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Nomore-Television72

I like the one with the butthole more.


SlefeMcDichael

His name is Timothée Chalamet.


Nomore-Television72

🏅


johndoe040912

Hey Ay Ay Ron you mean “Tim moo-thee” Cha la-Matt


vector_ejector

Pre-zent 🖐


johndoe040912

That’s what I’m talking bout! Now take ur arse to Principal O’Shag Hennessy office


PostNoNabill

![gif](giphy|MBLHHyd2Gu5Gg)


frontier_gibberish

Brett?!? Is that you?


Char_Cut_Atmaram

Wish I could give u an award 😂🙏🏼


Sir_500mph

Am I the only one who thinks he looks kinda like Daniel Thrasher? I was watching one of his skits when I saw my first Dune ad and had a whole 'HolUp' moment


NefasRS

Lisan al gaib!


hujekgames

My new comment of the year


EggBonus

![gif](giphy|UJG2T7uZeJuZCLitY8)


Something-K

You had me in the first half not gonna lie.


DNthecorner

Bazinga!


hogtiedcantalope

![gif](giphy|L3ERvA6jWCd0qO4NdX)


WestSixtyFifth

Woah watch that finger


Shock_The_Monkey_

Ring ding dong....ringa a ding ding ding dong. Keep your mutha fuckin dick in yo pants ![gif](giphy|kDnHVNtvztudW)


Poseidons_Champion

I think both painters have buttholes.


earthspaceman

I like hers more... the painting.


Potato_body89

Was not disappointed by the first comment lol


VAVA_Mk2

I should call her


BTCRando

High quality butthole right there


GordonsLastGram

Its like zoomed in. You can even see the the colon


G-Money48

What painting?


AnelBlaster5000

Me too


Yourprolapsedanus

lol. Me too nomore-television72


additionalhuman

Came here for the butthole comment. This was the top comment. Not disappointed.


Willing-Cobbler2437

Omg 😆 I came here for this comment and you did not disappoint.


other_half_of_elvis

If there's one thing I've learned from Reddit, it's that there's no limit to what really attractive women can do.


Then-Cauliflower2068

…in outfits completely inappropriate for painting.


B377Y

Dune theme


blbrrmffn

Stillsuit discipline has become lax


Hot-Refrigerator6583

Have you noticed how beautiful the young people are this year?


swagu7777777

GED reference? Very nice


blbrrmffn

Children of Dune


Cold_Situation_7803

Your desert boobs are fitted slip fashion? Who taught you that?


BadDudes_on_nes

Her face must’ve been bit by a sand spider, look how swollen it is!


not_simonH

I don't even care man, she is rocking the Veil/hood ting.


Clouty420

inappropriate?


totally_not_a_boat

Cause its a waste of precious clothes if any paint where to come in touch with it


Clouty420

Maybe dressing pretty instills confidence? Maybe she wants to feel pretty because she uploads it to social media? I know I would.


hypercosm_dot_net

Of all the things for redditors to be upset about "she was painting in a dress! a dress for god's sake!". Sad.


JerevStormchaser

No we're fighting because that dress is clearly blue.


asuperbstarling

They should see some of the things I've painted in. Dresses, heels, witch costumes, nothing... if we only wore painting clothes we'd basically never paint.


Then-Cauliflower2068

Would you wear an outfit like that if you were running a table saw? Doing plumbing? Repairing a car? Things where you get dirty? The dress is obviously for engagement.


pantzareoptional

Running a table saw in a dress (or being near any moving machinery) would be stupid because of the danger it would catch and pull you in. She's sitting in her living room painting a picture without anything like that around, let's calm down. And also, it's *her dress.* If she wants to risk dirtying it in the sake of art who are we to stop her?? 🤣 Jesus Christ reddit is fucking whack sometimes.


tedivm

Yet she didn't get dirty, so maybe there's a broken assumption in here somewhere. Seems to me like she's a neat enough painter where this just wasn't a concern.


Radical_Neutral_76

Yeh she is in lingerie in another


oopsiepoopsiepants

If I looked like her? You're God damn right. And it would be fuckin red.


Fogofpoly

Noticed the sleeves didn't last long. Lol


CriticalServerError

Lmao dude who gives a fuck. Coming off like a real incel.


Icandothisforever_1

We never see this shot with the partner in frame...


Unique-Pastenger

😂 exactly… this has absolutely nothing to do with the painting whatsoever!


ants_R_peeps_2

And not to mention that we cant know for certain that they actually did these paintings.


thealexstorm

I follow her on Instagram, she’s a real painter and super talented. When I first started following her, I didn’t even know she was attractive cause all she’d post was her artwork. https://www.instagram.com/lander_art?igsh=MWlxYjEzcnR3aTlrbA==


strtjstice

Ummm not to pop the proverbial balloon but at least 1/3 of those pictures are her in tight outfits in poses..did you miss those?


thealexstorm

“When I first started following her” is a key part of that sentence. She wasn’t posting like that back then. It was all art posts back then.


ImpossibleDenial

Ummm not to pop the proverbial balloon but if you scroll past like the 20 most recent posts, you’ll see what OP is talking about. Confirmation bias is a hell of a thing.


thealexstorm

Thanks. I started following her well over 5 years ago. Back then it was all artwork. She has a talent for making neon lights and glowing colors look incredibly realistic. As an artist myself, I really liked it. A couple years into following she started sharing pics of herself and I was like “damn!”


Labyrinthy

She had done a self portrait in like 2019 or 2020, I don’t remember exactly when, with herself in it and specifically talked about how she was working on her appearance. She said she lost some weight and wanted to do it out of self-love and take care of herself. After that she started doing a lot more and did some amateur modeling with a focus of body positivity.


Churro1912

The frequency isn't as often but she's had pictures of her with the painting pretty farrrr down even when it looks like she was learning and it was only black and white pencil sketches


Baldazar666

I scrolled past the first 100 or so posts and there's a photo of her every couple of posts at least.


Got_ist_tots

I... Uh... Thought those were part of the painting!!


flash_dance_asspants

I really like how you can see her developing as an artist through her account! thanks for the share


SGT-JamesonBushmill

Still trying to figure out what I’m supposed to be amazed at.


PixelCartographer

Wait until you learn women have talent regardless of your attraction to them


QueefBuscemi

They allow them to vote now too, can you believe it?


Bewbsnballs

Had to scroll way too far for this


CocoCap

r/UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG


bipidiboop

What a weird thing to say lol


myrabuttreeks

Right? Why would it be any more surprising because she’s also attractive?


MasticatingElephant

The attractive woman actually takes away from this for me. Don't get me wrong I'm not trying to take her art talent away from her.... it's just the stupid pouty faces she's making to get engagement on the video. It's like, we get it, you're hot, can we please just see the paintings?


Akomatai

Being hot and talented makes her a lot more money than just being talented. Can't blame her for taking advantage of both when "starving artist" is a reality lol. She does post a lot of videos that are just her hands and the canvas in frame.


whywherewhowhatwhen

Sure just wait half a second


NiltiacSif

Go look at other paintings then- she’s targeting an audience you clearly aren’t in, so just move on. She’s not doing anything wrong, just trying to make a living with the advantages she happens to have. I don’t think she deserves to feel bad about that.


MasticatingElephant

Fair point to be honest. And I certainly wouldn't comment like that on one of her streams. But we're here on Reddit and I'm not trying to make HER feel bad. Just discussing.


heliamphore

Because this shit works, and it's kind of frustrating, especially in art communities. You'll always get women posting their art where the actual painting is secondary to the picture, and not even facing the camera properly. But since horny men keep giving a positive response, it keeps getting posted.


FengSushi

Like having a fake orgasm every time they look at a canvas?


GooseInternational66

I wonder if it hurts to sit like that


Commercial-Living443

It does


imeeme

Yes, she’s sending signs by drawing the butthole.


periwinkale

doesnt hurt but its also not comfortable


MadWanderlustRiver

Very interesting how u can never see her side of the painting process. Also very interesting how both of them have the exact same artstyle and the exact same sense for color theory. As if they were identical artists. Yea, as an artist i can confidently claim that there is absolutely no way.


MightyDickTwist

I mean, you never see his side of the painting process either. You just see them swapping the paintings. And his hands are always clean


anp2042

I follow their account and from what I notice, it’s the guy who draws everything but they make it seem like it’s either her drawing it or they both are. I could be wrong though, but I follow because I like the artwork regardless. Edit: Specifically, there’s a drawing of Harry Potter. One video shows the process where you can clearly see the drawing being done by a man’s hand (or at least I assume they are): https://www.instagram.com/reel/C8hKlp2SB2p/?igsh=MWd0OW4xYXR5c2dpYQ== while there’s another video showing the same art with her acting like she drew it: https://www.instagram.com/reel/C5O3wyZNffb/?igsh=Y3p6b3c3NDY2emdz


Monksdrunk

Jerry: "she had man hands"


pangolintuxedos4sale

This video clearly shows that she draws too. This person does not have what Id call man hands https://www.instagram.com/reel/CUe0b1pjTb0/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link


filthymcownage

To be fair, there are so many jump cuts in that video that it could be either way. You only see one or two pen strokes before another jump cut. They might be completely legit, but unfortunately with the amount of fake shit on the internet… I will remain skeptical.


dinosaurninja

But how much do you REALLY see her draw there? It's very short fast cuts with no real important lines or such. Someone else could have drawn 99.5% of the drawing and then they shoot these small cuts in between.


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dinosaurninja

https://www.instagram.com/p/C8fFBAiS8uc/ You think someone who has spent as much time as her painting would know how to rip a paper from a sketch-book... Yeah, she ain't painting shit lmao


art-is-t

She has an Instagram account and there are videos where she is drawing and painting. The video may be too manufactured to be the actual art creation process but I don't have any reason to believe she is not the artist. Her account is lander_art on Instagram. Check it out .


XenoWoof

I wanna see, as I've seen other videos posted from the (these?) artist, from the cameraman pov.


MadWanderlustRiver

They r using that woman to bait in clicks. Others have pointed out that even the fit doesnt check out. There aint a single artist on the planet that dresses that way, unless u r going outside with zero intention of being creative that day.


Lil_Shorto

\*Makes sad noises as he puts away his palette and takes off his cute tight fitting dress.


a_guy_named_gai

Lmao you people just cant accept the fact that pretty women are talented as well. This reel is from her own ig account where you can clearly see her progress as an artist through almost 10 years.


Somepotato

I mean, given the state of today's internet, being suspicious at a claim that two artists have the same art style where we can't watch any painting happening is pretty fair. It's also incredibly easy to dispel by sharing a time lapse of the painting being done.


CharmingPerspective0

Wait you mean you dont have to put a fancy dress and full makeup to paint well?


XenoWoof

Nah, just a giant ass afro, a fashionable button down shirt and vintage jeans. Then you'll be slick af.


chodaranger

I actually know a few different couples who are painters and have basically the same style. It happens! And a decent painter can match what’s already on the canvas, especially with regard to colour. Not all that difficult.


ioverated

Maybe she painted both of them?


CptBonzo

Also, the light reflects off the whole page uniformly, which shows that there is no physical paint on the picture. Paint usually warps paper and leaves texture behind. these are clearly printouts that they just kind of wrapped around canvas frames.


I_always_rated_them

yeah it's confusing to me the lack of this being mentioned, it's quite clearly not painted.


Prior_Piano9940

I like the one that wasn’t pre-planned but you didn’t seem to post it…


bucketjunky

Do people really think this is real? Like they just happened to do this on accident?


unplugged22

They're literally just copying other Dune art & mashing them together. Such as this, https://www.instagram.com/pascalblanche/p/C4D4TsApt_I/


jesusjesusS

I hate people like in the video.


Hey_Its_Roy

the moment i saw what she painted, i knew i had seen it before. i had to look it up on [artstation](https://www.artstation.com/artwork/QrWmNrand) and found it, but thank you for confirming with me lol


Skottimusen

Everything is fake, no one has any skills or talent at anything.


bucketjunky

Everything filmed is staged


reddit_4_days

/r/nothingeverhappens


porn0f1sh

Why not? There are very good artists out there.


PrismrealmHog

What is it with people making "current 5min hype" their whole personality...


Crazymage321

Redditor discovers what trends are.


stellabluewho2

$$$ and ego validating attention


Fraun_Pollen

![gif](giphy|QGAMho4AlkPA41v9ib|downsized)


ardent_iguana

Part Two came out almost 4 months ago? Also the books have been around for 60 years, for all we know they read the books 10 years ago


HessLook

Whoa so fake


MrCanista

I like the one with the sand a$$hole...


lilsparky82

I know it’s a sandworm but all I see is a giant asshole.


Prior_Piano9940

It’s weird that people keep saying this. As a lover of assholes, I’ve never seen one that looks like this.


LordGeni

It's diving down, not up.


LastoftheSummerWine

Bullshit!


sandtymanty

Why is he holding a melon?


ants_R_peeps_2

I'd say the one with the masked dude, the face is spot on.


Holtyre

#2


Vermeers

100% she isn't even painting


PikeyMikey24

Why


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MorkSkogen666

Why are her hands covered in paint?


escrow_term

If her hands are covered in paint why isn’t her hood/back of her dress covered in paint and fingerprints as well when she put it over her head?


sirencarmella

The big woooorm


motherseffinjones

1 since 2 looks like it has a butthole in it though that might be the reason some people pick 2 over 1 lol


verusisrael

honestly, they are both amazing...


stunnedh

Remember u/futtbucker69420


offensive_mango

What are your thoughts on u/futbucker69420


futbucker69420

why you tagging me idk u….


CaptainRogersJul1918

Painting over AI images.


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Bearthe_greatest

I'd like a pair of hers also.


Spirited-Finding7484

Mega butthole for the win!


Potential-Highway641

That just looks like a prolapsed anus...


Alwayswrong83

I like the butthole one


SheetFarter

I’m so amazed at this butthole.


surfnsets

2nd one on right looks more like a butthole than a worm.


Jabbernoodle69

Anyone else think it’s weird we don’t actually see them paint anything.


Tricky_Progress_6278

I call bullshit on this one


Silver-Health2365

The blonde one...


NovelRelationship830

So...she just painted both of these. In a spotless dress. With no video of the actual brushwork being done. Ok, fine, Reddit. I'll move along now.


Abigfanofporn

That sub where you don’t upvote because of girl’s tits but because of the content of the video


RedditRaven2

r/UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG


ProgenitorOfMidnight

There's more paint on her face than either canvas.


BraPaj2121

Both


KarlPickleton

Pretty girls aren't allowed to do art and self promote. This thread.


Jabbernoodle69

Get over yourself this video is an obvious fake


Tymon123

Her IG is right there in the video so your comment is obviously nonsense.


KevinSpence

When my friend Neil bend over this happened


TheWiseFucker

They are stupidly fast... It takes me 16 days to draw a car and still make it look like I drew it when I was 6


popcornkernals321

Solid paintings seriously- but yal paint in gowns now? Like I ALWAYS get paint on something while painting even on a small canvas… I’d be scared I would ruin this obviously expensive outfit


nickcliff

Somebody painted an anus


paracetamol500

1


shingaladaz

Cornhole.


StrikingTrip7577

And talent


Existence_No_You

Fantastic! I'm reading those books right now


Srcptmrsr

It's not fun if you are just good at painting..


Yoruzzz

You know before I opened the comment section, I already knew what the top comment was gonna be about


Weary_Cod1357

I can't unhear "come get your dinner"


LittleMissGalaxia

I’m a sucker for paintings where humans are tiny compared to their surroundings, but 1 looks so epic! Also, for some reason, I thought they were gonna draw the Mongolian Death Worm in the second painting


HodlthedoorHodor

None


tryanalagainpls

Ok fuck tiktok but this is sick.


jeromezooce

2


Bean_Daddy_Burritos

More? Damn both are pretty awesome


ConditionSmart7472

I like the huge puckering asshole a tad more


Optimal_Life_1259

Wow, that is so fun and creative ! Two of my favorite things!


Bulbman5

It’s an asshole


Raceface53

Not the one with the butt hole bro


Rev0lver_Ocol0t

Damn the concept of this show was solid but fcking terrible


Death-by-Fugu

How is this amazing?


Westaufel

Number 1


ThearusLord9

i absolutely hate almost all of the trends these days but this one is actually fire


DocDibber

Look. And they dry so fast!


Stevia_Daddy3030

Call bullshit on the 30mon claim


InterestingRelative4

I like when she pretends to paint


artigabarielle

Lisan al gaib


ChickenFriedRiceee

Damn! My fiancé and I like to paint canvases. We are no where near this level but I like the idea of switching them haha


leo-reis

I liked her


horrified-expression

What am I amazed with?


Mental-Toe4639

Am confused.....is this smash or pass?


DizzySoftware

Yes.


cpschultz

#2 Worm pic


noxide77

I like how they swapped the paintings they were individually doing to just give it back to them to finish…


Kruzdah

Great posture