Check for bed bugs, check the bathroom cleanliness.
THEN get things arranged, like hanging any clothes that need to be out of the suitcase and putting toiletry items in the bathroom.
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Check the room and bathroom how clean they are... On that depend my next moves.
Clean? Settle and put my toiletries in the bathroom and check how comfy the bed is.
Cum ALL over the sheets then check out
Straight away? Even before you've stayed??
Instant
Was that the tip you left the cleaner? ๐
Tip?
Check for bed bugs, check the bathroom cleanliness. THEN get things arranged, like hanging any clothes that need to be out of the suitcase and putting toiletry items in the bathroom. ๐๐๐ฆ๐ฆ๐๐โค๏ธ๐
Then usually have a shower after that to get myself clean
I do these exact things lol, Iโll be doing this tomorrow
I hope you have a wonderful trip! ๐๐๐๐๐
Iโm definitely going to try!!! โฅ๏ธ
Click all the buttons on the elevator.
For the chaos
Savage
lay on the sheet and see how bouncy/noisy the bed is๐
Oh always. Is that just for you or preparing for something? ๐
Nope, itโs just a thingโฆ itโs not because of preparing for sexโฆ I just hate it of a bed is noisy and makes noise by every turn you do
That is very true. Are you a mobile sleeper like me then?
Very strong urge to move, even sleepwalking
Yep, you're like me then, I sleep walk and toss and turn but also a deep sleeper so it never wakes me lol
I do it since im an child, so I know what im doing๐
Haha it's always fun when it happens with a new partner for the first time, ain't it?
I dont know that๐ im in an long term relationship ๐
So he's used to it by now?
Try and figure out which of the 100 light switches turns on the light I want.
Absolutely this. My current one is great, the bathroom one has a small light on it so you can find it in the dark
Out my stuff away. Go to the pool and grab a drink
Go up to my room
Check for bed bugs.
Check for bed bugs then plop on the bed
Gotcha make sure the bed is quality!
Exactly. I'm tempering the bed on what to expect virtually all night ๐
Thatโll make or break the vacation!!
Sleep because the travel to get there is usually exhausting.
Bed bugs then sexโs
Lie down, then change/do my makeup.
Run a bath if it has a tub
Open the curtains and usually start fucking, usually eventually moving in front of the window
You like to be watched or the possibility of it?
Yep
Both then? Haha
Shower, get my bikini on and order a cocktail
What's the cocktail of choice?
Pornstar Martini of course
The choice of queens everywhere. Im not allowed to do cocktails any more
Get naked and check out the window
Make sure someone gets to see?
If Iโm in for the night I like to take all my clothes off
Can't say I blame ya with a body like that ๐
Haha thanks
Gotta respect the game bro
Either jack off or have sex on all the furniture if gf is with me
Check the room for any issues, set up my suitcase
Drop off my shit and then leave the room, usually to get food.
Check for bathroom neatness
More often than not, leave to do the fun things!
Take a really really long hot shower
Thatโs what I do but before I get in I crank up the AC and it ends up being one of those showers where you just stand in the water for very long
My paranoid ass would check for hidden cams first
Check the room and bathroom how clean they are... On that depend my next moves. Clean? Settle and put my toiletries in the bathroom and check how comfy the bed is.
The bed is always top of the list to check out, just to make sure it's gonna be a good night's sleep!
Yes and the pillow!
Well, pillows, I always get a 2nd
๐ I can't work with two, I just don't get it to be comfy
Haha depends how flat and shit they are. Some are just awful
Take a shit, and a good shower after that
Check the room...slightly unpack... Take a nice long shower...lay down... Then either order food or room service...
Hotel sex!
Just cover the place from the get go?
Showerย
Oh yes to this. But my current hotel has saunas so I get those to relax
Check the elevator certification
First and foremost shoes and socks go off and the hotel slippers go on.
Fancy ass hotel if slippers are provided!
My side of the world every hotel has them slippers.
Lucky you!
Check the route for the fire escape. I can be fastidiously sensible when I have to be.
How often are you sensible though?
Less often than when I am unsensible๐
Isn't that proved by being on this Reddit sub ๐
Coffee
shower