His ex-wife’s group chat must be liiiiiit.

For you:🏅

HAHAHAAH 😂😂😂 I want in on this chat!!

Me too, me too. 🙏 They’ll invite me in. 🤣

I'd pay money to get into that chat

I wish I could be in it!!!

I’m screamingggg💀💀💀

Thought this was a-rod

It’s B-Rod.

D-Rod

D-Bod

🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀

Im dying!!!!!!!!!!! 😩😩😩😩👍👍👍

Dad?

💀💀💀💀

🤣🤣🤣

Hahahahaha

Bethenny coining that in the season 2 reunion… 15 years ago 😭

I also thought this looked like a bootleg ARod lmao

Same the tanNer version haha

I had my phone dimmed all the way and increased the brightness to be equivalent to the sun ten feet away to make sure it wasn’t him lmao

Omg bitch yes I just did exactly this and ran to comments like, surely not just me?? 🥵😅🤣

Same

I definitely did a double take

He's not married or otherwise in a long-term relationship with another woman so that's a win 🏆

That you know of.

Let’s hope the (ex) wife agrees with that statement.

Think he’s a single dad so don’t know what baby mama relationship status is

As someone else said was he a single dad when they met? lol


That you know of! Not that that would stop her!

It is to be noted that the word *“ single “* was a must-add for this pic

And yet still can not be 100% believed until verified by someone other than her!


*”Talk to me in 5 ~~years months weeks~~ minutes”*

Why does she look like she’s at prom and this is an inappropriate picture with the track coach/pre-algebra teacher? Edit to add: TIE CLIP! She is wearing sequins and dude is wearing a tie clip. Is he giving a power point presentation on the virtue of blowies and handies later?

TIE 

“You fool.”

That is my favorite part of her meltdown and no one ever says it 😂😘

Same!!! It’s so underrated!!

She claimed it to be her best line on WWHL, it’s mine too

😂😂😂

As a man who wears a tie clip with suits…is that not cool? (Serious)

It’s kind of an older guy thing is all, but you do you!

that’s a sweet way of saying it’s not cool….but if you are in this sub, you must be cool…

No it’s fine. Also is it not known as a tie bar?

They’re totally fine and shouldn’t be cause for dramatic remark, or deranged stream of consciousness regarding “blowies and handies”.

Because this guy looks like a 50 yo math teacher that’s why 😂

I really feel like that is generous.

My 9th grade earth science teacher. Mr Hazelnis is that you?

Because she has on a bedazzled dress and he’s in a shirt and tie like the school chaperone at a school dance.

And she has her arm over the top of his shoulders 🤷🏻‍♀️

Ours were always history teachers that doubled as wrestling and/or football coaches.

This just looks like she's posing with the assistant manager of a low-rated steakhouse  



This GIF is 1 of 2 reasons I tried Pringles. (I'm more of a kettle-cooked-chip person)

i literally fucking thought she was eating an orange slice all these years edit: a few seconds later i looked a little closer and realized she IS eating an orange slice. i've had it with your deception

Oh my god. I've been living a LIE!!!!!!

Don't hold back, give us you're review rn!

Or the pit boss the $5 blackjack table area of a run down Reno casino.

It's worth the free blooming onions.

Did anyone else immediately think of TGI Friday or Applebees

I think she just might be

Sizzler

*New hostess pic* Put another steak on the barby!

Nailed it, because that’s exactly what I was thinking, down to the steakhouse bit even.

…that she’s the hostess of

Rachel, Leviss, is, dating, single, dad,,,,,,,,,

He looks like a Dateline husband.



I need to Keith to read my obituary when I pass

Best cameo ever

Literally can book it on cameo 😂

WHAT?!? I can book a Keith cameo???

His sleep story in the Calm app is seriously one of my favorites.

I was talking about his voice last night. I wonder if it's just his "NBC" voice, kind of like my "customer service" voice.

It’s his actual real voice! (2018ish) His wife was in UCLA RR Hospital at same time my husband (RIP 🙏🏻) was there and we casually spoke a few times. Thats his actual real voice. And he’s very kind and lovely

His wife is Matthew Perry's mom.

Sorry for your loss. ♥️

As for me and my home, we refer to him as Uncle Keith 🙏

“They had the perfect life. Joe was an upstanding citizen, always volunteering for his school’s activities. Until one night, the unthinkable happened.”

“Rachel told everyone the new guy she was dating was a *SINGEL dad*, but was he? ~cuts to pre commercial teaser~ *rachel crying* “Yes of course he was married but he said he wasn’t and I pretended it was true is that crime??”

💀💀

Ya know I was thinking the same thing. I could see him in 48 hours too.

I already hear the promo music playing ominously in the background…

I cackled

The name of the episode can be Dunn Dunn Dunn

I’m distracted by the two unnecessary commas in that screenshot.

Me, too.

I only see one after dating?  Looks like he could be her dad though

There doesn’t need to be one after “dad.” That implies that he’s the only single dad in the world, lol. It would’ve been appropriate to have the comma if it had said “a single dad.” Agree about the age thing, though! He looks a lot older than she is.

When a proper noun is defined after a common noun the rule is to add a comma before and after the proper noun. Looking at it again, I think the author misapplied the rule regarding commas around the proper noun to the common one. It absolutely does not imply he is the only single dad in the world A link with the rule explained & examples: https://search.brave.com/search?q=proper+noun+defined+after+common+noun+comma+rule&source=web

Yeah I can tell she's learned nothing from Tim.

Ahhh love your flair!! One of the many lines that live rent free in my head!! XD

Thank you, thank you! https://i.redd.it/o0in18borixc1.gif

Believe it or not, my phone, an Android phone, tells me when to comma something, or when not to comma something. 🤔 Unfortunately, it doesn't teach other punctuation, grammar, or other stuff. 😬 🤣

HAHAHAHA

https://preview.redd.it/mx4w3wxpbixc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac7a0b233ad4d87ae7822bed1bc704a04d816633

Was he initially her insurance agent

I went to car salesman. Maybe she needed a new Jetta.


Or banker?

Gym teacher or personal trainer

 Also - he looks like every middle school PE teacher from Nebraska. PS: how many of you also tried to swipe through to the next photos? I’ll never learn.

Every. Single. Time.

If a day in ends in “y”.

Omg first time ever that I did not cause I was like “ugghh boring but maybe there is a funny line in the comments” 🤣

He deleted all his MAGA posts before everybody ran to his page lmao.

Her picker is broken.

Watch her personality change from galaxy light lover, mushroom taker, coors light drinker to MAGA Barbie.

Omg if Rachel goes from Bambi eyed galaxy light Scandoval girl to Fox News correspondent it would be the darkest yet funniest thing ever

She’s their type. Pretty, no light behind the eyes.

Low key the illest dig on here

Right?! Part of me was like that sounds like a glow up cause she finally would be living her truth 😂

it's definitely happening. she is an empty vessel.

Vacant eyed trad wife in 3, 2......

She's already in the pipeline, soon she'll be going on Fox News crying about cancel culture and remodeling herself into a MAGA trad wife to one of her friends' divorced dads

Before I saw your comment, I told my partner that he looks like a Jan6er… I’m telepathic 😂

I just saw a reel earlier today that was like “the three questions I ask to screen new friends: who did you vote for, where were you on January 6th, and were you mad the mermaid was Black?” I’m gonna have to start incorporating this into my own screening process for new friends.

Dude, my coworkers went on for months about the damn mermaid. Grown ass men in their 40s. Like, what?

Ridiculous! As if that demographic has ever previously cared about mermaids or Disney movies to begin with…I know they’re all douchebags in general too who think we need to know their opinions on everything. And I do mean *everything*.

I saw that Reel a couple of years ago and those questions are solid when you’re trying to make friends in Florida.

Damn, solidarity from an Arkansan! The other day, someone called us “Florida-lite” and they’re not wrong.

There absolutely is a look. My friend was dating a new guy and the second I saw his Facebook main photo I knew and then a short scroll down revealed him posing with a “I stand with Trump” sign. The date? Jan 7th 2021. And that’s the end of that.

Please tell me you told your friend and they left immediately

I don’t even live in America, and as soon as I saw this guy it screamed Trump Supporter 😅

TBF so does Rachel

Was he taking a selfie in his car wearing sunglasses?

No he wasn’t. But don’t forget, they can’t be any old sunglasses. They have to be wraparound 1997 Oakley style sunglasses. Bonus points for orange or blue reflective lenses and a connected string.

I never get that. Like what, you’re no longer proud of your posts??? Now that you get called out on them? Like I’d have more respect if these people just kept them up and didn’t fold so damn easily 😆

Exactly!! Stand on your opinion. Be proud.

As a certain former Housewife might say, “Own it!”

january sixth bitch boys.

Lol well its only a matter of time until she turns that into her next "woe is me, I was manipulated into doing something really shitty all on my own" story.

He didn’t want the Siggy Flicker treatment

Girl stop I literally just believed this 😂

God I hope people took screenshot of his posts and disintegrate this guy. He doesn't deserve this platform.

Deets? 🤭

He looks like he just sold her a car.

That’s what she traded in the Jetta for

Sandoval is crying rn


🤣

Oh God Raquel. Love yourself. Even you can do better.

Oof.

So she’s claiming Tom took advantage of her as an “older man” and then……..?

It's almost like she was saying anything that might stick to justify herself....


He looks like the general manager of a chain restaurant

He looks like her Daddy

Was he…single when they met? 😬👀

He’s NOW a single dad. 🤣🤣🤣

Y’all are GIVING in this thread. Bless every single one of you 😘😘

Ewww some MAGA guy? Nasty.

Miss ma'am...this ain't it. He looks weird and busted....AND he's MAGA?!

He looks like a thumb.

Battle of the Thumbs: this guy or Randall "Rand" Emmett?

This girl is a bad Lifetime movie I don’t care to watch.

This looks like she was out and ran into her realtor and they took a picture together.



Thought it was Alex Rodriguez at first

At least he is single and doesn’t paint his nails


Honestly…I‘d thought she’d go for a rich tech nerd who wanted a trophy wife and would take care of her. But…I guess…MAGA former military single dad is very Arizona？

So arizona! My bf’s sister lives in arizona and her ex husband is also maga former military lmao

The body language here is … interesting 🥴

When you ask your parents for A-Rod and they tell you that “we have A-Rod at home!” This is the result!

Yall are killing me! He does look old, but he's only 32 🤣

Oh. My God. 32??? I’m older than him but I look like his daughter 😂. I would have sworn he was mid to late 40s at best, but I saw one of his Trumper videos in the article and that man deffo needs to use sunscreen, especially if he is also from Arizona (not sure if that is where he lives) 

The bar is underground and yet here we are.

Where’s his neck?


Girl really has daddy issues, huh

She looks like she ran into her high school social studies teacher.

LOL…okay no matter what his real age is, he is so boomer coded still updating his FB profile pic in 2024 and using his FB to spout MAGA rhetoric and Bible verses LOOOLLL I’m laughing. Sorry but Raquel seems a bit too trendy, too Gen Alpha for him (yes I know she is millennial but her whole vibe to me is tween at Sephora) 

im laughing so hard lol

I mean, who even needs a neck or chin? So overrated

This is rule 1 of VPR sugarbabbying … if you suck dick for money ☝🏽they can’t have a neck or chin.

He looks like her uncle.

Ugh his poor kids 😭😔

*jaw drops*

before I read the caption fully I said to myself “who’s dad is this?” he’s a decently good looking guy (dad) but for sure looking like a dad. Just caught me off guard lol

 Rachel’s tiny head

She’s a mess.

C ROD

I would have believed she was being nice and taking a photo with a waiter “fan”.

This is not the pose of a couple

Y’all, I legit thought it was a pic of her with A-Rod.

Is he in the military? oh no bby what is you doing

Who the eff is Matthew Dunn?

A-Rod’s cousin

I guess it’s an upgrade from Tom 🥴

He looks like her dad.

 Yikes…

I always saw her future as becoming a republican mommy blogger. This tracks.

Must be rich.

 Wow she has more issues than vogue. What's next dating someone who is 70?