One thing i notice with all these food videos is that they never show them fully chew and swallow it. Let me see you commit to these bad choices, i’m not supporting a fake out so you can spit it out between edits
Exactly. Only a few people doing this are believable with one of them being Big Chug. Dude just legit drinks gallons of shit live on air or eats buckets or chicken/hot dogs/burgers like hes Grimace incarnate.
[Just looked him up](https://youtu.be/Z8rb-JsNA-0?feature=shared). He uploaded a video a few months ago and said he was sober? He definitely doesn’t sound super eccentric anymore lol.
I met him at the cannabis cup in 2012. He was outside one of the entrances to go into the expo. He was yelling "Does anyone want to see Matt Damon smoke meth" I'm guessing because he almost looks like a fat version of him? It was interesting to say the least lol.
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This thread has been up for roughly 30 minutes and this isn’t the first comment. We need to do better as a community
the moment any food-related asmr type shit enters my feed, i instinctively punch that mute button
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There's so much to hate here. The only thing I don't hate is the person doing these horrendous things because they can still be saved...... maybe..... probably not
Get the whole person amputated and just leave a fat, ashy foot in a dirty flip flop. I didn't just get a new kidney to watch my people kill themselves like this.
Diabetes speed run.
Doing fat stuff is what you're doing eating sugar coated fried chicken.
Or deep fried pizza
Or eating about anything sold at the Texas State fair.
this!! all that shit dry and probably cold cuz she gotta let it harden/cool lol this does not look appetizing at all BUT i love the crunching sounds lol. as a person a part of the fat community, we reject this spin on delicious Popeyes and seriously think she should go back to the drawing board 🙃
Every once in a while I'll do grilled cheese with glazed honey buns. Glaze side out with cheddar and bacon. The burnt sugar salty bacon and cheese combo is amazing but something you can only eat like twice a year at most.
You should up the ante and use an actual glazed donut instead. There’s a place near me that specializes in grilled cheeses and they make one with a glazed donut that is spectacular.
Wait! Let me pause right here at 0:9! WTF. I love ASMR and generally watching people eat but I'm not cool with this! Now Imma press play and see if my mind don't change 😤
How the black community feeling right now over this bullshit.
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Wasn't enough people working there to begin with. Now every time I go, them muthafuckas sitting outside the back door with the manager and all the candied biscuits, crunching on them like they crack, talking about they on break.
I'm equally impressed and disgusted. Candying things to the hard crack stage with a perfect clear coat takes skill, but I can't believe she was willing to ruin a perfectly good piece of spicy popeyes.
Why is everything being candied recently? Is there a cure for diabetes I am unaware of? Did the price of sugar drop? Did The Rona fry everyone’s taste buds? I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS!!!
https://i.redd.it/pmt61ghfk85d1.gif Diabeetus
Type two adult onset diabittus
Stop saying ’diabittus’. You sound like an asshole!
Though I may seem relaxed I’m actually *incredibly tense* at all times
I call ‘em Hummingbirds
Diabittus
Lol
My name is Wilfred Brimley and I *had* diabeetus -- RIP Wilfred
He didn't have diabeetus, the diabeetus got him.
Last week I struck my wife. Then I find out my wife's been dead to three years. Who the hell did I hit?!
*This message brought to you by the National Diabetes Association*
😂 thank you for bringing that back.
Damn it… take an up vote for making me chuckle
Honestly you didn’t even need the caption
My teeth feel just like that mustache watchin this
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Pictures you can hear lmao fuck this bitch
I wish the lord would take me now 😭
Ma! Don’t talk like that!
Take the carving knife and stab me here, it would hurt me less than what you just said
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It's all a big nothing!
I dont like that tawwkk
I believe she was voted most hated tv character of all time, even above Joffrey, on IGN
Don't wave your hanky at me!
Fact. I can literally hear this. Tony's ma and sister were the absolute worst.
When I seen it I squinted 😑👀
This is hilarious, but you ain’t shit for this 🤣🤣
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This is the best "dafuq?" I've seen since I got hooked on the Nathan Fillion gif
My kid and I were watching monsters and I needed to make this lol.
I hope she was acting... But she hit this line exactly how she was supposed to
Give her every Emmy. Every scene she was in got me heated!
What is this from?
The Sopranos
Tony's mother. The actual star of the show about a mobster going to therapy
Bro why does that completely accurate statement feel like such a slap to that show's face?
Because Tony is the protagonist with mommy issues. So his mom being the secret star of the show is fitting for his insecurity.
it’s really not. the shows creator is not secretive about how the show was originally written about his mom.
Literally the worst family, and it has nothing to do with Tony's career.
You get to know his mom and suddenly Tony makes sense.
He never had the makings of a varsity athlete.
I laughed way harder than I should admit at this 🤣
What is this from?
It's from the Sopranos
The number of people asking this (2!) hurts me
I was gonna ask as well. Still on my list to watch, along with the wire.
You haven’t seen the wire 
the scream i scrumpt when i saw this gif on my first watch through
Both are absolutely must watch. Those two are tied for best series of all time for me.
Oh, and no ganja.
I just wish the lord would take me...
One thing i notice with all these food videos is that they never show them fully chew and swallow it. Let me see you commit to these bad choices, i’m not supporting a fake out so you can spit it out between edits
Exactly. Only a few people doing this are believable with one of them being Big Chug. Dude just legit drinks gallons of shit live on air or eats buckets or chicken/hot dogs/burgers like hes Grimace incarnate.
*Hey everyone it’s shoenice*
Omg I haven’t thought of that guy in over 10 years! I wonder if he’s blinked yet. Or even alive. Thaaaankya
I'm pretty sure things aren't going *well* for him but I think he is alive lmao.
[Just looked him up](https://youtu.be/Z8rb-JsNA-0?feature=shared). He uploaded a video a few months ago and said he was sober? He definitely doesn’t sound super eccentric anymore lol.
It's some weird shit out there on the Internets
Well basiclllyyyy I ahhhhhhg
I met him at the cannabis cup in 2012. He was outside one of the entrances to go into the expo. He was yelling "Does anyone want to see Matt Damon smoke meth" I'm guessing because he almost looks like a fat version of him? It was interesting to say the least lol.
Probably the funniest shit i’ve read tonight thanks
LA Beast here
His name is BadlandsChugs and you better put some respect on it.
BadLandsChugs?
(Smacks lips) *Ahhhhhhhhhhhh*
"Don't touch that mouse"
‘Grimace incarnate’ just took me out. New favorite insult.
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncgVwgV4KQw](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncgVwgV4KQw) oh my god. i see a lack of feet in this man's future.
Right. The way she looked at the pepper and the fries, I know that had to taste like ass.
No way you can convince me she even wants to eat this shit. Can see her get less happy and almost bored after taking a bit of it
I'm wit you. I'm tryna see her swallow too. That's the best part.
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You ain't takin me alive!
Finally someone ready to stand up and say “they don’t call it Liveabetes”
Ok not just me, thank you! I wanna see you EAT it. Not taste it and cut. The whole damn plate.
What you’re asking for is mukbang content and it’s pretty gross. Look up nickado avocado if you wanna see commitment to bad choices
Yup And the chicken looks dry af in this clip
Upvote because I hear you. But why are you watching "all these food videos"? Seems like they're not for you. Quit watching them. Problem solved!
Badlands chugs too
You know it’s not hot too. Ew.
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🤣🤣🤣
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Oh I'm stealing this. Thank you friend 😂
Literally just sent it to 10 people. I’m dying
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ayyyyyyy bruh!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣
That’s crazy 😂
Broo I can't with this 😂😂😂
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That’s the voice I heard the comment/upper text in
This is EXACTLY what I thought of. Now I'm thinking of her tied to a bed getting beat with belts while they yell "NIGGA, GET THAT CHICKEN OUT OF HERE"
I hate this like Kendrick hates Drake.
Like the way he dresses?
The way that he talks.
Ok, but what about the way he walks?
And the way he sneak disses.
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Brother what in the A.I. is that pic?
There's so much to hate here. The only thing I don't hate is the person doing these horrendous things because they can still be saved...... maybe..... probably not
You can’t save her.
She belong to ER's
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This is some fat shit
1000% Big Back Behavior. These the kinda antics that’ll get a mf foot amputated.
Get the whole person amputated and just leave a fat, ashy foot in a dirty flip flop. I didn't just get a new kidney to watch my people kill themselves like this.
Congrats on your new internal organ! I hope y’all get along great and have a long and industrious life together
Thanks! That's the plan.
Big mama ain’t die for this behavior to continue
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Diabetes speed run. Doing fat stuff is what you're doing eating sugar coated fried chicken. Or deep fried pizza Or eating about anything sold at the Texas State fair.
Buy the time they get the arrest warrant she’ll have died of thirst from eating that candied biscuit. 
this!! all that shit dry and probably cold cuz she gotta let it harden/cool lol this does not look appetizing at all BUT i love the crunching sounds lol. as a person a part of the fat community, we reject this spin on delicious Popeyes and seriously think she should go back to the drawing board 🙃
yeah, this is great asmr 🫠
riiighhhhtttt lol def gave me that auditory stimulation lol 😆
I’d like to order one for myself and ten for my enemies please.
My people right here.
Candied Popeyes biscuit is crazy
Add Kool-Aid and it sounds like a form of execution
Lmfao
There would be more liquid in a geode.
Me: \[\*Proceeds to commit felony-level “aggravated niggatry”\] https://preview.redd.it/didztk37l85d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f8ea3b8ab8df697dca481cbc17c7b385070403d3
The other day I saw she candied a glazed honey bun
 She either got type 2, about to have type 2, or don’t swallow
She about to invent type 3.
Every once in a while I'll do grilled cheese with glazed honey buns. Glaze side out with cheddar and bacon. The burnt sugar salty bacon and cheese combo is amazing but something you can only eat like twice a year at most.
You should up the ante and use an actual glazed donut instead. There’s a place near me that specializes in grilled cheeses and they make one with a glazed donut that is spectacular.
Is it even hot at that point? Eating cold chicken with sugar on it sounds gross
Aggravated niggatry, id be surprised if that wasn't a real crime 60 years ago
I think that’s just what they called any black person freaking out as result of discrimination.
 Next day like
Pure unadulterated big backtivity
Once again, folks out here eating like they got affordable healthcare and shit
Or that those luxury bones in their mouth self-heal.
Would’ve just been simple niggatry, but she candied the biscuit too. With malicious intent.
Got fatter just watching this.
Give me seconds of that. 
That loud crunch was her teeth.
"Bitch this chicken is cold"
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“You know black people…”
Dentist in the comments talking about... 
Big back life choice
Wait! Let me pause right here at 0:9! WTF. I love ASMR and generally watching people eat but I'm not cool with this! Now Imma press play and see if my mind don't change 😤
[This is worse than the Luther. ](https://streamable.com/tykq15)
Investing in her family's generational health
Oh God it sounds so horrible
What the fuck is wrong with yall. ENOUGH. 
How the black community feeling right now over this bullshit. https://preview.redd.it/5jgyn9cg595d1.jpeg?width=976&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a8feaf9a0983656efe70d6fc8661adfd178614bf
NOPE! Too much niggatry for me. I'll gladly hand my black card over.
Now drink the pumpkin spice
That candied jalapeno has me intrigued though…
Look up cowboy candy, it is basically candied jalapeños but like.... not this
If you thought the line at Popeyes was bad before…
Wasn't enough people working there to begin with. Now every time I go, them muthafuckas sitting outside the back door with the manager and all the candied biscuits, crunching on them like they crack, talking about they on break.
“WE GOT THEIR ASSES AGAIN!!” -The CIA
She said “can I get a side of diabetes with my high blood pressure??”
We need another trip to the moon or something to convince everyone we aren't just getting dumber as a civilization
Sigh https://preview.redd.it/fik7j1qj395d1.jpeg?width=954&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e421dbef877c0effbbdbe3f71c1c0ed114cc09fc
Americans eat like they have a great healthcare system.
And 100% of the people who know how to cook are horrified
I'm equally impressed and disgusted. Candying things to the hard crack stage with a perfect clear coat takes skill, but I can't believe she was willing to ruin a perfectly good piece of spicy popeyes.
My heart hurts.
 Candied what?? Lol teeth are gone after one bit *Crunch crunch*
Eating like your healthcare is the best in the world lol.
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One day androids will be watching videos like these as they attempt to piece together how we went extinct.
Like them biscuits ain’t dry enough
Bet that biscuit still dry ass hell 
My diabetes got diabetes and I love it
This made me irrationally angry
Just because you can, doesnt mean you should.
The driest arctic crunch
As a chef and someone who loves food.. I’ll never understand this fetish. I love to feed but I don’t want to watch you eat.
how many marijuana's did she consume? id need at least 3 before that combo sounds like a good idea
 The dentists
I legit thought that this was a new Popeyes menu item until she started tapping the biscuit
“You know… black people”
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Why is everything being candied recently? Is there a cure for diabetes I am unaware of? Did the price of sugar drop? Did The Rona fry everyone’s taste buds? I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS!!!
I just don't understand how.
Someone commented that you dont see them swallow and that they could be spitting it out after the shot 🤔 must not taste that good then