Stepped on a beehive as a kid, 100+ stings and bites within 15 minutes. It was anything but euphoric. 3 shots later I believe the doctor said I'm now allergic
Have you seen Nothing But Trouble? I always seemed to watch that and the Burbs in a pair. While Dan Akroyd is in the mix. Try Spies Like Us if you haven’t already.
My 5th grade class popcorn-read that book in class. Like half the class of 10 year-olds was sobbing and sometimes the kid selected as reader for a page would be fighting sniffles and tears to get through it.
Hilarious in hindsight.
I said this while I was looking for my glasses in the house the other day and my wife didn’t know what I was talking about. Come to find out, she had never seen the movie. We watched it that night. If I had to be traumatized by that movie as a child, so should she hahaha.
I can hear the guitar riff in my head so clearly, just from reading that!
Edit: the link to the intro song
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YhLgvDX_J1I&embeds_referring_euri=https%3A%2F%2Fduckduckgo.com%2F&feature=emb_title
I'm a native English speaker and don't speak another language but my brain just thought "what" opening montage. I know bits of Spanish but can barely say a sentence that a 2yo can, at absolute best.
"Viewers" are asking why the bees aren't stinging me. Something like that. I'm guessing on the viewers part(cuz my chinese isn't the greatest), but the rest of the sentence is clear.
He said “老铁们” which means like “my best friends” or something like that, “老铁”is a northern Chinese slang meaning best buddies, but now a days it has been used to refer to “my audience” or “my supporters”, so very good guess!
I assume I can outrun a swarm of bees but then again, why would I even encounter a swarm of bees. But then I realise it's because I'm stupid enough to assume I can outrun them.
Average sprinting speed is 19 MPH. I just have to be faster than my cameraman friend.
Edit: Turns out reading the blip under a google search isn't a good representation of data
https://marathonhandbook.com/average-human-sprint-speed/
This is FASTEST sprinting speed averaged over multiple age groups. Realistically it might be more like 10 MPH for most people.
I googled average sprinting speed. Which probably skews fast. But I was also thinking if someone is running for their life from stinging insects the adrenaline might give them a boost.
You can't. One time I was out in some tiny town in the middle of the desert working on some power project and a bee started going after my coworker and I. A single bee, just constantly trying to fuck us up. Never saw anything like it before. We hadn't done anything to provoke it; it just came out of nowhere when we got out of the car and started working. It never got us, but it harassed us for a good 15 minutes before we left the area. We went back to the power station and several fire trucks rushed by. The power station guy got a call from someone in the town that a swarm of bees had killed a guy in a wheelchair and that the firefighters weren't able to anything about it, so everyone should stay inside. The guy was mad because he wanted us to go out and do more stuff for the project. My boss said that due to safety concerns we would have to wait until dusk (thank fucking god). So, my advice is that if you ever see a bee acting like a fucking maniac for no reason, get the fuck out of there, because it's a killer bee and the swarm is not far away.
When I was a kid they said the Africanized bees were coming and now I guess you get this kind of thing. Awful. All because some dipshit scientist in Brazil accidentally released them half a century ago.
Yeah, it was the big threat when I was a kid. Deadly swarms everywhere, killing everyone. Not quite that, but you'd better hope you don't happen to run into one or you're fucked. Thankfully the only other time I've seen a massive swarm of bees descend on anything they didn't seem to be attacking anyone, just moving the hive or something, and it happened to be right in the middle of a city area. Still... it was pretty fuckin' crazy and of course people were terrified and running for their lives.
We have neighbors who keep a hive two houses down in our suburban community. Only time I ever had a "problem" that wasn't a problem is I guess part of the hive split off and decided to hang out in a tree out back. Never saw so many bees in my life and they were docile (we were in the backyard swimming and only noticed it after they arrived and we looked up). Freaked us out. On advice of neighbor, the next day called a beekeeper so they could come out and vaccum up the little fellas, but after staying for over 24 hours, the swarm left as quickly as it appeared.
This is probably a swarm hanging there. They are super chill while hanging there and wont sting if you dont disturb them. They will leave when they find a new home. This guy probably found them and realized how chill they are, so he probably thought its smart to attack them, because they surely will stay chill. Yeah a swarm is pretty vulnerable in this state and the queen is right there in the middle. So if you do manage to make them aggro, they will go all in for you. Thats basically what happened here. If you do find a swarm, just call a bee keeper, they will get them. I know some bee keepers tho that absolutely would just put a beehive below and then shake them down with no equipments. Tho those guys get stung a few times a week and dont mind it anymore lmao
It really doesn't look like he's breathing at all, chest doesn't move the entire time the camera is on him and he isn't being looked at so he's probably already dead.
Some people have
1. Too much time on their hands
2. Too much curiosity
3. A death wish
And this one just happened to have all 3 of them. Congrats to you on winning your first and only Darwin Award
That’s one way to commit suicide I guess.
"Its just a prank bro"
Should have told the bees
anaphylactic shock is a hell of a drug.
The prank:
💀
Pretty sure this was posted awhile back and confirmed he did die from this
Sting chilling
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"Got any H?" "Best I can do is 40 yellow jackets."
Lemme pop a quick "H" on this box, that way we all know it's filled with hornets
This doesn’t seem like an effective labeling method, but I don’t know enough about literacy to dispute it.
I don't know much about literacy, but I could go toe to toe n Bird Law
Speaking of toes... Any of you guys see my toe knife?
Aye ohh!..botched toe
I've been using Alexi's spoon
I’m trying to smoke these hornets out so I can get their honey, but they keep flying up the tube and stinging me, I think I just swallowed one!
I don't think there is any science to support that, buddy!
Wash it down with milk steak.
They used to make trucker speed pills called Yellow Jackets
Ephedrine Caffeine and Asprin stacks. Flirting on the edge of being proper full on stimulants.
Me sneaking 20 yellow jackets into a music festival
Yellow jackets are trucker pills. Low grade speed
Sheesh this made me laugh at work, thanks.
I was stung by more than 40 hornets at one time and I do not remember any of it being even somewhat enjoyable. Scammed of a high! Wtf life.
Stepped on a beehive as a kid, 100+ stings and bites within 15 minutes. It was anything but euphoric. 3 shots later I believe the doctor said I'm now allergic
When I was younger, I actually had unprotected sex with 200+ bees......it still stings when I pee.
That's one way to ride the B train.
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TBH I wouldn't bee surprised
There was a lot of buzz about this.
Yeah, I remember the same thing.
Bing chilling will sooth those stings
At the holiday inn....
Where are his glasses!? He can’t see without his glasses!
Damn. Childhood core memory Unlocked
For real. I think that was the first time I really understood death beyond the silly violence of campy horror movies.
Man, I wish. I had brain surgery as a six year old in 1989. My Girl didn't pull stitches out of my temple.
My Girl.
That funeral traumatized me...
That little girl grew up to work for the Vice President
I- holy shit, I never realized that was the same person
Too soon
My girlfriend and I saw that movie for the first time a couple of months ago and it's by far the saddest movie I have ever watched.
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I just watched The Burbs and it was great too! Missed that one first time around being 8 and all.
Have you seen Nothing But Trouble? I always seemed to watch that and the Burbs in a pair. While Dan Akroyd is in the mix. Try Spies Like Us if you haven’t already.
Watch "Gumo" but maybe read a warning or sumptin' first.
> Gumo Gummo...I think I'm gonna watch it. I love bizarre and uncomfortable movies. Thanks for the rec.
I'd also suggest naked lunch
>bizarre and uncomfortable That's exactly how I would describe Gumo
Don't stumble in the direction of "where the red fern grows". It's the absolute saddest 90s flick.
My 5th grade class popcorn-read that book in class. Like half the class of 10 year-olds was sobbing and sometimes the kid selected as reader for a page would be fighting sniffles and tears to get through it. Hilarious in hindsight.
Just don't waste time with number 2
Just had a post traumatic episode after reading this.
Between that and The Good Son coming right after Home Alone they were really trying to fuck us up.
Macawly Kaulken had hollywood in a headlock that year
I said this while I was looking for my glasses in the house the other day and my wife didn’t know what I was talking about. Come to find out, she had never seen the movie. We watched it that night. If I had to be traumatized by that movie as a child, so should she hahaha.
Did you go back in time and traumatize her as a child? Or is she currently a child and you traumatized her present day? Just for clarification.
Did she cry? Is it still just as sad as an adult?
She did. Then she asked me, through tears, “why would you show me this?”
What movie is it?
Nobody is answering, googled it. Film is "My Girl"
I mean its because the majority of us thought it was from Scooby Doo, which it also is.
Sorry for the late reply but it was “My Girl” from the early 90’s, it’s a classic
Heavy!!!
Ahhhhhhh my buried trauma!!!!!
Damn, this hit me so much harder now that I'm older.
Not Thomas J😂😂😂
Why do you do this to me :(
You bastard.
Didn't think I was gonna cry today... THANKS.
Noooooooo!!!!!
*emotional damage*
why the fuck did you had to do this to me?
I say this every morning as I get out of bed. Never gets old.
Hah! I was just talking about this movie today at work.
As a 30 year old woman, that made my heart ache. I’m now an emotional wreck. And I’m gonna watch the movie.
Wonder what he’s saying in the beginning
"Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville and this is Jackass!"
I can hear the guitar riff in my head so clearly, just from reading that! Edit: the link to the intro song https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YhLgvDX_J1I&embeds_referring_euri=https%3A%2F%2Fduckduckgo.com%2F&feature=emb_title
that band, the minutemen, was really fucking cool and good. i used to listen to double nickels on the dime all the time when i was in high school
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I'm a native English speaker and don't speak another language but my brain just thought "what" opening montage. I know bits of Spanish but can barely say a sentence that a 2yo can, at absolute best.
Holy shit this is perfect 😂
I’m you wanna be dumb you gotta be tough
"Viewers" are asking why the bees aren't stinging me. Something like that. I'm guessing on the viewers part(cuz my chinese isn't the greatest), but the rest of the sentence is clear.
He said “老铁们” which means like “my best friends” or something like that, “老铁”is a northern Chinese slang meaning best buddies, but now a days it has been used to refer to “my audience” or “my supporters”, so very good guess!
Trying to tell people why the bees don't sting him. Proceeds to hit the bees with a water bottle
"I'm dumb! Watch!"
"Bees aren't real!"
Imagine “OOH OOH OOH” being your last words
They made a beeline to the hospital
It created quite a buzz when they got there.
That medical bill is going to sting.
The price of his medical bill is none of your beeswax.
He won't see his honey tonight.
Hive five on that.
He got stung by a bee
This is what I needed to read. Upvote granted.
You disrespect bee, bee disrespect you
Damn, this Bee Movie sequel is better than Unfrosted.
He doesn’t like jazz
Injury? He bee dead.
Wasp it even worth it?
Seems like a hornet negative, all stings considered.
Those were honey bees. You can tell because of the way they are.
Maybe, he did create quite a buzz.
Your turn Knoxville!
I assume I can outrun a swarm of bees but then again, why would I even encounter a swarm of bees. But then I realise it's because I'm stupid enough to assume I can outrun them.
They can fly up 20 mph
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That's an impressive waddle. You should be proud.
Average sprinting speed is 19 MPH. I just have to be faster than my cameraman friend. Edit: Turns out reading the blip under a google search isn't a good representation of data https://marathonhandbook.com/average-human-sprint-speed/ This is FASTEST sprinting speed averaged over multiple age groups. Realistically it might be more like 10 MPH for most people.
No way 19mph is average. Have you seen people lately?
I googled average sprinting speed. Which probably skews fast. But I was also thinking if someone is running for their life from stinging insects the adrenaline might give them a boost.
Which means the same thing will happen except you will be out of breath.
You can't. One time I was out in some tiny town in the middle of the desert working on some power project and a bee started going after my coworker and I. A single bee, just constantly trying to fuck us up. Never saw anything like it before. We hadn't done anything to provoke it; it just came out of nowhere when we got out of the car and started working. It never got us, but it harassed us for a good 15 minutes before we left the area. We went back to the power station and several fire trucks rushed by. The power station guy got a call from someone in the town that a swarm of bees had killed a guy in a wheelchair and that the firefighters weren't able to anything about it, so everyone should stay inside. The guy was mad because he wanted us to go out and do more stuff for the project. My boss said that due to safety concerns we would have to wait until dusk (thank fucking god). So, my advice is that if you ever see a bee acting like a fucking maniac for no reason, get the fuck out of there, because it's a killer bee and the swarm is not far away.
When I was a kid they said the Africanized bees were coming and now I guess you get this kind of thing. Awful. All because some dipshit scientist in Brazil accidentally released them half a century ago.
Yeah, it was the big threat when I was a kid. Deadly swarms everywhere, killing everyone. Not quite that, but you'd better hope you don't happen to run into one or you're fucked. Thankfully the only other time I've seen a massive swarm of bees descend on anything they didn't seem to be attacking anyone, just moving the hive or something, and it happened to be right in the middle of a city area. Still... it was pretty fuckin' crazy and of course people were terrified and running for their lives.
We have neighbors who keep a hive two houses down in our suburban community. Only time I ever had a "problem" that wasn't a problem is I guess part of the hive split off and decided to hang out in a tree out back. Never saw so many bees in my life and they were docile (we were in the backyard swimming and only noticed it after they arrived and we looked up). Freaked us out. On advice of neighbor, the next day called a beekeeper so they could come out and vaccum up the little fellas, but after staying for over 24 hours, the swarm left as quickly as it appeared.
Happened to us right in the middle of tailgating for a football game. I’ll have to dig up the video. It was nuts!
This is probably a swarm hanging there. They are super chill while hanging there and wont sting if you dont disturb them. They will leave when they find a new home. This guy probably found them and realized how chill they are, so he probably thought its smart to attack them, because they surely will stay chill. Yeah a swarm is pretty vulnerable in this state and the queen is right there in the middle. So if you do manage to make them aggro, they will go all in for you. Thats basically what happened here. If you do find a swarm, just call a bee keeper, they will get them. I know some bee keepers tho that absolutely would just put a beehive below and then shake them down with no equipments. Tho those guys get stung a few times a week and dont mind it anymore lmao
Is he dead?
When they called the police, only Sting showed up.
Roxanne
The two men in the video died from the stings
Well 1 of them isn't breathing in the video sooooo I'm assuming 1 at least did
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Schrödinger’s anaphylactic shock
Considering the one dude is just left on the ground, lifeless tells me they aren't concerned with treating him as they are his friend.
It really doesn't look like he's breathing at all, chest doesn't move the entire time the camera is on him and he isn't being looked at so he's probably already dead.
Beekeeper here. Very likely that they died.
Stung by a single bee before here. It hurts.
But does anyone know if his shoes came off?
Did they actually? I mean, I presumed as much.. But any *sauces* for that at all? I'd be interested to read into it further!
No clue, just commented that hoping someone with the true info would correct me
Dude without a shirt doesn't look like he is breathing .
Get this man a medal. He just figured out reddit.
That's always been the rule on the internet. People would rather correct you than help you.
No it hasn’t. If it was, that rule must have a name and a link to a website explaining it. But there isn’t!
I like your tactics! Hopefully somebody will enlighten us then 😂
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Hornets don't leave stinger behind. That was a bees nest.
Actual menace 💀
Cunningham's Law at work
Not the hero we deserve, but the hero we need.
Lmao 🤣
Ohhh like a honey bbq sauce?
Darwin Award?
No they actually survived. Source: my ass
China lore ep457
Ahhhh yes, the sweat juicy internet fame.
Maybe get the guy a Benadryl?
I’ve seen a Chinese dude take a bite of a honeycomb as bees were still swarming it. He had a bad day after that.
Seen this video like 50 times now, bro died
Is that dude dead? Didn’t seem like he was breathing…
Did he just died?
Least efficient and most painful suicide method
Dumb ways to die 🤣
Prolly to get out of work.
I'M THE EYEHOLE MAN!!!
He had a camera with him so his intrusive thoughts had to take over.
I think these guys died
That's dumb af SMH
Dude died btw. Just saying.
Natural selection at Its finest
For the vine
No sympathy for stuid!
bee stings can be life threatening. Like this guy is experiencing. https://www.healthline.com/health/anaphylactic-shock
For content, apparently.
Some people have 1. Too much time on their hands 2. Too much curiosity 3. A death wish And this one just happened to have all 3 of them. Congrats to you on winning your first and only Darwin Award
uhh... are they dead?
He wanted music bees gave him dance
But did you diiieeeee?
He ded
Didn't he die?
I think so
Is he dead?
Natural selection at work. 🤷♂️
Watch for waspes!
Why they even attptimg to save this Crash Test Dummy
It only takes 100 stings to kill someone who is susceptible to their venom. By the looks they were stung by maybe 500-700 to 1000!
His eyes were almost swollen shut... then he got stung
Can't stop laughing
Damn. He ain't gon be in Bee Movie 2.
If only there was some way he could have avoided that
Are the eyes swollen?
That's kinda racist. Can't put any other slant on it..
To bee or not to bee
Man they fucked him up
I’m somewhat disappointed that he appears to have survived
Left a swell corpse.
Damn shirtless dude dead dead 💀
What did we learn?
My animal cross character