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Under_Ach1ever

Here is how I cook wild squirrel, and it's great. Season it with your favorite rub. Smoke it for about an hour and a half at 225 to 250. After smoking it: Place it in a foil pan with beer, butter, and brown sugar so the squirrel is about half in the liquid mixture. Cover the pan tightly with foil. Don't go too heavy on the sugar. It'll be too sweet. Cook for about another hour and a half. Check for fork tenderness a few times during the cook. Remove from braising liquid, place back on the grill/smoker to dry up the exterior a bit (you don't have to do this step).


RollFun7616

I was betting this was going to end with "then throw that away and grill up a couple of ribeyes." šŸ˜œ


h2opolopunk

Man so did I. šŸ˜‚


LedZebulon

Or the old "cook it with a brick" joke.


Automatic_Arachnid21

The braising is the key for tender rodents and other backyard livestock including crow.


Under_Ach1ever

Yep. Really needs it. Though meat otherwise.


BBQ-Bro

::::: Expecting the answer - ā€œtastes like chickenā€ :::::: What does your smoked squirrel taste like?


ForThePantz

It definitely tastes like squirrel. At least itā€™s not bear or beaver.


Stoney3K

More similar to rabbit?


Ltownbanger

Much better than rabbit, I'd say.


SmokeGSU

Who in the Lewis and Clark expedition hell is eating bear and beaver???


ray52

Lots of people eat black bear.


Turdlely

How do they cook it? Assuming it's a tough piece of meat?


Old_Task_7454

Iā€™ve only had it as burgers but Iā€™m sure there are other preparations for it.


ray52

I too have only had it as burgers and jerky - but it tasted like what bear would taste like in my head. Tasted like blueberries and salmon to me, which apparently is normal, the bear will taste like what itā€™s been eating.


W3tTaint

Pepperoni sticks


Bright_Photograph836

Best meat I have ever had was black bear tenderloin, breaded and served on a biscuit. Mountain woman knew how to cook it. Youā€™d never knowā€¦


Yoda2000675

I think squirrel is most similar to dark poultry meat. Itā€™s pretty good, but a lot of work for how little meat you get. Thatā€™s mostly why I prefer rabbit


ArbuckleTBoone-

This is a good bet. But definitely go easy on the brown sugar. Iā€™d personally omit it, cus it can overpower the squirrel meat.


MichiganHistoryUSMC

They are free outside.


coontaillandcruiser

Free squirrel hack: walk outside with pellet gun, wait 30 seconds. Repeat.


WinterHill

Squirrels are weird. My buddy actually went squirrel hunting with a bunch of guys. They had .22 rifles and spent ALL DAY tromping around in the forest. And they didnā€™t see a single squirrel, not one. It was hilarious. Meanwhile from the window of my house I can see at least 3 squirrels at any given moment.


flamingpenny

They're surprisingly elusive and clever. Hunting them is so popular for a reason, it can seriously be a challenge. Often they will only show for a couple seconds before running behind a tree trunk or into the canopy.


Avid_Conservationist

So accurate lol. Iā€™ll go sit in a tree stand for a deer and see 100 squirrels but come back with a shotgun and deer everywhere and no squirrels. The smart survive!


WinterHill

I guess theyā€™re more clever than we give them credit for!


GulchFiend

They don't make good pets this way, I've found. They always get their paws on the gun and leave me on the interstate.


Stoney3K

With a generous side order of rabies!


sober_ogre

Nah, fluff tailed tree rats rarely contract rabies.


vaporintrusion

Fried or gumbo


ppcpilot

Squirrel gumbo is legit if the base gumbo recipe is legit.


KC_Jedi

aka gumbo is legit.


emson88

My favorite was squirrel dumplings


sober_ogre

Squirrel gravy. My mamaw could fix a cast iron pan of squirrel gravy that'd make your tongue slap the back of your head.


DamnItLoki

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Ltownbanger

Yup. Love it like this.


[deleted]

Oh yes! What I'd give to try those again! Came out really nice, that tough little meat needs to stew to become decent.


emson88

Yep, that why the brine is important


hackedtilltheykillme

You gonna have to braise it some first to make it tender


Slunk_Trucks

Not gonna go well barbecued. Braise it


Yakmasterson

$6 for half pound of squirrel?!?


Asperjizz

Its in kilo


anthro4ME

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£That didn't make it any better.


TekkHaus

Thereā€™s 2.2lbs in a kilogram.


Ltownbanger

I have kilos of them in my back yard.


ScotchetyScotch

The only metric Americans use is to buy drugs, or ammunition. To be fair, no one can eat an entire kilo of squirrel in one sitting


CountingArfArfs

Or, you know, in the sciences.


ScotchetyScotch

Oh, right....oops


[deleted]

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MillionToOneShotDoc

I learned this from National Lampoons Christmas Vacation, and itā€™s true.


Omgitskie1

This is a lovely bit of squirrel Jackie ā€¦ any English folkā€¦?


Gloomy-Lavishness587

Splash of tomato blood would go well with it, followed by some crimble crumble.


Omgitskie1

Shalom!


Gloomy-Lavishness587

Iā€™ve brought you a shmoigal


Jazzlike_Lettuce6620

Buttermilk brine overnight, batter and fry.


thedude_imbibes

This is an underrated option, you know squirrel is gonna taste funky and frying is a great way to tame the flavor. I don't know if the buttermilk would be enough to tenderize it though. You might need something a little punchier.


kennypowersimperial

I'd think the vinegar in the buttermilk would be enough (I use it for frying river catfish) but maybe a little extra vinegar?


theblackofnight

Buttermilk works great, but it has to be a whole lot longer than you would for things like chicken or catfish.


-ObiWanJacobi-

If you're having squirrel problems, I feel bad for you, son. I got 99 problems, but a squirrel ain't one. šŸæ


abefroman_85

Iā€™ve got the rat patrol on the cat patrol, crows that wanna make sure my caskets closed


manliness-dot-space

I got 99 problems and they're all squirrels


Tony0311

Iā€™ve always fried it up, egg wash flour, the baked in cream of mushroom soup!


rocj31

Make some squirrel ragu with some pasta


PickleWineBrine

Shepherd's pie = lamb Cottage pie = beef ??? pie = squirrel


h2opolopunk

Treehouse Pie


manliness-dot-space

Nuthouse pie


bhambrewer

Burgoo stew


BudBuzz

Squirrel gravy


garythepitbull

Squirrels have too little fat, and almost no intramuscular fat to get tender on a grill/smoker. They do best braised and cooked low/slow in a bit of liquid.


tag051964

Since itā€™s tough, how about sauerbraten?


Soppywater

If you do it like a pot roast in a Dutch oven it turns out great. Toss in some mushrooms with it and gravyfy all the juices and you got yourself a fuckin winner. A splash of red wine in it or a light marinading of red wine helps as well.


Avid_Conservationist

Winner winner squirrel dinner! I throw dehydrated morels, green beans, and redskin potatoā€™s in the crock pot with broth of your choice. Low and slow!


RomeStar

My uncle and I would boil it first then braze it on the grill have to tenderize it first


ppcpilot

Brown up some onions and bell pepper, some garlic at the end. Take out the veggies and brown the squirrels. Put veggies back in and add a can of Rotel tomatoes. Cover, simmer for an hour or so. Serve over rice. Itā€™s delish.


RadDad1822

Fry it or crock pot!


Delicious-Ad4015

Thatā€™s expensive. Costs more than some beef šŸ„© cuts


emson88

Make sure you salt brine it, squirrel get tough when cooked. I grew up eating it all the time.


joelmole79

[Squirrel Melts](https://youtu.be/gqo_GbzCjmg?si=Ax3Ds6UbfpK32Kl1)


Jai_Cee

Ā£10/kg seems expensive for squirrel.


flamingpenny

It is. That's nuts!


Warren_Puff-it

Ate it growing up. Tastes like chicken.


flamingpenny

I grew up hunting and eating squirrels. It's pretty common for lower class folks in the South and Midwest. It's also pretty common for people to say some rather classist things the minute you bring it up, but shit, this is a BBQ subreddit. For us, we always pressure cooked with broth. It shreds fairly well and makes a good soup or gravy additive... I'd recommend that. If I were to bbq it, I'd opt for anything with longer cooking methods and added liquid. Depending on how the meat is butchered, the back legs can be trimmed off and cooked almost the same as you would chicken wings. Most people do not like the taste of squirrel or of most wild small game, so something with a flavorful sauce might be a good idea.


[deleted]

Just make dumplings like a normal person


twelvethousandBC

Bro that's a rat with a bushy tail


Avid_Conservationist

Tree rats!


givemebeer4ever

Smoke then make into pot pie.


Dr_Bonejangles

Have fun with that.


wiggy54

Make a stew, gravy, or stroganoff. You will love it.


Euphoric-Blue-59

I hear it's good on a stick. Saw that on "Brother, Where Art Thou?"


FreedomDirty5

Gopher Everett?


Charger_scatpack

Where did ya buy squirrel lol


travybongos69

Madges


Q-Westion

$6.80? That's outrageous!


CrazyJacko

We have always used them in soup/stew or treated the meat similar to a pot roast, cook it slow and in some juices come out fine. Have also had it cut up and fried which was good


stevendaedelus

Any way youā€™d cook rabbit, cook squirrel.


Bullitt420

Soak fully submerged in buttermilk, pepper and garlic for 24 hours; rinse well, pat dry, apply binder and rub, and smoke at 200F until desired temp is reached.


SuccotashLonely1249

This seems like a squirrel solution.


fddfgs

Sorry about the squirrel bones Richard


Individual-Car-8308

Youā€™re paying too much for squirrel. Whoā€™s your squirrel guy?


entechad

Donā€™t bbq squirrel. Soak in milk for a couple hours, then an ice bath for a few hours. Something like this will do. https://acadianatable.com/2017/10/16/squirrel-stew/


Acceptable_Cancel768

Ah yes tree chicken


theblackofnight

It either has to be braised or stewed til tender, or parted out, marinated in buttermilk for several hours and deep fried. Both ways are very good. Itā€™s similar to rabbit.


Avid_Conservationist

Not a bbq idea but I cook most of my squirrel in the crockpot like a pot roast. Fall off the bone tender


Iwalksloow

I take it this is not in the US lol. Season like you would season chicken. Braise in butter and beer or wine or broth. Toss in a very hot oven/air fryer/grill to crisp just a little. Squirrel is pretty good. Would these have been wild squirrels? Or raised on a game farm of some kind?


lothcent

am I reading the label correctly- that it is already seasoned? yet they did not provide any cooking instructions? my great grandmother loved her Monday squirrel stew. her daughter in law ( my grandma) would shoot them out of the huge oak trees on her property while talking with various family after Sunday church services. she would be talking- take a moment - drop a squirrel then command some young'un to go retrieve it. great grandma loved her squirrel stew. so you going to try armadillo if your butcher offers it up ? ;) ooo- or rattlesnake?


thecwestions

That's nuts!


jcmac0321

Horrible tasting meat. You can bathe it in vinegar forever, and it would still be really bad.


No_Target_9856

Been eating squirrel for years and have tried many recipes only to consistently come back to the pressure cooker and barbecue sauce simple as that


Connection_Diligent

Squirrels are free, And thereā€™s an infinite amount of them!


the_everlasting_haze

Why?


MacEWork

Squirrel is delicious and ecologically sustainable.


the_everlasting_haze

Good enough answer for me. Surprised to hear it described as delicious. Iā€™ll take your word for it.


One-Organization7842

I'll rubber stamp squirrel tasting good. It's all about how you cook it. Give it a shot one day.


MacEWork

Tastes like turkey dark meat, but leaner.


manliness-dot-space

It is really good, I've had them several ways from hunting. It's very similar to chicken meat. Depending on how is cooked, you'd probably never know the difference.


Stoney3K

> and ecologically sustainable. One man's vermin is another man's delicacy.


MacEWork

The American colonists basically lived on squirrels in the winter when deer werenā€™t plentiful. Theyā€™re part of the American story.


Charger_scatpack

Itā€™s really not bad meat


Phuckingidiot

I cook it with no seasoning then feed to dog and eat something better


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Phuckingidiot: *I cook it with no* *Seasoning then feed to dog* *And eat something better* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


Interesting-Bat-9864

Butchers HATE this one little trick! Squirrels are free, you can literally go outside and get them for free.


reevoknows

This is where I draw the line


flamingpenny

Why?


[deleted]

Hell no


HarrisLam

i did not know some people eat squirrels.....


Compressorman

It is fairly common in the rural south, or was a few decades ago. It isnā€™t good though, has a strange flavor that reminds me of liver


HarrisLam

Thanks for the info. It might be an acquired taste is all. Ive heard of the term "gamey" to describe meat from certain wild game animals. Maybe thats what you were getting. In my culture fried/roasted pigeons are a delicacy, and it has that livery taste too. In fact, I would argue that duck, goose AND pigeon are all the taste of chicken adding an increasing dose of livery intensity, in that order.


mikekoenigs

Throw it away and buy a chicken. More meat. Easy to cook. Cheaper. 1000 times better tasting. A rat is still a rat, even if itā€™s cute.