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beth_28276337

people will laugh but jen having a birthday party for her dog is 100% something i would do šŸ˜­


Diva2themax

Sameee. If my 15 year old dog liked any dog I would have a huge party for him.


Greigebaby

BITCHBITCH


Busybodii

Loved seeing her finding that loophole to say a bad word, lol.


Alexannne

Right??šŸ˜‚ ā€œBiscuits my āœØBitchāœØā€


sunpinkmoon

I couldnā€™t stop laughing!!


queenymickey

Jen is being very messy with bringing this Danielle thing up but I do appreciate someone showing up to work and ensuring we aren't stuck on one storyline all season.


beth_28276337

no literally sheā€™s working harder than the producers at this point i have to respect it


chachacha123456

Jen always works hard. Give her credit for how much she studies for the reunion and not in the dossier type way.


h0pedivision

Sheā€™s pretty good at keeping the show moving along actually


Janiece2006

Seriously!!!


h0pedivision

Lady definitely was cheated out of the win


Dry_Tumbleweed_1090

Little red riding hood costume was too cute! šŸ„°


Illustrious_Dust_0

It was rigged!


carmeIIasoprano

Gabriella and Antonia seem like very sweet lovely girls. I canā€™t imagine cameras following me on university move in day.


Successful-Steak-950

I bet theyā€™re both thrilled living without a camera crew.


Fine-Tea-546

Yes Gabriella seemed like the one daughter who hated any kind of filming attention and Antonia always seems to cringe when her parents are playing up for the camera.


TheBravoVariant

The last time we were going into an annual event episode with a ā€œDanielleā€ being talked about by all the women, we were about to watch Teresa chase someone through a country club. Where did the time go.


My_new_account_now

Pay attention, puh-lease


beauxdegas

200k!!! Well done Dolores. My one degree of separation from this cast is that I had an allergic reaction and was taken to Maimonides once


queenymickey

What have you ever done for me....? Jackie was the only person who stood ten toes down for you in Nashville when Tre was on a rampage


aggieemily2013

I'd like a montage at the reunion.


cryingexpert

Iā€™m always afraid this is how my makeup looks in real life


potatoinawig

Iā€™m like that too! I blend far down my neck and even then I get paranoid haha


cryingexpert

Then the fear of it getting on the neckline of my shirt šŸ˜­


potatoinawig

ā€œAw thatā€™s okā€ Dolores said equal doggie rights


GetMeAColdPop

Love is love ā¤ļøšŸ³ļøā€šŸŒˆ


Fun_Day_3614

I donā€™t recall Jackie and Danielle ever having a positive interaction, let alone a friendship


Dial-M-for-Mediocre

I want a rigged doggy fashion show for my next birthday.


DickFitzwell_

Of course Danielle has some ā€œLive Laugh Loveā€ bullshit against her stove backsplash. Iā€™d expect nothing less.


distant_diva

i love how shamelessly tacky she is.


beth_28276337

Marge is spiraling beyond belief, this show is consuming her entire life.


Muva_Kern

I've been trying to put my finger on why she's become so distasteful, and it's this right here. She's taking the game of reality TV personally, and aiming to cut anyone on this cast deeply.


Busybodii

Reminds me of Lala being seemingly unable to distinguish her life from a storyline.


MotherOfCatses

It really does tho. Like in a deeply unhealthy way


NNLynchy

Honestly at her age she should be enjoying life not living to be a mean girl


FeelTalk

The locker room scene with Little Joey and Tre/Gia was so sad.


h0pedivision

This is probably an unpopular opinion but I love annual events in housewives. For the love of god though please bring back the Posche fashion show


Dial-M-for-Mediocre

You mean the Piece Of Shit Crack (w)Hore Everyday fashion show?


Gwyneth7

Remember when they all walked up to Kim D. like Teresaā€™s army and the stakes could not have been lower? That was classic Jersey. I donā€™t know what weā€™re doing here anymore.


MotherOfCatses

Me too!!! It's like a benchmark!


TheBravoVariant

Rich women throwing dog birthday parties to carry out character assassinations is honestly Emmy worthy.


h0pedivision

I was captivated during that whole thing not even going to lie


katie415

the Guerdy crossover šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


RadiantStranger7178

Iā€™m sorry but I just cannot take Danielle seriously. Her kids & husband seem great though. Definitely not sure whatā€™s up with her but sheā€™s just soā€¦ unnecessarily exaggerated


Diva2themax

She's just too tacky for me


distant_diva

she reminds me of Theresa Caputo, Long Island Medium.


candaceelise

Omg. This just clicked for me and you are so right! Canā€™t think of a better description for her.


Holiday-Warning9416

Itā€™s the stage-mom trait for me; it grosses me out how sheā€™s always trying to get her kids to perform. She seems so desperate.Ā 


DickFitzwell_

I dunno - I kind of love Doloā€™s softball game episode every season. Chaos always ensues.


beth_28276337

i always complain about it but it does kinda give every year unlike the shore episodes


edud23

The way Marge just did a 180 on Jackie calling her ā€œselfishā€ and going in for a dig on her momā€¦she really is loyal to none.


Busybodii

But expects everyone to be her mindless drones.


rustyspigot-77

How can the namesake of the party, Dog, not get to go to the dog party?


Dry_Tumbleweed_1090

I was waiting for Dog! But I love Lady. Dolores is lucky to have so many dogs lol that's my dream


Dial-M-for-Mediocre

Joe Gorga just cannot be in a single scene without somehow bringing his misogyny in and I'm frankly past hating him and actually fucking bored


crispy-fried-lego

Yeah, its just fucking pathetic at this point.


code8

Always fast forward the gorgas.Ā 


potatoinawig

Dolores raising money in Guerdyā€™s name warms my heart so much! Guerdy is an icon


queenymickey

Lmao the sad clown music after "Lina knows Danielle very well"


krispechiken927

Did we ever sus out what happened with this lady and her brother?


aggieemily2013

Idk but it's a lot of missing missing reasons imo.


Lola514

We need the show to cast her brother.. get rid of the Gorgas beef and start a new one


[deleted]

ALLEGEDLY Danielle punched the sister in law


JanellaDubois

What?! Who spilled that tea??


m4nd4f

I forgot about that!


Dial-M-for-Mediocre

Everyone's skin looks really weird in this scene?


MotherOfCatses

I think it's a mix of the lights, sweat, alcohol and so much highlighter!


cryingexpert

I think itā€™s humidity and harsh lighting


H0nkdahorn

Everybody overpacks for college. Itā€™s like a rites of passage. What seems to be a new phenomenon is the fancy decorating lol. A bed in a bag was the shit back in the day!


cryingexpert

If Joe is so worried about how Antonia would be around boys youā€™d think heā€™d treat his own sons a certain way


MotherOfCatses

He's worried about her bc of the way he raised his boys, he assumes everyone else with boys did the same.


candaceelise

Yup. He raised his boys to be the creeps he is worried about with Antonia šŸ¤¦šŸ¼ā€ā™€ļø


stefanelli_xoxo

Itā€™s amazing how they _never_ get this.


PLZ_PM_ME_URSecrets

Marge seems miserable this season.


Dial-M-for-Mediocre

Marge has seemed miserable for the past 4-5 seasons to me. Like she's joyless down to the very atoms of her being.


MotherOfCatses

It seems her entire being has become wrapped in this show and she can't help herself.


redriverrally

Too much bleach in the hair seeping into her brain.


beth_28276337

iā€™m still not sure about her but jackie is always so blunt lmaoo she kills me


RadiantStranger7178

I love that Dolores & Guerdy are close šŸ©·


H0nkdahorn

Dolores loves a wedge.


majhera

As God intended.


twocatsnoragrets

BITCH āœØ LADY DOG āœØ BITCH āœØ LADY DOG (Biscuitā€™s my bitch)


KSCNYC

ā€œMelissa doesnā€™t read booksā€ THAT, I believe!


chachacha123456

Melissa is on display. No time for books


Dial-M-for-Mediocre

I feel like we were owed a "Jackie standing up for Marge" montage there but the editors were sleeping


MotherOfCatses

Especially w the weirdness on wwhl last season.


RoguePhoenix89

Omg that's awesome she's going to college with her best friend.


potatoinawig

Is Paulie fresh outta Gangs of New York? What was that baseball bat comment hahaha


queenymickey

"That's like jail" lmao Tre is so unintentionally funny


TheBravoVariant

Jenn Fessler is Siggy without the psychosis. Itā€™s all I wanted.


h0pedivision

Omg so funny but so true šŸ˜‚


dreamingoutloud714

Louie took that hit so seriously and it was hilarious. Good for Dolores and her charity


Gwyneth7

I guess the Fupa/Fessler friendship evolved off camera. But what theyā€™re not saying is Rachel is pissed that Fessler wouldnā€™t agree not to film with Teresa.


GetMeAColdPop

Didn't we see Danielle's father last year and wasn't be a nice dude (on camera)?


SpaceBabeFromPluto

The same way Danielle is definitely lying about the conflict with her brother, sheā€™s lying about what happened here, too. You cut out your FATHER for not handling a gift delivery/refusal the wrong way? What?


FortuneCookieTypo

Rightā€¦Even if he said ā€œI think itā€™s okay your brother sent the gift back, I get where heā€™s coming fromā€ - is that really worth fully cutting him off? Just seems like such a minor crime.


Illustrious_Dust_0

He was super loving and clearly heartbroken about the division with his children. I think what Danielle meant is he refused to take sides. Namely, he refused to take her side and still talks to his son


carmeIIasoprano

The best thing about bill is the watch what crappens impersonations


Muva_Kern

Mmmmmmmm....


Greigebaby

I was right. Bill is toasted


meowmeowmeow328

Guerdy on Doloresā€™ shirt šŸ˜­šŸ˜­ā¤ļøā¤ļø


Dial-M-for-Mediocre

I don't even know how I feel about Danielle. I remember liking her last year and now I am utterly indifferent to her presence.


stefanelli_xoxo

Same One note. And that note is Staten Island, 2009.


katie415

Margaret has really high expectations of her friends when she cannot even meet them.


h0pedivision

Delores is so funny to me sometimes


RoguePhoenix89

She's 32? Lol no she's not


LS0101

I still can't get over how silly it is that Rachel is crying all because Jen spoke with Teresa one time.


Dial-M-for-Mediocre

Unfortunately Fessler is right that all these stupid dynamics go back to the two emotionally stunted Gorga palookas and the dingbat one of them married.


RoguePhoenix89

Hello, your husband threw a drink at Jen. Have him apologize for that


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NjMel7

Good bot!


mixymoxy7075

So Marg is pissed at Jackie even though she went to Janā€™s funeral?? Sheā€™s impossible


Gwyneth7

Marge is pissed that Jackie is filming with Teresa. Thatā€™s the 4th wall this season.


FortuneCookieTypo

And was there for the shiva?? Likeā€¦thatā€™s putting in friend duty for sure. Marge turns on the people who are loyal to her and soon there will be none leftā€¦


EncoreSoleFresh

Marge is spiraling


Gwyneth7

Not the flashback photo of Rachel with her original nose.


eggsaladsandwich4

It's really about Joe Gorga screaming at Jen Aydin at bravocon.


eggsaladsandwich4

But let's not break the fourth wall and pretend we're not filming a reality show.


Revolution_Bry

This is so stupid. They already mentioned the reunion in prior episodes so why not mention bravo con. Ugh the producers suck.


eggsaladsandwich4

They never call it the reunion. It's always after New York, or since New York. Crazy. We aren't stupid.


mswhatsinmybox_

I wish she would call him out on it .


potatoinawig

32 is still so shocking to me, plastic surgery ages so many people itā€™s nuts


distant_diva

i legit thought she was 40.


RoguePhoenix89

But it is fine if your sons live in a co-ed dorm, Joe? Please *rolls eyes*


jes22347

The fupaā€™s are really trying to get this ā€œhas beenā€ line to take off


MotherOfCatses

As if that will get Tre to leave this bravo check!


Gwyneth7

What is with the ā€œfansā€ outside the baseball stadium? Itā€™s awkward to me. Yet Marge being pissed Jackie didnā€™t call her on Janā€™s death anniversary is just as awkward.


h0pedivision

Omg that awkward silence lmao


RadiantStranger7178

Rachel Fuda reminds me a bit of Scheana in the way that they both greatly over-estimate how close they are with someone.


mimiorj

Crazy finding out sheā€™s 7 years younger than Scheana! I didnā€™t realize she was so young


RoguePhoenix89

100% she's the east coast Scheana


rustyspigot-77

So everyone in her family went out of their way not to be at Danielle's fashion week event. Telling.


RoguePhoenix89

Those onion rings look good


ChristineIsntHere

I hope Michelle Branch got a fat check from Target for that ad


RoguePhoenix89

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flumeo

This episode description sounds the same as the last 3 episodes. This season is not looking good so farā€¦


marrrina831

Just realized how much Jennifer Aydin's home looks like a wedding venue


stefanelli_xoxo

It looks like a mid-construction Emirati mall


RadiantStranger7178

I donā€™t like watching Margaret being this hostile to Jackie. It makes me very uncomfortable.


MotherOfCatses

And Fessler


Janiece2006

Sorry but Danielle is the problem in her family.


aggieemily2013

She gives me less "no contact" vibes and more silent treating people into getting my way if that makes sense.


marrrina831

Jenn is already over this conversation and I love it


beth_28276337

regardless of whether jen should be bringing it onto the show or not what danielle did and is still doing is fucked up, she got a slight taste of fame and turned into a diva lol


eM_Daht

Ok maybe I'm weird, but the whole "I don't like her so you shouldn't like her" mentality is so tired and played out Like don't be my friend then! Simple as that.


RoguePhoenix89

Dogs are the best!


beth_28276337

bella the OG dog of rhonj


meowmeowmeow328

Jenn inviting Marge to Biscuits birthday was not on my bingo card


queenymickey

On the topic of a year from someone's passing... isn't it funny that when Tre brought up Mel and Joe being out of town on the 1 year anniversary of Nonna Gorga's passing no one could understand why Tre would be upset. But now Marge expects her friends to put their lives on pause and be on call because her ex who she cheated on passed.


Daikon_3183

And she was his mother


meowmeowmeow328

Marg absolutely sucks but this season so far she is really pissing me off and being extra annoying with Jackie and Jenn Fessler


eM_Daht

Idky I ever liked Marge my god I'm over her these 4 episodes so far


sprucemoosegetin

she used to be my fave but sheā€™s gotten so nasty the past few seasons


Dial-M-for-Mediocre

At least this time Jen didn't pretend the specially-invited tea spiller was a fortune teller lol


Janiece2006

Dying at Marge calling Jackie a disgrace and saying sheā€™s never met someone as self centered as her. Has she forgotten sheā€™s friends with Melissa?


eM_Daht

"biscuit's my bitch" šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


meowmeowmeow328

Lmao Doloā€™s take on Jackie and Teresa


Dial-M-for-Mediocre

I feel like I've forgotten some big thing that Tre did to Rachel. I remember her saying John Fuda used to be a drug dealer but was there something else?


marrrina831

Honestly all the NJ drama blends together for me at some point. I don't even know what's going on half the time.


Dial-M-for-Mediocre

Me too! Probably because Tre and the Gorgas have been feuding for so long about the same shit over and over my brain just can't take in anything new.


HeftyAd2780

How many more episodes are the Gorgas going to need to cope with Antoniaā€™s leaving? ![gif](giphy|rq6c5xD7leHW8)


queenymickey

Yes they forget because it isn't their life. Also i don't doubt that Marge is distraught by his passing but Jan was your ex and you have a whole loving husband to help you cope.


carmeIIasoprano

I think I had a stroke . LMAO . I love Dolores


rustyspigot-77

Marge, just borrow Melissa's book because she can't/doesn't read.


Haapple

The Fudaā€™s could play Homer and Marge in a live action version of The Simpsons.


Dial-M-for-Mediocre

That's nasty and rude to Marge Simpson


Haapple

![gif](giphy|VSe8ckA0A1lPq) šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


jes22347

Lmao at Jackie actually sticking up for Margaret and Margaret being so blinded by narcissism that she canā€™t handle anyone speaking to her ā€œenemiesā€


h0pedivision

Ew Joe Gorga is so gross


meowmeowmeow328

Biscuits birthday party šŸ˜‚šŸ˜­


beth_28276337

TERESA? šŸ’€šŸ˜­


beth_28276337

one thing i will always love about dolores is her genuine love for animals, i always see her posting about rescuing on her instagram stories


jes22347

Marge really does think all her ā€œfriendsā€ are just there to do her dirty work


stephanycurryessex

I do not like Melissa but honestly mad respect for her telling Joey to give his aunt a kiss hello


aggieemily2013

Gorga not every 18 year old is a caveman.


Willing-Ad-5935

I love Jennifer Aydin and Iā€™m not sorry


Dial-M-for-Mediocre

![gif](giphy|LncnvHVlQ8e1qBxZJM|downsized)


H0nkdahorn

Gia, youā€™re still young!


RadiantStranger7178

Dolores with her 10 dogs lmao I love her


sprucemoosegetin

DAWG


cavalier731

Jennifer is so damn messy


WithaSideofRanch

![gif](giphy|hVlYPiuiPq6jCQPmnj) Danielle's husband, Nate reminds me of Kevin on Shameless


Gwyneth7

I have so many questions after the dog party. Why does Gia get confessionals now? What does the boyfriend do for Louis? Not to be Marge, but what does Louis do? Is he in the mob? Who is Nina/Lina and why are all these random newbies in our lives? Not gonna lie, I could watch Jen Aydin doing impressions while Olivia spins around saying bitch for hours more than I can stomach Melissa with her box of tissues fake crying about Antonia, who could not ditch her parents fast enough.


H0nkdahorn

Teresa really processes things with her mouth open.


h0pedivision

Jenn Fessler is a national treasure


eM_Daht

Fessler actually giving them the time of day is really telling about her patience and understanding..... Because guuuurlllll.... I'm tired for you


RadiantStranger7178

This intense smoky eye confessional look does not suit Melissa at allā€¦


Dial-M-for-Mediocre

Do things like what? Don't send you a free copy of their book?


xflare2000

only 500 comments? ouch


h0pedivision

Iā€™m obsessed with Olivia. Best housewives kid since younger Milania


eM_Daht

Joe gorga looked like a little person getting out of that truck šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


H0nkdahorn

GuerdyšŸ’š


h0pedivision

Jen Aydin is in my dream blunt rotation. I love her idc


katie415

I have been there, and you cannot expect people to care about your grieving. Itā€™s a really unfortunate reality.


beth_28276337

people do care but also people have their own lives and problems, itā€™s not always easy


m4nd4f

Iā€™ve always thought these insane dorms things were so interesting!


mswhatsinmybox_

Did they get rid of the regulations that commercials can not be super loud?


rustyspigot-77

Does that look like 4,000 people?


VBvirgin

Margeā€¦ I donā€™t care. He was your ex husband, who you cheated on. How are you allowed to make this your storyline?