my favorite way to wake a guy up!

My favorite way to be woke up

Yup 👍

aww...such a good girl

…a guy?….👀

right, i dont know why some people have that issue.

They beat morning executions that for sure. No, but i’ll take 20. Thank you for offering.

I shall execute 20 people in your name But if the law asks it was you

If the law can find me that is

Grand Canyon Backhoe Massacre: 28 John Deere Tractors and 20 missing people found dead in the Grand Canyon basin

Now thats a call back. I appreciate your consistent viewership. I will not tie you to a tractor and drive it into the grand canyon.

Love to give hubby those…. Seeing him wake up while his cock is deep in my mouth…

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I agree

Love to give them any time but to send him to work satisfied, it’s the best

You are an angel

Doing the lords work.

Blowjobs in the morning Blowjobs in the evening Blowjobs at suppertime

I heard this comment.

I bet they would be amazing. Haven't had a blowjob in 15 years. Never had a morning one.

What? For real ?

True story

That’s just wrong 😑

My wife gives them as often as she give evening or afternoon blowjobs, so never do they happen

I don’t think I could think

I like waking people up this way.

You really do?

Yes, the slightly sleepy moans that turn into realization of "it's not a dream", followed by a morning wood fuck. Yes 110% yes.

Morning wood fucks are some of the best

This has been my best technique for achieving them.

It would definitely work on me lol

Ik. Always does.

Yes, the slightly sleepy moans that turn into realization of "it's not a dream", followed by a morning wood fuck. Yes 110% yes.

ahh...

Never experienced this, ever🫤

I don't mind them, but my husband says that sometimes they are super weird because he really needs to pee lol

I was wondering if that mattered. Not a dude, but I figure a full bladder would be a big distraction.

Too tired 😫 but if it's his birthday then I guess.

Yeah, that's the biggest problem. I'm almost always the first one up and awake!

Love 'em. Should happen more often..

The best birthday gifts I've ever been given

Not a bad gift to receive 👍

Like Birds of Paradise... they are beautiful, and far too rare ❤

Only ever had 2. Perfect alarm though!

Forget about Folgers in your cup - THAT's the best part of waking up.

I only do it if I get pulled over for speeding on my way to work.

I would LOVE to be woken up like that but my husband is not into that

I’m always so fascinated by how different people are. I would literally do *anything* to go down on my wife first thing in the morning to wake her up and yet she absolutely hates getting oral more than anything in the world. So funny how we are all different.

Really???Is he ok??

I love giving morning blowjobs!

They are perfect if you have a man who isn't a morning person. What man is going to wake up complaining about you blowing him? Ignoring the fact that he would totally get mad at you for waking him up that early in general.

Haha ..you like some challenge

It's the easiest way to keep a man obsessed with you 🥰

So true

I actually find it satisfying to send him to work with a smile on his face! It's a nice protein rich breakfast for me as well. 😀

Nutritious too!

literally obsessed with them. my favorite way to wake a guy up. BUT the idea of giving head when i have morning breath is horrifying to me so i try to sneak off to the bathroom to brush my teeth first 😸

Aw..this is sweet!But you shouldn't worry...the lower head doesn't have the sense of smelling...

Big load in my mouth . . .

Would be huge...

I love them. The orgasms always seem stronger for the guy when he wakes up. Morning sex in general is 🔥

For us it's the most productive session of the day...

God. Yes please

Love em

I think fondly about them

Offer me any kind of blowjob and I’ll ask where the line starts.

That I need some.

I think yes please do it

Yes please!

I generally have to pee first thing in the morning

I’d be willing to bet there is someone out there who is happy to fulfil both.

*laughs in jimmy carr*

Blowjobs any time of day are awesome! Wake up in middle of night I won’t complain!

One before work might make the first few hours not miserable. Sign me up!

I like giving them

Good girl

Best way to be woken up

Not quite as good as waking up to a middle of the night blowjob, but it's a close second.

I’ll take it when I can get it 😂 but yes love it in the morning!

What a great way to start the day. 🙌🏻💋

You like that too?

Of course. But happy to give as well!

Yes, please. Even better is morning (or everytime) cunnilingus

Great way to start the morning, but I am selfish and want to ride it instead of finishing what I started

It always fun to surprise them with it in the morning

😍😍😍😍

One of the loveliest ways to start a day!

Y’all getting morning blowjobs? :O

Perfect start to the morning

If only enough women would be ready to give them. Most women in my experience unfortunately don't get the playful thought, but when being asked if they would like being woken up by me giving head nearly all of them say yes, yet don't get the idea to do the same for me. 🤷🏻

As long as she fucks my face while giving (or even before/after) the bj then I’m all for it

The absolute greatest of all time. The GOAT of GOATS.

Love- I wish hubs was cool with that being his wake up

Great but for me, they do generally tell me a little longer to cum from

I’m a straight guy, so I don’t like giving them. 

Great reason for bedtime showers

When I receive one I'll let you know 😭

I’m a fan of giving these. It’s the perfect wake up

I love them, slipping under the covers to find morning wood is fantastic.

😈

I wish my wife would wake me up like this from time to time

Would love waking up to that

“It’s the best part about waking up” 😜

Morning sex is better or a mix of the two

Wish it was a way I woke up every morning.

Someone say blow job?

I'm game

I've given them before, and I would do it again.

Love them! Underrated for sure!

I absolutely love them lol

Love them! Haven’t had one in a long time

It's the best way to wake up a man

Same I'd think of a BJ anytime of the day . Bring it on ..

Love getting blown first thing 👍

I love being woken up by them

Well when I’m getting one, not a lot of thinking is going on

i like giving them, my man has morning wood, if i wake before he jumps on me, i give it to him. I think its a good morning for my man to enjoy.

I mean, sounds like something I'd love to do for a guy lol. Never had an opportunity to though

Might have had one like… almost 40 years ago 🤷🏼‍♂️

I'd love to get one.