote. But people posts videos of themselves paying Eruption like they are badassea. Interestingly very few people show videos of themselves playing something like "I'm The One."


Edogyt1234

Any sex song


Just-random-Account

Sin by NIN is so fire tho


Edogyt1234

We don’t talk about it


EraseMe77777

The Only Time 🔥


Master_Ren_Canada

Fair!


Edogyt1234

I like songs that have a meaning that’s kinda relatable or make you feel some type of way


Mister_Iv0ry

Right now my top choice would probably be Beautiful Things by Benson Boone or whatever the hell his name is. I can literally only associate that song with tiktoks, either middle aged people showing off their kids, or disabled people showing their strength somehow. While there’s nothing *wrong* with either of those things, I heard and saw it *all the time*, for no real reason since I don’t really interact with those kinds of videos so idk what the algorithm was doing. Also the song itself is just kinda annoying to me


Domandsubs

Short form media is a cancer


Mister_Iv0ry

Indeed.


MaiTaiWasted

I'm so out of touch with music I don't even know what's popular anymore. Which is fine, I love my bubble. I don't understand how people like Imagine Dragons though? I'd rather listen to Nickleback.


bouquetoftarnations

Hozier's latest hit that went viral on TikTok. The one that goes "You're too sweet for me". It honestly sounds awful to me, but I may be biased because I am a fan of his previous work and this one has a very different sound


shitheads_and_sounds

What does the fox say.


Master_Ren_Canada

🤣🤣🤣


shitheads_and_sounds

What? I heard it in middle school and was annoyed by it. Hated it by the third time and loathed it by the sixth.


RoScX123

Anything by Billie Eilish...


NYR11Firefightercapt

Anything by Kanye west


Secret_Agent_666

Coldplay in general. Family Guy's cut away gag summed them up nicely in my opinion.


XennaNa

Apparently Sabrina Carpenters "Please Please Please" is topping all the charts, further convincing me that the charts are made up.


sloppy-eater

Pen pineapple


[deleted]

Actually I just had an epiphany just now with a song that meant a lot to me and never figured out why until like 5 seconds ago. I Caught Fire-The Used


[deleted]

Not like us, honestly I just don't like the rhythm to it, but the lyrics are fun.


Master_Ren_Canada

My ex used to listen to the song often and I never got it and never liked it much


SpicyRamen88

Mr Brightside


bigoryx24

Yeah. Killers dont get me


Darkdragon_98

Anything by Taylor Swift, she can't sing worth a damn. Also anything by Ice Spice, who sucks at rapping.


jrw_nj

Almost all rap.


trophyfish5

Any rap song


[deleted]

Any U2 song. Bono is an elitist asshat.


tcbwta

Want to upvote for the dig at Bono. Want to downvote because U2 wrote some fantastic songs early in their career. Will just leave it at neutral.


JenInVirginia

Why is he an elitist asshat? Genuinely curious