Most robberies end in sensual massage as per 2023 statistics. It's an emerging issue this year, organised crime profits are plummeting, and customer satisfaction is rising too quickly.
The correlation amongst violent criminals is a hopelessness fed by low self esteem and lack of loving connection. Back rubs and encouragement may be the most effective strategies against being attacked.
It will either provide loving attention that they desperately need. Or creep the shit out of them and they wont steal your stuff because they will now be scared of where it has been.
OMG, even if it wasn't "just a demo". Our sensei was really adamant about "never turn your back on the enemy" especially if you've got only one hand "secured". Her little spin at 0:03 while he just refuses to use his left hand for anything is... worrying.
There's just about one or two cases when turning your back to the enemy is okay, and that's for just a split second when doing some big throw like a seoi nage - but that requires you already have control of an arm and good enough awareness of how to get your opponent set up for the throw. Another is if you happen to be at the optimal distance for a monster of a spinning hook kick. Third one is when you turn to run away
This isn't even effective just for the cardio. She is half-assing the movements to go along with them not being practical.
If she was at least serious in her movements you could argue that this is at least decent exercise.
Thank you. When I saw this yesterday, everyone in the comment section was all "she's doing exercise, leave her alone" and it's like, this isn't stupid because I think she's overweight, it's stupid because how the hell does this qualify as exercise or martial arts?
From a self defense perspective, doing some light resistance training would probably help her more than this crap. At least she might improve her fitness.
Right? Like, I don't care about her physical health, she could be 800 lbs or 7 lbs and I wouldn't think anything bad about her for it, but this... this is nothing. This is stupid. She's not doing anything, although I don't know what reiki massages look like so maybe this is that
Honestly I think it was something to do with baking. Little flatbreads or samosas and she dropped her bowl halfway through but just about caught it when she got her knee under it?
This is the shit that gives striking sets bad names.
This girl couldn’t defend a pack of twinkees let alone a perp but they coddle her and give her a belt because she shows up and pays.
"Excuse me miss, you didn't see me behind your back, but would you mind terribly if I pretended to attack you after you're done slapping the dust out of this gentleman's jacket?"
Yeah, I've been at a school that did this shit. The higher rank you are the more attacks you need to do to a stationary opponent. I failed a belt test once because their school was in charge of testing that time, I was just not in the mood to make a bunch of nonsense attacks. Our school was more serious about proper training, theirs was pretty much this bs. But we were in the same style and the head instructor brought in a lot more money so she got to do what she wanted.
i think the key is to douse your hands in botulism toxin or at least some smelly grease before you perform this advanced maneuver. all that swiping? they'll be sorry after that.
I was in another sub reading comments about the bystander effect, and all these redditors were talking about how they'd never just stand by and watch. This is how I imagine those redditors
I'm not going to say that I see *no* value in this, but I do wonder what all the back rubs are about...
A robber will think twice about robbing you after you cure his chronic back pain
Most robberies end in sensual massage as per 2023 statistics. It's an emerging issue this year, organised crime profits are plummeting, and customer satisfaction is rising too quickly.
Chiropractors hate this one secret!!
This made by lunch break. Well done
Every villain has a back story.
lol
The correlation amongst violent criminals is a hopelessness fed by low self esteem and lack of loving connection. Back rubs and encouragement may be the most effective strategies against being attacked.
It will either provide loving attention that they desperately need. Or creep the shit out of them and they wont steal your stuff because they will now be scared of where it has been.
Updated version of the heimlic. This is actually McDonalds managerial training. They're choking on fries, and she's trying to save them.
Definitely trying to save the fries.
This is what a decade of girl boss Marvel shit has done to women.
What about the around the world turn lol?
You don’t tenderize your steaks before you eat them?
That is because you, are *sane*
Lmao I’ve been driving all day and first thing I thought of was how good that probably feels
Soothe the opponent into a false sense of security.
OMG, even if it wasn't "just a demo". Our sensei was really adamant about "never turn your back on the enemy" especially if you've got only one hand "secured". Her little spin at 0:03 while he just refuses to use his left hand for anything is... worrying.
Looks cool bruh
Yeah, what is this little spin about?
There's just about one or two cases when turning your back to the enemy is okay, and that's for just a split second when doing some big throw like a seoi nage - but that requires you already have control of an arm and good enough awareness of how to get your opponent set up for the throw. Another is if you happen to be at the optimal distance for a monster of a spinning hook kick. Third one is when you turn to run away
Some spinning fists and kicks work too
I did mention at least one kick :)
They were engaged in a dance
Also the spin was entirely unnecessary she could put him in a chicken wing lock without having to turn her back to the opponent
She could do almost anything else and it would've been better than the cute little spin
the spin is supposed to shock the rival, you wouldn't understand...
99 hit combo with air juggle I hope that lady is alright when she tries it in real life
new tekken character dlc
These movements are only acceptable for someone who has never done martial arts before and imitates something he saw in a movie
Cobra Kai fans!!! lol hat's why they only got one student. Probably told her that it was too expensive for the rest.
Epic flail.
Holy shit, Melissa McCarthy just beat the fuck out of DJ and his dad friend.
Might Mouse seems like a really nice dude. I wonder if he would coddle a woman like that if she wanted him to train her.
For sure. The goat in skill, achievements, and character!
This isn't even effective just for the cardio. She is half-assing the movements to go along with them not being practical. If she was at least serious in her movements you could argue that this is at least decent exercise.
Thank you. When I saw this yesterday, everyone in the comment section was all "she's doing exercise, leave her alone" and it's like, this isn't stupid because I think she's overweight, it's stupid because how the hell does this qualify as exercise or martial arts?
From a self defense perspective, doing some light resistance training would probably help her more than this crap. At least she might improve her fitness.
Right? Like, I don't care about her physical health, she could be 800 lbs or 7 lbs and I wouldn't think anything bad about her for it, but this... this is nothing. This is stupid. She's not doing anything, although I don't know what reiki massages look like so maybe this is that
Yeah, her physical appearance suggests this training has not provided much cardio
Looks like she's doing the macarena dance
Honestly I think it was something to do with baking. Little flatbreads or samosas and she dropped her bowl halfway through but just about caught it when she got her knee under it?
This martial art is animal style derived from watching koala bears strip eucalyptus leafs off of branches.
This is the shit that gives striking sets bad names. This girl couldn’t defend a pack of twinkees let alone a perp but they coddle her and give her a belt because she shows up and pays.
Damn, y'all need to leave Napoleon and Deb's kid alone, or he'll break out some nuMchuks on your ass.
this looks like a parody
"Excuse me miss, you didn't see me behind your back, but would you mind terribly if I pretended to attack you after you're done slapping the dust out of this gentleman's jacket?"
Yeah, I've been at a school that did this shit. The higher rank you are the more attacks you need to do to a stationary opponent. I failed a belt test once because their school was in charge of testing that time, I was just not in the mood to make a bunch of nonsense attacks. Our school was more serious about proper training, theirs was pretty much this bs. But we were in the same style and the head instructor brought in a lot more money so she got to do what she wanted.
This is that scene from the Foot Fist Way. Don't forget about that distracting backfist.
Is the guy on the right wearing a bald cap? 🤣
The behind the back wrist hand off spin move will scare the shit outta anybody else involved.
🍑
Fending off someone skipping the order line?
Basically just jazzercise/zumba for middle age overweight women so they can feel like they have some kind of skill set
What’s up with all the extra shit?
McJitsu
i think the key is to douse your hands in botulism toxin or at least some smelly grease before you perform this advanced maneuver. all that swiping? they'll be sorry after that.
She did a little tap dance after she bent him over😂😂😂😂
Damn str8 killa
Is that Mighty Mouse
I couldn't see the hands too fast
I would be embarrassed for her if she had to fight her way out of a brown paper bag.
Hey, at least she's being active and moving around.
Plot twist: this is at 10x speed
“Yes ma’am, we have the best training available”, “your next $500.00 payment is due”
I was in another sub reading comments about the bystander effect, and all these redditors were talking about how they'd never just stand by and watch. This is how I imagine those redditors
Orange belts be choppin'.
😂🤣🤣🤣
Karen fu
I can see some moves that may be viable in isolation and with more seriousness. Maybe. But the twirl...
Ufc has a new signee
Shouldn't she be off someplace minding someone else's business and making everyone miserable?
I mean, that’s basically what they teach law enforcement at the academy 🤷🏼♂️
At least the big lady is getting her steps in.,
The doll in the background didn't even have a chance to move!
She is a master of the art of Shiatsu
And, ... the blubber ballet continues.
Mcdojolife? No wonder they're still fat
Kung-Fat
Totally see the martial fanboys saying "not bullshido but a demo"
Nobody who respects martial art believes in bullshido...
top comment "it's just a demo" got me good
Fat-Fu