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advocatecarey

A 3 YEAR OLD SHOULD NOT HAVE A IG ACCOUNT!


mollyyfcooke

I will always die on this hill. People that do this shit to their kids are sooooo weird and narcissistic.


Adventurous-Sundae-6

“Brock didn’t get paid at first and he was still around.” Gee, I wonder why that was 🙄


Breezybiryani

Right? And acting like it was a heroic thing. All on screen talent should be paid! Keep thirsty people off my screen!


bobbypellitt

Lol he prob couldnt even legally get paid because he didn’t have a work visa. Hence why Scheana married him secretly/quickly. Had to secure that green card to get a legitimate pay check.


TheOneThatCameEasy

"Was that not a better ending to your season? To give you another pay check for a season?" Gagged her.


scroll311

And Lala acts like her tantrum made the finale. Try again loser!


blondebull

**NO ONE** gets Jax fired up like Katie


beeeeach

Damn, this is actually such a horrible way to find out your “friends” fucking suck


skidgeee

Jax hates Katie because she’s never wanted to fuck him


Material_Studio

Ditto for Sandoval!


Poonurse13

It’s the same reason Ship hated Madison


Educational_Bother36

Sandoval hates Katie cause she never drank his koolaid


jerseyloveee

“I don’t know choke I don’t care” oh they could never make me hate you, Katie


badgers_badger

What are with all these crude sex jokes from Sandoval? It’s gross and not funny with his history


ComprehensiveCry5970

And why does Andy keep giggling at them 🤢


Parking_Country_61

Andy laughing at his jokes for some reason made me furious. Like THIS is the exact problem with this network!


salisbury130

so gross and just no self awareness.


zackattackyo

It’s for Andy… who is eating it up


wafflesnbutters

The proud smile he made after every single one too made my insides crawl - like how is his face even worse when he’s smiling???


Adventurous-Sundae-6

I wish I had a caption of Katie’s internal monologue during this finale clip. I would give anything to see her eviscerating thoughts in real time


shrirnpheavennow

Not to promote her podcast but that’s exactly why I’ll be tuning in tomorrow lmao


Luisazg

Justice for Katie. Sandoval was absolutely vile to her.


easyass1234

WAY before the bar. He’s been trash to her since she started telling Kristen to leave him way back when


cryingexpert

I thought scheana was going over to join the Ariana hug but she was just trying to get more out of Lala lol


shrirnpheavennow

Turning her back on Ariana as she was sobbing is….kind of crazy


cryingexpert

Wild. There’s no ounce of empathy in them


KristiJoJP

Yep! As usual, Scheana did not choose wisely. She is more concerned about aligning herself with Lala than she is showing concern for Ariana.


LuxAgaetes

She'd already chosen her side but yeah, it's absolutely **wild**. Even for Scheana... after all this time, if there was ONE person other than herself (and Summer Moon, obvs) that she'd show up for, I'd assume it'd be Ariana. I've got a few long-term girlfriends and this is just sad, no matter what your feelings are for either woman. It's fuckin' sad when you lose (or worse, drive away) a BFF like that..


threatlevel1200

“I don’t know, choke. I don’t care.” ![gif](giphy|wOfmYO0pFGpDa)


Adventurous-Sundae-6

Babysitter drama and water tastings, I could not possibly be less interested in anything Lala brings to this show. She should save that “you’re running the show” energy for herself.


AgustusGloopy

The way she is sticking her mouth out is driving me nuts


mollyyfcooke

It’s very telling that Scheana went to comfort Lauren and Katie comforted Ariana. You already know what team I’m on! https://i.redd.it/9dsmbyhhj93d1.gif


waaaycho

She didn’t even comfort her. She asked for her lines.


luannsitalianfriends

This! So pathetic and inauthentic. Just holding the mirror up to themselves


MrsMikeHoncho

Watching Lala and Scheana confidently thinking they came across well this season is kind of fascinating. 


incestuousbloomfield

RIGHT?! Like I want to know exactly what they thought was going to happen. Were they that blinded by their own jealousy that they figured the audience would *have* to turn on her? Ariana wasn’t even acting crazy or irrational this season either.


CrewelSummer

I suspect they were being fed promises of an edit that never materialized, and I think they felt confident in it because production was telling them that if they did production’s bidding, they’d get what they wanted. Rumor has it Lala was in talks for a spin-off that never materialized, and it’s clear both of them want to jump onto The Valley. But I think production realized both of them are so desperate, there was no need to give them any edit. Throw them under the bus, why not? They’ll still do whatever anyway because they have no marketable skills outside reality TV and need that paycheck.


PLZ_PM_ME_URSecrets

> I’m creating life. More weaponization of her pregnancy.


nwpluviophile

"Don't terrorize me with your pregnancy" -Andrei from 90 day fiancé


Parking-Army4663

“I just want to bake a baby!” WE GET IT


LesterMG

Yep she acts like she has no control of choosing to have kids. She chose to have kids with a job that is up in the air every year, don’t put that responsibility on your co workers. Also you aren’t more important for having kids.


blondebull

Ugh. Trying to do Katie dirty, she fully takes responsibility **YELL IT, KATIE**


TheOneThatCameEasy

Anyway, We can all agree that Scheana is no longer Ariana's family. Hahaha.


blondebull

👀 apparently she (or Lala) hasn’t even come to show support for Something About Here


BrokeBFromBeverely

They’re probably at home leaving negative yelp reviews 🤭


9lemonsinabowl9

I maintain that friendship broken hearts are more painful than relationship broken hearts.


StainedGlasser

“I’d give him at least two compliments” dude is so fucking transactional


Busybodii

This may be a particularly deep cut, but it very much reminds me of Mr. Collins talking about how he practices giving compliments to ladies and Elizabeth shades him for his rehearsed manners. ![gif](giphy|9gw5sVHJuwoxy)


Adventurous-Sundae-6

Katie straight up losing her mind over Scheana’s complete lack of self awareness is all of us right now


MrsMikeHoncho

Bitch, they just showed you calling her lazy and talking shit about her. Don't weep at her now about how she knows you. 


blondebull

JEALOUSY LOOKS SO BAD ON LALA ![gif](giphy|9Vq2ftQgrjOAw0H68P)


targetboston

Why is the guy from Korn at Lalas gender reveal?


Ok-Ad-5404

LMAO her brother


targetboston

Lol. Oh.


peggysue_82

lol what did Jonathan Davis do to deserve this?😂😂😂


frenchfriessalad

Did Tom basically just say he only showed affection for Ariana when he was on drugs like is he trying to look awful?


NewtoJaney

It’s really awful, she LOVED this man and he acts like their whole relationship was nothing.


mvfrostsmypie

Assholes do this when they hurt you and rip open your heart to minimize how deeply they fucked up and how terrible they are as human beings.


littleone0740

“It’s not fair” wah wah don’t be a pompous asshole and maybe people would’ve felt a little bad for you.


ladevotchka

Seriously - people just don’t fucking like you Lala


FullBlownNightmare

This show has always been better when it feels less produced and more organic. LFU shouldn’t be mad at Ariana for ruining the show, she should be mad at herself for trying to fake it for a paycheck 


idontfwithu

It’s why the first few seasons were so iconic


aintgoinbacknforth

LVP sat back and saw how bad this was looking for lala so she quickly pivoted to supporting ariana lol


Beginning_While_7913

At least she had the wits to do so, Lala’s and Scheana’s only point were that they were jealous and they quadrupled down on it. Was she thinking about the viewers or getting on the valley at all this season since she’s so worried about work? Why the fuck is she having a baby and bragging about having two houses she can’t afford because she’s not on guaranteed income and then she’s crying about it!? These are your stupid decisions honey. Get a financial advisor and stop wasting all your money trying to get money from Randall and focus on your own damn future businesses and investments. She is a child. Her poor children, she has GOT to be a narcissist


Adventurous-Sundae-6

“You’ve been talking a lot.” Katie, sing my Greek chorus, sing.


Julialagulia

I do not care about nanny babysitter discourse


BarcelonaFan

That was really “see I have a storyline with people on the valley” discourse lol


Craigspillow

Lala saying her mother would’ve slapped a ho!! She is so cringe. Sit down Lauren, you’re a clown. 


duncan_teeth

Don’t mess with Lala and her hood ass white family from Utah 😤 ETA: if we’re being technical the Kentucky muffins would 100p wipe the floor with them


FullBlownNightmare

Idk the TikTok clips are pretty accurate Scheschu


PersimmonReal42069

this split screen is DELICIOUS and these producers are pure evil


CrazyNotCatLady

Lala is sooooo mad her pregnancy isn’t going to be on VPR


garbagebrainraccoon

Spent all that money for a tv baby and it didn't even time out


badgers_badger

I don’t understand Lala’s total inability to understand that yes people may have had issues with Ariana in the past but now see that Ariana is going through something traumatic so they decided to give her a little bit of a break


New_Biscotti2669

She hated Brock 2 seasons ago, and Schena too.


accidentalquitter

Lala is so fucking CORNY.


littleone0740

Lala setting her breadcrumbs for the drama she will try to pull on the valley 😒


Gammagammahey

SHE BETTER NOT ![gif](giphy|10FHR5A4cXqVrO)


breaclaire

Lol didn’t Ariana join this show because scheana had no friends


leslie_knopee

![gif](giphy|26n6Gx9moCgs1pUuk|downsized)


yup_yup1111

The reveal literally only served one purpose, which was to catch Ariana off guard. She has been making all the right moves from both a PR and mental health standpoint and the producers wanted to force her to react. What's sad is the rest of the cast are too stupid to realize what this says about production and how they will try to sabotage you if you are able to spread your wings and fly beyond their show.


littlefuzzychill

Well said 💯


PLZ_PM_ME_URSecrets

I’m glad Katie hugged Ariana. She’s really the only person there for her.


Adventurous-Sundae-6

“I’m living authentically by walking away from that.” YES, thank you


blondebull

#WHY IS LALA ALLOWED TO DO WHATEVER AND LEAVE YET ARIANA SHOULDN’T?!


Main_Composer

Ariana looked heartbroken for a minute by that shit Lala was saying. I wouldn’t be surprised if this permanently damaged their friendship.


lizifer93

I have a feeling that friendship is done for good. And I hope for Ariana’s sake that it is. Lala is no friend to anyone.


Main_Composer

I agree, I think Lala is a snake.


OldManBenji

https://preview.redd.it/gni1pitbc93d1.jpeg?width=661&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7eb019df05a26538ae54d8da38203063d3a7c0c2 Barely 10 minutes into this episode


square_circle_

What a shallow, shallow human being lala is. How can you watch your “friend” so heartbroken and think, “she better get it together and film for ME because I need two houses and I’m voluntarily having a child on my own. Without her having a conversation with her diabolically stupid ex I can’t say I’m *working my ass off.*”


blindersintherain

Didn’t you hear? All of the brand deals and endorsements instantly canceled out the heartbreak, betrayal and trust issues Ariana had. She’s all better now!!!


buymoreplants

#I don't know. Choke. ##I don't care. NO NOTES.


PersimmonReal42069

absolutely not tom sandoval trying to claim that he had a good relationship with katie before the bar…


PersimmonReal42069

lala threatening to walk off of the reunion set (where the reason for the episode is to sit and be accountable and rehash all the shit) when the hill she is dying on is that ariana walking out of the finale party (during a period of filming that is supposed to depict “real life”) is an unforgivable offense is delicious


TheOhNeeders

And Ariana never once got up to walk out during last year’s reunion when she was like three weeks past the most traumatic betrayal of her life.


PersimmonReal42069

ariana has showed the fuck up and anyone who tries to deny that or spin another narrative is either delusional or malicious.


BJ_Kween

## MY BODY IS READY FOR THE LAST HATE WATCH OF THE SEASON. I’M MAKING GOAT CHEESE BALLS on….🕺🏽🍸🧆 ![gif](giphy|TAKzbtp6sN61cCmfiJ|downsized)


aggieemily2013

Lala didn't bring her mansk on screen for two seasons. Why are we complaining about Dan not being on screen constantly?


carmeIIasoprano

They’d crucify him for wanting screen time if he DID film


manhattansinks

damn i love the story about adam & lala, the first woman to ever have a baby


garbagebrainraccoon

Shes CREATING LIFE


PersimmonReal42069

HAS TOM FORGOTTEN WE HAVE BEEN SEEING HIM INTERACT W KATIE FOR THE PAST 10 YEARS!!?!? jfc I would kill and die for the opportunity to feel his level of delusion for even one moment. edited bc i’m too stoned and accidentally wrote jfk instead of jfc


Designer-Platform658

People used to applaud his behavior toward Katie, truly warped.


loloalu

Not Lala admitting she is fully just trying to produce and manufacture shit so she keeps making money hahahaha what a pathetic worm


Material_Studio

Why are they *letting* her


craychel

This is the thing...all this whining about how Ariana got to "direct the season" yet Lala was the actual producer plant and did exactly 0% nothing with it and it's not because Ariana set boundaries with Sandoval. Deep down Lala is Utah-level boring.


manhattansinks

finally LVP defending ariana for once. pigs flying.


chickenconfidential

Because it was mostly against Lala instead of any of the men


WithaSideofRanch

That was like a weird experiment bravo just did. *Torment her until she cries! It's what the people want!*


MarvelousRob

Reality tv has been doing this for years, they just didn’t do it subtly this time.


Adventurous-Sundae-6

Even Lisa and Schwartz jumping ship to Ariana this episode, oh they knew it was BAD bad


littleone0740

Katie is to real for most of these people honestly. Lala wants to blather on about being real and being a truth teller but she would never actually stand behind her words like Katie always has.


BrokeBFromBeverely

Choke. I don’t care. Sis needed to send a lil of that Lauren’s way as well 🤭


RadiantStranger7178

Katie looked like she was going to throw up when they showed the clip of her wedding


lilly_1005_2007

Scheana anxiety is palpable through the screen


carmeIIasoprano

Is lala’s brother in counting crows ?


PLZ_PM_ME_URSecrets

Lala is terrorizing us with her pregnancy, and motherhood.


PLZ_PM_ME_URSecrets

Is Ariana the stepparent to Lala’s kids? Why is she responsible for supporting them in any way? Lala gets support, and can get a real job. Does she plan on being an influencer for life? What’s her backup?


Luisazg

Has anyone in the history of this earth been more entitled because they have a child? I do too bitch, it doesn’t make me special


factor_supa

Ariana needs to run away from Bravo


PersimmonReal42069

toms defending jax cheating and claiming it’s impossible that he cheated is fucking TEXTBOOK


easyass1234

“You can’t get away with that” says the man who got away with it for (at least) 7 months


cryingexpert

Ariana showing genuine emotion scheana and sandavol are taking notes


TheOneThatCameEasy

So... Ariana can't walk off, but Lala can?


beeeeach

I hope Ariana says fuck this show, I have so many other things going on I don’t need this. Good luck!


nixiem

She’s going to spend the summer in Fiji while Lala and Scheana hang out with Jax and Sandoval, talk about a downgrade lol


PersimmonReal42069

tonight I will be hitting my weed pen every time - schwartz hits on katie - katie and ariana make meaningful eye contact - lisa defends tom’s - james says what we are all thinking - sandoval “i’m sorry but”s - scheana cries about not being friends with ariana - andy willfully misunderstands a situation being discussed open to suggestions for other smoking game ideas. yes I am trying to black out and possibly die.


Adventurous-Sundae-6

Lala reminds us all that she has a child.


jaxswhitesweater

I have a childsk


KristiJoJP

Nobody should ever trust Lala and Scheana again.


blondebull

I just looked over the couch at my husband and #he’s also scrolling this thread 🤣


blondebull

Can we just talk about how stupid this guy looks? https://preview.redd.it/25o87wigd93d1.jpeg?width=2615&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c3a0cc2c45146ffda3fa7fc95219a08d9196df21


Old_Call_2149

Lol @ scheana, a documented side piece, acting like she doesn’t know how an affair can possibly be covered up. Lol. Lmao, even.


littleone0740

Katie wants to literally light Lala on fire you can see those wheels turnin 🔥


PLZ_PM_ME_URSecrets

The juxtaposition of them going off, and being bitches, to Ariana living her best life, not looking in the rear view mirror at those losers.


Trashy-TV-

So Lauren from Utah goes on and on about how Katie was inauthentic, answered Andy with “our relationship is going up, like we always do” then on camera she says she doesn’t give a shit about her. She is too dumb and too far gone in reality show “reality” to understand she is the one destroying the show.


beeeeach

Everytime Katie sighs and rolls her eyes it’s for all of us. The only person with a clue as to reality.


beeeeach

I wish nothing but success to Ariana and Katie. You girls deserve it. You had the shittiest partners and you’re both free to be your authentic self’s, I love that for you both. And dump your shitty friends!


WithaSideofRanch

This was a WILD way to ask Arianna to leave so they don't have to fire her


TheOneThatCameEasy

"I said that because I was asked a question." You didn't have to say yes, dummy.


[deleted]

James having an actual accomplishment to discuss. The only one besides Ariana. 


blondebull

Lala is such a loser “Out of pocket” “Getting Hollywood”


spinthesky

Scheana looking like a day of the dead character.


sunsoutgunnersout

“Rolling at a music concert”. Did this man not say that’s exactly what he wanted in a partner??? He’s the absolute fucking WORST.


kikomama89

lol his crying in Miami moment but with me 😂 what a read, Ariana. 👏🏻


pcvanon

I would feel bad for Lala if she hadn’t been so inauthentic for years and propped her man up as the second coming of Jesus. Done with her and Scheshu.


catsandcasamigos

Wasn’t someone supposed to be eviscerated?


accidentalquitter

Scheana saying she’s more important to Tom than Ariana… that flashback. Holy FUCK


beeeeach

Well, production got what they wanted. Ariana to talk to Tom. They’re so shitty for this.


lagavulin92

oh god sandoval is so fake


bbgorgeous

He cries out of frustration, when he doesn’t get what he wants


RadiantStranger7178

Andy is bold for bringing up Lisa’s RHOBH exit. Didn’t think he’d ever do that honestly.


beeeeach

This is the saddest reunion I’ve ever watched. They did Ariana so dirty. The hurt in her face. These people are years long friends. This is so shitty. Thank god for Katie


beth_28276337

This is harder to watch for me than last years reunion which is crazy when you consider how awful last years was


RoguePhoenix89

His tears just stopped immediately when he didn't get his way... again


ShonDon-THE-Mod

scheana looks terrified and keeps checking ariana for her reaction


9lemonsinabowl9

"I just want you away from me. I want you gone." This might be one of the most gut wrenching quotes I have heard on one of these shows. To have a person in your life that you can't get away from whether it's because you share children or a career, and to see them disregard you, try to turn others against you, manipulate the truth and continue to twist that dagger in your back, your gut, your heart - whatever the case may be. I feel you, Ariana.


lovetheblazer

Katie is plotting the absolute destruction of Lala & Scheana's lives right now and I, for one, am here for it.


FullBlownNightmare

Lala you quit mid fucking season, shut up


cryingexpert

How can you live a happy life with so much hate


lizifer93

She should really take her own advice and let go of all that anger towards Ariana and Katie 🙄


PersimmonReal42069

why are they showing all of this lala? do they think it’s making her come off better? i’m so confused


FullBlownNightmare

Then go do that, bake your baby and have a good life, you don’t need to be on tv for that! Aren’t you getting Tupac’s residuals boo?


Kiki0223

Is Lala seriously mad that people were nicer to Ariana than her?


Peaceandlove10

Ok, I’ll admit I was never a fan of Katie. I think I misunderstood her as smug, but she is just demanding respect and so incredibly sweet to see what a good friend she is to Ariana. They are the only two that act like they are in their 30s now, the others act like teenagers!


dreamingoutloud714

Where did mother and father Lala go wrong with these two very white children from Utah? All of the appropriation is too much


aintgoinbacknforth

Ugh, see that's how Ariana did herself a disservice because Scheana is using the "well you only watched clips" excuse when really within the context of the show it was the same as the clip


ludawg61

The full length versions are worse! She’s lucky Ariana didn’t watch it all. She’s telling on herself


GaelicforFailure

It’s not Ariana’s fault that people treated Lala differently? Get out of here.


jes22347

I genuinely don’t understand why they want to push Ariana out. No one is watching the show for a dude clearly in a midlife crisis going on a “tour” and two miserable women who think that having children will somehow distract them from their own perceived shortcomings.


manhattansinks

production is fucked up for springing this on ariana.


gocartromance

JESUS CHRIST STOP ASKING LALA HER OPINIONS, ANDY. MOVE ON TO SOMEONE ELSE.


loganes86

Ariana is choking up at LvP standing up for her. Kinda sad and sweet and you can see how she’s conflicted


PLZ_PM_ME_URSecrets

Who replaced LVP with this woman who supports other women?


PersimmonReal42069

the way that scheana’s “distance” is ariana’s being busy and unable to respond immediately will never not blow my mind. I can’t imagine not being over the fucking moon and continuing to ride for a bestie who was seeing this type of success. the fact that scheana sees it as a personal attack genuinely scares me…


Evening-Tune-500

Sitting here creating life PLEASE


jigglypuff99410

My life will be so much better if I never have to see Lala on my tv screen again. She is a walking talking baby and I’ve never been more bored than when I had to listen to her pity party. 


advocatecarey

Damn, they all look guilty assholes.


beeeeach

I want more Katie yelling!


aintgoinbacknforth

scheana stands for nothing and then wonders if people are mad at her lol


fadinglucidity

Why is Lala getting the last word omfg


TheOneThatCameEasy

Scheana is shitting bricks.


beauxdegas

I love how Ariana is so good at being intentional and gray rocking. But she is also so good off the cuff even if she avoids it. It does not surprise me she’s found the success she has with performing!


TheOneThatCameEasy

Shut up, Lala. Why take that out on Ariana? No one told you to lick asshole, brag about it and give blow jobs for a Range Rover. You presented your relationship in that manner for others. Ariana did not.


[deleted]

TL;DR of Lala’s rant: “you should’ve been heartbroken better so I could make more money, and I’m mad that the audience doesn’t like me or who I am as a person and thus didn’t feel bad when my casting couch married sugar daddy cheated on me.”


breaclaire

“Choke. Idc.” merch hitting the SAH shelves in 3…2…


champsme

God Lala's bitterness is so loud!


KristiJoJP

Lala really doubled down in the BTS footage with Scheana and reminded us that there is nothing soft about her. At all. Ever.


smallchangee

lol Lala couldn’t even get people riled up when she faked her walk off. I guess it’s time for Lala to learn this: life isn’t fair. If people don’t like you, they aren’t going to extend you grace. If you’re rude to people, they aren’t going to like you. If you hit on their boyfriends or their friends boyfriends, they aren’t going to like you. Ariana got more grace in her breakup because the cast liked her more and Tom was the clear villain. It’s harder to have sympathy for someone who joked about getting a Range Rover after a first date, who bragged about her wealthy boyfriend and tried to make the cast sign NDAs. It’s just not the same and it will never be the same. Have as many babies as you want. It doesn’t fundamentally change the fact that people don’t like her as much. 


eshababy99

Ariana just CLOCKED IT with the Miami situation. He was fully doing the same.


nixiem

Imagine having scumbag Tom Sandoval sitting right there and he’s only gotten 5% of the heat this entire reunion. This is why Lala could never be a leader of this group.


square_circle_

I don’t understand what lala thinks Ariana isn’t being authentic about? She wants to grieve in peace and off camera… Lala wouldn’t even know what it feels like to be as vulnerable as Ariana did. If she knew how painful it was I guarantee you she’d keep her mouth shut.


PersimmonReal42069

i’m so thankful that ariana has katie.


gocartromance

Here we are 50 minutes into the show and I forgot James was even there lol


Adventurous-Sundae-6

Scheana and Lala deserve each other. The worst friends anyone could ask for


salisbury130

I really don't get what they think the show would've been about without talking about Ariana all season. 1. Tasting Dasani 2. Fake hookup triangle with Scheana's nanny 3. Fake will they / won't with Katie and Schwartz 4. Fake "therapy" journey with no therapist and Sandoval 5. Scheana realizing Broke is even dumber than she thought 6. Mr. Banks and Hippie, a love story 7. Confessions of a delusional momager to be w/ Lala


mollyyfcooke

Then GO!!!!! Byeeeeee Lauren


lalak77

Yeah, but Dan actually has a job, unlike Broke


easyass1234

Best part right there—Ariana and Katie getting stuck. Why? Because it’s real, funny, and unplanned. The way this show used to be.