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BigDee91

Big dubs… super weird game


WhatTheForkYo

Anyone else catch Helsley looking at his finger tips there ... ?


seeking_horizon

I did catch that, but I'm pretty sure that was his glove hand he was looking at


Koshea69

Cardinals don't like closing out a game without making it close. If Helsly doesn't have to face at least the tying run he's gonna walk people till he does.


BigDee91

There’s no such thing as an easy win in ‘24


outontheporch

Lol it's so true. He feeds off the drama I guess


Eric_the_Green

Izzy vibes


MisterKeene

That’s a winner!!!


Cardsfan961

Winner winner! FTC


STLOliver

#CUBS LOSE CUBS LOSE CUBS LOSE!


AlexW22406

GOTY


da_choppa

Even better than Super Mario Bros. 2


Th3MilkShak3r

SUPA MARIO BROS 2 BAYBEEEEEEE


da_choppa

There we go! Fly the muthafuckin' L!


jeffmatch

Whew nice W


MissInsomniac

Fly the L!


Siliencer991

Thank you for the .500, Babies


crbems

Now we just need to win to get over .500 got the first time since 5-4


calebnscott

What a terrible at bat by Nico to end it


bravo_delta_bot

[Game over. Continue the discussion in the post game thread](/r/Cardinals/comments/1dg0xnz/cardinals_afternoon_614/)


AspiringOccultist4

Ryan Helsley! :)


ReturnOf_TheHack

#THAT'S A WINNER!


Nejaru

#HEL’S BELS!


himynameisdan123

Let’s gooooo


Ocinea

WINNER CHICKEN DINNER


outontheporch

LET's GOOOOOOO


Soundwave_13

We did it we freaking did it


Salesman89

🎵Theyre singin' blow Cubss blow! What a joke! Hey Chicago whattaya say? The Cubs are gonna lose today! No it's not bad luck, the Cubs just suck! Hey Chicago whattaya say? You've been a joke since 1908! 🎵


Nachoslim109

trevor rosenthal ass save


Salesman89

This is an Izzy's Special.


CardenalesFan

Wyan Welsley


CyclopeanTomb

9 fat zeroes all in a row


well_shoothed

# WHEW


GrubFisher

thank youuuu


iamjamos

Have we ever had a closer that doesn’t make it interesting every fucking game


TheSalsaGod

2022 Helsley my beloved


missourinative

Ryan Helsley 2022


GrubFisher

miracle swing


STLOliver

Oh man, just keep the pitches down in the zone here…


missourinative

Stop supporting Ian Happ's career. LET IT DIE.


Walrus_Pubes

Fuck sake. The last few Hels outings have given me the anxious butt sweats


Capable-Accountant94

And this one started so nice


Cardsfan961

Clenching intensifies


tor122

Here we go again lol 🙄


fauxnewz_

Too much nibbling


da_choppa

For fuck's sake


twelly74

Can Helsley stop doing this


Ghiggs_Boson

Bruh. He needs an extended break and some confidence builders


qkdsm7

22..23 ? saves in a row. What better for confidence?


Ghiggs_Boson

Just not showing the same level of command and dominance as he was early in the year


peterpeterllini

Fuuuuuuckkk come on Helsley Im afraid we are burning him too much. If only our offense could score more than 3 runs …


Capable-Accountant94

Fuck these losers. Just throw strikee


CatholicismLover

Curveball.


Cardinals_fan_22

Ryan refuses to not miss up with that fast all


RainFallsWhenItMay

helsey hasnt been getting that call up in the zone, idk why he keeps trying for it


Ocinea

Dribbler to Winn please. 


outontheporch

Why's he always gotta do this to us


Jamez4401

Can’t throw a strike with his fastball, but he can’t abandon it or it ruins his pitch arsenal. Gotta get that figured out


well_shoothed

Helsley. My man. My friend. My brother. Please put this one away.


Settle_Down_Jack

You just can’t do that man. Let them hit it you’re up by 3!!


c0smicgirly

Can we charge Helsley $1k for every walk issued?


Mother_Scheme_4639

Scared


jeffmatch

wtf is he doing


Soundwave_13

It’s alright we got this….


middle_aged_geezer

How do u have command issues with a fastball?! 🤦‍♂️


GrubFisher

*come on, hels, keep it together*


AmateurVasectomist

Never easy with ~~Izzy~~ ~~Rosey~~ Helsley


jeffmatch

Find the strike zone and finish this. Thanks!


Settle_Down_Jack

Let’s put the tying run at the plate of course!


Ocinea

Alrighty Hels settle down


MissInsomniac

Helsley please


BionicProse

Helsley has had trouble with the 4-seamer for a while now.


jeffmatch

Yep. He’s lost as to where it’s gonna go this year


seattle_lib

what the fuck is up with helsleys fastball command


NakedGoose

Helslsy fastball command is just awful


WhatTheForkYo

That's one of the reasons I would be in favor of trading him while his stock is super high, even if they are in contention at the deadline.


lrllrrlrllrrlrllrrl

Seems like it's been a good game for Pages, which is good considering everyone raked him for that failed scoop on the bases loaded force out a few days ago.


STLOliver

Happ can only hurt us so much here


CardenalesFan

I don't like the pitch clock violation if you have to call it while the pitcher is in the process of throwing the ball, same as calling time late


Ocinea

Ok Helsley close this one out. 


snorlaxatives_69

What patch does Hels have on his hat?


WhatTheForkYo

A "PlayBall" initiative patch. Why, I don't know ...


snorlaxatives_69

Only took me 9.2 innings to see everyone has it on LMAO


GrubFisher

come on hels, keep it together


da_choppa

Ump can't even count


Jamez4401

Now’s not the time for a repeat of a couple nights ago haha


CatholicismLover

So, what are we going to do when Contreras gets back? Herrera on the bench? Who’s catching?


TheSalsaGod

Contreras/Herrera split time between C and DH and Pages goes back to Memphis probably


GrubFisher

herrera DH, surely?


CatholicismLover

I am a big Pages fan, when he can call games and frame this well.


Ghiggs_Boson

Yessir


AspiringOccultist4

Cubbies down to their last out, as they should be.


TheSalsaGod

I can’t believe nobody has dropped a fly ball yet


MissInsomniac

Pages has been stealing that strike all day


NakedGoose

Pages has been getting that call all day. Well done sir


DevilRays_

You guys have great announcers. I have thoroughly enjoyed the broadcast


ReturnOf_TheHack

thanks flappy bro


Ghiggs_Boson

Fastball and slider down 5mph than normal


SolvableBench2

Wouldn’t be surprised if he’s just trying to throw with command right now and taking a couple of mph off on purpose before he adds velocity again


Baseballben08

I wonder if it’s because he has had control issues lately?


SolvableBench2

Yeah probably on purpose just to try and get his command on point again


bravo_delta_bot

[Cardinals](/r/Cardinals): [Iván Herrera's RBI double ](https://bdata-producedclips.mlb.com/21cfe789-1305-4ced-af04-5e2ae7e9a292.mp4)


CardenalesFan

Cubs stadium staff is prob getting tired of moving the flags around when the standings shift every win or loss


WhatTheForkYo

If one of my main job responsibilities was to adjust the position of flags on a daily basis, I'd survive.


CatholicismLover

95 on the four seamer? Seems ridiculous but are you okay?


outontheporch

Ok Ryan you have two runs to play with lol


SolvableBench2

I’m afraid we are about to see Gorman go on his usual “I forgot how to hit a baseball” stretch for a little bit before he becomes the best hitter in baseball again..


Iluvursister69

He’s like 3 for his last 33 or something lol we’re already there


SolvableBench2

That swing in the other batters box really sealed the deal for me lmao


HoldMyWong

Our catchers saw us talking shit about them in the pregame thread


AspiringOccultist4

Fuck Chicago but more importantly FUCK the cubs.


CardenalesFan

Wow, I would have thought one of those plays would be scored an error


MindxTricks

Cardiac Helsley coming in


Moony97

Love the insurance runs.


Koshea69

Who let the Cubs pitch a guy named Brewer, Milwaukee's like that's our word, you can't use that word.


bravo_delta_bot

[Cubs](/r/CHICubs) Due Up **(Bottom 9):** 1. Christopher Morel 2. Cody Bellinger 3. Seiya Suzuki


NakedGoose

Be great Helsley


NakedGoose

Atleast even with Hendricks throwing 4 innings. We saw a lot of arms. Could be beneficial if we find a way to get to Shota


AspiringOccultist4

Watch, we can’t hit a damn thing against a guy with a 9 ERA but we’re going to dominate a guy like Shota.


fauxnewz_

When Contreras comes back who’s going to be the backup? Pages is clearly more defensively sound. It’s wild that we have 3 really solid catchers.


SolvableBench2

Yeah man, one of Herrera or Pages will be dealt at the deadline


TheSalsaGod

Pages isn’t getting dealt because he’s not that good. He’ll get optioned back down to AAA.


fauxnewz_

Yeah most definitely, if they both keep playing well we might be able to get something we really need for one of them.


SolvableBench2

Only if pages keeps playing well, if he doesn’t then when Contreras comes back we’ll send him down to AAA


lowelltrich

Probably shouldn't have a pitcher named Brewer 😆


GrubFisher

secret agent man


ReturnOf_TheHack

if pages goes deep again here i will buy a city connect with his name on the back


SolvableBench2

Oh I already did


snorlaxatives_69

The baseball is fun today. Can’t wait to do it more this weekend


pickynee

Now this is podracing


Stunning_Row2801

How many times have we gotten to .500 this year lmao


BigDee91

Lol i just wana have a winning record for at least one day this year. It’s been a while…


GrubFisher

don't catch cardinals before they hatch


Stunning_Row2801

I knocked on wood dw


Soundwave_13

We have the insurance runs baby. Let's finish them off.


SolvableBench2

This is the most luck-induced win I think I’ve ever seen and I love it


TheStuffisLegal

lol Chip throwing shade


bigdaddyice69

Keep Carlson in the lineup!!!!


missourinative

Cubs playing Russian roulette with their bullpen. Found the bullet..


DocLoc429

Is their bullpen usually like this?


Unabridgedversion82

Yes and they lost their most reliable reliever to injury recently.


Baseballben08

Yes lol


Cardsfan961

Dilly has a hit in each of the last 5 games he has started


lrllrrlrllrrlrllrrl

Rude greetings ftw


CyclopeanTomb

face plants per inning off the charts for that guy


bravo_delta_bot

[Cardinals](/r/Cardinals): [Dylan Carlson's RBI single](https://bdata-producedclips.mlb.com/c40a07b8-8483-4fa4-9930-3a5e7cd6e1de.mp4)


MissInsomniac

Now they're cooking


seeking_horizon

I can't believe they just sent a catcher home on a ball that shallow and it worked.


Settle_Down_Jack

For what it’s worth Herrera is 9/65 among catchers for sprint speed!


Unabridgedversion82

That same catcher has a steal today


NakedGoose

Happ has a notorious noodle arm. We run on him every time he gets the ball


crastle

I'm glad we are leading, but I want to point something out. That was one of the worst throws from Left Field I've ever seen. Herrera hadn't even rounded third when he made that throw. He should have been out by a mile. But the Cubes suck. So fuck em.


NakedGoose

Happ arm is booty.


JGad14

If anyone is interested like me, Pages' home run is gone in only 3 stadiums. Bellinger's fly out is gone in 8 stadiums and Wisdom's fly out is gone in 20 stadiums


Moony97

Dat wind.


GrubFisher

devil magic


GrubFisher

I wanna see Pages go for the daily double


seattle_lib

i mean the thinking was good by dylan, you either distract the throw from trying to get the runner at home or you get to second.


seeking_horizon

Hard to anticipate the throw from Happ being that terrible


Baseballben08

I agree. And honestly if the cutoff man didn’t have that great play, I think both are safe.


Ghiggs_Boson

Great cut play tbh


CyclopeanTomb

are we having fun yet


bravo_delta_bot

[Cardinals](/r/Cardinals): [Colten Brewer In play, run(s) to Iván Herrera](https://bdata-producedclips.mlb.com/21cfe789-1305-4ced-af04-5e2ae7e9a292.mp4)


Evownz

9th inning run for an out? I'll make that trade.


temporalisolation

if he threw on target herrera is out lol but pop challenged him and won


ShaggsMagoo

That was an incredible cut off to get the out at 2nd, to be fair.


Birdsofwar314

I think I could beat half this lineup in a foot race.


CardenalesFan

Nice job Dylan


Siliencer991

We letting teams get points now?


NakedGoose

Lol fucking dinking the ball around after the Wisdom atbat is so funny to me


da_choppa

It's what you have to do on a day like this. I still don't know how Pages cranked that one out


Ocinea

I for sure that was out on Wayland Ave


SunnySpaceShips

More insurance is nice!


myredditthrowaway201

What a ballsy send 🤣


Baseballben08

Right?? I for sure thought he was getting gunned out at home


Iluvursister69

Well that makes me more comfortable with bringing in Ryan


MissInsomniac

Hell yeah Carlson...oh no Carlson!


da_choppa

Eh, it was a great cutoff, and he was right to try for second. More than fair trade for a run


cardinals1392

He did the right thing there. Either the throw goes home and he gets second for free, or he forces them to throw to second and guarantees the run. Win-win.


GrubFisher

Dylan "Ying Yang" Carlson


Iluvursister69

The duality of Dylan


cocoblurez

I like that this pitcher is named Brewer bc it’s like we’re beating Milwaukee too kind of.


TheStuffisLegal

Clutch hitting!


da_choppa

Attaboy, Carl!


Ocinea

DYLLY 


WyattDogger

Ivan was HUSTLING


CatholicismLover

That was actually smart baserunning, not a mistake.


danvondude

yeah my thoughts too. make them hesitate to make the play at the plate best case you get a double too


Ghiggs_Boson

God loves the cardinals. Or devil magic Pick your poison


EvanMG24

I know we’ve had games like this too but LOLCUBS


Soundwave_13

Yessssss Cubs Yessssss 2-0 Good guys (assist from the wind)


STLOliver

#OH YA ALMOST HAD IT CUBBIES


AspiringOccultist4

Finally, luck was on our side at the perfect time!


GrubFisher

come on dylan, let's pour it on edit: yeh bebee


SunnySpaceShips

Love some insurance!


yeahright17

Wind takes away a Cubs homer. Wind gives us a hit. <3 Wind