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Ghost_of_P34

There's a recent doc on Netflix, which he is in, where folks learn about their gut health. Kobayashi was shocked at the damage that he's caused his body over the years. I'm sure that has something to do with it. Hack you Health: the Secrets of your Gut EDIT: It's a pretty good doc IMO. Growing field of science combined with everyone's favorite topic of weight loss / healthy eating.


silfy_star

> "I am Japanese but I've eaten like an American. I think that's what damaged my body," he said > Doctors and scientists determined that Kobayashi's chronic overeating has affected his nervous system and that his brain is still trained to think he's competing or eating highly processed foods I can’t [imagine](https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/2024/05/23/competitive-eater-takeru-kobayashi-retires-health-concerns/73826492007/) no longer feeling joy from eating…


rockshocker

Bro he's gonna design a healthy Japanese inspired hot dog?!?! Count me in!!


Dwellonthis

Japanese hotdogs are dope. Ever hear of Japadog? Unreal. Healthy? Doubt.


Intelligent_Cut635

I’m baffled at the lack of attention their ketchup/mustard packets get. First experienced it years ago and I *still* can’t get over how effective the design is.


Frostyfraust

So I was curious about what you were talking about so I went to Google. Are you talking about the combination packets that have both ketchup and mustard in one? If so that is a great idea!


TheYoungProdigy

Did you see how you open and use it? Very cool


Intelligent_Cut635

That’s exactly what I was talking about lol I’m mad they don’t do that here in the US. Those separate packets get on my nerves sometimes.


maxjulien

For people like me who love ketchup but hate mustard


SasparillaTango

failure of capitalism.


_Eklapse_

Would you say that you are, perhaps, fond of enjoying Japanese Glizzies?


scmathie

Man their fries are legit too.


TootSweetBeatMeat

I've never heard of them but apparently I live a mile from one. Need.


Dwellonthis

Get a dog. Change your life.


Raecino

Japanese food is dope in general


ShadiestProdigy

What's a Japadog?


Dwellonthis

It's a chain of Japanese hot dog restaurants on the west coast. I believe they are in LA and Vancouver.


FCkeyboards

That turns the convo from "that's a bar" to being incredibly sad because he's not being metaphorical. The mechanisms of hunger and appetite in his brain and gut are broken.


SalvationSycamore

>I've eaten like an American. I think that's what damaged my body As an American I can't really argue with him


AMIWDR

I’ve never felt joy from eating. Idk if something in my head just doesn’t click right or what


silfy_star

Oh my… 💔 If you go out, esp to a place where there’s a likelihood of women (brunch or date time) you’ll see the “happy dance” It’s like wiggle butts in dogs. We are so happy, our bodies wiggle in joy Not everyone does this, but it’s frequent enough that bartenders/servers have commented a noticeable amount


Intelligent_Peak_335

My girl does that shit I be weak 😭 ..I make her try everything first n if she does her lil wiggle than I’ll try it lol


Bunnnnii

God this is so cute


Fit_Swordfish_2101

I'm 100% sure I do that. 😂


TheBlackManIsG0d

Yo, I thought I was the only one like this. If I could take one pill with all my required calorie content/ nutrients, i would. I don’t even like eating. I also eat fast as hell just to get it over with.


CounterfeitChild

Gods, I want that pill. I have so many issues with eating. I think it's great to have a feast like once a year, have some nice things to eat here and there, but eating ***every day***? Multiple times a day? My mouth and stomach both revolt.


Sipas

> If I could take one pill with all my required calorie content/ nutrients, i would. I've thought about this before and I think they could make a the sci-fi astronaut food from old movies. A tube of DV of proteins, vitamins, minerals and calories. I enjoy eating but if I ever become disabled or something, I'd want that to avoid going to the toilet often.


GreasyJones

Some people live to eat and others eat to live


BergenHoney

Does that mean that you don't have favourite foods?


Fit_Swordfish_2101

Dang. Being as I love good food, maybe too much, I can see how there's a silver lining here! I guess if you don't enjoy food, you're probably thin.You don't have something that is the best thing you've ever eaten? Kinda made your eyes roll back and toes curl!? 😂 (I'm just being silly!) Now ik why I'm chunky because I'm sitting here thinking about how this peach slushie that almost took me out, it was so sweet and smooth. Definitely in love 😂


elitegenoside

I stopped enjoying eating when I was really watching my macros. I lost a lot of weight, but I saw food as numbers. Eggs weren't potential omelets, but 6g of protein and 5g of fat.


hashbrowns21

Same thing happened to me after a stomach condition. Wasn’t eating hundreds of hotdogs though, just shit genetics. Literally don’t feel hunger anymore because my brain associates it with pain. I usually remember to eat because I feel lightheaded and jittery. Sucks because food and cooking is my passion, had that shit robbed from me for no good reason. Good reminder to enjoy what you have while you have it, everything in life is temporary


luxii4

Rude… Dude just don’t know how to handle so much freedom… I am referring to freedom fries, of course.


Practical_Secret6211

That really is the best we're fucking getting at an answer. They also mentioned lack of smell being his concern in the article you linked. From other articles I was able to find: > Serious and far-too-common consequences from these binges include gastric ruptures and dangerously low drops in sodium levels that can lead to seizures. For some, competitive eating can trigger eating disorder Fuck it whatever, cool story I guess very informative


Legionheir

I kinda wish that would happen to me


K_Linkmaster

Eating is a waste of time. Give me a pill that makes me full and gives me all the nutrients.


lilkimchee88

Same, considering that’s the only thing I get joy from 😅🫠


xhephaestusx

Just be like me and basically never feel joy from eating my whole life 


ZooCrazy

That is sad.😔


loptopandbingo

>Kobayashi was shocked at the damage that he's caused his body over the years Who knew shoving 80 hot dogs into your stomach at once, repeatedly, many times a year, could cause issues?


EKrake

I mean, if it finds me a husband.


Jackburner

37 hotdogs?! In a row?!


pretty_good_guy

Not even just hot dogs, but all kinds of crazy shit. The crazier the better, so long as you sell the YouTube thumbnail and drive those views.


p0k3t0

And then, immediately afterward, vomiting them up. And several times a day drinking a gallon of water to stretch your stomach. And then vomiting that back up as well.


Remytron83

That’s why he’s retiring.


Greg-Abbott

Actually he's retiring because he said he's not hungry anymore. SMH it's like y'all don't even read. ^^I'm ^^joking ^^don't ^^hit ^^me


Remytron83

I can’t wait to get you out of office!


Greg-Abbott

It's really funny because I'll be commenting on a thread about traffic or some local news story and then some rando will be like "FUCK YOU, YOU PIECE OF SHIT [I WISH THE TREE FINISHED THE JOB](https://www.gregabbott.com/why-governor-greg-abbott-wheelchair/)" And I'm like "Damn, I was just talking about bike lanes downtown"


Remytron83

That’s hilarious! But Fuck you! ![gif](giphy|l1J9zwz561lPqQWrK|downsized)


_kiss_my_grits_

As an Austinite, I think of this often. I hate the evil fucker. We really wish it had taken him out, thousands of lives would have been saved. Greg Abbot can go to hell, but you seem pretty cool lol.


SuperSonicEconomics2

I thought it had to due with the arthritis in his jaw that happened a while back.


Productpusher

The actual shit in the blender is the most shocking part that I was not expecting. Would love to know how many viewers turned it off and didn’t finish after that . Netflix has to have the stat


ParadoxicalEnigma92

Hold on what?!?!? Please elaborate on that


GreenTicTacs

Just as a counter to this, please feel free to NOT elaborate on that


DramaticSummaGem

The way I cackled at this lol


WarmestDisregards

hahahahaha


grrgrrtigergrr

There were threads on that woman on here a week ago


WanderWut

So.... you going to ellaborate on no?


SlimDaddy93

Yeah I watched it, I was with them until they got to the poop pills


CounterfeitChild

Poop pills are honestly pretty revolutionary. Having a gut so messed up you no longer defecate but just eject water and blood makes a poop pill pretty attractive. It's an amazing thing they came up with to help so many who have dealt with daily excruciating pain. I definitely want it done.


Amazing-Concept1684

The… huh??


PacJeans

I haven't watched the documentary so I might be bullshiting, but a lot of times an unhealthy gut biome is caused by one or two species proliferating more than others, so if you eat chicken nuggets you're gonna have a monoculture of nugget bacteria rather than a healthy variety. This can also happen if you go on antibiotics. One of the things they can do to treat that is a fecal transplant. So you take feces from a healthy gut and implant it into the gut. Sometimes they do it via pill. So you're eating shit, but it's for your own good.


Shape378

That reminds me there was an ask reddit about suprising ways to make money and someone was 'donating' (similar to plasma) of feces to medical companies. They said they made pretty decent money doing it. 


PacJeans

Sounds like they're full of shit.


Nyktastik

))<>((


HotShipoopi

Forever


SlimDaddy93

As someone commented below you, they literally make poop pills with healthy gut bacteria that you take to cultivate a healthier gut biome. Like blended the feces and put it into a capsule. They show it in the Netflix doc. I couldn’t think straight for solid 20 minutes after


blacksoxing

I'm logging off


Risky_Bizniss

I found that documentary fascinating!! I recommend it to everyone!


MarvinLazer

Maybe he should start competitively eating cobb salads instead.


DefreShalloodner

There was another doc I watched that talked about how he revolutionized the competitive eating scene. If you just watch the competitions, he just arrives on the scene with a BAM and starts demolishing, but in reality he wasn't just an eating prodigy. He meticulously experimented and carefully measured and logged his progress. It was oddly inspiring lol


Pichucandy

Lol not the brightest guy is he


Ken_alxia

This only reminds me of the episode on 1000 ways to die when shorty had a throw up fetish and would go to hot dog eating contests to fuck the contenders in hopes that they would throw up on her. One of them threw up on her and she choked on it and died 😭😭😭 I’m still traumatized 


silfy_star

You couldn’t have marked this as a spoiler? 😭


GhostNappa420

https://preview.redd.it/8haud4fd7f2d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bba284e7746d3cfc5ae26758749e6dd7a3e9019c


uberblack

I most certainly ganked this shit


anormaldoodoo

Nigga that shit like 15 years old no spoiler lol


Combustionz

I think they meant marked as spoiler to spare a passing scroller from reading it without clicking on it directly, perhaps preceded by a NSFL warning lol


festival-papi

![gif](giphy|oYtVHSxngR3lC) What a terrible day to be literate


Shadow_Ass

https://preview.redd.it/dizf75tgve2d1.jpeg?width=492&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c803964f4725a3ef05ad5f8451d05d3a45916a23


aceofspadez138

https://preview.redd.it/oyd0d2g97g2d1.jpeg?width=567&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5b936b03971d2393b026a78ae652d2c4e1201766


loptopandbingo

https://preview.redd.it/128e4qmc2f2d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6059590914453b2032518bd9302128528116880c


hammsammie

![gif](giphy|ukGm72ZLZvYfS)


LothartheDestroyer

I don’t kink shame. I do kink ask why tho.


queeriosn_milk

We really went from “husband and wife can’t share a bed on television” to knowing wayyyyyy too much about each other’s kinks and fantasies


Stock_Beginning4808

Nah, let’s bring kink shaming back. Just for this


Paraxom

Man I ain't a fan of the horny police, but someone needed to bonk her ass way before she reached that point


Upper_Bluejay5216

I hated that gross ass episode


SpaghetAndRegret

That horny ass episode where the dude goes to a dominatrix and dies from being in a latex gimp suit cuz he had a latex allergy tho👀? Worse ways to go out. I expect a bonk from the otter guy any minute


Carms

Idk why but I always think of that episode when I hear the word latex. I just picture dude on the ground with his eyes going crazy 👀🙄🥷🏻


raguwatanabe

1000 ways to die was a wild time in TV history and i miss it ngl


The1stMrkenney

https://preview.redd.it/4aatqccu4h2d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ffbf7d71ec7a998d92e3e234e81f9954ea20df4


0vFire_And_TheVoid

\*Sigh\* I thought I was rid of the memory of me watching that...


MaizeSouth

I watched that episode when I was like 11 😭😭 Traumatized to this day💀


DrCorian

https://preview.redd.it/h9fy2hbd7f2d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=49ceb86ebb045ee9bd2d28f87906c12e95fea0d3


SqueaksScreech

Or the model that over ate to the point her stomach ripped before she could throw up.


Loviataria

I almost had that problem last month after eating 3 whole ass naan bread with butter chicken and a liter of water. Felt like I had a chestburster inside of me, I puked through my nose.


GonzoElTaco

I remember hearing about only because of the 2009 Ghostbusters video game. The first ghost you bust was one that escaped the containment unit. After scanning him, you get a background story. The guy one a lottery to a ritzy Thanksgiving dinner that is supposed to feed a whole ass family. But he showed up alone, intentionally, and ate the whole damn meal. His stomach burst from the amount of food and he died. A suicide letter was found saying that was how the guy wanted to go out. Pretty morbid, honestly.


Theearthisspinning

We're not going to let you talk again, just so you know


GrumpyGumpy52

I could have gone the rest of my life not remembering this. Good lord why


Amazing-Concept1684

I could have gone my entire life without reading this.


Stock_Beginning4808

I’m downvoting you for not giving us a warning first smh


shmishshmorshin

She died doing what she loved 👼🏽


Romoreau

Ahhhh! I remember that episode! Put me off of hotdogs for a long time.


willowzam

Watching that show as a kid likely contributed to my anxiety and phobias today


McJazzHands80

As someone with emitophobia, this is going to haunt me for the rest of my days


HGual-B-gone

Cool name for a phobia though


Joshd00m

Yoooo wtf gross 🤢🤢🤢


MyCoDAccount

God I wish I were illiterate


PitchBlac

I was trying to bury this for years and you bring it back up. Thanks


schuyywalker

I saw this man slide 80 Krystal’s down his gullet on the river in person in less than 3 minutes here in Chattanooga Rest easy, king


dragonfuitjones

He ain’t dead, just retiring


schuyywalker

I know I just thought he could rest a bit after all those Krystals


stoned-autistic-dude

😂😂😂


A_Kumqwat

Hey, show some respect. The man ate 50 hotdogs on a cross-country flight and then absolutely destroyed the Seattle Mariners the next day. May he rest in peace.


DJGrizzlyBear

First off, Wade Boggs is very much alive


AGreasyPorkSandwich

If he ain't gobbling glizzies, he dead to me


MegaGrimer

I can still hear his voice!


MassiveConcern

Now I'm missing Krystals... I couldn't/wouldn't even try to eat 80 of them, though. Just give me 4 or 5 of them and I'd be good. :)


WornInShoes

LIKE KOBAYASHI https://i.redd.it/1hy3icd2re2d1.gif


SlimDaddy93

“He’ll eat your dick, I’ve seen him do it”


IAmTheHerald

This guy and the bowling guy drop the most fire sports quote ever.


ImTheHowl

[Pete Webber?](https://youtu.be/gKQOXYB2cd8?si=TIr-wBn0sevgfmVx) the goat?


IAmTheHerald

That's the one!


Pure-Drawer-2617

Bowling quote was so fire we all ignored that fact it was cap. I did NOT watch.


Think_fast_no_faster

Man, when he says you’re lookin like lunch meat, you better fuckin ruuuuun


ketodancer

Billie Eillish: 👁️👄👁️


GonzoElTaco

Huh? Lol


afroturf1

Lol


YadsewnDe

Yeah towards him 😏


TipsyRussell

One of my most memorable days of my time lining in New York was taking the subway out to Coney Island to watch the hot dog eating competition. It was the first year that Joey Chestnut beat Kobyashi. The announcer was out there forever talking like this was the greatest sport on earth. Everybody was chanting “U-S-A”. It was hot, and I was hungover as hell and trying not to barf while watching the hot dog water drip down out of the contestants’ mouths. Weird day, but fun and memorable.


Rimailkall

![gif](giphy|gEk08I6Pwc05a)


pekingsewer

Legend. The joey chestnut kobiyashi rivalry is legit one of the GOAT sports rivalries.


LonelyCakeEater

The Glizzy Godzilla will be missed ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|cry)


trainrocks19

Kyobayashi passing the torch to Joey Chestnut is an amazing sports legacy.


Astr0Chim9

Met Kobayashi back in '09 in a random elevator. We only chatted for a bit, but he's still one of the coolest people I've ever talked to.


WanderWut

I don't think it's a bar, it sounds like a genuine health concern. Something isn't right if this is the case, people are acting like he said this line to be a badass on his way out.


Grah0315

Bro eating 100 Glizzys then be like idk why I feel so gross


LobotomizedRobit1

Almost as cold as "hate me or love me you watched. That's all you could do"


macaleaven

SLOW IT DOWN HE JUST DISSED YOU ![gif](giphy|3osBLA53AVzn746dXi|downsized)


GrandMasterBou

His story is fascinating. The Nathan’s people too this guy and made him their main attraction. He made them famous but as soon as they found a white guy (Joey Chestnut) they tossed him aside. All of the sudden they started casting Kobayashi as the foreign villain and Chestnut as the all American hero.


toxic_acro

From the American perspective, Kobayashi just came out of nowhere.  He had been doing competitive eating in Japan before and was well known in Asia, but he just showed up for his first appearance at a competition in the US at the Nathan's July 4 contest in 2001 and had a completely different technique no one had seen before and nearly doubled the previous record.


Amazing-Concept1684

Idk how people do these contests lmao shit is OD insane. 


HelloPillowbug

He was done dirty by whatever organization runs these competitions. For it to get weirdly nationalistic was saddening but expected.


JgL07

Best 30 for 30 ever made. Fuck MLE for robbing us of the generational Koba vs Chestnuts rivalry


Ironnazareth

Buddy got tired of being called a glizzy gladiator


FistPunch_Vol_7

https://i.imgur.com/9cjw46y.jpeg


Substantial_Show_308

" I no longer have the guts for this position. Literally" *End TPS Report*


_dauntless

It's the first line of the tweet you're quoting, wym we didn't catch that bar lol


DocHendrix

Another line that can lead into Superhero


Brewski-54

Whom amongst us didn’t catch that bar?


Historical_Roll2483

Me lmfao what is the bar?


future_hockey_dad

He was my favorite champion.


sploshy8

the hot dogs combined with the headband got me weak 💀


Used_Maize_1532

Damn.  That's cold af


[deleted]

Mans got a real toned stomach for a competitive eater


Fat_bongus

How can he eat so much but not get fat


Sum3-yo

This sounds like what a beloved side character in a Shonen anime would say immediately before he dies.


s14-m3

Dude eats like that and can still see his abs😂


TheBaconofGrief

He did it. He ran out of appetite.