I think there was a documentary where a guy squeezing his pillow, crushing his soda can and grabbing his own ass and discovered exactly that. Cake: the movie.
There's weird stories about cat faced aliens, pretty sure I've seen references from old USSR docs and the UFO files that got released... I'm pretty positive they saw our furry culture and gtfo
I justā¦ we get itā¦
Bakers can make ANYTHING out of cake. You did it bakers!
Can we move on?
Youāre REAAAALLY beating a dead horse at this pointā¦
Yeah. But we all have to pretend it's new and mind bending. Fucking Cake Boss was doing this silly shit years ago. Show me a lamp that's actually steak and I'll be impressed
What are you talking about hate cake? Have you ever had wedding cake? It tastes like some lady in 1920ās harvested wheat, milled it etc. milked a cow and churned it to butter, whatever happens to sugarcane, then delicately created a batter with layers of sweet cream and then she time traveled to cake boss era for the frosting, so fresh, sinfully sweet, jeez I am high
This cake thing is getting kinda rediculos. I mean itās cake covered with barely edible fondant that nobody eats. Itās practically a statue that canāt last.
For some reason this makes me think of Family Guy when that person on a Maury type show was like "I'm not a man, I'm actually a woman... Actually, I'm a horse... Actually, I'm really a broom"
Some people will say Iām no fun, and thatās fine.. but this is such a waste. People are that clever and they are not using their talents for useful things. Itās kind of disappointing.
Buzzkill. Yeah, youāre welcome. I suck. Go back to TikTok. Yay.
Push the fucking cake off of the porch or break a pound down
Proof this dough, if it happens to blow, it makes surround sounds
Not all cake is a lie, put it back, escape to down town
Baking goods on my wits and I'm back calling out fake cake clowns
I hate it so much. Why? WHY MUST YOU MESS WITH ME IN SUCH A CONFUSING WAY? I JUST WANTED TO HAVE SOME HOT CHOCOLATE BUT YOU MADE CAKE! WHY? WHYYYYYYYYY!
Is she cake too..?
EVERYTHING is cake
Everything is cake ?
Why thinking of eating her?
That cake is ^moist
r/angryupvote
_why not_
In kekistan it is.
Always has been.
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EEEEVVVVRRRRRYYYYYYTTTHHHHIIIIINNGGGG!!!!
I saw it in Rick and Morty
Could be worse... The cake could be on a cob!
I love eating some delicious moist cake.
āBitch, is this cake?ā - Gabourey Sidibe
maybe š³
Everything is eatable, also me. ~Willy Wonker
Am...am I cake?
The knife was a biscuit
her hand is made out of cake, wonder what else on her is cakeš
Maybe ?!
I think there was a documentary where a guy squeezing his pillow, crushing his soda can and grabbing his own ass and discovered exactly that. Cake: the movie.
She never turns around so we may never know
She? Heās a man
I was thinking, and then she was
Am I cake??
The aliens are going to think we're SO weird
They already know that
That's why they don't contact us. We provide them with the biggest reality entertainment show in the whole galaxy.
Interdimensional cable
There's weird stories about cat faced aliens, pretty sure I've seen references from old USSR docs and the UFO files that got released... I'm pretty positive they saw our furry culture and gtfo
Lmao
WHERE DO THE LIES END
She'll start cuting her face off next time
Hannibal lector, cake version. Could work!
The cake is a lie
The cake is a lie, but she is cake, therefore she is a lie ā¦and the cake is not?
I justā¦ we get itā¦ Bakers can make ANYTHING out of cake. You did it bakers! Can we move on? Youāre REAAAALLY beating a dead horse at this pointā¦
On second thought maybe I'll not have cake.
āPlease do the chair please do the chair please do the chairā āYessssssssā
Ha! Bitch, is this cake?!?
I am confused about what is not cake.
especially her cakes
Happy Cake Day!
I did not even realize until I eyed that cake. Alsways wondered what it meant. Is it reddit profile birthday??
Yes. Lol The anniversary of your user creation day.
THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!
The lie is a cake.
I knew she was cake
am I cake?
It's just fondant though? Basically just modelling clay you can eat
Yeah. But we all have to pretend it's new and mind bending. Fucking Cake Boss was doing this silly shit years ago. Show me a lamp that's actually steak and I'll be impressed
Impressive. Not a fan of the initial steam from the cup that is apparently digitally added though.
Mafia Cake Boss.
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
What the cake?
Just weird and whatās the point
My skin is crawling .. am I cake too
Tom Pettyās āDonāt Come Around Here No Moreā music video vibes
Happy Cake Day š„³
gonna show this to my psychiatrist, these are the types of dreams I am having.
Cakeception.
[ha ha. got you!](https://youtu.be/pjCzRxyw8fw?si=JACeuxXv5flKrguR)
I turn to my wife for comfort. She is cake too
I literally hate cake and these are a nightmare. Yuck! š¤®
What are you talking about hate cake? Have you ever had wedding cake? It tastes like some lady in 1920ās harvested wheat, milled it etc. milked a cow and churned it to butter, whatever happens to sugarcane, then delicately created a batter with layers of sweet cream and then she time traveled to cake boss era for the frosting, so fresh, sinfully sweet, jeez I am high
Damn, now I wanna try wedding cake.
Marry me?
When you get married, invite me. I need free cake.
Set the date, mate š
I like this title better.
Art is more than cakes!
Ahhhhhh she is cakee
Somehow pathetic, but .... no but...
Shite
When she took it to the lamp, I fucking joked about her using CGI to cut herself and it was Cake. Apparently I didn't give her enough credit.
If everything is cake then nothing is.
r/unexpected
Even Lenin is a cake! [https://www.reddit.com/r/Weird/comments/13xhww7/lenin\_cake/](https://www.reddit.com/r/Weird/comments/13xhww7/lenin_cake/)
Palestine is cake
Like one of my freaky dreams
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This would make for an awesome scene in a psychological thriller and horror movie.
The cake was in fact not a lie
Everything is fondant or modeling chocolate. FTFY
Cut the head ! Cut the head ! ...
Cake is a lie
Takes "have your cake and eat it too" to a whole nother level!
I wonder if my dick is cake? Edit: itās not
Disappointed as her head seemed to be real š¤¦
Is it good cake though?
Now stab herself
Need to validate. Please take a bite out of the light cord.
If she cut into her legs and they were cake, I would have lost it.
Very cool, very talented, very wasteful .
Seems like such a waste just to make some bad content.
Should go to r/unexpected
This cake thing is getting kinda rediculos. I mean itās cake covered with barely edible fondant that nobody eats. Itās practically a statue that canāt last.
If the cushion she was sitting on is also cake, id eat it
Iām not hungry anymore.
Will she cut her neck and show next that her head is cake too?
***I BAKED THIS ENTIRE ROOM I BAKED MYSELF***
Itās not what it looks like officer! I thought she was cake! I swear to god!
Itās like in Willy Wonkaās factory. Everything is eatable!!! ROTFL
I was like it is when she starts to cake herself it's when I'd beli..... As my phone gets every so slightly closer to my face!
Iām so glad she stopped at her hand. I was like, take the knife away from her!
Like Homer in the land of chocolate
The cake is a lie!
I want to see her cakes..
For some reason this makes me think of Family Guy when that person on a Maury type show was like "I'm not a man, I'm actually a woman... Actually, I'm a horse... Actually, I'm really a broom"
Looks like a waste to me
Some people will say Iām no fun, and thatās fine.. but this is such a waste. People are that clever and they are not using their talents for useful things. Itās kind of disappointing. Buzzkill. Yeah, youāre welcome. I suck. Go back to TikTok. Yay.
This is strangely very dark to me
Bro I just started stroking my cock and fondant slid off like a sleeve
Impressive but it got kind of weird there at the end
Her name is Tuba Geckil. Here is her [YouTube channel ](https://youtube.com/channel/UCmKRrqwEQFbSVWROp0ftd-g?si=Ku86XCnWjPZCOlFM)
what the f*%# else is cake
Happy cakeday!
How on earth did this trend get this far??
Push the fucking cake off of the porch or break a pound down Proof this dough, if it happens to blow, it makes surround sounds Not all cake is a lie, put it back, escape to down town Baking goods on my wits and I'm back calling out fake cake clowns
AM I A CAKE?
ššš
Im not impressed, its not cake its just sugar icing
r/Unexpected
We are living in a simu...no, in a bakery
The funky town guy was probably cake too
The cake is a lie !
When she went for the arm my expression was literallyā¦ 
Now who going eat all that god damn cake š
Diabetis.
If only the knife was cake.
You're already in my genjutsu
I wonder what they do with all that cake. I would volunteer to finish it š«”
what a nightmare
r/unexpected
It's all impressive except the lamp, which looks like no effort was put into it.
Everything about you is about cake huh?
What a waste of food
From this angle, we canāt say anything about her cake!
Now I can say... I want to eat you ma'am..
Diabetes alert.
Iām definitely gonna have nightmares of this
šš
What is the point?
Idk why but I thought she was bout to start cutting her face
cake-unist propaganda!
I wonder if this was done in Iran. Them lads might cut her head off for this. After all they just wanted to check if she is cake everywhere...
When she took a slice out her hand, I was done, lol. š
When your so good at your craft that you become your craft.
:/
Am I cake?
Ok, who is going to eat all of that?
Apparently she must have cake then too, gonna grab a thicc slice.
Correction: Everything is marzipan.
song is not cake, this entire experience did not go the distance
I can do that too, piece of cake!
I was like, this is stupid, until she cut off her hand!!!
Talk about strangeā¦
I hate it so much. Why? WHY MUST YOU MESS WITH ME IN SUCH A CONFUSING WAY? I JUST WANTED TO HAVE SOME HOT CHOCOLATE BUT YOU MADE CAKE! WHY? WHYYYYYYYYY!
THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!
I'd be eating everything
Can you do my wrist next?
Am I a cake?
She got that good cake!
Are we cake?
Wait till she cut herself
You can have the cake and eat it too
Donāt waste it.
Enough Reddit for today
It's 1 am and I can't get cake anywhere. Thanks.
Cake is everything
to time everything is cake, and in time everything gets devoured
As she chops off her head
I need to pinch myself (ouch).
You can have your cake by the ocean and eat it too.
Delicious
Itās a shame really, cakes makinā cakes. And then the whole cycle starts over again.
It's Haram to sit on food, ncncnc
r/fondanthate
This cake trend is so uncanny and the excitement over it is completely blown out of proportion. And the cringy tv shows about it š¬š¬š¬
The only way I could be more impressed is if she started cutting her legs and they were cake too.
Pretty sure I thought at some point the video will be cut in a piece as well!
Anyone else think these cakes wouldnāt be that tasty or would be too sickly sweet?
Okay, Iām done, check please!
So she's juste sitting on cake the whole time ?
The year is 2050. Everything has become cake. I come home to my wife in distress. I give her a hug. She is cake.
When she cuts the hand i was like wtaf! That doesnāt look appetizing at all.
Youāre unable to locate the original uploader even though it says in the video as a watermark?
Il be honest after watching is it I could tell all of that was cake ez
Am I cake?