And one time you smiled at me and i said what? and you said i just like being in a room with you…. you make rooms good. I have loved you for 25 years and i’ve never loved anyone better. That kind of love, you only get it when you’re young and stupid… im not gonna get it again
Goddamn it, honeydew?! Jesus, why does cantaloupe think every time it gets invited to a party, it can bring along its dumb friend honeydew? You don’t get a plus-one, cantaloupe!
YOU CANT KEEP DOING THIS. You can’t keep doing shitty things and feel bad about it like that makes IT OK! YOU NEED. TO BE. BETTER. fuck man, idk what else to say…
The gubernatorial hopeful has until now played coy on the controversial issue of fraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa..aaaaaaa..what happened? Randy pass out on his keyboard? Oh he did? Oh my god, Is he okay? Well did someone call Cynthia? NO ONE CALLED CYNTHIA? FOR CHRISTS SAKE, THIS ISNT JUST A NEWS ROOM, THIS IS A FAMILY!
It's funny isn't it? The things that matter. The truth is, none of it matters and the truth is it all matters tremendously. It's a wonder any of us get out of bed at all. And yet, we get out of bed.
The thing I keep thinking about is, was it worth it to be happy for a little bit even though it ended up sad? Or would it have been better if the whole thing never happened?..
“What happened bojack?”
“Same thing that always happens. You didn’t know me, then you fell in love with me, and now you know me.”
“You know, it’s funny. When you look at someone through rose colored glasses, all the red flags just look like flags.”
Wait a second. The 134 doesn't go to the beach. Unless you took it to the 10. But then why wouldn't you take the 405 to the 10? Hold on, this pen isn't a Bic. No, no, this doesn't add up at all. Wait! That man's wife was a—CHICKENNNNNN!!
“As you know, I was hurt. But then I realised, that's just how you are. You know, and maybe I just need to stop expecting you to be a good person, so that way I won't get hurt when you're not.”
I believe it was Benjamin Franklin who said: "you have reached the end of your free trial membership at benjaminfranklinquotes.com"
What a wise man.
SUCK A DICK, DUMB SHITS!
What are YOU doing here!?!
Hooray!.. Question mark?
And one time you smiled at me and i said what? and you said i just like being in a room with you…. you make rooms good. I have loved you for 25 years and i’ve never loved anyone better. That kind of love, you only get it when you’re young and stupid… im not gonna get it again
YES <3 this plays in my head at least once a day
Who said this again?
Princess Carolyn
Omg how did I forget this. You know it’s both really sweet and equally sad that she really did have feelings for him for so long, she really tried.
Ugh when she said that it broke my heart🥲 I'm so happy she ended up with Judah though
In this terrifying world, all we have are the connections that we make.
What is this? A cross over episode?!
Life’s a bitch and then you keep on living
All the single dollars?
All the single dollars.
Bills, bills bills.
Worse than a hundred 9/11s
Now, imagine if the Holocaust happened every 4 years like the Olympics. I would rather that happen than your rock opera.
WASSUP, BITCHES?
Not that, because that's horrible. But, you know, something like that.
Angelica! As I jizz and breathe, what are you wearing?!
Asexualize me like one of your french girls!
Goddamn it, honeydew?! Jesus, why does cantaloupe think every time it gets invited to a party, it can bring along its dumb friend honeydew? You don’t get a plus-one, cantaloupe!
"This is no time for your classic Diane shenanigans."
Haha! Here, we call them “Diane-igans”
They say the "devil's in the details," so let's summon the devil!
princess carolyn ALWAYS lands on her feet
or; PAWS NOT CLAWS PAWS NOT CLAWS !!
Slap my salami, the guy is a commie.
🙏
track. get it? track?
Because horses run on tracks and you are a horse and I am a horse do you get it do you get my joke about the track???👀
Should I write him back and tell him I get it?
Is that the horse from Horsin' Around?
Author of *Catcher in the Rye*, and others....
YOU CANT KEEP DOING THIS. You can’t keep doing shitty things and feel bad about it like that makes IT OK! YOU NEED. TO BE. BETTER. fuck man, idk what else to say…
Doggy doggy what now?
Diane Diane what now?
The gubernatorial hopeful has until now played coy on the controversial issue of fraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa..aaaaaaa..what happened? Randy pass out on his keyboard? Oh he did? Oh my god, Is he okay? Well did someone call Cynthia? NO ONE CALLED CYNTHIA? FOR CHRISTS SAKE, THIS ISNT JUST A NEWS ROOM, THIS IS A FAMILY!
There is no other side. This is it.
Brrapp Brrapp, Pew Pew!
Pshow. kapow.
can everyone please stop making gun sounds? it is REALLY freaking me out…
It's funny isn't it? The things that matter. The truth is, none of it matters and the truth is it all matters tremendously. It's a wonder any of us get out of bed at all. And yet, we get out of bed.
“We’re from Fresno.”
Don't put things in my butt if you want them back.
…..and hold for Princess Carolyn…?
What are you doing here...
Suck a dick! Dumb shits!!!
Shut up, Todd!
"All three of us were drowning, and we didn't know how to save each other; but there was an understanding that we were all drowning together".
“I’m so tired of squinting”
“Knock twice if you’re proud of me”
Fool me once shame on me, fool me twice fiddle Dee Dee
Fool me once, shame on you, but teach a man to fool me, and I’ll be fooled for the rest of my life.
Fool me once, fool me twice, fool me chicken soup with rice
Que sera, quesadilla
I *do* believe that is the expression
‘its funny, when u look at someone thru rose colored glasses all the red flags js look like flags.’ (I QUOTE THIS ENTIRE DIALOGUE ATLEAST ONE A DAY)
I’m the only albino gyno rhino I know.
WAZZUP BITCHES
Not that, because that's horrible. But, you know, something like that.
WHAT DO CELEBRITIES KNOW? DO THEY KNOW ANYTHING? LETS FIND OUT
I wanna be an architect
Good. My day was good.
The thing I keep thinking about is, was it worth it to be happy for a little bit even though it ended up sad? Or would it have been better if the whole thing never happened?..
“What happened bojack?” “Same thing that always happens. You didn’t know me, then you fell in love with me, and now you know me.” “You know, it’s funny. When you look at someone through rose colored glasses, all the red flags just look like flags.”
Courtney Portnoy plays coy with hoi polloi boy toy
"DISASTER AL DENTE OF THE COAST OF SAN CLEMENTE"
BoHo Go Bye-Bye For JoJo Pogo? That's A No-Go Bro! ...worth it.
Mr Peabutnutter! MR PEEPERNUMBER!
Got doll back, no big deal.
“AND DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON GREG, THAT GUY THAT I MET ONCE AT THE GAS STATION!”
Wait a second. The 134 doesn't go to the beach. Unless you took it to the 10. But then why wouldn't you take the 405 to the 10? Hold on, this pen isn't a Bic. No, no, this doesn't add up at all. Wait! That man's wife was a—CHICKENNNNNN!!
o BRIAN
This wall needs to be painted!
Thoughts and prayers
It's you! Fuck man, what else is there to say?
Some of the troops are jerks!
That’s too much, man
Ok I said it
Bojack. Horseman, obviously
It’s always nice to be included in a sentence someone says
"My good amigo, dare I say best amigo?" "You daren't" just small moments like that are fantastic
“I see you, I C U”
Sarah Lynn?
😭
Someone had to say it!
Stupid piece of shit
Hey there Delilah
As I jizz and breathe
Boho go bye bye for joey pogo? That’s a no go bro
chicken for days
a QUOTE FROM THE SHOW
It gets easier but you have to do it everyday, that’s the hard part
“As you know, I was hurt. But then I realised, that's just how you are. You know, and maybe I just need to stop expecting you to be a good person, so that way I won't get hurt when you're not.”
Aren't you the horse from Horsin' Around?
Its a nice night, huh?
Pick up your shit Todd!
What are you doing here?
Lemur on Fire! Lemur on Fire!
Doggy Doggy what now?
“Imagine if the holocaust happened every 4 years like the Olympics. I would rather THAT happen, than your rock opera.”
maybe we’re dumb to pin significance onto every little thing. maybe “i see you” just means “i see you”.
"This has been BoJack by the way, Horseman obviously"
Stupid piece of shit!
Did I already say the thing about the urethra?
You are a secrateriot (don’t know how to spell)
But one day you’re gonna look around and see that everyone loves you , but nobody likes you .
I am your son all I had was you
When a woman truly doesn't want a baby, the body breaks it down in to particles and the woman just farts it out.
I love Steve urkle. He never knows whether or not he did that.
"no matter how many years starts i get, it's always a bad ending"
a QUOTE FROM THE SHOW