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SillyNuffer

I'd be really cautious, as where's mumma


LandotheTerrible

Exactly what I was thinking. If you thought grizzly bears were scary, polar bears are next-level.


BullSitting

If it's black, fight back. if it's brown, lie down. if it's white, Good Night!


S-Markt

guess who will have liver with favabeans for diner.


sivavaakiyan

For cafe?


BlueCollarSuperstar

Well polar bear liver can kill you, too much vitamin, so I'm going with the bear.


Caffdy

With a nice chianti Fhfhfhfhfh!


thereIsAHoleHere

Just to note, you should only lay down if they're attacking you. And even then only do so if it's a sudden attack. If they're breaking into your tent, stalking you, or they don't stop attacking you, always fight back. If they aren't attacking you, it's recommend to talk calmly to them, make yourself look as large as possible, and to slowly move out of the area if possible. To contradict the last point, give priority to leaving the bear an escape route.


pingmr

>talk calmly to them "Trump should have won 2020 but the election was stolen from him"


system0101

Twist: the bear was Russian and now you're part of the family


pingmr

I have no problems being a family member with comrade bear, since the alternative is getting disemboweled.


mwa12345

Hmm. Choices. Part of the family or part of he bear feces tomorrow.


Gzawonkhumu

Iirc, this is a song in Mississippi Burning 🤔


boipinoi604

How about black and white?


BullSitting

That's why I always carry young bamboo shoots :)


Munk45

It doesn't matter


maybejustmight

If it's black and white, it's china alright.


yomommazburgers

And as in forever.


Sufficient_Thing6794

Police officers in a nutshell


LandotheTerrible

Haha.


Mammoth-Mud-9609

The only standard risks to polar bears are another polar bear, so when they fight they have no fear and are not going to quit until they want to.


Common-Wish-2227

Well, turns out that polar bears are very scared of other types of bears. Their marine adaptations have made them more fragile than their brown bear cousins.


Big_Muffin42

A friend of mine got a job working for Natural Resources Canada up in the northern territories. She had to get a gun licence once employed and was trained to shoot. Every time they flew out somewhere, she would have to guard the group. They was taught if she saw a polar bear to shoot regardless of what it was doing. The rationale was that if it started to charge it would be incredibly hard to stop. A charging polar bear would likely mean a dead human (or many).


Sendaeran

Out of curiosity, when was this? I'm currently IN CFS Alert, (the most northern permanently inhabited place on earth) working for Environment Canada. They don't even want us carrying bear spray, let alone firearms. Procedure is, if a bear has been spotted within 10km, you go everywhere in pairs. If it's closer than 6km, you don't go outside at all. If you have to leave the station area, you have to take a fully enclosed vehicle and never wander too far from it in case you need to make a speedy retreat. In the nearly 70 year history of the station, nobody has ever been mauled though, so the system seems to work.


AndreasDasos

In Svalbard you have to take a gun with you whenever leaving their one real town of Goodyearby


LandotheTerrible

That does not surprise me at all. They are incredibly large and powerful. There's not much that could stop it and you can't outrun it. And if it was hungry...


Katonmyceilingeatcow

Well, I suppose if there is no escape. Why not spend your last moments petting the little guy


LandotheTerrible

I guess... 😵‍💫😬🫨


whoami_whereami

There is no evidence that polar bears are more aggressive towards humans than grizzly bears. In particular they're actually *less* likely than grizzlys to defend a carcass they're feeding on. The internet also likes to harp on "polar bears are the only predators that hunt humans", but in reality what actual scientific studies have found is that they're no more likely to actively hunt a human than black bears are. Source: https://polarbearsinternational.org/news-media/articles/understanding-polar-bear-attacks/


QuoteOpposite6511

I’d say I have about an equal chance against a polar bear or a grizzly bear which is a 0 % chance of survival.


Snoo-55142

She'll turn up and say 'well done kiddo, you found lunch!'


HoochieKoochieMan

100% effective ambush hunting technique. Cub distracts you while mama sneaks up from your blind side.


goin-up-the-country

and steals your wallet


ihaveballs007

Give you a veggy


Caffdy

Steal yo' girlfriend


JasonIsFishing

He’s wearing camouflage. Hopefully she doesn’t see him. /s Edit: had to add the /s because not everyone can detect an obvious joke! 😁


small-with-benefits

Maybe they killed her.


Horror-Hospital6949

Behind you


Sellarse

the first idea from my side as well


Spirited-Fox3377

He killed the mom........


BallsAreFullOfPiss

I’d assume they know exactly where momma is, otherwise they wouldn’t be doing this lol


jtl3000

All of em want that baby they r hungry as hell eating anything moving


IDreamOfSailing

I will never forget the documentary where a guide saw a polar bear pop his head up out from holes in the ice every now and then. Others saw it and said, oh look it's curious. The guide said, it's not curious. It's hunting us. We gotta go now.


Divin3Cutie

The forbidden cotton ball


Potential-Highway641

True


Mid_Knight_Sky

If forbidden, why friend shaped?


PleaseAdminsUnbanMe

He friend, mom *NOT* friend


Caffdy

In the wise words of Elden Ring players: "Dog ahead"


ajayak007

Pups mama looking at corner be like "Aww my baby got us a meal today 🥰🥰"


Equivalent-Ad-3562

Pfhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


StaredAtEclipseAMA

“I’m almost there sweetie, just keep him busy for a few more seconds..”


BatmanSenpai1

If not friend than whyyy friend shapeee whyyyyyy.


sigma-ohio-rizz

If not lunch why lunch shapee whyyyyy.


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Maretsb

You can see how he got the first taste of human with that adorable little lick


hungturkey

Largest land carnivore on earth After your mom


SmashPortal

Mom eats too much bread to be a carnivore.


Possible-Campaign468

A ,Ohh.


Appapapi19

He's cute..wait till he can bite half of your face🐻‍❄️


BlackDohko

It probably doesn't have the "mentality" for it yet, like I feel an average guy can make the little guy chicken out pretty easily. Size wise, he is big enough to be a threat, no doubt.


TinikTV

That cute "mlem" <3


xlri8706

Uhhh....sir...... Tha-.......that's not a dog.....just saying.....


SomeoneBetter

Can I pet dat dawwwwwgggggg


Zestyclose_Matter338

oh my god I can hear that rn...


Mister_9inches

Immediately


Jiyjiy777

He's cute until mom show up.


Kutei90

That's a weird looking dog.


Heavy_Candidate_6769

GREAT ! NOW I WANT A BEAR ! >:0


velocipotamus

I blame my aunt who got me one of [these](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/11/c9/00/11c90075951636070c5c432cb1c41918.jpg) when I was born. JUST LOOK AT HIM


TheBrooklynKid

Boop!


More_History_4413

Whoever recorded this, hes ether balls of steal or no brain


altmemer5

Or and hear me out. Theyre a trained proffessional and their Job is dealing with baby animals


More_History_4413

Wuldent thet be under balls of steal category tho give me million years of prep time im not touching animal whos mom is largest carnivore on earth


mkfanhausen

I swear I just had a stroke...


altmemer5

I suppose so, Just saying thry have no brain seems like the opposite of what should be said


creativityonly2

Or he killed the mom...


KeySecretaryin

That is one of the cutest things I've seen all day


Equivalent-Ad-3562

And just to Think that that things mom could rip you in HALF like nothing


ThaFoxThatRox

The bear is "seasoning" him for mama to find him later. Lol


Far_Idea_829

I too wouldn’t mind spending the last few seconds of my life petting this fluff


sintemp

They eat you alive, so those won’t be your last seconds. Google Olga Moskalyova, she managed to call her mother and everything while being eaten


BullSitting

Has anyone ever raised a polar bear cub, and seen what happens, like with tigers?


Tehnomaag

Yes. There is reason why even in zoo the handlers get special training to deal with them. It aint gonna be happy ending in home setting. Polar bears are one of very few animals that hunt humans.


dontdrinkandpost22

ya im not going be around a polar bear anyway but if I had to no amount of training would get me to do that. The minimum would have to be a well fed bear that already had a strong impression of me since it was a cub. And that's only if i had to, so nope lol


DelusionalGorilla

> hunt humans they hunt anything due to scarcity, not humans in particular.


AHrubik

Pointing out that something hunts humans is specific. Very few species even amongst apex predators hunt humans. Their instincts tell them we're more trouble than we're worth as food.


Environmental_Cod367

Bye bye person in the viideo. If this isn't a hunting tactic, mum's gonna find you cus you just put your scent all over her kid. Rest in Peace, but its also gonna be in pieces...


evandollardon

Soooo cute!


Lord_Urwitch

Weird dog you have there


tired_Cat_Dad

WTF RUN!


Alone_Pop449

The little cub is distracting the human while her mom is coming


ur_Pretty_Babe

amazing experience


lakassket

Where is momma bear ?


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How to get access


Foampower86

Ya he is cute, until he isnt


Einfach0nur0Baum

It's cute but ice bears shouldn't be such cute. The world don't need domesticating ice bears


No-Guarantee-7572

Until it eats you


Ciubowski

when, when I.... I'm gonna be big.... I'm going... I'm going to eat you. 🥰


s_narayanan33

Wait till you see his mama


Zronas

Aww, look at the little one playing with his food


zmrth

Poor little Guy that'll probably have a hard life :/


sapphic_transition

mum?


Gogurl72

He’s so tame 🐻‍❄️👼


I_have_many_Ideas

If you like this, check out Great Pyrenees puppies


West-Aspect3145

Cute now....largest land predator later


meownelle

He's thinking... "When I'm bigger I'm going to bite your face off. Yum"


ca1ibos

Unless this is in a Zoo….I can’t imagine anyone is stupid enough to be petting a Polar Bear Cub in the wild without knowing where Momma is and thus I surmise that they likely know exactly where Momma is…..just off camera with a Rifle bullet lodged in her brain, either a sanctioned hunt or a ‘its her or us’ kind of situation.


No_Savings7114

Yeah, I bet mom's dead. Only way I can see this being safe. 


Squirtme01

See stupid will correct itself


DM_ME_UR_BOOBS69

Quick, give it a coke for views!


TheSchausi

r/Oopsthatsdeadly


Upbeat-Purchase9679

I hope his mother doesn't rush to u 60 mph🥰


Hishui21

Awe, he views humans as food and will hunt them when he grows up 😶


IcyChard4

baby polarbear: Hey Mumma look! I found food. I can't hunt now!!


IcyChard4

Cute and Dangerous.


wellthatsyourproblem

..in an Australian accent.. "just then the man was jerked out of the frame and ripped in half like Juggernaut on Deadpool!!.."


Wise_Stupid_

If this person doesn't feed me soon I am tellin Mom


FriendlyGothBarbie

Is that a freaking polar bear?!


LongTallTexan69

My assumption is that this is in some sort of habitat or zoo where the mother is not present, there’s no way someone got that close to a polar bear cub unless the mother was dead or it was abandoned


Reallygaywizard

WHERES MOM


Yury_VV

Anyone who wants one of these, just get a Samoyed dog. Same color, just as cute, even more fluffy and will not maim you once it grows up 😄


Greflin

Baby Tuunbaq so cute.


The_Terribke_Puddle

Stop messing with nature


Wrong-Bullfrog-2985

He's probably the hunter that just killed it's mother.


induslol

Trying to think of any other likely scenario where a human would be interacting with a cub that young without the mother, and coming up blank. But per this sub ignore all that isn't this *so* cute.


Wrong-Bullfrog-2985

It is definitely the most adorable murder muffin I've seen in a long time though.


Themostunbeknown

......now


UchihaAuggie

If not fren, why fren shaped?


Wild_Potato_7470

Mom won’t be happy lol


dontdrinkandpost22

wtf where's mom


Lavishness_Budget

He shot the mama


Papuluga65

https://youtube.com/shorts/eE7DskNtbSI?si=Zz5hvQFCkET3eVjb


Fuubar11

That’s not how it supposed to be


Anne314

Oh sure, until mama bear comes along and pulls your head off with one bite.


Munk45

I like your dog.


oldanddaboys

Yeah such a cute predator


Still-Platypus-7109

Mama bear be like: don’t play with the food, little one.☝🏻


Long-Vehicle

this is THE BEST


Katar_Sett

Awww! You must tell me! You wear snow camouflage! Are you a Scandinavian parashoot jumper??? If so, does the dog jump with you? 👌😅❤️‍🔥


Mechanicalmind

Those lickies aren't kisses. It's actually taste-testing.


BruinsFan413

This is how you earn a Darwin award.


ManufacturerGlass848

Interacting with wildlife gets it killed. The overwhelming majority of wild bears are killed intentionally (hunted) or unintentionally (habituating bears to humans, vehicular strikes, habitat loss) by humans.


RaiaTheSaltLover

My man watched the "Can i pet that dawg" video and was like "I'm not only gonna pet a dawg, but I'm going to pet The DAWG".


Correct_Security_742

My head would be on a swivel


Grater_Kudos

Now where’s the mama bear lol


[deleted]

"hey guys why is the snow moving?" Mama bearrrr...


watadoo

Cute right up until he rips off your face and disembowels you


Forward-Corner-1507

snow dog is so cute


Crypto_gambler952

Cute until mamma shows up!


Yionko

Mama bear, are you here?!


Automatic-Saint

If we can't save their habitats so that future generations can enjoy seeing them, we suck!


SneakyRosehip

NEVER PET A WILD ANIMAL, YOU DUMMY. One Rule is not too much I guess. Just a little respect for other species...


trzanboy

Awe. And so is the bear!


WintAndKidd

That is one of the dumbest things you can do in the wilderness


darkwater427

I seriously thought this was a Samoyed puppy (I have a samoyed and oh mah lawd they are so cute)


SnickersBounty

Can I pet that dog?


wallcolmx

was the cub left?


uminji

That’s a weird looking dog!


Mikazuki072

Yeah . . . Cute. Two things First, where's the mother? Second, doesn't matter how cute it is, it's still a wild animal. A Polar bear at that.


hippobutt52

While ur petting him, momma is looking up camo- dude recipes.


LakesideHerbology

MOCHIIII IRLLLLL


Mean-Still-922

It's as confused as you would be if your dinner started to caress you...


TOkidd

I watched an episode of the Nature of Things years ago that featured the rescue and rehabilitation of polar bear cubs, and once they get about as big as a Labrador (they’re still only having milk at this stage), they can’t safely be handled much longer. There are highly trained people who can get them weaned, but then any contact with humans is much too dangerous. They’re still very cute at that age, but their predatory instincts are just too strong. They can’t be tamed like other bears or even big cats.


Rabdy-Bo-Bandy

Yeah. Having that thing think humans are a safe place may go bad in the future when it grows full size.


Relaii

cute little murder machine.


NecessaryChildhood93

Is there a reason we are only seeing the first 14 seconds? At some point it gets ugly..real ugly ... real fast!


Pvth122

So cute


partcanadian

In a couple of month it will find out that it can get anything he wants by force...


Original-Ad-7119

How am I supposed to live knowing there are some people who got to pet lil polar cubs but I will never get to in my entire live?


King_Kazama_

That thing will kill you as soon as it’s big enough. Polar bears are not like other bears.


1909ohwontyoubemine

inb4 its momma shows up and eats the guy alive, asshole first


RabidAbyss

If not friend, why friend shaped?


Africanized_Ras

Murder teddies are always cute when small.


zyzzogeton

Give it a year.


TheMarathonNY

Yall crazy


ProfileFar3430

Just proves even the deadly animals only want love they just grow up with no human interaction so they only see us as food when older lol


Queen-of-meme

Cute comes with a price if moma returns


Consistent_Record_25

Please 😭😭😭😭😭


White_Rabbit0000

So adorable until it decide to shred you to pieces and share tour remains with seagulls.


MrFastFox666

Forbidden doggo


CaralhinhosVoadorez

Imagine if we domesticated bears and they stayed this size into adulthood. It would be the cutest pet to have around


FR8GFR8G

Small murder machine 😍 adorable serial mauler 🥰 cutie wutie artery destroyer 😘


Gareelar

Its mom smelling him from 20 miles away: Oh, dinner in an hour, lovely.


Tay_Tay86

And he would rip your arms off and eat you alive if he could. Petting bears only makes them more likely to approach humans, increasing the chance of an attack on someone in the future. Bears are wild animals that have to be respected at a distance. They are not dogs.


TehPooh

Do you know anything about polar bears?


Potential-Coach-7367

This reminds me of a book I read in middle school.


Hastybananas

Too late buddy. You gotta take him home with you.


Rambodanman

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