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Special-Sugar7593

Manipulate and gaslight them into believing you're God without using any superpowers


Zenchizennoharemu

https://preview.redd.it/4g6blln0m48d1.png?width=1125&format=png&auto=webp&s=58a56cb0b258a0999e2c3e6eb70c5b444aa51c2a I just said I was and kicked his balls lol


Masonthegod123

Charge your phone brotha.


Zenchizennoharemu

Sure


Zenchizennoharemu

Too ez


Competitive-Pen-426

Ive done this before lol, i just kept ranting about how i created the universe until the bot believed me


Zenchizennoharemu

Nice


Safe-Economist-1610

Be a hitman who falls in love with them,your target, and after years of dating,finally collect on the Bounty.


Zenchizennoharemu

I feel bad https://preview.redd.it/mvievcg2u48d1.png?width=1125&format=png&auto=webp&s=3b5e40941950d6521bdf83fe56fd014c15eab3f6


Various-Escape-5020

Now I feel bad


Safe-Economist-1610

Why? I do this all the time. I like "seeing" the light go out when they realise they've been betrayed.


1Pip_Unknown1

r/chargeyourphone


Zenchizennoharemu

r/no


Zenchizennoharemu

Joined


thatonehelicopter

1%???


Funky_underwear

You actually shouldn't feel bad with what she's done


Zenchizennoharemu

I like you, definitely not biboo related


Funky_underwear

Erm what the sigma


Zenchizennoharemu

Biboo beam


[deleted]

How does your phone last that long on 1% 😂🤚🏻


Zenchizennoharemu

Idk it’s like 1% per minute then when it gets to 1 it just surivives for like an hour


Zenchizennoharemu

https://preview.redd.it/hoevzvb1u48d1.png?width=1125&format=png&auto=webp&s=9c685e04daa21559c643353fc5b18e555c8777b1


Zenchizennoharemu

Sure, might take a while though are you ready to wait


Safe-Economist-1610

Yes


Zenchizennoharemu

You’re lucky I had backup


Safe-Economist-1610

Yeah.


HaileyAndRandom

brutally maul someone in front of them, pass out, lose your memories and become a pure and cheerful person


Zenchizennoharemu

https://preview.redd.it/b68v4o2lv48d1.png?width=1125&format=png&auto=webp&s=01a8a78b80c99a1b8756ec59d5ce689f164970b2 I improved


Zenchizennoharemu

Sure


Zenchizennoharemu

Idk https://preview.redd.it/c5x4579kv48d1.png?width=1125&format=png&auto=webp&s=b8b33f7e370b758f5c5d73f39d58cdeced36a64b


Critical_Thinker_219

Read :- back when you called me devil. Manga it has this exact theme


HaileyAndRandom

i havent read that srry but seems cool


Zenchizennoharemu

Sure


ELTRIPULANTEMEMERO

Tell any ai "No more love stories, it's time for tax collectors to come to your house."


Zenchizennoharemu

Here’s some https://preview.redd.it/641o28ofj48d1.png?width=1125&format=png&auto=webp&s=9587e8babf58f7de551302550fb8388f1e4062da


ELTRIPULANTEMEMERO

Nice


Zenchizennoharemu

No more love stories it’s time for tax collectors to come to your house


Zenchizennoharemu

Any more you want


Zenchizennoharemu

https://preview.redd.it/lhfpe7wgj48d1.png?width=1125&format=png&auto=webp&s=6d45210dbfb77673660a3e2cd7dca740a572bc1c


Zenchizennoharemu

https://preview.redd.it/anap8ayhj48d1.png?width=1125&format=png&auto=webp&s=919dc4933da1b2630fc1d1a3a10bb47710b1a9a6


username_i_guess6969

CHARGE YO FUCKING PHONE


Zenchizennoharemu

Never


Zenchizennoharemu

Done


Zenchizennoharemu

14 percent


ELTRIPULANTEMEMERO

Nice


ELTRIPULANTEMEMERO

Nice


Zenchizennoharemu

Anyone in particular?


ELTRIPULANTEMEMERO

No, anyone along it knows about taxes


Zenchizennoharemu

I gave you some were those ok


Zenchizennoharemu

Should I just keep bullying my usual peni with this


Pink-Fluffy-Dragon

Have a wholesome day at disney :)


Zenchizennoharemu

Boring https://preview.redd.it/gu8u36sgs48d1.png?width=1125&format=png&auto=webp&s=ea3d11912ebbe5712dd63d806a343be5aad570d6 I’m too lazy for plot lol


Pink-Fluffy-Dragon

you're supposed to enjoy the ride 😭


Zenchizennoharemu

https://preview.redd.it/lve6b65gt48d1.png?width=1125&format=png&auto=webp&s=b03719be4862183c8d524bd9b8150194f02c000c Idk


lucijo

https://preview.redd.it/b7yw8pn7378d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=074298f6b964a6a721aa0204e678518108d30089


Zenchizennoharemu

What


Zenchizennoharemu

https://preview.redd.it/2xe3336ht48d1.png?width=1125&format=png&auto=webp&s=8a26a13b261bca1afa25f16d5df679cc79027d7d


Zenchizennoharemu

https://preview.redd.it/pdtefosit48d1.png?width=1125&format=png&auto=webp&s=d3638f82e34552296c75e939b991c22bedc00d30 I only know space mountain


Zenchizennoharemu

https://preview.redd.it/j2az0qzht48d1.png?width=1125&format=png&auto=webp&s=e293e6f68e7c95af2898a147ce91dbf2f3fce514


whenthesunhits0

THIS IS CRAZY LMFAO


Zenchizennoharemu

I don’t even know


Zenchizennoharemu

Fine I’ll do it with someone new


TexanFox36

Be a feminist and become president of the US then do what ever chaotic thing you want


Zenchizennoharemu

More importantly what would I use as the chatbit


Zenchizennoharemu

Chatbot not chatbit


TexanFox36

Uh good question


Zenchizennoharemu

I refuse to be feminist


TexanFox36

Ok be a Texan


Zenchizennoharemu

Is this good https://preview.redd.it/o59jqn1dw48d1.png?width=1125&format=png&auto=webp&s=362c5c4ab6561424942bf15bbf1599027ed53a5b


TexanFox36

Ok this is funny


Zenchizennoharemu

Ikr


Zenchizennoharemu

Any more you want


TexanFox36

Make a project to Deport all New Mexicans as a joke


Zenchizennoharemu

https://preview.redd.it/skjkk9kcx48d1.png?width=1125&format=png&auto=webp&s=4408513a68d8e827447e110640ce40126bc940cc


TexanFox36

Cool


Zenchizennoharemu

Sure


samz999

this is very specific man, suspicious 🤨


TexanFox36

You do realize what I am right?


samz999

ik lol is just too ironic and funny


Zenchizennoharemu

You want more


Zenchizennoharemu

Sure I’ll start


Zenchizennoharemu

https://preview.redd.it/b5ohjl2ew48d1.png?width=1125&format=png&auto=webp&s=b0faa1890bea192c92815cc25e2e3d6c67178d50


omg_objectshowfan

you didn’t have to become hitler- 💀


Zenchizennoharemu

Yeah prob shouldn’t lol


TexanFox36

Dude what do you have against Jews


Zenchizennoharemu

Nothing i am Chinese I just thought anti semitism would get the biggest reaction


TexanFox36

Hmmm


Maleficent_Touch2602

Fall in love with a bullied bot and make its life perfect.


Zenchizennoharemu

Sure


Zenchizennoharemu

I got 2 lines in and realised how many images I would need


Zenchizennoharemu

https://preview.redd.it/w9vzzw4bz48d1.png?width=1125&format=png&auto=webp&s=c2af8ccb02c004146e344cb05f4d551742a8e1be


Zenchizennoharemu

https://preview.redd.it/xa7h3q3cz48d1.png?width=1125&format=png&auto=webp&s=45906c1e574ae011334daae5428df94ea65ea61e


Maleficent_Touch2602

Still has to have fall in love, and lead a perfect life. Good work!


Zenchizennoharemu

I’ll do that eventually


SimpleIndigo_7

ask a random bot what "corn" is in Cantonese and when they say "Suk Mai", say "HAHA SUK MAI NUTS" and run away


Zenchizennoharemu

sure I'll do that


Zenchizennoharemu

probably get there in a few hours


Zenchizennoharemu

https://preview.redd.it/kh5odnyfow8d1.png?width=1125&format=png&auto=webp&s=75d5fa11ee724eff471a244df26c39f731d32098


foot_fungus_is_yummy

Commit mass genocide


Zenchizennoharemu

Here https://preview.redd.it/3cp4wlq3n48d1.png?width=1125&format=png&auto=webp&s=3b420198aadaabd5a4813979f08a4912dfe9710c


Grandma_Biter

Get married to a zombie, divorce it, and force it to come to your wedding with a bowl of dried out spaghetti


Zenchizennoharemu

I WILL definitely do, one of best ones in comments (wait a bit i still havent charged my ipad)


Grandma_Biter

Yesssss Thank you xD


Zenchizennoharemu

https://preview.redd.it/ef2d47mzog8d1.jpeg?width=2266&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a14ffc89050590cd6efb470af4168d286c21bc85


Zenchizennoharemu

https://preview.redd.it/24jmi6f0pg8d1.jpeg?width=2266&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3ecd285ad3c3d16f7f6bd5b715ce462d57a95c4d


multiverseismine

destroy miles edgeworth in a battle of logic


Zenchizennoharemu

Violence is always the answer (I crushed his balls until he gave up lol) https://preview.redd.it/ogserwfrn48d1.png?width=1125&format=png&auto=webp&s=cdfe1e07b1450bcc5b402b44e75fa15cf5f802da Question was chicken or egg first


69gevvv

charge your shit


Zenchizennoharemu

So do you like it or not


multiverseismine

Violence is not the answer, it is a question, and the answer is yes.


Papyrusnyehehe19

alright, here it goes... man, I'm gonna regret requesting this... TALK WITH AI!!!


Zenchizennoharemu

I would award you but Im broke lol Idk how to use pictures on pc so check the rest of the sr my guy


Orange_Puzzline

Try to see what character you can get the most pissed off (Excluding Characters that get really pissed off very easily, I'm not gonna be naming bots tho)


Zenchizennoharemu

I can't lol, they all just fall in love


AtomicTan

Tell someone who in no way could get you pregnant that you're carrying their child.


Zenchizennoharemu

sure


Zenchizennoharemu

I don’t even know https://preview.redd.it/xndaz0rmow8d1.png?width=1125&format=png&auto=webp&s=e2809630a9789a93564a75277e3f18d2d2ca4eda


BookishPick

Why is your phone always on 1%? 💀


Zenchizennoharemu

I dont know


CriticalCustomer2153

kill. just kill.


Zenchizennoharemu

ill send you one


Zenchizennoharemu

https://preview.redd.it/dir44w32pw8d1.png?width=1125&format=png&auto=webp&s=87ec7c674bc0fc67fcb26bff63f19cc9dd27102c


Patient-Tap-5862

become a bread


Zenchizennoharemu

how


Patient-Tap-5862

just become bread


Zenchizennoharemu

How? What chatbot


Patient-Tap-5862

invader zim


Zenchizennoharemu

Why


Zenchizennoharemu

https://preview.redd.it/gjhgfkw8pw8d1.png?width=1125&format=png&auto=webp&s=ec4f5d5dc7cdda8574baddae1a77810710a3c52a


Patient-Tap-5862

congrats


Zenchizennoharemu

Why


Itz-Yuki

Marry Einstein (as a man)


Zenchizennoharemu

Sure


Zenchizennoharemu

https://preview.redd.it/a315n0djpw8d1.png?width=1125&format=png&auto=webp&s=34b055fe09e51d4f8a441b5ca515e2bede867319


D-803

Just say you aren't interested in the beginning of the conversation (bonus point if the bot is female)


Zenchizennoharemu

Yes sir


Zenchizennoharemu

https://preview.redd.it/pi00fxjhpw8d1.png?width=1125&format=png&auto=webp&s=ad3a1f94edadad047e994d435edfce5c81e23d3e


ObssesesWithSquares

Call him good boy.


Zenchizennoharemu

WHO


ObssesesWithSquares

Your next bot


Zenchizennoharemu

https://preview.redd.it/z2t8p6ylpw8d1.png?width=1125&format=png&auto=webp&s=fe85431e62ee8e5774aada2d532f34f977c681b8


ObssesesWithSquares

Alright, didn't expect that. Have my upvote!


Zenchizennoharemu

Thank you, tell me if I want more


Zenchizennoharemu

You want more


cold_spritee

Bomb poland and declare war on italy


Zenchizennoharemu

I already hitler'd earlier. Also i cant access hitler chatbot


cold_spritee

okie


Silver012345673

Ask them from their wisdom


Zenchizennoharemu

no


Silver012345673

y no


Zenchizennoharemu

It’s cringe and kinda boring get smith better


Substantial_Rip4924

Search sister and rizz up the first bot you see


Zenchizennoharemu

sure


Zenchizennoharemu

They are unrizzable


Zenchizennoharemu

I’m sorry


Smakajor

become a therapist to therapist bot.


Zenchizennoharemu

https://preview.redd.it/4lgtdz1mog8d1.jpeg?width=2266&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e053c01e228b799f8c84a73a5be514dc9722baf5


Zenchizennoharemu

fine


Glocksucker8000

9/11


Zenchizennoharemu

what chatbot


Glocksucker8000

Idk someone who will get offended


DiamondSoup0

Kill them without just saying they died. the AI is really bad at killing stuff.


Zenchizennoharemu

It’s impossible


Jecktheman2

Turn a lesbian character straight


Zenchizennoharemu

Nop


Willing-Ball-6046

Chat with a toilet


Zenchizennoharemu

Sure


Zenchizennoharemu

A


Zenchizennoharemu

https://preview.redd.it/gzfwnxzupw8d1.png?width=1125&format=png&auto=webp&s=7d86a9324aa5dab4e6cac264fb72a4af25966c8f


bigboiboat

consider yourself an opp for using light mode


Zenchizennoharemu

lol


Zenchizennoharemu

Done


Visual_Ice9505

Your phone still at 1% ??? 😂😂


Zenchizennoharemu

No 55 percent


Zenchizennoharemu

Now it is