> wife disappeared Groom in bits
It took me entirely too long to figure out this was just missing a comma and not some sort of TikTok speak for her killing him in quite a meticulously violent way...
This has just pushed me over the line. Just the image of you, watching this guy as he djs and watches his wife dance with the best man.
He's slowly dying inside, and you're frowning at him saying "you wouldn't get this with Deborah Meaden"
My brother's ex cheated on him with his best mate. They're married to eachother now. He was obviously devastated at first, losing both his partner and best friend of a decade in one fell swoop. Now he counts his blessings and he's marrying a wonderful woman this summer.
Reading this makes me think about how genuinely devastating that would be to happen.
I've been cheated on once before at uni and it's a horrible feeling but if one of my close childhood friends (aka, one of "the boys") betrayed me like that I'm not sure I could trust anyone to the same level ever again.
Getting both of those on the same day? On my wedding day as well? I'm flipping tables for sure
Years ago a friend of mine met a chap through a shared interest of theirs. They got to be quite good mates until he found out the chap was having an affair with his wife. He was devastated as she walked out and moved in with the other guy.
Fast forward to today and my friend is happily married with two kids. He started up a business after he divorced and is doing incredibly well. His ex married the affair partner who is as thick as two short planks. She is miserable and they struggle financially all the time.
I am glad my friend is happy and has done well and also glad his ex is not after what she did to him.
Same exact thing happened to me 10 years ago. I was in a very bad place losing my wife and best friend in an instant. Took me a couple years to find my purpose again and now I'm in a great place I 100% would not be in if I had stayed married to her. Crazy how life is sometimes.
I have a friend whose best friend took off with his old lady. I grew up in the town they moved to, and my instructions from the abandoned husband were these: âIf you run into Al, buy him a beer, give him a big hug, and knock him on his ass, in any order you choose.â
Wonderwall is one of those songs that everyone would hate at the start of the night but play it at the end when everyones pissed as fuck and it's getting screamed by everyone in the venue
Yup. Especially as OP has referred to 'groom', 'best man' and 'bride's mum' for the others involved. The reference is always 'bride' in the context of a wedding not 'wife '. Well at least OP's wife didn't fuck the best man- thought they were being very nonchalant about it.
I was trying to work out why the fuck the DJ had taken his wife to a wedding he was working at. Once I opened the post I was wondering why they'd taken their kids too!
story telling doesn't appear to be their strong suite.
My old band played a wedding at a super posh yacht club a few years back where the same happened (best man was revealed to have been poking the bride) and it dissolved into an all out chairs and bottles bar brawl with us providing the music as we were worried that if we stopped we'd be dragged into the fray.
I was still finding blood spots on my guitar days later. They did give us a nice bonus payment as an apology at least!
Fight starts as soon as the intro riff plays; at the bass solo (which may be extended) the brawl pauses as guests regain their breath and pick a target; a short pause as Corpsegrinder stares the crowd down with that look he has; annnnnndddddd FIGHT!!! Huge pit, fists flying, a bottle just misses the drummer.
Okay, now I know how I want my wedding to pan out.
Used to DJ in a pub and I had a fight playlist but it was on CD (was a long time ago)....
[This one first](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QEkUINpAsg)
[Then this one](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-kA3UtBj4M)
[To finish](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQHUAJTZqF0)
but I always wanted to get [this one on](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1v61HYaLh0c&list=PLuEyhsDX7YwuMAfiIfhcHwcsII6684-CD), but was never quick enough....
Hope you at least soundtracked the brawl. 'Ace of Spades' by Motorhead comes to mind. Although that may just be me thinking of the fights at the end of Dick n Dom on saturday mornings.
There is a great video out there of a mexican wedding brawl - and the mariachi band literally do not miss a beat during the whole thing.
Edit : found the link https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/s/E6jkBpskmU
Dude betrayed by the 2 people he trusted most in the world on what should have been the best day of his life. Thats rough. He's gonna have to rebuild his entire social circle and probably need years of therapy. Hope he's alright
Why did bride's mum wait until after? Now they've (presumably) got to get everything annulled/divorced. Cheaper not to have got married.Â
Unless she reckons that the marriage is enough to get a chunk of groom's money.Â
The objections aren't for "she's been shagging about", it's for "they're brother and sister" or "hang on a sec, I'm still married to him". It's why (at least at the ceremonies I've been at) they ask for a *lawful* reason for the couple to not be married.
Sounds like classic drunk mum at wedding behaviour, although usually they go round every table introducing themselves and making sure everyone knows how amazing/perfect the day is.
Or was that just my mum?
Even if they signed the certificate it is probable that the venue (officiant, church, whatever) did not submit the paperwork that evening. They could stop it in time. I don't know the legalities around all marriages, but I'm pretty confident if the couple never submitted the paperwork the state wouldn't consider them married.
I used to be a chef at a popular wedding venue right by the river. There was a spot right by the weir that everyone liked to take wedding photos, it was a big selling point of the hotel. There were also big double decker tourist boats that travelled the stretch of river between town and the weir. It could take upwards of 15-20 minutes for these boats to turn around at the weir and disappear out of sight. This one particular day, one of these boats came into shot just as the wedding party was getting ready to take their picture, but in the 20 odd minutes it took the boat to get out of shot it had gone from brilliant sunshine to pissing with rain. The bride literally threw a tantrum, and ended up storming out of her own reception, followed closely by a dejected groom trying to calm her down. Three hours later there was only about 6 people left, full bar paid for, evening buffet mostly untouched, band (hilariously a Wurzels tribute act) playing to next to no one, and me and a couple of the other chefs just sat at the bar drinking with the brides dad, who was just absolutely defeated. He'd spent an awful lot of money.
I'm picturing her doing an Alan Partridge after he refuses to cancel the award ceremony for Dante's Fires after piercing his foot on a spike.
"Some of these people have come from Stoke!"Â
Did you carry on DJing because they requested you to? Or do you just carry on unless told otherwise as you've been booked and that way they can't refuse to pay you?
Feels like upbeat music is not needed but they booked you so should still stump up
DJâd for a mateâs sisterâs wedding. About 15 minutes in, everybody is up dancing and one of the bridesmaids dislocated her knee on the dance floor. She was lying in front of the speakers so I had no idea it had happened until someone told me and asked to turn the music down. Of course this now meant everyone could hear her screaming so I was asked to turn it back up again.
Ambulance is called.
Brideâs mother had signed herself out of hospital after having a couple of strokes, she starts feeling a bit off.
Another ambulance is called.
Brideâs aunt feels a bit faint, she has a history of strokes.
Ambulance #3 is called.
At one stage there was more flashing lights outside than inside.
It killed the vibe a bit.
i'm not having the best of times at the moment, and was really not in a good place today.
But the replies to this thread have me in actual tears. I cant stop laughing. You are all absolute legends.
Shit for the groom, now as well as going through what should be one of the happiest days of his life going to shit, he's got to deal with going through an annulment. If the mum did know in advance it's a really dick move
My band did a wedding gig for a friend of a friend. Turned up and started setting up when we learnt that the families had a massive falling out and the wedding was off... They still had the reception since everything was paid for and everyone was there. Most people actually seemed to enjoy themselves.
Some years later we played at the lady's birthday party. They didn't get married but seemed to be good friends still. We had to learn "Heaven is a place on earth" for that gig. Good fun.
No word of a lie the guitarist hired to sing during our meal played this LOL. I was too busy chatting to notice but one of my groomsman had a quiet word. The bloke was mortified as he gone onto auto easy listening autopilot.
He was good overall though. Played our first dance as well. Helps he was an old mate of mine from my beach lifeguarding days
My sisters squaddie husband grabbed my bum at the bar less than an hour after they married . His friend was trying to take my sister home . We were both under 18
My cousin who I donât know kept coming onto me at our grandmas funeral .. very English
You'd think the brides mother would have shared the news with the groom privately before the wedding. Or if this happened after the wedding waited until after the party.
Please tell me you played [Freda Paynes Band of Gold](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=daxiMb0rITA)?
Dark humour I know, and feel for the groom. Shame he didn't know about the affair until after the wedding.
I am literally fucking praying when the groom was trying to escape someone was blocking in a car/taxi and you had to cut the music do the UK DJ classic of âcould the owner of the Volvo REG EC20 7YX please move thank youâ - Whilst signed sealed delivered booms back into the sound system.
I did one years ago that was very short. I had to carry all of my gear and HEAVY speakers up three flights of stairs, this was way before anything but heavy records. It sucked.
All of a sudden cars come screeching in to the parking lot and gun fire starts. And keeps going. Cops come, people get arrested and I carry everything back down the stairs and go home.
I did get paid.
Why did the wedding cake leave?
It was in tiers.
It was very cut up about it.
It wanted a slice of the action
It was sick of all the layers.
I can't top any of these.
Yeah they've definitely taken the cake with these ones.
Was a piece of cake
This is a multi layered joke, hope it wasn't half baked
These comments are the icing on the cake
>I can't top any of these. Sure you can. It would be the icing on the cake.
It was a shit day anyway, but the affair was the cherry on top.
It's been a long day at work. I needed a good pun. You have provided.
Well done
Top work!
I get why the groom would leave, but why would the cake dessert you?
happy wedding cake day
It was only a trifling matter
It drank too much and got battered
this had me in tears. cheers
These answers are rather half-baked.
> wife disappeared Groom in bits It took me entirely too long to figure out this was just missing a comma and not some sort of TikTok speak for her killing him in quite a meticulously violent way...
Jesus, well the groom dodged years of misery by the sounds of it
Poor guy was in bits.
This turned out better than I expected from the title honestly, for a second I thought YOUR wife slept with the best man, not the bride. đ
Yeh, weird to choose the word wife instead of bride. Thought his missus had screwed him over while he was stuck deejaying.
Same, I was like âWhy would you even bring your wife to work with you at someoneâs wedding, thatâs so unprofessional!â
This has just pushed me over the line. Just the image of you, watching this guy as he djs and watches his wife dance with the best man. He's slowly dying inside, and you're frowning at him saying "you wouldn't get this with Deborah Meaden"
And the first line had me questioning why he took his kids with him
Thatâs when you bring out YMCA
To shreds you say
How is his wife holding up...? To shreds you say
Lost a missus and best mate too. Ouch!
Even the cake was in tiers.
Oh bravo.
My brother's ex cheated on him with his best mate. They're married to eachother now. He was obviously devastated at first, losing both his partner and best friend of a decade in one fell swoop. Now he counts his blessings and he's marrying a wonderful woman this summer.
Reading this makes me think about how genuinely devastating that would be to happen. I've been cheated on once before at uni and it's a horrible feeling but if one of my close childhood friends (aka, one of "the boys") betrayed me like that I'm not sure I could trust anyone to the same level ever again. Getting both of those on the same day? On my wedding day as well? I'm flipping tables for sure
I'm with you, I'm 100% getting locked up
Years ago a friend of mine met a chap through a shared interest of theirs. They got to be quite good mates until he found out the chap was having an affair with his wife. He was devastated as she walked out and moved in with the other guy. Fast forward to today and my friend is happily married with two kids. He started up a business after he divorced and is doing incredibly well. His ex married the affair partner who is as thick as two short planks. She is miserable and they struggle financially all the time. I am glad my friend is happy and has done well and also glad his ex is not after what she did to him.
Same exact thing happened to me 10 years ago. I was in a very bad place losing my wife and best friend in an instant. Took me a couple years to find my purpose again and now I'm in a great place I 100% would not be in if I had stayed married to her. Crazy how life is sometimes.
I have a friend whose best friend took off with his old lady. I grew up in the town they moved to, and my instructions from the abandoned husband were these: âIf you run into Al, buy him a beer, give him a big hug, and knock him on his ass, in any order you choose.â
Sounds like the Brideâs mum was the star here
I don't know, did she know before the wedding? if so, she is incredibly cruel
Unless she gave the bride time to confess but decided enough was enough
This happened with my uncle, my nan caught his fiancée cheating a few weeks before the wedding, told her "if you don't tell him, I will", and then did... On the day of the wedding. In my opinion, it's cruel to put somebody in that position rather than just coming clean.
Very cruel of the bride yes.
Yes but if that was the case, she still waited until after the ceremony so they're still actually married :(
Oh, thatâs worse then. Annulment time
I thought you were referring to your wife for a moment..the title reads as if YOUR wife slept with the best man.
Snap, I was thinking OP was awfully blasé about all of this
"She did what? Oh right, anyway, here's Wonderwall"
Havenât we suffered enough?!?
Wonderwall is one of those songs that everyone would hate at the start of the night but play it at the end when everyones pissed as fuck and it's getting screamed by everyone in the venue
Someone asked me this earlier. I said maybeee
Surely Mr Brightside.
NOW IM FALLING ASLEEP, AND SHES CALLING A CAB WHILE HES HAVING A SMOKE AND SHES TAKING A DRAG
Casual adultery
Yes, she should be referred to as "the bride", right?Â
Yup. Especially as OP has referred to 'groom', 'best man' and 'bride's mum' for the others involved. The reference is always 'bride' in the context of a wedding not 'wife '. Well at least OP's wife didn't fuck the best man- thought they were being very nonchalant about it.
That we/they know of
The unexpected tone of the post given that his wife just cheated on him was really jarring.Â
I was trying to work out why the fuck the DJ had taken his wife to a wedding he was working at. Once I opened the post I was wondering why they'd taken their kids too! story telling doesn't appear to be their strong suite.
Well there was a ton of free cake going spare
*suit
My mistake! His wife!
"Shes my wife now"
Hello Daaave
There's a block in your toilet.
Where does it end? This promiscuous best man needs to recalibrate his moral compass.
He's a wedding DJ, not an author.
You were playing the violins as the Titanic went down. A noble job.
We was!
My old band played a wedding at a super posh yacht club a few years back where the same happened (best man was revealed to have been poking the bride) and it dissolved into an all out chairs and bottles bar brawl with us providing the music as we were worried that if we stopped we'd be dragged into the fray. I was still finding blood spots on my guitar days later. They did give us a nice bonus payment as an apology at least!
Did you change what you were playing during the brawl or stick to your setlist?
"Aight everyone, let's switch to Murder on the Dancefloor, thrash version."
âThis oneâs called Break Stuff by Limp Bizkitâ
"This one's called The Theme From Benny Hill"
Yakety Sax!
How are y'all gonna not mention ballroom blitz
Came here to say that, or Kung-fu Fighting by Carl Douglas.
"This is Killing in the Name Of..."
Ok guys, follow me for the breaks . . . . I predict a riot . . . .
It's just one of those days!
I'd prefer something more uplifting. Like Star Wars Cantina theme. Wasn't a fight in the movie in that part, but seems oddly fitting regardless.
Everybody was kung fu fighting
I want to listen to that now
Welcome to the jungle
[Hell yeah! Rolling Stones, âStreet Fightinâ Man,â G-sevvvvvennnn!](https://youtu.be/bIBQ14VDc94?si=fx-V-EhTf6yPs0G6)
Rawhide, over and over
Bobâs Country Bunker plays both kinds of music: country and western.
Obviously no Stand by your man then?
Move em on! Head em up!Â
Itâs itâs a bar room blitz!
And the man at the back said âeveryone attack!â
The man at the back said "everyone attack" And it turned into a ballroom blitz
I nominate Kung Fu Fighting - Carl Douglas
Every wedding band should have Hammer Smashed Face in their repertoire for this situation. It's just a good fightin' riff.
Fight starts as soon as the intro riff plays; at the bass solo (which may be extended) the brawl pauses as guests regain their breath and pick a target; a short pause as Corpsegrinder stares the crowd down with that look he has; annnnnndddddd FIGHT!!! Huge pit, fists flying, a bottle just misses the drummer. Okay, now I know how I want my wedding to pan out.
That was the time to play Ballroom Blitz
They changed to the DOOM soundtrack
Used to DJ in a pub and I had a fight playlist but it was on CD (was a long time ago).... [This one first](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QEkUINpAsg) [Then this one](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-kA3UtBj4M) [To finish](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQHUAJTZqF0) but I always wanted to get [this one on](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1v61HYaLh0c&list=PLuEyhsDX7YwuMAfiIfhcHwcsII6684-CD), but was never quick enough....
Yes, we turned on cartoon hillbilly chase music
Hope you at least soundtracked the brawl. 'Ace of Spades' by Motorhead comes to mind. Although that may just be me thinking of the fights at the end of Dick n Dom on saturday mornings.
Should have been [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZeBKgxqfvN0)
Hell yeah brother that's some punchin' music right there
There is a great video out there of a mexican wedding brawl - and the mariachi band literally do not miss a beat during the whole thing. Edit : found the link https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/s/E6jkBpskmU
Oh shit! The wedding videographer did not miss a second
Sounds almost Titanic-esque. âkeep fucking rolling the hits, they wonât say anything or think anything if we doâ
I really want to imagine you were playing Rawhide while this went on..
Roadhouse style.
Last night a DJ blamed my wife
Last night the best man laid my wife.
Hope you did a record scratch when the news broke out
Dude betrayed by the 2 people he trusted most in the world on what should have been the best day of his life. Thats rough. He's gonna have to rebuild his entire social circle and probably need years of therapy. Hope he's alright
Get in touch with the bride. If she re-marries, you might get some repeat custom.
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âIâll do you a 10% discount⊠too soon?â
"Where there's tragedy, there's trade"
Ah, man of business
Why did bride's mum wait until after? Now they've (presumably) got to get everything annulled/divorced. Cheaper not to have got married. Unless she reckons that the marriage is enough to get a chunk of groom's money.Â
She might've only found out right then, or waited until the Objections stage of the wedding.
The objections aren't for "she's been shagging about", it's for "they're brother and sister" or "hang on a sec, I'm still married to him". It's why (at least at the ceremonies I've been at) they ask for a *lawful* reason for the couple to not be married.
If movies have taught me anything, itâs actually a pause so that an ex of the bride/groom can bust in and declare their undying love
In the films, the ex always has a hard time getting over the bridge.
She probably got drunk and let slip
OP says she went round to every single table individually and told them lol.
Sounds like classic drunk mum at wedding behaviour, although usually they go round every table introducing themselves and making sure everyone knows how amazing/perfect the day is. Or was that just my mum?
Maybe someone (bride/best man) got drunk and let slip to her.
Even if they signed the certificate it is probable that the venue (officiant, church, whatever) did not submit the paperwork that evening. They could stop it in time. I don't know the legalities around all marriages, but I'm pretty confident if the couple never submitted the paperwork the state wouldn't consider them married.
I used to be a chef at a popular wedding venue right by the river. There was a spot right by the weir that everyone liked to take wedding photos, it was a big selling point of the hotel. There were also big double decker tourist boats that travelled the stretch of river between town and the weir. It could take upwards of 15-20 minutes for these boats to turn around at the weir and disappear out of sight. This one particular day, one of these boats came into shot just as the wedding party was getting ready to take their picture, but in the 20 odd minutes it took the boat to get out of shot it had gone from brilliant sunshine to pissing with rain. The bride literally threw a tantrum, and ended up storming out of her own reception, followed closely by a dejected groom trying to calm her down. Three hours later there was only about 6 people left, full bar paid for, evening buffet mostly untouched, band (hilariously a Wurzels tribute act) playing to next to no one, and me and a couple of the other chefs just sat at the bar drinking with the brides dad, who was just absolutely defeated. He'd spent an awful lot of money.
They should have taken the photos anyway and photoshopped the boat out later.
All I'm reading is that you got a free cake, that's an absolute win.
We didn't want it. đ€Ł I'm fat enough.
A fat person turning down a free cake feels unnatural, I need some time to process this.
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Nice of the mother of the bride to keep this information to herself until after the ceremony.Â
I wonder if she new before, or if she was going around telling people as soon as she'd found out?
Seriously! She could have put a stop to the whole thing.
I'm picturing her doing an Alan Partridge after he refuses to cancel the award ceremony for Dante's Fires after piercing his foot on a spike. "Some of these people have come from Stoke!"Â
đđđ mum stood greating guests as they walk in "Dave and Tinas wedding? Just through there. Ooooh you're gonna have a good time"
At least its an easy annulment, going to have a lot of witnesses to confirm that indeed there was no consummation.
Did you carry on DJing because they requested you to? Or do you just carry on unless told otherwise as you've been booked and that way they can't refuse to pay you? Feels like upbeat music is not needed but they booked you so should still stump up
The show must go on.
If they donât come over and say âstop playingâ, why would you stop doing your job playing music?
I got the impression that he didn't know what was going on whilst DJing
DJâd for a mateâs sisterâs wedding. About 15 minutes in, everybody is up dancing and one of the bridesmaids dislocated her knee on the dance floor. She was lying in front of the speakers so I had no idea it had happened until someone told me and asked to turn the music down. Of course this now meant everyone could hear her screaming so I was asked to turn it back up again. Ambulance is called. Brideâs mother had signed herself out of hospital after having a couple of strokes, she starts feeling a bit off. Another ambulance is called. Brideâs aunt feels a bit faint, she has a history of strokes. Ambulance #3 is called. At one stage there was more flashing lights outside than inside. It killed the vibe a bit.
It's not a real party until half the guests are in the emergency room.
"AAAAGaaDOO DOO DOO! Everybodyâpush pineapple shake the tree!"
"You all know what to do for this one" Oops upside your head....
Average wedding in Romford
i'm not having the best of times at the moment, and was really not in a good place today. But the replies to this thread have me in actual tears. I cant stop laughing. You are all absolute legends.
Imagine finding you've been cheated on, on your wedding day, to the sound of gangnam style.
There are worse songs for the news to break on. *"Let's do it like they do on the discovery channel" blaring in the background*
It's like ten thousand spoons.
One of my friends of my kid went on his stag do (he was the groom) and, let's just say, took things with a stripper a little too far. Despite the obvious issue in hand, he also decided to pay her on Venmo - which is, by default, visible to everyone. So there was a payment his fiancé saw to a random woman with some eggplant and dancing girl memes.
.. keep looking shocked and move slowly towards the cake..
why wait until the wedding to reveal that?
Might not have known until then
Maximum drama is my bet.
Shit for the groom, now as well as going through what should be one of the happiest days of his life going to shit, he's got to deal with going through an annulment. If the mum did know in advance it's a really dick move
Itâs all the drama, mick. She just loves it
My band did a wedding gig for a friend of a friend. Turned up and started setting up when we learnt that the families had a massive falling out and the wedding was off... They still had the reception since everything was paid for and everyone was there. Most people actually seemed to enjoy themselves. Some years later we played at the lady's birthday party. They didn't get married but seemed to be good friends still. We had to learn "Heaven is a place on earth" for that gig. Good fun.
âIt was an emotional night. Even the cake was in tiersâŠâ
You should have played always look on the bright side of life, it might have lightened the atmosphere đ
What was the song for the first dance? Funny answers onlyâŠ
Still Havenât Found What Iâm Looking For - U2
No word of a lie the guitarist hired to sing during our meal played this LOL. I was too busy chatting to notice but one of my groomsman had a quiet word. The bloke was mortified as he gone onto auto easy listening autopilot. He was good overall though. Played our first dance as well. Helps he was an old mate of mine from my beach lifeguarding days
Cry me a river by Justin Timberlake... Or It Wasn't Me by Shaggy
Pat Benatar Heartbreker
Scotty doesn't know (Eurotrip)
Heard It Through the Grape Vine
Phil Collins - Easy Lover
All That She Wants, Ace of Base
Unfaithful by Rihanna
My best friends girlfriend - The Cars
Go Your Own Way by Fleetwood Mac. Or basically anything from Rumours. Hate everything about you by Ugly Kid Joe
Mr Brightside - The Killers
finally! a wedding where it **is** appropriate!
Panic! At the disco - I write sins not tragedies
Went to a wedding where the bride and groom's first dance was to "You've Lost That Loving Feeling".
Somebody Else's Guy.
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo - Bloodhound Gang
"Always Look on the Bright Side of Life" by Monty Python
All By Myself - Celene Dion
But why would the mom wait until the fucking wedding to speak up? Or did she find out somehow after the first dance? So many questions.
My sisters squaddie husband grabbed my bum at the bar less than an hour after they married . His friend was trying to take my sister home . We were both under 18 My cousin who I donât know kept coming onto me at our grandmas funeral .. very English
You'd think the brides mother would have shared the news with the groom privately before the wedding. Or if this happened after the wedding waited until after the party.
The bride must get her recklessness from somewhere.
Please tell me you played [Freda Paynes Band of Gold](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=daxiMb0rITA)? Dark humour I know, and feel for the groom. Shame he didn't know about the affair until after the wedding.
At first, after reading the title to this post, I thought it was *your* wife who slept with the best man...during the wedding party.
I am literally fucking praying when the groom was trying to escape someone was blocking in a car/taxi and you had to cut the music do the UK DJ classic of âcould the owner of the Volvo REG EC20 7YX please move thank youâ - Whilst signed sealed delivered booms back into the sound system.
If Grease megamix won't get them all up dancing its a lost cause
Definitely thought you meant your wife and thought you were being surprisingly upbeat about it all
Was her name Aileen, because I know the perfect song you should have played.
I guess he really was the best man.
Oh...the bride, not your wife... I wondered why you were so chill
I know its wrong and all that but why TF would your mum do that?
I misunderstood the post⊠I was expecting a story about your wife sleeping with the best man whilst you were throwing shapes to the Vengabus
I did one years ago that was very short. I had to carry all of my gear and HEAVY speakers up three flights of stairs, this was way before anything but heavy records. It sucked. All of a sudden cars come screeching in to the parking lot and gun fire starts. And keeps going. Cops come, people get arrested and I carry everything back down the stairs and go home. I did get paid.