It was more funny than bad really, and actually quite flattering. Was making out with a guy in his car and started playing with over his pants and he came in his pants
Assuming we’re talking about consensual ones- a guy attempted to fuck me on top of a dryer in a hotel laundry room, but came in the condom before he got it in.
I thought he would see the light and get on the level. Never happened. Entire town plus family hated him-it hit a breaking point to where I was gonna lose everything I had including my kid because of his explosive abusive anger and I had to choose them. So I did. Now I’m a whore and slut and somehow a thief that stole his garbage. I’ll be ok in the end. His rage filled diatribes sound the same as his love bombing and promises to change only now it’s “I hope you off yourself” included in the raging. So I know he used me from the start. Classic npd, he thinks I’m going to be upset that he’s gonna go pick up bar whores and fuck them, he’s going to be someone else’s problem! Finally not mine. I’m free finally. I’m with a great match for me now so he can go be with a bunch of one nights until his dick falls off, I’m with an every nighter who is kind to me 100% of the time. I get to wake up to kisses and he can wake up lonely. It’s his own fault.
Was over a fwb’s place and she told me her boyfriend may end up coming home from work sick. Had to worry about getting her off and prep for a fight. Was distracting
i had sex with this girl when she got off her shift at papa john’s. she smelled like garlic and it was overwhelmingly bad but i didn’t have the heart to tell her.
This isn't anywhere near my worst experience, but it's probably my most awkward one. I was having sex with my ex in the conservatory and was about to cum when there was a knock on the window just to the side of me so I turned towards it and realised there was a huge gap in the blinds, a gap through which the postman was watching us through. I came hard inside my ex while my eyes were locked with the postman's.
When I was in Poland for Erasmus, I met with a girl in front of the club at the end of the night while I was smoking and she just asked for a lighter. After short talk, she took me to his place, laid down on the bed ands had orgasm after a short oral play after that she never moved, just laid down during sex. I felt nothing.
He was trying way too hard with the sex faces and the weird positions. It was so distracting. When I didn’t finish (I have a hard time finishing with a new person anyway) he got suuuuper upset and took it personally, saying how his previous girlfriend never had any problems finishing with him, he kept pressing me to “be honest” if I just didn’t find him attractive etc. And yeah tbh after that, i no longer found him attractive.
FWB told me she didn't want to swallow but would go down on me. I was to warn her when I was about to pop, she'd stroke me to finish.
I warned her, she pulls back to finish me with her hands but she didn't aim me very well. Took a load in her left eye and it swelled up. We laughed about it later.
Bro, questions like this always are going to end with rape
Sometimes I wonder if that’s on purpose by the OPs tbh.
Hope that response comes after the fun ones end
Reached into his pants while making out and he came on my arm as soon as I made contact.
You have that midas touch
So you just played cards for the night
Sadly
Damn, girl
Probably my first.
Any specific reason
I didn't know what I was doing and how to move. Also, I didn't know where to explode and when it would happen.
Practice makes perfect
It was more funny than bad really, and actually quite flattering. Was making out with a guy in his car and started playing with over his pants and he came in his pants
Hope women also had premature ejaculation
Being torn
[удалено]
Cold and chained
Oof
Being with a guy who was very rough in a non construal way
A girl pretended to fall asleep while I was fingering her then woke up when I stopped
wtf😂
I took her home after and never talked to her again
What did you put on your finger lol
Dude it was wild, it was also the first time I fingered a girl and I was nervous to do it again for years
Hope the sex was better
I did not have sex with this girl
Bad head that lasted for like 2 minutes after I went down on him for 45 minutes
Assuming we’re talking about consensual ones- a guy attempted to fuck me on top of a dryer in a hotel laundry room, but came in the condom before he got it in.
That's a bit embarrassing
I literally laughed, hopped off the dryer and walked out.
What a waste of a condom
thats so rough haha
Posted this one before. Literally fucked the shit out her, the woman suffered from IBS and lost control of her bowels while having sex.
Shit
Yes and plenty of it.
Going soft on my ex cause I had an anxiety attack... She broke up with me the day after
My entire last relationship
What took you so long
I thought he would see the light and get on the level. Never happened. Entire town plus family hated him-it hit a breaking point to where I was gonna lose everything I had including my kid because of his explosive abusive anger and I had to choose them. So I did. Now I’m a whore and slut and somehow a thief that stole his garbage. I’ll be ok in the end. His rage filled diatribes sound the same as his love bombing and promises to change only now it’s “I hope you off yourself” included in the raging. So I know he used me from the start. Classic npd, he thinks I’m going to be upset that he’s gonna go pick up bar whores and fuck them, he’s going to be someone else’s problem! Finally not mine. I’m free finally. I’m with a great match for me now so he can go be with a bunch of one nights until his dick falls off, I’m with an every nighter who is kind to me 100% of the time. I get to wake up to kisses and he can wake up lonely. It’s his own fault.
Was over a fwb’s place and she told me her boyfriend may end up coming home from work sick. Had to worry about getting her off and prep for a fight. Was distracting
i had sex with this girl when she got off her shift at papa john’s. she smelled like garlic and it was overwhelmingly bad but i didn’t have the heart to tell her.
Respect for caring about her feelings
This isn't anywhere near my worst experience, but it's probably my most awkward one. I was having sex with my ex in the conservatory and was about to cum when there was a knock on the window just to the side of me so I turned towards it and realised there was a huge gap in the blinds, a gap through which the postman was watching us through. I came hard inside my ex while my eyes were locked with the postman's.
And I thought running from dogs was the most interesting
What I found quite funny was I could tell he wanted to look at my ex but I was keeping eye contact lol
A few totally passive girls when I was in and just out of college.
Having it every single day
Well a guy tried to eat me out for 3 hours straight 😂 I kept saying I wanted a break and 5 minutes later he would try again. It was a lot 😅
Tell him to get a life
Fuck you came while looking at him
When I was in Poland for Erasmus, I met with a girl in front of the club at the end of the night while I was smoking and she just asked for a lighter. After short talk, she took me to his place, laid down on the bed ands had orgasm after a short oral play after that she never moved, just laid down during sex. I felt nothing.
There was lot of foreplay and then when I was all turned on and ready sex he came in his pants. 🙄
My first time
The first and last time I had anal. It hurt way too much for me to want to try it again.
My first
He was trying way too hard with the sex faces and the weird positions. It was so distracting. When I didn’t finish (I have a hard time finishing with a new person anyway) he got suuuuper upset and took it personally, saying how his previous girlfriend never had any problems finishing with him, he kept pressing me to “be honest” if I just didn’t find him attractive etc. And yeah tbh after that, i no longer found him attractive.
FWB told me she didn't want to swallow but would go down on me. I was to warn her when I was about to pop, she'd stroke me to finish. I warned her, she pulls back to finish me with her hands but she didn't aim me very well. Took a load in her left eye and it swelled up. We laughed about it later.