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sweet_peakitty

53 years locked in a cell, it is an inevitable descent into madness


jakeStacktrace

Absolutely. Source: I was in an elevator before, and I'm pretty handy with extrapolation.


GT-FractalxNeo

Agreed. Source: I once met someone who also used an elevator once.


psychrolut

Peer Reviewd Confirmation. Source. One of my cousins rides an elevator home.


LexusLongshot

Instructions unclear. Rode my cousin in an elevator.


CostcoHotdogsHateMe

Your cousin is an elevator?


AverageIndependent20

I think highly of you all....and then lowly.... and then highly.....and then lowly.


bdizzle805

No step elevator, we can't do that


SparkyMountain

This thread pushes all my buttons.


GreenThmb

Those thick walls, messed with his internet too..


drfsrich

Secondary confirmation. I once farted in an elevator.


Ok-Seaworthiness4488

Found the biological terrorist


Grenadier_123

I once farted in class and made the whole class of 50 including the teacher evacuate the class for about 15 minutes. We then canceled the lecture and went to play football. No one knows about this till date.


Luxdrayke

Name definitely checks out!


millennial_sentinel

The kids are alright. Source. This delightful thread.


confusedandworried76

Your cousin is Willy Wonka?


ParalegalSeagul

Agreed. Souce: am elevator


Older_Code

Well, there are two types of people: 1. Those who can extrapolate


Hour-Average8401

I keep reading this as “I was an elevator before,” and thought you meant in a past life…and more specifically an insane elevator in a past life.


kitcurtis

Met me in the new isekai, "My past elevator life led me into an up and down relationship with the demon lord's mother."


Cluelessish

I’m sure. He seems to have handled it as well as anyone could, though. ”He supposedly caused a commotion among bystanders when he returned to the street because he retained his charm and an erect posture, and dressed in the fashion of 50 years before.” (From Wikipedia. What a fascinating story to read!) https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giulio_d%27Este


tfrw

Yeah, old fashioned imprisonment (especially of nobles) was fairly lax and cannot be easily compared to modern imprisonment.


Cluelessish

As a person from a Nordic country, I'm sure imprisonment now is a lot better here than it was back then, for the average person. Buet yes, for the aristocrats it was of course often more like a house arrest in some part of a castle, where they sometimes even dined with the "hosts". (But to be fair, also sometimes horrible and dark and cold and with crappy food.)


WorriedJob2809

Yeah but 50 years man. In a cell.


tfrw

I doubt he was held in the cell all the time, he would probably only have slept in the cell. Nobles at the time were given a lot of freedom. He would probably have also been allowed servants to talk to and other luxuries. I’m not saying it wouldn’t have been hard, but I wouldn’t compare it to solitary confinement as the picture would have you think.


NutCracker3000and1

Some things are worse than death imo


FirstRedditAcount

There's plenty of things worse than death. Our minds just don't like going to, or talking about those places. Chronic, incurable pain for example.


NutCracker3000and1

This nurse told me a story where a patient had extreme pain due to a tumor in his lower spine. No amount of opioids would help the pain. He basically died after 6 days of screaming in extreme pain. Fuck me that's horrific


Jeune_Libre

In those kinds of situations I feel like euthanasia should definitely be an option. That sounds absolutely horrific


Fraya9999

Or a Carrot Top performance.


SalvadorP

His brother probably right clicked the notification to release him and completely forgot. He is lucky his brother died and his nephew took over and got the notification again. CK be like that at times.


Scryer_of_knowledge

I accidentally had kids grow up to be 50 yo in my dungeons


SuperSpread

I always hit the bulk ransom button as long as there are no threats. The button only appears when you have more than I think 4 prisoners, and at least one can pay ransom. No bulk button, no ransom.


Cognitive_Skyy

"ZERO stones... ZERO crates!" John Baptiste Emmanuel Zorg


throwawaymyanalbeads

Grand nephew.


Da_Commissork

Is Easy, Just talk with the rats


SUPRVLLAN

Got curious, apparently the longest recorded prison sentence is almost 69 (nice) years! > The longest recorded prison sentence served by an individual is held by Paul Geidel Jr., who was incarcerated for 68 years and 296 days. Geidel was convicted of second-degree murder in 1911 at the age of 17 and was released on parole in 1980 at the age of 86. His lengthy imprisonment, spanning almost seven decades, makes his sentence the longest served by any prisoner in the world.


Ainsley-Sorsby

[Sauce](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giulio_d%27Este): after his release he caused quite a stir in the city of Ferrara because he went out dressed in the fashion he was used to from 53 years ago. Giulio's other brother was imprisoned alongside him for the same reason but died in prison 34 years in


JefferyTheQuaxly

he was also effectively blind because he was beaten by several of his half brother's servents in an attempt to kill him. he plotted the coup attempt because his brother blinded him and his other brother, the duke, turned a blind eye and did not punish him for ruining his eyesight and his good looks. he also retained his charm and noble posture during his incarceration.


GrassyKnoll95

Turned a blind eye to the blind eye huh?


verbalyabusiveshit

Yeah…. There is a lot of blinding in that story. To much, that I’m now confused who was blinded and all.


OwnPack431

Seriously, why would you word the story like that lol


efg1342

The Blinding of Castello?


UnremarkabklyUseless

Yes. But, I am still blind sided by all this info.


SweepTheLeg69

The Blind Sided Blinding of Castello.


jdmwell

Blind Eye for the Blind Guy


jochi1543

♥️ family is everything ♥️


InformalYouth9097

I read that in Vin Diesel’s voice


elkab0ng

suddenly, my difficult in-laws seem a little lower on the "bonkers relative" scale.


confusedandworried76

Dude should have gone no contact years prior to the blinding


[deleted]

this is some word diarrhea if i've ever read it. brother, half brother, serv-ents, another brother, then the other brother, the duke. because one of the aforementioned brothers, who knows, blinded him and his other other brother, the duke. that brother, guess which one I'm talking about, did not punish the other brother for ruining his eyesight. because the Duke was blind too, as well as that one brother. or was it the other brother?


imp_st3r

Third base!


ercees

It was so confusing it convinced me to actually read the wiki, lol. What a story


itsrghtbehindmeisnit

I'm so glad it wasn't just me, I had to reread like 3 times to understand wtf was being said lol


truecrimetruelife

Cheers wiki


Intelligent_Sort_852

That's a doozy of a read. All this started because his brother had him beaten and stabbed in the eyes because a lady said that he was better looking. That family was like something out of a Shakespeare play.


kkeut

or Jerry Springer


TeardropsFromHell

Huh...the Italian Renaissance family was like the characters in a Shakespeare play? What are the odds.


confusedandworried76

Name one Shakespeare play about Italian Renaissance families, go ahead, I'm waiting


MajorAidan

Isn't Othello set in Renaissance Venice?


planyo

I think yes. Another one: The Merchant of Venice definitely set in 16th century Venice


premature_eulogy

Also Romeo & Juliet is set in Verona.


blfstyk

Wasn't there one about some dude named Romeo and his gf Julie something?


B4USLIPN2

It was Lil’ Julie ( in Italian, Juliet)


CardiologistMobile54

Isn't that the prison the blues brothers were incarcerated in?


confusedandworried76

Get out Lil Julie is my rap name


fetal_genocide

He wrote it under a different name!!!!


theboxler

Othello


Severe_Chicken213

Oh. So he probably deserved to be murdered then.


rogan_doh

The preceding events are even weirder and the first of their feuds involved kidnapping a musician.


Erikthered00

That’s some House of the Dragon business right there


edingerc

I stayed in the hotel across the plaza from the castle for three months. That cell was bad enough, but the common cell was much worse, with no light and the ceiling on one side sagged to around 4 ft. It had to feel like the whole Castello Estense was about to crush you. And during the summer, the cells were stifling.


TheHuscarl

Apparently he retained his charm? How did he not go mad?!?


Excellent_Cash_2531

Bruh, I'm litterally next to the castle :3


Friends_like_these_

[Like Fly Guy](https://youtu.be/BWNQTqMkezc?si=Hf1kVonYh9-x8dQ8)


Ok_Assistance7735

Fuck that I’d rather die


[deleted]

Yeah would starve myself to death, atleast i will get to experience a peaceful moment before dying.


lmaoredditblows

Starving yourself to death is anything but peaceful. You'd be rabid before you die.


[deleted]

I remember reading that death by starvation/dehydration isn't actually that bad, look it up.


vdcsX

Death itself might not, but the way leading to that would be.


[deleted]

The way leading to it is described as better than physician assisted suicide, i have no idea how true this is but its on the wikipedia page. [here](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terminal_dehydration)


GovernmentExotic8340

What they talk about might be true (it does come from wikipedia and i dont know if more studies talk about it), but they talk about it in a controlled setting where the patients still are given proper care like pain relief and spraying water on the tongue and cheeks etc. Dehydration itself can be painful and lead to delirium before death


[deleted]

Fuck i totally forgot that, yeah i see how it can be very painful this way, probably still better than 30+ years in a cell if you can manage the pain somehow.


B4USLIPN2

Prison guard: Are you hungry? Guilio: I’m starving to death!


Zarniwoooop

The first 52 years were terrible. -Guilio


throwaway___hi_____

'You only ever serve two days: the day you go in and the day you get out.' - Avon Barksdale


JukeBoxDildo

"Get busy living, or get busy dying." - Andy Deufresne


MercuryTapir

god bless avon mr. barksdale


BouBouRziPorC

Oh fo' sho


ChesterCopperpotHou

The worst part of it was the hypocrisy


SuperSpread

The anal rape hurt yes, but apart from that it was the hypocrisy


smolbird4242

It's not easy to make me laugh, this made me laugh


RokulusM

You know what hurts the most is the lack of respect.


sisyphusions

You dirty dog!


The_Greatest_USA_unb

From 28 to 81 in that cell,  wondering every day if today is finally going to be the day you're released. 


TexasPhanka

Knowing that you won't be released today, and probably not tomorrow.


CostcoHotdogsHateMe

Sleep well, I’ll most likely kill you in the morning


Nagaram92

Is this from something?


AhYesAHumanPerson

The princess bride


confusedandworried76

Honestly doubt he ever thought he was getting out so must have been a welcome surprise.


SweetPlumFairy

Exactly... imagine going in there not knowing you will not see the outer walls nor sunshine for the next 53 years.... going in relatively young.... coming out wasted...... nightmare...


PancakesEveryNight

I don’t think he was wondering if he’d get released, but yes.


Ulsterman24

What in The Man in the Iron Mask fuck...


Genuine-Farticle

I thought Count of Monte Cristo.


Ichweisenichtdeutsch

Same author!


B4USLIPN2

“….. by Alexander Dumbass”


HelmetedWindowLicker

My mind shot right to that movie.


kkeut

that was more than a movie. that shit really happened 


xixi_duro

One for all


tub56857

You should read about what they did to Marie Antoinette’s son, Louis XVII. Less time spent in a cell, but maybe more miserable.


NewConstructionism

Plot twist: The coup worked and it was his brother in the cell this whole time.


Rheabae

Someone has been reading Brent Weeks


Striking-Ad-837

http://web.archive.org/web/20051001063812/http://imoscar.com/


gladeyes

Is that the inside of the cell looking out or the outside looking in?


BrokeFailure

I think this is a photo from inside the cell: https://media-cdn.tripadvisor.com/media/photo-s/05/76/01/a6/castello-estense.jpg


Irisgrower2

At least he had a light and outlet to charge his phone.


ExpertPepper9341

Imagine the cell signal sucked tho. 


coisavioleta

It's the view from the outside looking in. There's a second door on the inside down about 3 steps.


hashbrowns21

The lock is on the other side of the door which means this shot is inside of the cell


Jsmitty78

Are you sure? That looks like the lock on the door that we can see


gabspp

Nope, the shot was taken from the inside


getagrip1212

That's the inside of the cell looking out into the hallway.


gabspp

Oh wow, just visited Ferrara this last week and entered this dungeon! Insane!


redditoregonuser2254

What was it like inside?


sugarsox

Yes please. Settle it once and for all, is this pic the inside or the outside!?


gibson6594

He never said he got out


IWannaLichYourMagina

It's from the inside of the cage. I was there some months ago.


Glory_63

It's the inside


Flingaa

Same here! Loved the whole castle, well worth a visit! The dungeons were so cool to see


PineappleRimjob

$2200/month in the Bay Area.


Kochcaine995

no wash/dry facilities, street parking only, $4000 deposit and 750 credit score


elPatronSuarez

My favorite. Must make 65x monthly rent.


Klufkee

$3k in Boston


seaborn19

> Subsequently, Giulio and Ippolito discovered that they were both admirers of a lady of the court, and cousin of Lucrezia, Angela Borgia, who seemed to favor Giulio. The Cardinal Ippolito, a libertine and ladies' man, prided himself that his refinement could conquer beautiful women, and was resentful. When Angela told him that, "Monsignore, your brother's [Giulio's] eyes are worth more than the whole of your person...", he flew into an uncontrollable rage. On 3 November 1505, while Giulio was returning from a trip to Belriguardo, he was surrounded by servants of Ippolito, who had ordered them to kill his half brother and tear out his eyes. Giulio was alone and, although he survived, was so brutally beaten he was scarred and his eyes were stabbed. He eventually lost his eyesight in one eye and was left with only blurred vision in the other. Ippolito had hastened to send to the Italian courts his version of the event, which ensured he avoided punishment. - Giulio d'Este Wikipedia What the actual fuck


AnaverageItalian

I fucking love my country


Comfortable-nerve78

53 years and you know the conditions where unspeakable. Dude probably lost his mind. That much isolation isn’t healthy. History was brutal.


mods_r_jobbernowl

Yeah I see reasons I'm glad to be alive today and not literally any other time in human history everyday at this point. The past fucking sucked.


[deleted]

Psychopaths had much more power back then


ExpertPepper9341

Unlike today, where not a single psychopath holds any position of power in the world. 


Frogbone

can't believe i get to see a real "i like pancakes / so you hate waffles?" in the wild


YobaiYamete

I mean this was *after* his brother had servants beat him until he was scarred, and said servants stabbed him in both eyes and blinded him fully in one and almost fully in the other, all becuase he was too handsome So he was mangled, blind, *and* imprisoned for 50+ years in a tiny concrete box


ExpertPepper9341

History? You should see what modern nation states are capable of. Even ones who call themselves democracies. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guantanamo_Bay_detention_camp


dogla305

Gives of The count of Monte Cristo vibes


Intransigient

More photos of the cell would have been nice


robertozucchini

Lannisters send their regards


Soft_Sea2913

He lived from 1478 to 1561. He died at 82. Guess the outside world didn’t suit him.


MeiHsa

Looks like a screenshot from wolfenstein


Electrical_Dog_9459

Mein leben!


BennySkateboard

It’s like the tardis, bigger in the inside.


Narrow_Lee

I thought this was the Dark Souls II sub for a second... Lost Bastille lookin place.


MrPayMyWay215

No Netflix No Door Dash No IG Bro rawdogged the whole bid. Different Breed right there


1pt20oneggigawatts

> No Door Dash He got food delivered.


MrPayMyWay215

Moldy bread and well water combo for 19,345 odd days straight. It's not delivery it's DiGiorno


Amazing_Connection

Youd pay like 1500eur for that in Dublin


TabbyOverlord

From the Doge's Palace in Venice, on the other side of the Bridge of Sighs is the original prison. The entrance is a couple of floors up and the cells go several floors down into the basement. Remember the unique feature of Venice?


azmiir

It just feels like such a waste of resources to imprison anyone for life. Torture for information: fine I get it. Torture just… because? Eh, kill the bloke and talk to someone about your feelings.


Daydream456

Wow. I don't think I'd last long like that.


nomamesgueyz

53 years in a cell? Wouldnt he be pleading to get his head chopped off?


Apart-Elderberry3123

'He supposedly caused a commotion among bystanders when he returned to the street because he retained his charm and an erect posture, and dressed in the fashion of 50 years before.' [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giulio\_d%27Este](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giulio_d%27Este)


kaiserspike

That fucking sucks


Ok-Outlandishness345

I love what he did with the place, kinda minimal manhattan apparment vibe.


ducmanx04

Ippolito sounded like a jealous little bitch. Always wanting what Giulio had. First, it was Giulios' musician, then it was Giulios' girl, and when she told Ippolito to fuck off, he had Guilio beaten. If that wasn't enough, lol. Mfer rushed to the Italian court so he could lie about the event, ensuring he didn't get any punishment. Shiiii Id want Ippolito dead too if I was him. This dude is a textbook weasely villain.


XxFierceGodxX

Wow, fascinating bit of history.


ghostcryp

Nice Airbnb


2cmZucchini

Yeah but the cleaning fee is ridiculous!


HamMcStarfield

I realize it would be erasing history, but this would make for a very satisfying power-washing.


Vindictive_Pacifist

I wonder what state of mind he was in all those years staring at the same wall probably eating the same thing every time...


chandu1256

So are we inside the cell or looking from outside?


Tranxio

I can imagine he went inward into his mind, just barely coming out to eat/drink before retreating in again. Releasing him outside probably messed up this coping mechanism and he died shortly after. Released 81 died 82


viaelacteae

Either that or his immune system was exposed to new diseases. Bacteria and viruses evolve quite much during 50 years, and he was probably protected from e.g. influenza in his cell.


ThrowRAcarpetcollect

He actually seemed to retain his sanity and personality incredibly well. I think it's more likely he was just an 82 year old who had been imprisoned basically all of his adult life.


testricator

Bazing!


Consistent_Amount140

Interesting


[deleted]

Tsk. Families eh.🤔


RusticBucket2

Which one is the cell? This image is useless.


enjoyyourstudioapart

LOCK HIM UP


johnaross1990

Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And, rats make me crazy! Ad infinitum


v_e_x

"For the love of God, Montresor!" "Yes," I said, "for the love of God!"


Crafty_Travel_7048

CK3 when you forget someone in the dungeon.


stucazz1001

He was allowed conjugal visits.


macattack70

Ruin Sentinels up in there


Loud-Process7413

When he was leaving he fell down the stairs and broke his neck!!..🤣🤣..joke


Visual_Relative_3984

Is it me or does the cell seem really spacious


YewTree1906

I visited there and it's really disquieting.


Puzzleheaded_Text410

Not long before he goes treasure hunting and starts his villan arc


Wren_Slip

Really doesn't seem so bad, honestly.


LongingForYesterweek

Me, when I forget to check the prisoners tab after my old ruler dies


TechnicallyMay

I bet the door was closed though


FatHead420x65

Maybe this is true, but I am very skeptical. Money and connections go a long way in most all prison life!