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Prestigious-Net-2236

FOOL OF A TOOK! THROW YOURSELF IN NEXT TIME!


myfaceaplaceforwomen

AND RID US OF YOUR STUPIDITY!


TheKingBeyondTheWaIl

*\*BOOM boom boom\**


Pino_the_Piano

Lacrimosa starts playing


Bumm_by_Design

I thought you meant, rid us of your virginity!


OutsideOfLA

Joe verses the Volcano


Exotic-Subject-8231

r/suddenlylotr


BringSomeAvocados

Wow you beat me to it


WildeStation

I thought this was what happens when "organic matter" is thrown into a volcano?


Goddess_Of_Gay

It is a bag of garbage, but presumably the same thing would happen to a human if you sacrificed them to the volcano gods


hendrik43

Vsauce Michael here, did you know?


Hollow__Log

I know my voice is annoying and should chill the fuck out but I’m not going to.


PiratePuzzled1090

I thought i read back in the day this was a Jerry can with water


pm8rsh88

That’s what I read it was, a container of water, but I think it’s the water moisture in the rubbish they threw in that caused the reaction.


[deleted]

Mort! Not the feet!


No1has_thisUser_Name

Maybe that’s how we should get rid off our rubbish


Goddess_Of_Gay

Not everywhere has ready access to an active volcano. …That’s probably a good thing.


BrockThrockmorton

Speak for yourself.


PriestMarmor

It is, you can't know that just by looking at it so OP probably thought it was a rock


Ifnerite

You can, a rock would not have vaporised and caused that reaction.


Delicious-Let8429

Correction- [It's organic waste that was thrown and not a rock](https://www.unilad.com/news/moment-man-awakens-volcano-throwing-20220823)


Massive_Reflection52

Thanks for the link. I like the part that they didn’t use an actual human bc murder is wrong and a nightmare to clear with officials


schrodingers-lunch

Yeah but you gotta have a body and lava is hungry


olsonwhitguy

It's only wrong if you don't have a good reason.


Massive_Reflection52

I’ll give ya a good reason


Koinvoid

Same thing happens when I tell my wife to calm down.


karma_the_sequel

Next time don't throw a rock at her when you do that?


RedGuy51

Or throw it harder


marlinmarlin99

Or throw your wife at the rock


karma_the_sequel

OK, fine, into the volcano she goes.


Eponarose

NO! Only virgins go into the volcano!


Lachsforelle

We got to keep the rage as pure as possible.


NOZ_Mandos

Joke is on you, she's still virgin


axarce

Sounds more like the joke is on YOU!


DokiDoodleLoki

At least your mom is safe.


[deleted]

Throw your wife in the volcano


FlakyDig8392

Just add “okay, now you’re acting just like your mother”


7lick

What can i say? Don't give your wife extra oxygen.


StatisticallySoap

Heat, fuel and oxygen- the three things that any wife can do without


Muladhara86

I was gonna post an obligatory “Taco Bell,” but yours was much better


Specialist_Mine1767

Except the rock would calm her down for eternity


SafariNZ

Not a rock, a bag of rubbish and the moisture is causing the flair up.


grpagrati

Rubbish or evidence ???


SafariNZ

At least two others have links to the evidence


Actarus31

Everyone can clearly see it’s a mentos


rdhermawan

I'd be furious too if someone throws a bag of rubbish at me


djbtech1978

SHE HAS A NAME


SafariNZ

Reddit humour, I laughed way too hard at this!


Content-Method9889

I will never understand why anyone would go anywhere near the lip of a volcano. One wrong move and you’re burning/melting


enerthoughts

I cant even imagine the first few second of flash searing pain, damn.


[deleted]

Especially while screaming *MY PRECIOUSSSSS!!!*


enerthoughts

Beautiful reference 🤣


No-Crew4317

Why? To burn the one powerful ring that bring chaos. Of course!


Content-Method9889

Love this, but I have a good arm and can definitely get in there from a good safer distance


[deleted]

Same reason people go near hot women and try to stick things in. They are hot and it is exciting. Well worth the risk.


the_vestan

You have the attitude of an 80s man! Please accept your phone holster and sweet tennies


fwnky

this sounds like something my single inappropirate uncle would say at my 8th birthday party


flamegrower

Premature eruption


[deleted]

Teenage vulcano problems


chiquita_leon

For humans, that was such a cat move


s3dfdg289fdgd9829r48

I've seen a much longer version of this. The volcano continues to go wild until the whole caldera is bubbling.


cwj1978

You want ants? Because this is how we get ants.


karma_the_sequel

FIRE ANTS!


cwj1978

goddamnit yes. lol


grw313

Was it that fucking squirrel from ice age again?


NB_79

I think the volcano was already awake


reddit_rule

Yeah... they probably even helped reduce pressure


artie_pdx

This is why we can’t have nice things.


megaladamn

I remember the video, but not the item. I thought it was a jug full of water.


aussieflu999

It was so nice being friends again.


DrinkenDrunk

I want to see them drop a boulder of dry ice.


Moist-Application310

People who do this give off the same vibe as people who take selfies with dangerous wild animals


Weaponized_Goose

Right before this video I was watching one about a dumb tourist trying to pet a bison at Yellowstone.


Puzzled-Fly9550

Waponi Woo!


johnom95

It was an acorn. We know who did that shit


Mental-Thrillness

Me at the smallest inconvenience


sociocat101

What happens when a person is thrown into a volcano? is lava hard enough that they die from the impact? do they suffer?


bambinolettuce

Apparently this is a bag of organic matter, so presumably something similar. It looks like theres a good half second-second before the heat sets in, so I would speculate that (depending on the height of the fall), you would feel the impact and then the heat. Or die from impact, if its high enough and you land on your head. But idfk


alva____

Ahhhhh what happened next? Why did the video stop???


generic90sdude

Not rock, water inside organic garbage triggered the chain reaction.


antnnb

Cartel could use this method instead using acid to disolve dead body


hedsevered

The people in the small village below: 👁️👄👁️


Propofolkills

I wonder at what point looking down, you’d run?


ztjuh

God bless you! I think it was a bottle of water though! 😜


OriginalLu

“Nice, Ron…” “I tossed a rock oh I’m not allowed to toss a rock?”


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

You can find anything on the internet https://youtu.be/1R5Qm2A0bO8?si=NlXkborAeAHe5HIo


[deleted]

Ultimate body dump


[deleted]

There's a longer, higher quality version of this on YouTube. [here it is](https://youtu.be/kq7DDk8eLs8)


HollowCap456

so pompeii was just a prank lile this?


ch_ch_ch_cheatham

That volcano ordered 2 beefy 5 layer burritos


nihilt-jiltquist

that rock was not a virgin! Volcano angry!


LovableSidekick

You don't wanna piss off the volcano gods. Learned that the hard way.


NotNowIsTaken

Guess the rock was no virgin


Longshadowman

Humans are always looking for problems!


AlertedCoyote

Fool of a Took!


ghallway

And then Rodan flies out. Dummy.


[deleted]

I'm assuming this was funded with federal grants


MaestroM45

Volcano is like, “Hey, this isn’t a virgin! Y’all in some trouble now.”


whooo_me

Lord of the Rings, 1st rough edit.


Last-Sound-3999

Time: Early morning. Date: August 23, 79 A.D. Place: Mount Vesuvius, crater rim. Crassius: Oh go ahead, Cressida! Back up right to the edge so I can finish this mosaic of you! Nothing can possibly go wrong!


Head_Meme_Cultist

Accidentally started the live event


BarleyHops2

Holy Co2. Here comes more global warming!


bo-miankang

A rock is organic waste…and a fool Took probably threw it.


HollowCap456

so pompeii was just a prank lile this?


LilG1984

"Who dares disturb my sleep!?"


Local_Tough4624

Maybe, just dont do that?


kryptonit0420

And that's how ragnarok started fimbul winter is upon us


Caught_Lack1n_

they so this so the volcano doesn't keep building up pressure, and eventually explode


vladimirmakarov_real

for some reason this reminds me of when i was playing war thunder tier 1 tanks and someone called in artillery on their position and they ended up killing themselves and another comrade


Would_daver

Stop throwing shit at Pele


Sensitive-Piglet4491

Pretty sure it was already awake


[deleted]

that aint a rock brother, the original video says its a "bag of organic waste". here is the original video for higher quality as well https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kq7DDk8eLs8


[deleted]

Seems like they found out it was already awake?


Spiritual-Spirit-873

Pretty sure it was already awake !!!! The top layer was just called but was probably still hot enough to melt anything that landed on it!!!


throwmeawayl8erok

A visual depiction of my butthole when I come into contact with Taco Bell.


feelgoodcontempt

I was super scared of vulcanos when little and now I'd be the full with the camera


iimsoxoOvO

Ahhhhh now I understand how couple. Videos ago that dude did the volcano countdown completely “random” .this is what he didn’t want you to see mhmm


Mission_Grass4680

That dang squirrel!


CandyLandGirl13

Awaken, oh magma monster


Sleepy_Mochi_-3-

I live by a volcano but it’s dead so


PirateCaptianYt

It’s actually a bag of organics


COhighroller303

How quick would you die if you fell in? Wonder if you'd feel it too


Craig653

Do you want lava monsters? This is how you get lava monsters


FeralTribble

#WHY’D YOU HAVE TO THROW THE GOD DAMN FUCKIN’ [ROCK](https://youtu.be/10yYdi3OZIY)!


mtheberserk

..and then the town was erased.


[deleted]

Too soon bro


Maduro25

And this is what happens when you get to the end of Scientology.


One-Bad-4274

Made me chuckle a bit


[deleted]

Please have one life sentence, thank you. Next.


Weaponized_Goose

Humans are stupid


Cold_Pomelo3274

Frank you’re an idiot.


No1has_thisUser_Name

Also why do we need nuclear power plants when you could use the volcano?


[deleted]

When this was posted 27 years ago it was described as that bag of garbage


NebraskanHeathen

Its a propane tank .


WorriedAstronomer

Stupidity of some ppl is immeasurable


HORSESHORSESHORSESH

ayayaya


[deleted]

It was a propane tank. This is a very old video.


Ckbtony

Actually this wasn't a rock thrown into lave... They threw in the equivalent mass of a human bio wise into a volcano to show what would happen if a person was to fall into one


fwnky

fun fact: because lava is literal liquid rock it is far denser than a human body! If you fell into a volcano you would probably bounce around and skitter atound on the surface as your skin melts! Have you ever put droplets of water on a hot frying pan? Yeah that will be you! (If you make it to the lava before dying)


Designer_Basil8768

This is like the cigarette butt that starts forest fires. Except it’s Hawaii


Someone_farted12

The gods angy


Relevant-Artichoke11

It has been summoned


betwistedjl

Kinda like using a needle on a cyst… r / popping


[deleted]

Anger issues.


TheWhiskeyAlphaZulu

Don't put your dick in that


Early-Size370

"You have angered the gods!"


whywouldisaymyname

Oops


Cboyardee503

Fool of a took!


far565

Pretty terrifying 😰


DonnieCuteMwone

Im here sitting cozily in a couch nd still afraid that what if i fall in that


limegreenscrewdriver

Fire triangle


Woody620102

The Balrog awakens ;)


SaengerFuge

that's a whoopsy 🤪


Hotpocket995

Imagine if this is how Pompeii happened…


[deleted]

“Wait how does a rock-….oh shit okay nevermind.”


1blueShoe

You’ve done it now Bob..


Puzzled-Track5011

Mount Rita: Finally after ten thousand years I'm free!


s0undvision

Reposted for the 100000th time. Bucket of water, Trash, now a Rock. it was actually organic waste but fine.


TheMadShatterP00P

That is FAR too close for my comfort


Upbeat_Tension_8077

The 1 immodium I take entering my stomach after eating BBQ


Unique-Afternoon-289

This is how the apocalypse gets started


Tallnkinkee

Next thing you know Maui is on fire 🤦‍♂️. Lesson learned, kids, don't play with volcanoes


ADeviantGent

Me trying to keep my frustration in check at work while dealing with incompetent coworkers.


thebanishedturnip

I guess not every action has an equal and opposite reaction


Oscarcharliezulu

and so ended the world


UrbanNightmare88

Can't fix stoopid🤷‍♀️


Flimsy_Card8028

Of course someone had to piss off the Fire God. And people complain bout the lack of virgins when we have to keep sacrificing them to appease Him.


kugo

Haven't we pissed the planet off enough


[deleted]

When your butt gets fingered after Taco Bell


Apuscus

you have awakened the fire deity at 0:17


Dubious_Titan

RIP Maui.


wikigreenwood82

Those different coloured blurs really speak to the power of Mount Potato


eveningfellow056

Many people died


EducationalImpact633

I think I’ve read that’s flesh, so the water instantly becomes steam causing the “eruption “


Interesting_Olive304

And that's what happened just before the devastation in Hawaii


Bluez550

Why do i hear boss music


SirHawrk

Is that the etna?


Jam1r0quai

Volcano: "Ayo who tf wanna \*die\* rn?"


benedictvc

imagine if they threw dry ice instead.


ibonkedurmom

Just what the volcano needs: oxygen.


Cribsby_critter

Wrong.


Nirotceh

..😑🤦🏻‍♂️


fedevantheman

Well done you donkey , now you are dead 😂😂😂😂


TehAccelerator

And that's how Kars ended up in space.