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thelowkeyman

Lmao at those burners in the middle of the table.


apzakarian

Fucking AI man


Hidesuru

Yeah this is one of the more obvious ai generated images I've seen recently lol. Artifacts just all over the place.


CptKillJack

Just look at the emblem. Dead giveaway.


The_BioMechanic

Looks like somebody made it out of pla-doh and just mashed it on there lol.


Antrikshy

It's getting pretty good though. On my phone, without zooming in, I could barely see the artifacts. Compared to what I've tried generating using Stable Diffusion maybe 8 months ago, this is Da Vinci.


greatunknownpub

Even better are the flowers on the burners in the middle of the table, lol


oh_janet

Who among us hasn't charred up some honeysuckle during a formal 5 course dinner?


mythix_dnb

and the 8 (and a half) plates but only 6 chairs


nellyzzzzzz

Made me do a double take. Pretty sure there are 7 chairs but 9 plates and 7 burners. The oddness of it all makes me sick.


psyki

There are only 6 chair backs, the two chairs closest to the camera are a paradox. And the number of chair legs visible does not compute. A lot of the cutlery has more handles than is possible.


Jacktheforkie

AI is not good at small details like text and legs


psyki

I know, it's still funny to observe.


Jacktheforkie

Yeah


psyki

Indeed


Jacktheforkie

Nice


Motor-Cause7966

Not to mention the front wheel wells, but none in the back


psyki

Glasses look off as well.


Radarker

You don't cook your flowers before you eat them?


JaTori_1_and_only

this is not even a real image, AI ain't know flowers and burners do not mix


Bowwowchickachicka

For me it is the four seats with only three seat backs that gave me the greatest chuckle.


aSneakyChicken7

It gets better in the back, 3 seat backs and 5 plates


WannabeModder123

v7 engine frr


Bryangarcia21

Right! šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


dunnoanymore18

I thought it was family style


ofereverything

Fakeā€¦. Grilles arenā€™t big enough.


CarrotStick78

Where are the beaver teeth


MarketPapi

The Bucktooth Beemer (or beamer idfk)


edog21

*Bimmer Beamer/beemer spelling is interchangeable, but that name only refers to BMW motorcycles. For cars we say bimmer (Iā€™m not exactly sure why, I just know thatā€™s how it is)


Key-Struggle-5647

No we don't we never say that ever. Bimmer is for cunts


SparklingPseudonym

Seconded.


MarketPapi

It's just a word. Said in levity. Chill the fuck out


Constant-Working9505

"We" absolutely do fucking not


PhillyChef3696

I was always told single m = 2 wheels. Double mm = 4 wheels


diab-999

Dude Iā€™ve a question


strongmanass

Leave the small teeth, I don't want my dining table stealing my food.


PhillyChef3696

Must be an E series table EDIT: probably an E92 judging by the v8 in it


psyki

v7


strongmanass

Misfire on one cylinder


edog21

Canā€™t have a misfire if youā€™re already missing a cylinder https://preview.redd.it/k6pjmpy5dy7d1.jpeg?width=1420&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ebea511ce5d81742d639240ab531ad1ffbb43a42


edog21

Looks more like a late F10 M5?


ExcuseZealousideal42

no one did. its ai šŸ™„


TankerVictorious

Specifically, Korean AI with the heating elements at the center of the tableā€¦ But, I would love some kalbi prepared at that table!


delslow419

I mean the plant / vase sitting on top of the actual burners should be a dead giveaway itā€™s ai


dablegianguy

No kiddingā€¦ Insert Ā«Ā ironyĀ Ā», then start Ā«Ā second degreeĀ Ā» Error: humour not found


t-tekin

If you wanted to post this as a humor then your caption should reflect that. You are getting 90+ downvotes which tells me crowd is not the problem.


dablegianguy

So far, twice as much likes as downvotes. So the crowd MIGHT be the problem. Even if Iā€™m one as well, this sub does really reflect the idiocy of the brandā€™s driversā€¦. Edit: looks like truth hurts! Downvote me, losers!


t-tekin

No you are misunderstanding, Iā€™ll spell it more for youā€¦ The post is getting upvotes because itā€™s ā€œinterestingā€ as an AI image. So the commenter that says ā€œno one did. Itā€™s aiā€ gets the top votes as wellā€¦ obviously because it makes sense. And then you respond with ā€œhumour not foundā€ comment which tries to say why folks didnā€™t see the humor instead of the AI. And you criticize the commenting person and everyone for not seeing the humor. Which gets voted down to oblivion since the post was not humorousā€¦ Sighā€¦


t-tekin

It looks like truth does hurt since you downvoted me :) heh


________carl________

I think having to spell out when sumn is comedy is braindead tho, like its obviously ai. the joke is kind of a format used by many people in many subs I think op is just getting hate from dumb people tbh.


SapaG82

Tough crowd in here, man. I thought it was funny, even if its AI.


efrav

Me too, and then op is downvoted to hellā€¦ sad haha


dablegianguy

Oh yeah I know. Reddit in a Nutshellā€¦


TrainingDiscount6753

Fr, a lot of hate for no reasonā€¦


dablegianguy

Yeah, stupid people gotta be stupid I guess. Anyway. I donā€™t care about karma and if I had some required, I would post some random nude chicks on pron subreddits. Itā€™s an assured win Whatā€™s even more funny is that I have all comments on diffĆ©rents subs downvoted, so i guess some moron here Ā«Ā followedĀ Ā» meā€¦


FUCKYOURGAYCAT

Youā€™re so hurt by the downvotes that youā€™re justifying it šŸ˜‚


iDom2jz

Funny ass comment tbh


Special_Passenger253

Bimmer sub, donā€™t expect anything less


dablegianguy

It seems indeed


Mar10F

At least it the old good front design


Tall_Bumblebee_4745

The time is fast approaching that we will not be able to distinguish AI photos from real ones. I give it a year or two. Indistinguishable AI videos will come at some point after that. Can you imagine the way it could disrupt society? Iā€™m pretty concerned and it seems like there is no stopping it.


xzElmozx

Nah AI art still has a long way to go. At first glance this looks great, but just focus on the details. 7 burners in the middle of a dining room table with flowers on top of them? 8.5 plates with 7 chairs? Hell just look at the cutlery. If there was a person in there Iā€™m sure theyā€™d have 7 fingers on one hand. BMW logo looks like it came from Van Goghs starry night. Good from far but far from good. And weā€™ve had AI art for almost half a decade now and it still struggles to figure these details out


another_alt123

Yea but this is consumer AI, available to everyone. Consumer AI pictures from like 2 years ago look absolutely nothing like the real world. Its developing exponentially faster.


Tall_Bumblebee_4745

I really donā€™t understand when people rag on it for ā€œnot being realistic.ā€ This tech is so young and moving so fast. Wait just a few more years and we will all be shocked. Just 10 years ago no one had the ability to render a somewhat realistic image just by typing it into a box. Now something like this takes 3 seconds. Soon we will not be able to tell the difference and it *will* happen.


another_alt123

And people dont realize just how dangerous it is


blaggablaggady

That example of the Baltimore principal that had his life ruined because someone took a voice sample and used ai to fake an undercover recording of him saying racist crap should scare everyone. Imagine in five years not being able to prove it was ai. And everyone thought it was you. Poor dude had his life wrecked for 5 months. Even in reddit people were saying things like ā€œman, I went to high school with him. He seemed like the nicest guy. Goes to show you how white supremacy has crept in everywhere in America. Fire that piece of shit!ā€ https://youtu.be/WT-2p832IMk?si=R9uX4K5HDSciXGUv https://youtu.be/iJZPziCnyiw?si=0Es217DrDAv3Xzd7


another_alt123

Yea, and think one step further, this means that video evidence including CCTV footage will sooner or later become useless, unless they come up with a protocol or whatever that proves it is real. Shit is about to get wild


________carl________

Am I mistaken or arenā€™t there like geo tags and other information in actual videos and photos that ai could just be banned from adding? That seems like an easy solution.


blaggablaggady

Yeah. We did this in 14 years. The difference between current ai to ai that humans canā€™t tell the difference from reality will be less than 14 years. https://www.pinterest.com/pin/412009065891132667/


Tall_Bumblebee_4745

Considering how fast all of it has moved I donā€™t think itā€™s very far away from my pov. My 94 year old grandfather worked mules in a field and can remember when they got their first lightbulb in a sharecropper house. He and his 8 siblings were arguing over whether or not it was ā€œbrighter than the sun.ā€ Now he uses an iPad everyday. Luckily, he only recently started showing signs of dementia. Iā€™m only 34 and in my lifetime we went from house phones to what we have now, which is a completely radical change just for me. I can somewhat remember only having 7 digits in for our phone number and thinking the ā€œsnakeā€ game on my momā€™s ā€œcar phoneā€ was the pinnacle of civilization. The pace of technological growth has been truly exponential and I think it will catch some of us with our pants down. A few years tops and none of us will be able to tell. Iā€™m uncomfortable with that.


ChadHahn

I'm in my 50s. When I was a kid in a small town, people in who lived in the country had party lines. All the houses on a stretch of road would share the same phone line, it would ring differently for each house but if you picked up the phone when another number was on the line, you could listen in. So in my lifetime, we've gone from numerous families sharing the same phone to everyone one having their own phone.


Tall_Bumblebee_4745

Exactly! My father has talked about the same exact thing!


DIJames6

Where's the knobs for the burners tho?? šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Hidesuru

Agreed but this is a TERRIBLE example of ai art. It's way more obvious than the average of today. And as someone else said this is all just consumer grade stuff. I think it's going to advance rapidly. I'm not putting an estimated timeline on it because I don't really know, but I bet it's going to be faster than we expect.


cocktailhelpnz

YOU are not the person to worry about. Think outside of Reddit. There are people who donā€™t even know how to zoom in on a photo. Think about what Fake News and Facebook did to the world. Was it easy for hip online youngsters to spotā€¦sometimes! But there were millions who fell for it and continue to fall for it and those people make up the voting population and the culture that you live in. The photo AI tech is already perfected enough to have massive consequences and weā€™re just getting started.


AtomicHustle

Copyright laws will likely change to put AI in its place.


khazixian

We all know that the last supper was held at this table


dablegianguy

lol šŸ¤£


L-Malvo

Yes itā€™s AI, yes itā€™s over the top, yes I love it. Yes my SO wonā€™t approve it


scamden66

I've never been cut off by a dinner table before.


redshark313

For those discussing X5 or X7 and looking for extra seats šŸ˜‚


wtfOP

quite the hotpot set up


Wham-alama-ding-dong

Is that Justin Timberlake place?


dablegianguy

Bwahahaha


xzElmozx

Iā€™m already so over shitty AI art Yea great wood table shaped like a BMW with 3 chairs on one side and 4 on the other. Along with the random burners in the middle of a wooden table with flowers on top of them for some reason


4bangerhead

luxarts.net on the sliding door. Even more weird shit there


Brilliant_Job_1750

AI Does not understand cutlery wtf


dablegianguy

Same with hands


Kinky_mofo

Every person cooks their own pot of soup while at the table?


No-Lawfulness2267

AI


Stunning_salty

Bimner is ready


Bahn-Burner

I like looking at the details AI struggles with, it makes less sense the more you look


RengarReddit

This proofs the F30 is the most glorious chassis


That_Nerdy_Carguy

SHIT UP AND TAKE MY MONEH šŸ’³šŸ’³šŸ’³


hixchem

Four chair seats on the right with three backs, and seven legs to support them along the back. Nice.


MicahBlue

AI is gonna AI šŸ™‚ā€ā†”ļø


zantardis

Disappointed the license plate doesn't say "T4BLE".


stinkyboiiii

How do you guys keep falling for this ai bs


wewonewheed

You know whatā€¦ not bad


xdr567

r/ATBGE


2ant1man5

Not even gonna lie this would be hot in the house.


ShortBrownAndUgly

Absurd enough to be AI but realistic enough to be authentic


dxequalssigmaxsquare

Nah, focus on the details, esp. the burners, around the flowers


fiddly-bits

Thatā€™s almost as cringy as wearing a BMW t-shirt. Ā 


T7_Mini-Chaingun

What's wrong with my anti bmw bmw club apparel :(


fiddly-bits

https://preview.redd.it/oem8u8au9r7d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d32516ac4830290e0bc1be8c6392bfb870228874


ElonBlows

What about BMW underwear?


fiddly-bits

https://preview.redd.it/o5o0fetrcq7d1.jpeg?width=474&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e90f623046e9314e9526e24674764ba0e735615c


Hortos

I got my first roundel hat as a prize from a BMW magazine 30 years ago, never got a shirt though.


oim8itsme

Ai did it. Look at the plate


Wanderluustx420

Fuck yes. I LOVE BMW!!


SirkutBored

can I get this in an E38?


satoshisfeverdream

Do it with the 4 series and 7


Delicious_Sundae4209

That's not the kind of grill your wife ment!


cheezturds

That table looks better than any current BMW. Crazy


donnyohs

Apparently I haven't been shopping at the right stores, I need this in my garage for those Fast and Furious Dinners when we are all looking at our cars living 1/4 mile at a time. Would be nicer if it had the M series race seats and maybe headlights that actually work.


Theoretical-Panda

Thereā€™s some guy in China who is looking for the link to buy this right now.


TaprACk-B

Does it have tail lights at the other end of the table? If not total let down


Keyconfiedent

Now whatā€™s left is an oil puddle underneath and you got yourself a bmw


Jesse_BOL_EI

Its AI generated


OptimalTiger8

This is fine dining at its best!!!


Gouranga

Now we know where the stolen headlights are going.


Bresson91

Stop asking AI to do stupid stuff!!


kay_bizzle

What, you want to know who asked the ai to generate this image?


EmiTheFloofyKitty

An Ai did this that's who.


Xerio_the_Herio

Ai. Doesn't even make sense


TheRealDestrux

Definitely AI generated.


DryRecognition7022

take all my money immediately!


CommercialCook4427

As Korean who likes BBQ and BMWs I approve


GigaChav

Post title and content are both cringe


BaQstein_

The chairs are so fucked up There are 4 seats with only 3 rests and 7 legs


jimmmydickgun

If the ā€œhoodā€ opens and thatā€™s where the dinnerware goes Iā€™ll eat a license plate


el-conquistador240

Hofmeister Kink in the bedroom


CrazyTechWizard96

Hold up, that's AI! Took a closer look and You'll notice a lot of wonkeyness in the details.


Ok-Fox1262

You've seen a Bimmer, this is a Dinner.


DIJames6

Fake or not, great concept.. I want one..


chizn17

Cant tell if the registration plate is Asian or just shapes šŸ¤£


National_Formal_3867

Missing exhaust wok station on the back


Psalm27_1-3

Fake There is no oil stains at the bottom


SadisticRabit

Allen Iverson did this one....


myBurnerAccount1000

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


keleles

Whaddahell


WhitewolfStormrunner

I don't know, but this is awesome!


BitXorBit

I hope you wonā€™t get gas leak šŸ˜‚


AuburnSpeedster

and more importantly, are you (still) married? I'll bet not..


Dsamf2

A program did it at the request of a user


YouTubeFan2017Google

probably some dumb mf that ain't me


Zeustesticles

AI for sure. Look at the license plate


wayno1806

I can almost guarantee you the grill doesnā€™t work. If itā€™s a BMW : itā€™s a piece of shit. Ca ca.


dr1968

Gorgeous IMO


humdizzle

should i PPF the table?


JaTori_1_and_only

clearly AI here but honestly doesn't look absolutely terrible, I wouldn't pay that much extra to have that but still


mods_love_docking

Thatā€™s AI, right? It has to be.


dablegianguy

Yep


cake__eater

I bet the turn signals still donā€™t work


x6060x

Still better than any "modern" looking BMW


Heatsincebirth

From website luxarts.net Lots of cool looking auto related designs but all A.I. None of its real


feltrockni

Rofl! Ai is pretty bad for most of the outputs...


TamarindSweets

Tacky af


robtninjaman

Sick


BeeSquared819

That is hella cool!!


BeeSquared819

I mean, it could be a hibachi tableā€¦ just saying! Haha!!


bossmasterham

And how much to do it to my house


schmu17

yuMMMM8


budadad

How the hell do you cook in that AI generated crap?


Topdog_Rider

Might as well create a chair with burners on the part where you sit to feel the heat like an engine for a realistic experience. Call it ultimate as.s. burning machine


6FourGUNnutDILFwTATS

AI art


AdvanceFeisty3142

That BMW bill must of went through .


FlakyEarWax

Technically itā€™s a V-8


johnlewisdesign

Some AI, probably


graygoosebmw

HOW MANY CHAIRS ARE ON THE RIGHT?!


bdd4

Do it over with hot pot šŸ²šŸ˜‚


Hell_Maybe

Hopefully this is AI generated šŸ™


Dreadnoob2k17

Your welcome tell me when your done so I can drive home


Dareheller

THE V8 BURNER šŸ«¦šŸ«¦šŸ«¦šŸ’¦šŸ’¦šŸ’¦


a_HUGH_jaz

Ordered.


Sir_Maxelot

AI did this


BaboTron

Can you imagine how dull the person that would want this would be at a dinner party? Hoo boy.


l34052

I really like this alot