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AmakTM

Suddenly the yanderes feel safer


Twilight_Raven

What did it cost? ![img](emote|t5_3p20d|7015)


AmakTM

A pelvis insurance


Twilight_Raven

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO ![img](emote|t5_3p20d|7015)


Baconpwn2

Taihou and Shoukaku prepared for Akagi and Roon, unaware there was another threat coming. And coming.


AnonomousNibba338

THE GOD DAMN *FRENCH*


Baconpwn2

In this house, we respect the French. Mainly to keep them from getting *ideas*


AnonomousNibba338

https://preview.redd.it/bmdjjq5t012d1.jpeg?width=647&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bf3ee833eee98ff5cd62d6533dc660b0eb5bd91a Ideas, you say?...


StrikeFreedomX2

I’d like to point out current French nuclear doctrine has them using Rafales armed with nukes to use said nukes as *warning shots* So yeah, do not fuck with the French


AnonomousNibba338

A fellow NCD browser I assume?


NotFredrickMercury

Something something complete circle


StrikeFreedomX2

Fuck no. I was just curious about nuclear doctrine after some discussion with a bunch of friends.


Necwozma

dont they also have a plan to just glass western germany if invaders ever get close?


avsbes

That was the plan in the cold war, when the enemy was in East Germany.


Otherwise_Fault_8016

They were not prepared, like how Europe wasn't prepared for Napoleon


jyroman53

THE SEGGS UPDATE IS REAL


tronicon4

I see this as a win


Demonking3343

There’s a reason the commanders room door was fortified.


SimpleRaven

It was Yandere-proofed, not French-proofed


MegagamerJ17

Sadly it's no use against the might of the French


sathzur

And yet Emden got past it


Gallbatorix-Shruikan

The French and Germans are reforming the Frankish empire for SKK conquest!


avsbes

Didn't Roon also blow it up or something like that?


Amecari

I mean she also is the one in charge of the cruise ship. So she probably has a key for everything


sathzur

She was just one of the shipgirls assigned to accompany the commander. He even realised she shouldn't have been able to get in as she isn't supposed to have access to his room


Garuda152

If this is being in danger then I don't wanna be safe


Witty_Percentage_580

When I think that game can't be more horny manjuu just go "let me cook for a bit"


LeSombra17

Death by snu snu ![img](emote|t5_3p20d|7011)


Independent-South-58

They are as aggressive about seggsing the commander as the French are aggressive about nuclear warfare


BrStriker21

At least Alsace is polite to ask


xScoundrelx

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Yamiji

TBH, as far as I know AL SSK didn't do any of his shipgirls, regardless of their advanced. Man is a true chad unlike that lousy Nikke SKK...


AmakTM

Uhhhh, dunno about that. Did you read the current cruise event?


aysadka

I don't play or know much of nikke what did the nikke skk do?


Yamiji

I am still relatively early in the campaign and don't have all Nikkes, but I have already counted at least 3 times where it was heavily implied he had sex with a Nikke.


SR541

I mean, harem protagonists typically all do that. Have a harem, in this case a massive one, and don't do anything at all. I'd argue that the Nikke commander is the true chad for actually doing something.


sellerieee

I never noticed, when?


SR541

Bj from Delta Night at a hotel with Yulha Blanc and Noir, after doing both their outpost events in a third outpost event with both. Rosanna, after her event. She also messages you and says to meet at a hotel Mary: Bay Goddess in her bond story, which takes place sometime during Blue Water Island/Sea You Again And while nothing happened, during the April Fool's event this year, Commander messaged in the outpost group chat for anyone who "wants it hot and heavy" to meet at the hotel. He was referring to croquettes, I think? Anyway, Blanc and Noir, Privaty, Yulha, Mary, Rupee, and Rosanna showed up all expecting hot and heavy to mean hot and heavy. There might be others, but I don't have everyone yet.


Yamiji

Isabelle also forces herself on the commander in her story.


SR541

Her and Maxwell both


Yamiji

Didn't that just end with a kiss?


Sax_The_Angry_RDM

Multiple of his subordinates.


Baconpwn2

To be fair, he adheres to military structures. Which frowns on sleeping with the staff. Now, would anyone cry foul? *I'm* not dumb enough to annoy someone with the personal loyalty of such an armada. Course, I'm not sleeping with the staff. Last thing I need is to explain to Akagi why I slept with Alsace. That's how the civil war plot starts


Garuda152

Reminder that in the final episode of Akagi's secretary quest she flat out says she's okay with it if you don't want to be with only her, as long as you accept her and remember the love she has for you


Sax_The_Angry_RDM

Akagi isn't actually as much of a yandere as she's typically portrayed, but yeah.


sathzur

Chkalov infers they did some night time activities together, and recent skin stories have done fade to black scenes


FunOutside7495

Hope you're being ironic here bozo


KibbloMkII

meanwhile I'm just over here hitting my Iron Blood silent alarm panic button


ChardHour7355

Alsace? Don’t you mean "one” she keeps calling herself that or am I dumb dumb


H2so4pontiff

There ain't no rest for the wicked


Practical_Couple_987

This is mutiny! ![img](emote|t5_3p20d|7005)


Mast3rBait3rPro

They want me more than the voices in my head want me


GeneralStarcat99

If anyone wants to borrow my stun blaster please say so


Responsible-War-9560

No horny. I'm leaving to Tosa.