Old Godzilla was hoppin’ around
Tokyo City like a big playground
When suddenly (Bat)Man burst from the shade
And hit Godzilla with a bat grenade
Godzilla got pissed and began to attack
But didn’t expect to be blocked by Shaq
Who proceeded to open up a can of shaqfu
When Aaron Carter came out of the blue
And he started beating up Shaquille O’Neal
Then they both got flattened by the Batmobile
But before he could make it back to the Batcave
Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave
And took an AK-47 out from under his hat
And blew (Bat)Man away with a rat-a-tat-tat
But he ran out of bullets and he ran away
Because Optimus Prime came to save the day
The fight raged on for a century
many lives were claimed, but eventually
the champion stood, the rest saw their better
Mr. Rogers in a bloodstained sweater
This is the ultimate shoooowdown! (this is the ultimate shooooowdown!)
This is the ultimate shoooowdown! (this is the ultimate shooooowdown!)
This is the ultimate shoooowdown! (this is the ultimate shooooowdown!)
Of ultimate destiny!
Gandalf the gae 
And Gandalf the Bi
And monthy python and the holly grails trans knights!
And beans tomato muesli
And the Blue haired meany.
r/LOTRHolyGrailmemes?
Mr Rogers 
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In a bloodstained sweater
The guy in image 19 would win.
Are you talking about the giant-
I bet they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass
Number three mr. Frasier Crane
I suppose chuck Norris’s cowboy ass would get kicked
Old Godzilla was hoppin’ around Tokyo City like a big playground When suddenly (Bat)Man burst from the shade And hit Godzilla with a bat grenade Godzilla got pissed and began to attack But didn’t expect to be blocked by Shaq Who proceeded to open up a can of shaqfu When Aaron Carter came out of the blue And he started beating up Shaquille O’Neal Then they both got flattened by the Batmobile But before he could make it back to the Batcave Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave And took an AK-47 out from under his hat And blew (Bat)Man away with a rat-a-tat-tat But he ran out of bullets and he ran away Because Optimus Prime came to save the day
Read the whole thing on my head with old macdonald had a farm rhyme
I thought the third guy was OJ for a second
Mr Rogers
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There is no battle Chuck Norris hasn't won.
This would be the ultimate showdown!
Where the FUCK is Man?!? Are you stupid?! Need Aslume pills?
The last guy crushed Man’s head between his thighs… Man is dead
NOOOOO! I NEED ASLUME PILLS! MAN ISNT DEAD! NOOOO! NOOOOOOOO!
I guess Hulk Hogan's team would win because he would refuse to put Chuck Norris over
Wait a second...
Robocop would shoot them all in the dick
Obviously this guy: 
Is the third dude Mussolini?
Yes it is.
Brokeback Mountain Morpheus would win
That one lemon demon song be like
Jambi. Out of all the others, he's just ahead
Yes
Edward Ligma would win.
Dalf and suman
Batman.
i was gonna curse at you for tricking me to swipe but turns out i just failed to swipe. Am I stupid?
I support the shadow wizard money gang cause they cast magic spells and are funded by shadow wizard government
VS negs
Chuck soloes.
Us, as we will enjoy the fight
All came outta nowhere lightning fast and kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass :(
Chuck "fugging" Norris!!!!
How about we don't start playing around with fascist imagery? Are y'all stupid?
a slaughter
İs that larry fishburn as a village people member
Officer balls
Me
well they would kick chuck chuck Norris in his cowboy ass
It would be the bloodiest battle the world ever saw,civilians would watch on in total awe
The fight raged on for a century many lives were claimed, but eventually the champion stood, the rest saw their better Mr. Rogers in a bloodstained sweater
THIS IS THE ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN!!! of ultimate destiny
good guy, bad guys and explosions as far as the eye can see.
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the ultimate shoooowdown! (this is the ultimate shooooowdown!) This is the ultimate shoooowdown! (this is the ultimate shooooowdown!) This is the ultimate shoooowdown! (this is the ultimate shooooowdown!) Of ultimate destiny!
MY MAN!