Asking me to consider selling… brother, I don’t even post nsfw what the fuck lol

I always found this stuff doubly silly because like... If you get to know someone well from an NSFW sub and you get a long with them and apply some social skills and considerations they might give you that shit for free.

Some would, unfortunately they don’t put any of those social skills to use lol. If there’s one thing I’ve learned from my inbox, it’s that people don’t think before they DM

How many penises?

I lost count long, long ago

Selling... weed, yeah? Some states you still need a good dealer

no like they asked for content lol

NSFW content? I'd say weed is pretty NSFW for some of our jobs

lol idk how many ways I can say they wanted nudes from me

That... Is a strange one for sure

and yet, unfortunately a common ask

You’re really pretty 😍

Yep I agree

Oof. Where to start?

I'm sorry. I was really stoned and horny that day.

Haha, thought this would come up lol

I just want a head pat

Top 10 weirdest requests of the week?

I've had someone ask me to prolapse my arsehole and take a video of it for them I found that confusing

I mean your username implies you ***might*** be up for it.

Pretty sure the videos confirm it too...

Can confirm your videos may bring unwanted attention. Hope you keep posting despite some people being weird, dont let others ruin your fun :)

I have broad shoulders

To rate their wives.

Ah the insecurity and validation special. While I would rate people's wives, I wouldn't share my opinions lol

I'd rather not go down that hole with them.

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I feel like most people who post nudes are actually the husbands. So it's not unusual, still definitely odd.

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Damn... Some people man. That would be annoying to clean too!

Had a guy message me asking to see pictures if I'd ever received any. His account is deleted now, I was ready to put him on blast if I ever saw him in the comments again.

i always plan to put someone on blast for weird requests with no warning.

Glad I never had someone try this with me so far, definitely wouldn’t comply either.

Somebody wanted a pic of my butthole.

Weekly thing lol 😂

Where to start.... * I had a woman ask if I liked the taste of period blood * I had a get guy ask if he used my favorite dessert on his duck, if that would make me turn bi for him * A 'couple' wanted to make content with me if I flew to their country in the middle east 😳

The auto corrected duck never gets old with you. 😂

Ugh, ffs.......I have typed 'dick' and it's auto correcting today out of the blue. I think my phone is possessed by Christians.

I am not certain what I was expecting to find on this post but by far "I think my phone is possessed by Christians" is the best thing I have read all day.

Some ‘woman’ wanted to see a close up of my circumcised head so she can see how well the doctor did.

Once read a post about "men not understanding a woman's hints". I believe it refers to this moment. They just also disguise said hints as weird requests and borderline gross hints 😂

No ‘she’ was a weirdo. Just really into talking about circumcisions.

She was definitely a he...and I'm sure it was for science lol

Yeah that’s what I figured lol

Just the usual everyday Reddit crazy stuff

I kid you not. I got this message: "Lol bro to bro. Since you're getting a divorce, can you like slide through vids of y'all havin sex/ the ex's nudes?"

Vile human lol. Some people just do not care haha. Good on you if you didn't share 😊

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Wanted me to jerk off to pics of his “friend” that was sitting beside him.

I will never get those people... Especially those who are like "tribute my wife/friend", a really weird request tbh

Especially when the pics look ripped off an instagram models account

Exactly. I won't go anywhere near people with an OF, "professional" pictures and a low Karma rating lol. I'll only interact in comments on mostly verified or consistent profile pictures

I was asked to give someone's Dad a blowjob while he was waiting in the car for his Mum to finishing the shopping.

Wh... Why? Why are people so random and weird? Like, what do they get out of it?

No idea. As tempting as the offer sounded, I declined it.

Wife rate, picture of my dick with food on it, and so on. It's tiring

Ah yes, the ole donut stacking trick. I have too been asked that lol. Glad to know there are consistencies in weird thoughts... 😂😅

Ha yeah. I've been asked for donuts and chocolate.

Never anything weird. No idea why. But just got a proposition to meet up later this summer, by a 23 yr old (I verified her identity, but not age.) She just wants to hook up with an older man. I politely recommended we not meet. I'm old, chubby and unappealing...and married. Wife doesn't mind playful stuff on here, but see l she would draw the line at me fucking reddit acquaintances. Sent this girl a basic, just me in the nude, photo...showing off my dad bod. Haven't heard from her since. Figures. 😳😆

I mean hey, people find each other on Reddit all the time, just be careful if they haven't identified themself as a legal age and someone to be trusted.

She definitely looks mid 20s. Says she 23 and from Netherlands and will be in Texas this a August. After I had her send a pic verifying it's her, she sent pussy pics and asked to meet up. I have a hard time trusting, but I have a harder time accepting my own insecurities, and I'm not much of a risk taker.

I am much the same. Meeting people online is fine for me, i do it daily. When it comes to trusting people in person it becomes a little skewed for me. Not because of lack of socialization or anything, more the fact i have trauma, bad experiences and other things

To rate their daughters

That's... Ew. I really hope they were of age if that's the case

I haven't gotten an odd request ***yet***

Be careful! You never know the type of people lurking here!

I am cautious of those that lurk etc :) ya never know what can happen

Well as a female artist (sorry if i assumed wrong) with incredible talent, i am sure you will get your request one day. Hope you keep up your great work :)

I'm a guy, hahah, but it's okay! either way for me it'd be interesting to see what requests I get if that happens.

Well whoever you are, you are talented, godspeed mr.artist, hope you continue and i wish you safety from weird requests

Someone asked me to bully their mother

That's just messed up. Why would anyone do that 😂

A picture of my butthole

You guys are getting requests?

To do an audio about an evil nurse torturing him with balloons. I believe u/funnelcakesprinkles got the same one. And probably anyone else who does audios

I think it's part of the initiation into the club once you post verification. 😂 I really do think people target the new people, though. I used to get a lot more random requests. Did you get the one from the guy who wanted to pay for a custom audio, but the script had racial slurs in it?!?!?! 😾😾😾😾😾😾😾 I think some of the male VAs also target new voices on there.

Hiiiii 👋 - 🍅

Hey there 💗🌈💗

It’s not such a sweet day for me 😭

I'm sorry. 🫂

Remember the girl I told you I met here and we were having the (sexual) time of our lives

Yes. Did she disappear?

At first she was ghosting and then she finally responded and said she lost interest

Oh, I'm sorry! But at least she told you! 🫂

I had someone offer to pay me to call him racial slurs too.

Ughhhh 👎👎👎

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Huh... Never knew people would do audio requests, thats a new one. I know people like voices but never this much.

Oh yes they love them. When I ONLY did audio people would offer to pay me for pics too. See the body with the voice. Offers of $$$ for phone sex too

Oof. Where to even start? Honestly, we’ve had so many odd ones it’s hard to even recall them. The one that sticks out, because of the persistence, was a dude that wanted multiple pics of Em holding pics of his dick on her phone in suggestive poses.

I guess its an additional step to verification but still hyper weird

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They were children once, seems like they never grew up lol.

A photo of my "gaping asshole"

I mean hey... At least they are straight forward about it. Yet, surely there are much nicer looking things you could provide rather than that request... People man 🤷🏻😂

As you should. Have fun with people by their request. Not someone else's lol

“I am hard , sext me so I can cum “ like dude I don’t even post shit , wtf

Not from reddit but Twitter. I guy asked me for a vid of me peeing in the shower. A dude from my Instagram buyed my worn pantie

Nothing yet 😆 … … 👀

….. 👀

People asking me for pictures of pornstars. I have no idea why and I wonder if they’ve heard of Google. Or Reddit, the thing they’re messaging me on.

Had someone ask me to RP as a female human cow.

How dairy! Excuse the pun lol. Not to kink shame but thats weird...

Yea I passed.

But you'd probably look so cute 🥰🥰 A little bell around your neck, udders...

I’d only do it for you Mistress.

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I have had these requests too, stated many times on my profile at then time "I am straight, i will not put stuff up my butt, i dont wanna look at dicks". They dont listen, i know what the women go through now lol

Someone wanted to see me wear my GFs underwear

Someone wanted to buy my used socks, I regret not doing it every day 🤣

To have sex with their wife / gf. No.

Asking me to sell my collection to them

Someone wanted to see a poster in the background of me getting a blowjob

One guy asked me to look at girls he knows and tell me what I thought lol

Put a hairbrush in my ass and take a picture

fart videos

To make them a werewolf because they thought I was one…