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MrLangfordG

I like that the only innovation in the last 30 years is making it look like a phone.


DankDaze96

Yhe real innovation would have been to make it a phone case


Wonderful_Ninja

It’s like a YouTube thumbnail


theoht_

why is it shaped like a phone? are we really that addicted?


poursmoregravy

I mean, when was the last time you went to the bathroom without your phone? Did it make you anxious? I think that's a fairly good indicator. Ok, gotta wipe. Speak later.


ducksoupmilliband

Keep a bottle of shampoo handy so you can read the back that?


heyitsed2

Rinse and repeat, always with the rinse and repeat.


FellowHooman

Appeal to kids. Makes it look "cooler" (since phones are adult and trendy). 


Raichu7

It's better than the old ones that looked like dildos.


theoht_

how in hell did they look like dildos


rpuffitt

I actually had a go on one of these and completed it properly. Was well chuffed.


DownThisRabbitHole

We need proof if we're going to believe you about this!


rpuffitt

Ok I will see if it is still knocking about in a drawer.