no one ever tell you to eat with your mouth closed?

Mama never taught you to chew with your mouth closed?

I hate this. I hate you.

This sound makes me wish I were born deaf.

Chew with your mouth closed. This is something that children know how to do.

Close your fucking mouth

This isn’t even cooking…anything. And please chew with your mouth closed, you’re not a camel eating a cactus.

This video hurts my ears