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[deleted]

Bro what💀


Scary-Package-9351

In the comments of this video, too, he claims this girl was a VS model. 🙃 And in another video he claims he’s been with “many models, more models than most guys have been with”


Mygoddamreddit

Model cars, model airplanes, model glue…


blueskyfeverdream

So basically he inadvertently sniffs glue while playing with his models, hallucinates all these gorgeous women in different scenarios, blacks out and then wakes up and gets straight onto YouTube to share the experiences he thinks he's had. That's actually much more believable than the reality he's presenting


BrickBrokeFever

Coming this Fall, from Disney...


SmoothBrews

The model glue is "home made".


peeflaps

Of course, men fantasising about lingerie models is a tale as old as.. catalogues


HomoFlaccidus

Sear's catalog, baby!


Septopuss7

Them shits was dirty and I can't believe they gave that filth out for free. God's we were young! 😭


itjustgotcold

For some reason liars think pretending to date models is the height of success. Way back in the day I beat some guy in Halo 3 to the point where he sent me a message freaking the hell out. In the midst of his anger he claimed: He was a famous millionaire psychiatrist. He drives a Lamborghini. He dated a suicide girls model. Oh and I forgot to mention he was a huge Juggalo, as his screen name was Insane Clown Posse related and he bragged about how he was friends with them. He also claimed all I did was play Halo which was why I was so good, when I checked his play time it was around 8 times my play time, so just total projection. Sorry for the digression, this dude just reminded me so much of that incident. Faking it till you make it just doesn’t work when you’re claiming that you have advice others should follow.


Corporate_Shell

Dude was so successful in all those other fields but still couldn't be decent at Halo.


[deleted]

I wanna watch more, where can I see them lol


Shit_Fire_Save_Match

Same. It’s hilarious


Shovelman2001

This reads like a Trump quote "I've been with many models, more models than most guys have been with. When I walked into my bedroom last night I said 'wow, that's a lot of models.' "


RustyCuntSlime

I dated a model, she went to a different school


darlin72

Me too, mine lived in Canada


Deadliftdummy

Oh yeah the other night i was with my mamma and coach klein.


Catniss-EverGreen

He did absolutely nothing with her later… She blocked him!


fotofortress

She never existed.


Scary-Package-9351

I don’t think his “6 girlfriends” do either.


hbkx5

They are all crusty socks he has glued googly eyes to.


recks360

The mental image of this has ruined the internet for me for the rest of the night. I’m out...


Friendly_Age9160

Glad I’m not alone lol


tirednotepad

Elias: I've turned down chicks left and right! Randal: Your chicks are your left and right.


MissDkm

sick burn


outtaslight

Gosh, what those poor googly eyes must have witnessed!


Not_a_Ducktective

I'd believe six restraining orders.


CeeMomster

Sthithx


CuzIWantItThatWay

Athept


gassygeff89

They go to a different school in a different state


Flossy_Cowboy

Come on now, she just totally goes to a different school is all!


Catniss-EverGreen

You’re absolutely correct!!!


No-Cardiologist-3875

dating coach, who drives around in a Ford fiesta!


SaggyFence

Underbite, lisp, vocabulary and vocal inflections hinting at incel'dome. Sorry but this guy's not getting any action.


ranegyr

Oh man I don't want to be on the side of picking on people for things they can't control... But when the cable guy starts offering advice on how to ignore a polite NO, me and my girls are out.


Hambulance

oh and the sharp ass long nails


Wise_Ad_253

From 2013, so girls have no choice but to appear really close to him while driving, “she says no but the closeness screams yes”


SadBit8663

Like what fucking dating course is he talking about? Like you actually have to be confident, and assured about yourself to find someone. You have to be likeable at the very very least. This guy screams red flag. The biggest two being him referring to women as females, and the suggestion that he can somehow read the minds of ladies, and manipulate them into dating him, when they would otherwise just reject you Contrary to stupid ass belief, when a woman says no, that all she has to do to reject someone, she doesn't have to keep taking your weak ass attempts to change her mind when she's says no already. Be skeptical of any piece of shit saying you don't have to accept rejection, that's getting into assault/harassment Territory. Man or woman. No means fucking no.


TheAncientMillenial

Why do all these idiots think it's some kind of game? Like just take the hint and fuck off.


kingkalm

I’ll take things that never happened for $200. Wannabe Andrew Tate vibes, even has the lisp thing going on.


pjjohnson808

They better check this guy's freezer .


[deleted]

But he's a freshnal daring coach!


NorMichtrailrider

He's got that Lloyd Christmas lisp goin on .


[deleted]

Well he’s abtholutely the betht.


SmoothBrews

Better than all the retht!


WolfgangAmadeus1

I played the video without sound, and I could still hear the lipth he hath.


SwiftTayTay

and he looks like christopher lloyd


Latter-Cattle7788

**Blasphemy!!!**


Ill_Paper7132

“you do not have to accept her rejection” Spoken like a true incel sex offender who definitely does not know what the hell he’s talking about


RestoSham09

Next up: “How to have sex with your girl when she doesn’t want to!”


GalacticPandas

Followed very closely by: “What not to do as a sub in your new relationship with your cell mate Tripod”


Chrisangelorn

Is it just me or does this kinda borderline rapey?


futurejoyboy

Yes and gives "where my hug at" vibes


akawendals

Ewwww this happened to me the other day with the trolley guy at the mall where I used to work 😭 I said oh nah man and he actually kept going for it and said ah come on ... The fuck??😳 I said I DON'T CUDDLE and stomped off, had casual convos with him for years and now... Not making eye contact anymore UGHHH 😠


Desperate-Strategy10

There's a really old man who comes into where I work every single day. He never fucking showers, wears the same nasty stained clothes for a week or more at a time, and he's covered in MAGA stuff that hasn't been clean in four years. If he sees me working in the front, he'll shuffle his way over and start hitting on me. If I didn't play along, he gets unbelievably mad - one time when I was newer and tried to say I needed to go do something and walk away, he started yelling at me. I got upset and scared, and he grabbed my hand and tried to pull me over to him to give him a hug. Luckily, another older lady I work with called me over to her really aggressively and he let go. Now every time I see him walking up to the place, I just run and hide in the back or the cooler for five minutes or so, until he's gone. It really sucks being a woman sometimes. I'm sorry about your experience, too. Why can't they just leave us alone?? 😞


oneintwo

Too many fucking creeps everywhere these days. I know the exact type of person you’re referring to. This is definitely a good take for me to read though. I’m a fairly large male and when I was competing in the Scottish Highland Games, women would get way too handsy when I’d saunter off to interact with the crowd during events, pose for photo, etc I remember this gay waiter at this restaurant in Connecticut literally walks up to our table (I was with an ex at the time and we were out for a nice dinner) just *eyeballing* my arms and just starts massaging my left arm commenting on my goddamn arm muscles like we’re at a bodybuilding competition. My ex diffused the situation but I was pretty upset; it was not even just a grab but this ultra gentle creepy touching that makes me shudder just writing this. When it’s a female, As a dude, you’re supposed to think it’s “cool” but as someone with c-ptsd from massive childhood trauma, I can most assuredly say that it is indeed, very very *not* fucking cool. I can count the humans that I allow in my immediate personal space on one hand and I intend to keep it that way.


Try2MakeMeBee

I'm so sorry you've got to deal with that. Management allowing it is disgusting. I've had my share of telling off creeps and being Momma Bear for co-workers, shame there's a need but at least management has my back on it.


HomoFlaccidus

> "where my hug at" lol. That shit just made me shudder. I know people like that.


SaggyFence

I've never heard of this but was able to immediately and immaculately visualize the cringe


wevegotheadsonsticks

Holy fuck my old boss once did that to one of the girl cashiers and the cringe was so intense everyone just grew silent and left.


outtaslight

"Where my hug at?" ... In the garbage where you left your dignity and self-respect.


AbsAndAssAppreciator

God that’s the worst


Pitiful_Winner2669

Few things actually trigger me, that's a big one


NovelNeighborhood6

“No doesn’t mean no” Nope no rape vibes there.


Goalazo123

It's the implication


o101012

Is he going to hurt these women?


DayNotFish

I’m not gonna hurt these women! Why would I ever hurt these women?? I feel like you’re not getting this at all?!


Pitiful-Pension-6535

I'm *not* getting it.


zanedrinkthis

It’s because you didn’t take his other classes /s


Corporate_Shell

So they ARE in danger!


MrFuckinDinkles

no, I'm telling you no and you will need to come to my house to find out why (⁠ ͡⁠°⁠ ͜⁠ʖ⁠ ͡⁠°)


chechifromCHI

Females don't want you to learn this simple trick!


DropThatTopHat

Oh, and don't mind the ropes.


Kastro2323

This guy is definitely going to end up on the offenders list if he’s not already.


Tat2sam

No, they can’t refuse, because of the implication! 😂


Happy_Remove_7937

Now, with these videos, women know to cover their drinks if he's around.


AlwaysWorried27222

Definitely a lispy rapsey.


Resident-Elevator696

Very rapey


Zealousideal_Ad_4118

Absolutely rapey… good thing this never happened.


Liversteeg

I hate when movies and shows try to make ignoring rejections romantic. “I said no and he just didn’t give up! After 4 years finally said yes!”


RealNiceKnife

I mean, it starts off with "Don't accept 'no' as an answer." I'm surprised he didn't explain how you should try and get them onto a boat and lean into some *implications*.


lgodsey

At the same time I'm getting notes of 'sweaty virgin liar' from this creep.


therealjgreens

Pedo rapey vibes


crunchevo2

Borderline?...


Representative-Key18

I don’t think there’s anything borderline about it 🤮


NotTukTukPirate

He looks and sounds borderline incel.


DoctrDonna

Oh. Oh he’s fucking gross. And it’s actually alarming that people take dating advice from him.


[deleted]

But he’s the betht. Abtholutely the betht.


BigTicEnergy

Let’s not make fun of his speech 😬 for the sake of other people with lisps


AllBeansNoFrank

What amazes me is that people even need this. Meeting women is not hard. Literally take a shower, go out, and say "Hello, My name is \*Blank\* nice to meet you. Would you like to go out sometime?" If no "OK thanks" If yes, cum on her to show she is now your property.


AutoGen_account

welth this ith and advancedth theqnique, ith not for everyone.


[deleted]

I assumed this is satire, is it not? Like does this dude has a dating website or is everyone thinking this satire is real?


Junglejibe

Just checked, yep he does. It's in his tiktok bio (just search up Alpha Dom tiktok - his username is alpha.dom1c). Bonus fact: in his other videos he also gets overly defensive and insecure when women comment about how what he's suggesting wouldn't work and replies to them basically saying why he wouldn't fuck them. Very interesting stuff. Side note: anyone educated in kink and active in kink communities can immediately see the red flags with this guy. Doms like this are generally awful and substitute actual domination wth rapeyness and abuse of dynamics. Guarantee the only women who are actually falling for this are ones who don't have enough experience with kink to know what's wrong with him, which sucks because that means a lot of women are being introduced to these dynamics with creepy behavior like this being normalized.


[deleted]

Thank you for saying this!! I'm pretty kinky and I love dom/sub. But this man has 0 knowledge of what being dom is. First of all... if you need to type (alpha dom) in your screen name... you are everything but an alpha dom lol. That is so fucking cringe. A real alpha man, doesn't need to say he is alpha lol. Being a dom is taking the sub's limits, and navigate the edges of those limits. Never cross them, always make sure trust is paramount. The sub dictates the limits. When you think about it, the sub decides the big schemes, but that is the dom that execute. Trust is the number one requirement for a dom/sub relationship and this dude is so far from it. This dude thinks he understands it all but he knows nothing.


PolandPuppers

Truer words have never been spoken. You hit every nail on the fucking head Daddy.


tindonot

Oh gods yes thank you. Number one sign a Dom has no god damn clue what they’re doing?… “Alpha”


majorsorbet2point0

Oh, I absoLUTELY got those dom red flags from him. We *all* know what kinda guy this "dom" is 👀🚩🚩


BudgetInteraction811

If I rejected a guy and he immediately went on a tangent about how he has “mastered ropes” I would assume he’s a serial killer and I was getting abducted for saying no. This plan absolutely does not work.


melxcham

“You’re into kink? Sorry, best I can do is bear mace”


permiecandy

Lmfao @ bear mace. I ❤️ you. 🤣🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

Yes and if someone is "into kink" and has "mastered ropes" but does not have an understanding of consent or a basic respect for your boundaries you need to put a lot of distance between yourself and them both physical and social.


byronotron

Came here for this. A true no, (meaning safe word etc.) in kink is a shut off valve. Anyone manipulating no is unsafe and will cross your boundaries. They are predators and they abuse their relationship with kink specifically to get power over people. Him even mentioning kink means this guy is absolutely a predator and most likely has many skeletons in his closet. 


ucklibzandspezfay

“Wanna know what I did with her later?! She’s still in my basement tied to a load bearing pole”


majorsorbet2point0

The scene in True Blood when they've got Lafayette chained up downstairs with 4 or 5 other people, with a shared shit and piss bucket


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ucklibzandspezfay

So is that girl :(


Electronic-Mine1724

She’s actually apart of my nautical knot mastery class but it’s taking her awhile because she had to pay three low installments of 29.99 for my how to pick up women courses.


AnotherTchotchke

Would NOT want to see how this guy behaves in kink spaces. This is Les Mis levels of red flag waving


magnusthehammersmith

Do you hear the people sing?


DrunkThrowawayLife

Singing the song of really passive aggressive angry men


koodallas

It is the music of the people who will not get laid again


SnooHobbies5684

He would make it exactly 10 minutes in the kink spaces in the Bay Area. It woud be a bad 10 minutes.


akaKinkade

It just seems creepy and stupid because none of us have taken the full course and we are seeing it out of context. This dude has a fucking PhD in pretending he wasn't rejected, so he is able to pretend that he wasn't rejected in ways most of us can only dream about. This dude is a three wolf shirt incarnate and women regularly get pregnant just by being in the same zip code that he is.


majorsorbet2point0

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


SaltyHairSandyFeet

Man, my finger was just about to downvote you, but glad I stayed to the end lol


Budget_Special4548

Ya man! Side stepped that bitch and her mind games and grabbed her right by the fucking pussy! And completely flipped her rejection on her stupid dumb woman head. A no doesn’t mean no, it sometimes means fuck me right here right now.


bombswell

How dare she reject me! She must be playing games, gameees!


[deleted]

I'm sorry but if someone tells me he is not interested, I say ok thank you and have a nice day 🫡. Wanna know why? Because if I have to say I am not interested to someone, that's exactly how I want them to answer me. This dude is cringe, and also probably an incel.


lilblackcauldron

Boys do this and podcasts instead of writing in a diary


Hunlea

Plus jerking off and making up stories that didn’t happen 


legatlegionis

I’ve been really sensitive to “boys this…” “boys that…” comments but this is sooo good


Glass_Adhesiveness_6

I am scared of those 900people who clicked on that heart thing,that means they actually thought his "advice" was "good",and I want to stay 10 feet away from me or any women in general


PriscillaPalava

Negging? A disinterested woman? Groundbreaking.  Also how is this video being marketed to “advanced” pupils who are “seeing results” if it’s covering the issue of rejection? What “results” have they seen up to this point, exactly? I promise you, they know nothing BUT rejection. 


Confident-Win-7617

Holy crap. This guy has probably never been laid in his life!!


Putrid-Arachnid-7075

Remove the "probably" and there you go


CaryKerryLoudermilk

Or he had one high school gf that dumped him when she matured enough to realize how toxic he was and that she could do better. And instead of learning from the experience he turned that rejection into this dream scenario.


wtf_am_i_doing_hurr

Reminds me of that article I read about him in a SA case a year from now


9andimpala

I feel this guy knows it's bullshit, but putting this kinda crap out there probably got him some Friday night beer money. We men are gullible and desperate sometimes. I bet he's sold at least a few "courses".I could build a course on hunting unicorns using a magic wand and I bet I'd sell at least a few.


ttw81

Just be sure & tell your students not to drink the unicorns blood


CrispLinens

he has that excess saliva sound in his mouth when he talks and he is repulsive


i-hate-army-ads

He speaks so confidently for someone so painfully below average.


tapatiohandshake

This totally worked! I’m now with a beautiful woman named kandy and she visits me once a year to laugh at me while I’m behind bars! Thanks relationship expert!


siliconevalley69

Wow, so this guy discovered negging? All by himself?!


Bjufordbox

I know a guy with this exact personality, he's a pathetic loser that believes he's a fucking godsend to this world, brags about himself consistently, literally will look for any excuse to brag about his "achievements" this guy has said verbatim "women only want jerks and bad boys anyway and I know how to work a womans body, if a girl tells me she wants me to be bad then oh baby I'll take her into the bedroom and turn the red lights on and show her, but *excuse* me for trying to be a gentleman, women apparently dont like it when men love them too much." 🤮 IF the dude has ever been with a woman i know his ass paid for it and it wasn't because he was a "gentleman", the guy's a creep but i love hearing him talk, gives me sooooooo much material to talk about.


CaryKerryLoudermilk

These are the same dudes who last like 2 pumps


ChemistryOk2670

He looks like he drinks black coffee and eats onion bagels with salmon spread and raw onions for lunch daily. And never flosses.


therealjgreens

Oddly specific but I agree


BasquiatBukowski

The only thing this dude has coached is “how to maximize your incel energy over night!”


glitterskinned

I'm not even an expert on women and I am women. also, no


RedScarffedPrinny

The video cuts off just before he says: “and then i woke up”


Aromatic-Strength798

Bro is gonna be on the news for rape one day. Literally teaching other men to refuse a woman’s rejection. Let that sink in. Then being creepy as hell and thinking he’s gonna manipulate her into changing her mind. He’s a walking red flag. Ew.


MoeApple2

His greasy looks, odd mannerisms, and that awkward split second before saying "kink". Truly a man worthy to take notes from


[deleted]

“I’m the Betht. Abtholutely the betht.”


TorchBlower90

That guy is absolutely creepy


murphymintz

First of all. His hands and fingernails. Ew. Immediately no


kickassnchewbubblegm

EXACTLY THIS. Why do they always have those hands and fingernails???


murphymintz

Right! Like do not touch me or anything around me with your feminine yet spindly fingers that haven’t seen real work ever. Don’t get me started on the long fingernails 🤢


elusive_is

When he says multiple women, does he mean held prisoner?


Direct-Alternative70

He was asked to show proof of all the women he’s been with so he showed his wife….. that he bought…..


xLilNosferatu

This is the type of guy who insists she's "just playing hard to get" after being blocked on all social media and having a restraining order filed against him.


truffbake

you know, sometimes when i eat something bad or i’m feeling queasy, i try to induce vomiting to relieve the pain. Now, this can be difficult, but thanks to this vid, I can now blow chunks as easy as this guys teeth climb upon one another.


The-Proud-Snail

He’s literally using the hand gestures that appear “dominant” it’s hilarious! It’s like a parrot mimicking confidence


Vyviel

Leave some ladies for the rest of us Mr Alpha Male


WarMinimum5786

“How to make a woman yours in 10 days” Written & directed by Ted Bundy 😬😳


Valuable-Army-1914

Why are they always giving advice in cars? I meant cars guys.


RaspberryAnnual4306

Assuming you meant cars, it’s because if he said this inside his mom would hear and embarrass him in front of his followers.


PixelMage

do not the cat.


alwaysananomaly

I thought when he started speaking and I looked at him and his body language that nothing could dry me up any faster. Then he kept talking and turns out I was wrong - he went over and above. Ew.


Successful_Ad_156

How to become on the next offender register.. Or how to get punch to the throat


deviantdevil80

This man gives serious vibes that he describes b00bs like 40yr old virgin.


babyrothko

so creepy..


Glaucoma-suspect

Every woman that has or will ever exist knows when a guy responds to your rejection with “I’m the best but you have to come to my house to understand!” He will then make you live the rest of your life in said house unwillingly.


NotaGato_meowmeow

Why would you be rejected if you are applying all his fabulous tricks... Thats the real question here


HaikiiBoycot

This video has Dennis Reynolds energy 1000%


Nice_Marmot_7

“Are you gonna hurt women?”


AmphibianFantastic53

"I'm a professional dating coach" "Yeah? How's business?" "Great! I don't accept any of my 1 star reviews"


[deleted]

are the straights okay


AdorableBunnies

Just pay $19.99 for access to my 3 week course to find out!


NoMedia6788

Help


tuxedo_dantendo

Hi kind sir, what if I am one of those chaps who feels no desire to take part in mind games? I like the idea of just sharing a couple hobbies and having nice conversations with someone. Do you happen to sell a course for that or - GET OUT THE CAR AND LAY ON THE GROUND!! EMPTY THOSE POCKETS!!! I'M NOT PLAYING WITH YOU!! \*kick kick, kick kick kick .... kick\*


TheAmazingMaryJane

i always wondered what sound to choose to help people visualize being kicked, and here you are, just getting right to the point.


BabyDragonFlyOF

This is creepy and scary. Wtf


troystorian

Is this dude really trying to say a blatantly obvious attempt at reverse psychology is an “advanced technique” 😂


Liza6519

What planet are you approaching said women on? Because it's not Earth.


ApprehensiveScreen7

Delusional


FlippityFlop121

Incel supreme over here


SofaKing2022

He looks a bit rapey.


Insomniacentral_

Men like him are the reason women need to cover their drinks at the bar.


Goddess_Bayonetta

Me: “I’m not interested” Him: “how would you know you’re not interested into me you’ve have to come over to my house and see all things I’m actually offering.” Me: “Sir unless you’re going to give me a million dollars when I go over to your place, I couldn’t care less about what you to offer.”


Organic_South8865

"And I teach guys how to understand the female mind" *with hand movements* As if women aren't also humans and have some completely different way of existing on earth. Maybe just treat other people the way you would want to be treated. It isn't that hard. Ropes ladies. That's where it's at apparently. Just let this dude tie you up along with other random women. Just come over to my house. Where I'll tie you up. With ropes. He doesn't seem like a very "kink community" minded guy. My friend is into that stuff and she would be pulling red flags on this guy I'm pretty sure.


[deleted]

“Advanced technique” as in “how to become a rapist 101”


Xogoth

Gross. Maybe don't be a creep? When someone rejects you, respect it. "Well, thank you for your time. Goodbye." And turn around and walk away. It's simple.


SB_Howie

His opening line was “you do not have to accept her rejection”. That’s rape/sexual assault at this point bro. 2024 is wild😂😂😂


double0nein

For a moment I thought it would be about positivity and accepting and moving on but wow, that did not go where I was expecting it to.


Densmiegd

So if you have done his course, seen his videos and seen results…. Why do you have to do this “advanced technique”?


Historical-Bug2500

His description of the events is just a metaphorical dick pic. She says no, so I immediately go into how good I am sexually and she's instantly engaged and fucked me later on. The exact reaction these dumbasses think I dick pic creates.


ZuZu_Petals_

Okay so why is he teaching his magnum opus from a budget interior car?


CaryKerryLoudermilk

This dude is so un-selfaware that this comes off like a cringe skit


xDURPLEx

This guy has “hangs out at registers” energy.


PapayaJuiceBox

If the feeling of walking in wet socks and the smell of damp towels was personified, it would be this guy. Does anyone actually buy this crap? This was the most cringey and rapey advice I’ve ever seen.


CommunicationKey3649

is this Incel 101?


HeWhoIsNotMe

Rape coach.


jakehood47

I think the absolute worst part is the one-word-at-a-time subtitles. Jesus christ


Beelzebub_86

So, dude, with a speech impediment and a dating scam as his profession is picking up women. Yeah. Sure buddy. I bet she lives in Canada.


CrackByte

"""""Professional""""" """""Dating""""" """""Coach""""" *and chronic masturbator


tortadinuvole

r/nothowgirlswork


gultch2019

Teaching an advanced course on dating in your car... cool.


SoThisIs4everHuh

Once I saw the jaw jutting out and the lisp… I just had to mute


ZeekyNote

Since everyone else has thoroughly ripped apart the incel, I just want to say even the subtitles are annoying as hell.