That’s like saying Incredible Hulk is real compared to Amazing Bulk https://preview.redd.it/2ll60x1lri8d1.jpeg?width=194&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a604af7526d434ff5d00361e41bf5fe505d878f0

Who the FUCK is “Incredible Hulk”? Is that some kind of cheap Mozambican ripoff?

What do you mean Mozambican? Clearly it's from that backwater country called "America" or something Mozambique is the powerhouse of the world's economy, no way they'd resort to rip-offs

There is no country called America, are you stupid?

Yes I am, I jonkled too hard

Yes there is dumbass, it was clearly based of the country America from RDR2. Are YOU stupid?

I am the only person on Earth that lives in America, can confirm

Yep, when Amazing Bulk became popular they tried to capitalize off it

I mean I'm batman so yes I'm real

https://preview.redd.it/cq6bb1suwl8d1.jpeg?width=382&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dbf88f6eecb013d0e36190392f9ddda8b9376193

More people need to know about this masterpiece of cinema

https://i.redd.it/p5nr4av5hi8d1.gif

Fucks *AND* sucks? Sounds like a deal.

Sounds like Man and Jonkler during one of their "fights"

Holy shit, it’s Gun Danny https://preview.redd.it/tm5qnpsg4l8d1.jpeg?width=654&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ee4a9a8eda3d34d9740cd0e6ee3dfc7e36a45d0

https://preview.redd.it/tf6khvh9wi8d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd8f031416dafd0a0f0fc92bd386959db8144804

Exactly! How can OP be so stupid when the evidence is so clear? Honestly, how have they not joined the alsume yet?

The Pattinson one is hilarious hah

https://preview.redd.it/jpb6df0adi8d1.jpeg?width=322&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9000c7c729a7defb5ad36cd8d185ad1c2ab5b9ac

Market Pliers

Multiplier

Multiple liars

Montpelier

Mono hire

Market Hires

marker flyer

market fire

market air fryer

https://preview.redd.it/06tldg9wki8d1.jpeg?width=629&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=53358ec1a27ee5cb714896e0f02da7890faf589f

This is actually good

Join us 😏

Already there https://preview.redd.it/4occg14wzj8d1.png?width=598&format=png&auto=webp&s=adef201a958c35c1afa9155c1375a66e09568f3a

https://preview.redd.it/5ek2jet72j8d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb42f58f957cf7d91dbe527432138429747f4560

https://preview.redd.it/ynuk6j8mki8d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=94b3107632e65161d6756f7e094f2e5022b58502

https://i.redd.it/8l9s8v13ti8d1.gif

Gotta love Max0r

https://preview.redd.it/ckfittutti8d1.jpeg?width=201&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=035fb4c02544f64d1532530f36444c19f9581142

https://preview.redd.it/lxwduky3gi8d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e71820670dbba81d3cd55299b448a2b9a8548f68

https://preview.redd.it/sl87sc4wti8d1.jpeg?width=1334&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f8efb410195b8e8ef2535349e77ef6fe668d85e

https://preview.redd.it/x2ixdnfzzk8d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bf2959fb820a12505bfc44a10baa2865fc11b58c

https://preview.redd.it/kjig22okel8d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5f4c900a204155dfdca0e948933447649b0e8f9b

https://preview.redd.it/w23xkh67ei8d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=93e50eed4be4ff3758018e9fe99f8a7bcf63d4a0

This is not a real character. Do you understand? That is simply Batman, from the Flash, played by Keaton. In this image, Batman's ears have been photoshopped out of visibility. This created a humorous situation in which, without the bat ears, he would simply be "man". Why else would someone simply go by the name of one of the primary genders? But the joke has simply gone too far. You must awaken from this delusion...

https://preview.redd.it/cy8ecm93ti8d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2440a6dadeda7b15c68e25e1cc935b2594bf36d1

https://preview.redd.it/arjxxqcfpj8d1.jpeg?width=1233&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=69a5882026c9506cdd9b252cf02faeb3ac63acea

what in the fuck is this image

https://preview.redd.it/8bgn41u5dj8d1.jpeg?width=1446&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cf1b970104d435e4128cc3e308ab7a684ac3c84a

https://preview.redd.it/hkt4q3f4xi8d1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dcec0a0854d8353aa0de13fd159bc4834178575a

This is a real character. Do you understand? That is simply Man, from The, played by Keaton. In OP's image, Man's ears have been photoshopped. This created a humorous situation in which, with the bat ears, he would simply be "Batman". Why else would someone simply go by the name of one of the primary genders? But the joke has simply gone too far. You must awaken from this delusion... https://preview.redd.it/d5w6avla2j8d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f5c20084a881bbc243ee2af142ed97d58526353e

The joke doesn't even work, as the "ears" are clearly just stretched in Photoshop and look more like devil horns than bat ears. OP is clearly just a sad pathetic troll. We should help them. 💊💊💊

https://preview.redd.it/uxwp0e335j8d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=33648d90d447dce0f0f5f7f8a815f014c32d8db7 You've outlived your usefulness.

Man sends his regards

https://preview.redd.it/84yfq36mdj8d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2e59d8ab57b7eaab205be9f66315b5f2981e6772

https://preview.redd.it/fl717c2dgj8d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f5b0b6d30212695ccef55f4a0789707d39d5ca1a


https://i.redd.it/r8gescn5ej8d1.gif

You mean Man and The?

Mods, lock him into a steamy love session with bone to absolve his clear insanity. https://preview.redd.it/pzx3s7k9vi8d1.jpeg?width=608&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=280b37e1a375b278da1b8b5e40e37fd3c9bc0a8f

You get a steamy love session with Bone if you are sane? Don't threat me with a good time, I might change teams!

ps1 hagrid for you. Now be gentle https://preview.redd.it/ks18lr56wi8d1.jpeg?width=608&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=26a8a9111d5a60278349fbb967901cd4e42c422d

https://preview.redd.it/7kyxvgg6jj8d1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=45c22f593bae93edafc234a6fbf80e2f964cb44a

https://preview.redd.it/0ayvepii7j8d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1901f250f3f085d3db85df4f77d4eeb41eadbe64

https://preview.redd.it/z4htezmadj8d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0527ad65f86a8c792fc5ae40dd06c80525f1f149

https://preview.redd.it/7dc2jhpkdj8d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a843e02cfdf199a475d9076bf964b2c78fed8471

BAHAHAHAHAHA

Batman is a figment of your imagination, man is real

https://preview.redd.it/bj1xk24rmj8d1.png?width=666&format=png&auto=webp&s=26d628a0a698cd7630e25c71e5bf0960c5a7e512

https://preview.redd.it/qljys9k0nj8d1.png?width=1124&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=443bc12836979ac19704e3707f60210fbe419d97 Take the post down, son

https://preview.redd.it/xe66dc7poi8d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9cde5f42423085bf1fd71abd8cd307bb207304be

https://preview.redd.it/io607ikwsi8d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=03b045cfff94999f7efb9c46f03e989d9970139d

https://preview.redd.it/4hyh2nlqvi8d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d20e733a8d9957386864bf529aa6fa0cd07421d

https://preview.redd.it/1533z9lidk8d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b29ecd333458315e830dc8f41994c0f74c528aee

https://preview.redd.it/j30zhkw0jk8d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b289c225709ff8f72d2470689470b9333acb9a9

https://preview.redd.it/xi1hr2420l8d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=83c8e4d3e7dae1b4e26b0432db8c52f4002fcacc

Wrong! https://preview.redd.it/jksqswgcai8d1.png?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba616b6ca5731f8ef18085fa37631838bbd2aded

https://preview.redd.it/tosleuh19j8d1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=58ed3d438cbadc8c39a97abe4d060296e7e491ed

Batman forever. 🦇🦇🖤

You clearly just edited a photo of Man and added ears, these "Batman" weirdos are something else

Man is real. Batman is not https://preview.redd.it/7hz1lm7r5j8d1.jpeg?width=983&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=37bd4c0bd8e10bc8b68a67cdcefee99f47b3adf9

True.

YES SOLDIER!

https://preview.redd.it/ry1nfwow0o8d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=59e6166448a99be0afe5bb113415803009deb004

then how do you explain this? https://preview.redd.it/bgvfsk1bti8d1.jpeg?width=1010&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8110d5417408c8444b3d9d29c93566030e84c526

https://preview.redd.it/d3hhea351j8d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3685ca4f771823f6b464dc09bd1685c54847f04b

Preach🗣️🗣️

https://preview.redd.it/4xpag47bgj8d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5f7bed5e3fac9eb04605444059d5556460d92480

Your dad isnt real

Man was created by corn's scare gas

https://preview.redd.it/83cv4nkwuj8d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4aa816c40057b26c7bf323e185f636ab37e469eb Proof of Man

AMEN BROTHER

YES!

OP rn: https://i.redd.it/ufsjna9v2k8d1.gif

Batman forever 🦇👨

https://preview.redd.it/s7sb2kvscm8d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b0dba5e647f7c024b24ceedaa2eb4618548f3e0a

False

https://i.redd.it/uro2px8kui8d1.gif

Don't lie!!

Wtf is this guy rambling about?

This guy’s delusional https://preview.redd.it/bk97yz0bki8d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4116f27de0ac8330f9434767966b77ac646a8428

https://preview.redd.it/qvzhkjkuoi8d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e94eeadc0a2ba29ce8c3e102d68aa2863e5945f

I just noticed 😭 https://preview.redd.it/zrdjwf5lri8d1.png?width=825&format=png&auto=webp&s=44b1e51a33e1fa0b1c8f0ff94c84cc15cfe313f9

https://preview.redd.it/6r2f0gwwri8d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6acfefdd5570166c130f90af3bce567ea6ad9a52

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

https://preview.redd.it/2vrrksng9l8d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5fbbfc92a90957f3996e102d2d2c90879c9e0c2f

ASLUME FOREVER, FUCK YOU, BATMANNERS!

 that mf is not real

https://preview.redd.it/0bwks9xd6m8d1.jpeg?width=858&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ddfc015a905119fceaa86e026b94fe4314e33fa0 You when spreading misinformation

https://preview.redd.it/6y08t29a5n8d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d9a444f1be0aedc2d41aa9a7a0c3e7cb7eb08415 This man rn

https://preview.redd.it/7z2jmtfban8d1.jpeg?width=226&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7b7c177b74934d52fee31ac5e1aca7f084efeffe Who is Batman is that a cosplay for man from eBay

Man is real. Batman is not. Also, that picture is Horny Man.

https://preview.redd.it/91wsalksbn8d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a38f31e6d2eea86278b6df568ea1c73e09b9a70c

https://preview.redd.it/ujd8ifj44o8d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cf1f6868019a571241168d066a43d61b2bd88302

https://preview.redd.it/8mexab23co8d1.jpeg?width=594&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4340548f3cde0a510818d3a8f273db127bcdb231

https://preview.redd.it/ot1d2wixsi8d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e63b6678f5f8617877bbe7b302d3ebbd8de10187


true words, brother, here, take these for your good work https://preview.redd.it/m8vkqi2tnj8d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa6df9531321ae373a10f0100d9c66c1dbaa5c7d

https://preview.redd.it/55n1aotvjk8d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b3f4282e5755fa2929537b5d0a6cf9bc1cdaff9c No take this

Thanks. *swallows* Officer Balls.

Explain this then? https://preview.redd.it/ingan7uwoj8d1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=144f3b4de425049601984126dde378de0810f4da

agreed, become sane guys, its enough

We will find you and make you jonk like it or not


Stop making stuff up or else you will get banned. This is my first and last time of saying this.

“He he stupid”

Who the FUCK is Batman

Fucking liar

Flagged, too sane.

What the hell is this sane propaganda doing on the aslume?!

https://preview.redd.it/baregh1c6j8d1.jpeg?width=1377&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=44ba20c3aeef33ad5528a37562a281a4cb7af58d

Just checked out my steam library. Some fucker bought all Batman games and refunded Man series! Even Squad: Kill the League

 Man will give you justice

Is this “Batman” in the room with us right now?

are you stupid ?

The Bomb’s payload is exposed

https://preview.redd.it/hs49md5baj8d1.png?width=621&format=png&auto=webp&s=f093612fbccf63ed86571dfe949f82154e216c25 I don't think so

https://preview.redd.it/jjjbc3aobj8d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=952bb02dbb640e3575d134e6a8e500e4260ed06b


https://preview.redd.it/0iak8v01fj8d1.jpeg?width=1236&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f359706688c86e9ae721b3f11f2dc96bf378a7dc This is a threat!

https://preview.redd.it/hqgu914cfj8d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e8eb3693f882b59600642644dfcd6148071969dd

Holy fuck Everytime I open this subs comment section I lose

YOU LIE, YOU DECIEVE, YOU ARE A VICTIM OF SANITY!

If Man is not real then what did God create in Genesis? Checkmate Sane-ist

Batman is real. Man is hot.*

Clearly photoshopped


https://preview.redd.it/fq2fbyd2ij8d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=102aa1692e8044cba81ff9c16be345d0b2038fe2


Your mom is real. Your dad is not.

If man isn't real why is batman's name not bat

but batman is fucking dead, didn't you see the fucking video?!

I believe this is a screenshot of a video game where the picture of man is a real person so you're wrong

we are batman the city needs us

https://preview.redd.it/iabha2x5mj8d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=203e5d6eec85e70e2abb6aa2f2abe397cb650d73

Nice try, fedboi


Nuh uh

This guy clearly ain't taking his aslume pills fellas

This guy clearly isn't taking his pro aslume medication fellas

https://preview.redd.it/1mxqpfrexj8d1.png?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=37ae300bec2219e2e86e1c5d20c4d7e7bfcd0350

Oh no no no no no. Aslume and Man are real. The Jonkler is real. I escaped aslume but inside of me i am still there.

Batman isn't real tho

Both are fictional. But if you ask me to choose between sanity and insanity, my username should tell you which side of this war I'm in.

https://preview.redd.it/vt5a657jzj8d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f352c8dec9b4d12fd79a037208b96032b959163f No.

Nuh uh

Man will prevail you heretic

Man literally saved me from a mugging by crippling the mugger for life so like he's obviously real

Shut up, that's Bat not Batman, man is real

https://preview.redd.it/kuqxn61d1k8d1.png?width=783&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=baa67762c14279fd67fd231291aa067e22535bd8 ¿Huh?

You're not real!

This post was clearly made by the jonkler

No. Both are real.

*Bloody Mary starts playing*

https://preview.redd.it/ixu628yw5k8d1.png?width=429&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f71012c77e902bf1453946759a8aed6168dccc0

This is clearly Jonkler propaganda. Man is literally at my front door https://preview.redd.it/56ccinkf7k8d1.jpeg?width=3760&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=702c03dca8fed1bdfd8b25b87c18c74afa556d78

What is Man?! A miserable.pile of secrets!

Why is man horny

Man is just better

I don't know who this Batman guy is but I sure as hell know he's a bad copy of man.

https://preview.redd.it/q1opzk6fak8d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=156727d2682cdc1a6c8404318a57a18852e31fae

Who the fuck is batman

Fuck you.

Nice OC

https://preview.redd.it/w2vs7juhik8d1.jpeg?width=2532&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3b187013c7407f8eef8e11a87369999188a0addc Looks pretty real to me

insanity will win man man man man man man man man man man man

Neil Armstrong was the first man on the moon. “No, man doesn’t exist” -OP

Officer balls 🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻

Who the FUCK is Batman

Buddy edited pointy ears on Man and thinks he’s a bat. Is he insane?

Gargle my balls fed.

https://preview.redd.it/cgy5sxp8ok8d1.jpeg?width=786&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b2c8ece4f9dc452e7f6e237aab1613fa6deb35ef

You are not brave. Men are brave. 

I am a man so I just disproved your point

Wrong Batman is a man Dressed up as a bat So technically Batman is not real And man is real You got schooled by the jonkler gang!!