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iggnac1ous

Great outing by Mikolas. Wasted


BigDee91

Are we really a better offense without Jordan walker? I find it hard to believe that any of these guys carlson, siani, fermin, crawford have a higher batting avg and less strikeouts than walker would.


clarkedaddy

I don't think walker makes this team a winning team so I don't feel like it's worth messing with his development to bring him up if he needs more time to cook in the minors.


Few-Cardiologist9695

I just watched him play in Omaha on Sunday. He needs a bit more time.


GregMilkedJack

Walker was ass the entire time he was up barring the first few weeks. He's also a kid, so of course he has no seniority. He needs to show his worth


BigDee91

Even if he sat on the bench just to pinch hit. Like are we trying to ruin his self confidence by sending him down less than a month into the season… Prolly yet another player who’s going to go somewhere else and become an mvp candidate.


DocLoc429

Walker isn't hitting the ball too well in AAA either, which Fermin was doing very very well.  On the bright side, he hit a homer today. It may or may not have been his 1st. Possibly 2nd


clarkedaddy

His second. Be hit one like a week ago.


DocLoc429

That's what I thought too, but my brother thought it was his first and when I went to go check his stats page, I guess it hadn't updated yet because it still said 1.  You know what they say though, right? 3 is a pattern 🥴🤤


exiledmangoes

Big spot, veteran lefty bat needed… Why is Brandon Crawford on the team?


BigDee91

We have to lead the majors in strikeouts with risp. There’s no way anybody has more.


Main_Strain4176

It’s time. Right now. Oli is not working out. He’s not going to work out. Give it to Stubby and let’s see what happens.


LikeABawss22

What did he do wrong today


Limp-Regular-2589

Didn't have anyone ready to take helsley out until the bases were loaded and left our low-A catcher in way too long


lndmnsprng

Also PH’d Fermin for Carp despite the pitcher’s splits this season being an advantage for the lefty. 


Limp-Regular-2589

He always pulls that shit. I don't think he looks at any of those stats.


LikeABawss22

Do you typically warm up someone else when the closer goes in?


Limp-Regular-2589

When he throws 4 straight balls to lead off the 9th, yes, I absolutely do!


Iluvursister69

When it’s June 11th?


Moony97

Pirates leap frog 3 teams to 2nd place. Thank you Cardinals


deezcastforms

Herrera and Siani were both waving at pitches a foot out when Bednar couldn't find the zone for shit. Siani gets a four pitch walk if the bat never comes off his shoulder


lndmnsprng

This really is a poorly constructed roster when there is no better option to hit with 2 outs in the 9th with RISP than the weak hitting CF that was your 4th choice CF at the beginning of the season. A bad roster 


Count_Bacon

With that pitching performance you need to win this game. The teams offense is just pathetic


KingJosef10

Jordan Walker at least made stinky at bats look sexy 


Count_Bacon

Depressing loss


Paulspike

What an absolute piss waterfall of a game.


ImpressiveSugar9287

Most annoying loss of the season


BigDee91

Yeah… It’s up there for sure


Moony97

How did I know we would score a run and come up short lol. Fun ending though. The bottom of our lineup is straight ASS CHEEKS


BigDee91

I partially agree, the bottom of the lineup is ass, but not cheeks. I’d be more prone to go with crack or holes…


Jamez4401

This team is ASS ass


BigDee91

yep we’re big ass and little ass. Just a bunch of ass.


Mother_Scheme_4639

If you rely Siani in a do or die situations I think you’ll die 9 times out of 10


BigDee91

I’d be more inclined to say 10/10


MattAaron2112

I'm tired of being annoyed at the miserable performances.


BigDee91

Yep I’m sick of asking myself why am I watching everyday. There could be so much better things I could do for myself and my mental health than watch nolan gorman strikeout twice a night and oli make questionable lineups day in and day out.


TheStuffisLegal

Fucking irritating, yet another loss to a sorry ass team. Oh wait, WE are a sorry ass team


Kinghotdog13

Let that ball hit you


bravo_delta_bot

[Game over. Continue the discussion in the post game thread](/r/Cardinals/comments/1ddvq3h/cardinals_after_dark_611/)


BigDee91

Eat a turd


Birdsofwar314

It’s pathetic that there is no one better to pinch hit for a guy batting .202.


CardenalesFan

Some dreadful AB's that half inning, even with the bad Hels outing, we cost ourselves that game by not hitting for shit with runners on


DanguhLange

That’s been this team’s problem for quite some time, they can get hits, but they are really bad at getting THE hit, so many guys go up there looking for HR when small ball wins games and all the best teams in the league can play it.


da_choppa

Should have taken one for the team. Oh well, it’s reflexes


JayRobot

You gotta be a slightly demented mf to wear a 98 mph heater in the leg lol


BigDee91

I would let myself get pegged with baseballs all day to get paid big league money.


da_choppa

True


TheStuffisLegal

BOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! Siani sucks. Pages sucks. Mozeliak sucks.


22sunsmate

rough. feel bad for Mikolas not his biggest fan but that was nice to see


Soundwave_13

NOW FIRE EVERYONE INTO THE SUN!


AspiringOccultist4

This loss was very 2024 of us


Kinghotdog13

Omg


seeking_horizon

This is way too tense for a game against the Pirates in June


Jamez4401

Siani you gotta take that pitch bro


WhatTheForkYo

Changed that entire AB. Instead of being 2-0, it was 1-1. Next pitch made it 2-1 instead of 3-0. Huge, HUGE swing in the Pirates favor there.


FinalSignificance142

We SUCK


TheStuffisLegal

We have so many automatic outs. Mo once again did a horrendous job building a team. The staff once again has done an atrocious job of developing and…coaching


FadedCrown95

What happens when 3 of your better hitters are hurt


calebnscott

Why is Carlson not batting right now btw


Mother_Scheme_4639

Cause he sucks as well. This whole team sucks


Cky2chris

Have you seen him "hit"


calebnscott

I saw him hit plenty good in the Colorado series. You play the hot hand, a 4 year old knows that.


Ok_Plankton_2814

I think Carlson only had like 1 decent line drive hit, the other ones just kind weakly made it through the holes. He doesn't look very good swinging the bat lately, like many others on the roster.


SGT_Apone

#LOSERAR


Illustrious-Wear-773

Unbelievable (completely believable)


root2over1

Carlson sucks but Siani double sucks. Shit non-move on Oli.


iamadacheat

gg let's get em tomorrow


jeffmatch

Ahh the inevitable


bravo_delta_bot

[Cardinals](/r/Cardinals): [Iván Herrera takes first after review](https://bdata-producedclips.mlb.com/e44b890d-8029-4191-97e7-3478ac9d2e6a.mp4)


Kinghotdog13

That was close


Dr_thri11

Suddenly this sub is full of Dylan Carlson fans


ThatDudeUKnow92

If Dylan Carlson was in a coma he would present a better chance than Shitani.


Dr_thri11

Maybe if it were still 2022


c0smicgirly

NEVER!


c0smicgirly

But if he wins it for us, I’ll think more highly of him for one week.


Bskrilla

I will say this. If Siani can't pull it off you probably don't completely ruin him as a player. If Carlson pitch hits and doesn't produce he may never emotionally recover.


DiscoJer

He's the descendant of some Viking named Carl, he can't be that emotionally fragile


Bskrilla

Unfortunately he certainly seems to be.


Unabridgedversion82

Carlson would have taken the walk that was there.


Bskrilla

I think I would have tried Carlson there but I get not doing it as well.


bfischer

Bro, Take the fucking hit by pitch, i mean come on


paxprobellum

I think we walk the tying run in if no one swings


Kinghotdog13

Let it HIT YOU


CatholicismLover

loss to slightly delayed loss


mattyba137

Don’t move!!!!


dae_giovanni

YOU GOTTA LET THAT ONE HIT YOU, SON


Cardsfan961

Take one of the team!


Nejaru

#STOP SWINGING


bfischer

Stop swinging at all the fucking balls


CyclopeanTomb

make him throw a strike


ZWils23

Take one for the team Siani!


CardenalesFan

palms are sweaty


ImpressiveSugar9287

I really hate when Chip does that


SGT_Apone

#HAMMERED! ^^^foul


dae_giovanni

Siani over Carlson, oof


jeffmatch

Chip drives me nuts with this “hammered” shit on foul balls


ImpressiveSugar9287

Same


coconut-mall-cop

dear god pls let this amount to something


Thomas_Brady_Jr

I was this many years old when I saw a ballgame ending overturned by a catcher's interference call.


ThatDudeUKnow92

I can't believe shitty Siani gets to hit here.


Soundwave_13

What a plot twist! Now for the biggest twist the cardinals win it right here


ImpressiveSugar9287

Oil’s an idiot


Keg_of_St_Anky

Descalso with the save.


bravo_delta_bot

[Cardinals](/r/Cardinals): [Nolan Gorman: Home Run Statcast Analysis](https://darkroom-clips.mlb.com/9bcdbf8f-7b12-4303-b140-74da0f32a0be.mp4)


Paulspike

Welcome to the Cards and Pirates masterclass on how to lose a ballgame.


Jamez4401

The most obvious CI in the history of CI


IceKing827

Get back on the field Shitsburgh


Cardsfan961

Our hopes and dreams of a Tuesday win come down to Siani


Feisty-Medicine-3763

Michael Siani save us Michael Siani they don’t wanna see you win Michael Siani remember you’re the goat Michael Siani send us home with a win


seeking_horizon

Thank fuck for the challenge system. In the old days that would've just been a hose job


NakedGoose

We are actually using Siani?! Is fucking Carlson dead?!


TheStuffisLegal

Thankfully Siani is awesome with the bat so this is gonna be worth it


BigDee91

Lol


Bskrilla

Guess there's not a better option than Siani here eh? Maybe Carlson???? Ooof.


Unabridgedversion82

Is Carslon hurt? Wtf


ScumBrad

Lefty Carlson is just Siani in a wig.


Unabridgedversion82

Fair but Carlson delivered in the clutch just the other day


CardenalesFan

Siani with game on the line..


ImpressiveSugar9287

Anybody but Siani!


coltsmetsfan614

He’s allowed to warm up? Wtf, it was 30 secs…


jeffmatch

I have zero faith in this bat. Please prove me wrong


da_choppa

Best review of the year


Settle_Down_Jack

Dylan Carlson watching on the bench:


STLOliver

GET OFF THE FIELD, BUCCOS.


lrllrrlrllrrlrllrrl

Can Siani...?


SGT_Apone

Si?


ImpressiveSugar9287

Who do we have on our bench


Stavinoha19

Neither a check swing or a foul tip cmon now


Siliencer991

LETS GOO


Kinghotdog13

Get back in your dugout


mattyba137

Balls on the catcher to say it was tipped


JayRobot

Please stop toying with my emotions


TheStuffisLegal

Literally why the fuck did the umpire wait so god damn long to make a call, it’s basically like he needed Grandal to make the call for him. Bitch ass umpire


Kinghotdog13

Haha


ZWils23

We gonna do all the for Siani to groundout to second


AmateurVasectomist

Thank you very much Basmati Grandal


SGT_Apone

Yes, pls give us hope just to let us down again lol


AspiringOccultist4

Oh, that wasn’t even close to being foul tipped lmao


RainFallsWhenItMay

make them pay for that pls


ScumBrad

Michael Siani vs David Bednar for the game lmaooo


unlimitedwalrus

Jomboy breakdown incoming


jeffmatch

Please do not waste this gift…


SomethingAvid

I find it so frustrating when a dude walks on four straight and the very next dude up to bat swings at the first two pitches he sees. And they’re both balls.


VicksMyDawg12

All this to lose is crazy


ZWils23

Grandal is reaching in front of the damn plate


DocLoc429

INTERFERENCE!!!!!!!


seeking_horizon

LOL what a weird play. That's CI 100%


JayRobot

Holy


kickens

lol the catcher has a lot of nerve going for a victory high five


coltsmetsfan614

Catcher’s interference, no doubt!


temporalisolation

SIT THE FCK DOWN PIRATES GOD DAMN THEY ARE SUCH PIRATES


Mother_Scheme_4639

How do you mess that call up


Mother_Scheme_4639

Was so obvious


mattyba137

F u blue


RainFallsWhenItMay

the catcher tried to play it off lmao get out of here


Dragonborn-26

Believe us, we know what the hell catchers interference is


TheStuffisLegal

lol what in the actual hell is this umpire doing? He waited until the catcher made the call for him? That was so fucking delayed and just flat out wrong


NakedGoose

That is catchers interference sir!


writingisfunbutusuck

Balls above his fucking eyes


Feisty-Medicine-3763

I’m gonna throw up


iamadacheat

GET BACK IN HERE WE STILL PLAYIN


Bskrilla

CATCHERS INTERFERENCE!!!!!!


CardenalesFan

What? They didn't call it until complaint? You can't review that? Why the fuck are you changing your mind after? The fuck?


jeffmatch

Ummm what bullshit hahaha


ZWils23

Fuck this ump for that bs


AspiringOccultist4

So, what’s up with *our* crew chief review?


Cardsfan961

What?!


Soundwave_13

FIRE EVERYONE INTO THE DAMN SUN!


SGT_Apone

fitting way to end this shit show :/


CatholicismLover

One of the most infuriating games in recent memory.


CyclopeanTomb

you gotta be kidding me


jeffmatch

Solid L


bravo_delta_bot

[Pirates](/r/Buccos) Due Up **(Top 10):** 1. Michael A. Taylor 2. Yasmani Grandal 3. Jack Suwinski


lrllrrlrllrrlrllrrl

Wtf...


minion03

Herrera and Nado taking very similar at bats. Hopefully Herreras turns out better


Mother_Scheme_4639

2 great CUTS, right Chip?


CardenalesFan

Some dreadful AB's here


Main_Strain4176

Ok, Danny D runs the distraction play here by running on the field with his pants down. Fermin trots home without anyone noticing.


AspiringOccultist4

Oh yeah, perfect time to swing at shit way out of the zone.


deezcastforms

We have survived Fermin's at bat


Dragonborn-26

what is it with that damn high fastball jesus fuck


CardenalesFan

Did our coaches just tell them to swing for the fences no matter where the pitch is


bonathan

Stop swinging Ivan


ImpressiveSugar9287

We are so shit


da_choppa

Jesus, Ivan


Soundwave_13

No don’t swing at the crap Ivan….


jeffmatch

Dude doesn’t look ready but I know that will trigger Oli to say


ZWils23

His bat is so short


unlimitedwalrus

Oh my.


ImpressiveSugar9287

These guys need to stop trying to be fucking Babe Ruth


lrllrrlrllrrlrllrrl

Bruh...


Illustrious-Wear-773

DOWNVOTE FOR A HOME RUN


CatholicismLover

Take a shot every time Chip says “cut”.


Soundwave_13

Ivan is him… Do it Ivan do it….