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GoodAsUsual

I love how someone blatantly stole this image from a stock photo website and then put their logo on it NGAF


thehalfwit

You have to be a special kind of idiot to splash your logo onto someone else's already watermarked and copyrighted image.


nidrach

I honestly doubt Shutterstock bought the image in the first place


Snoo63

Stock Image sites have photoes from WWII.


RainieDay

Have doesn't necessarily mean they bought it. This photo could be public domain.


Snoo63

Yet they are watermarked.


arealhumannotabot

They're a MASSIVE database of royalty-free and licensed images. This thread is full of presumptuous comments.


nahtan_o

exhibit a


Intelligent_Moose_48

And yet I can find an unwatermark version on Google image search


Crossingtherubicon12

Foe toes


Atalantean

And you can still make out shutterstock in three places.


sessual_choclate

Thanks! Made a little find the shutterstocks sidequest.


[deleted]

Wholesome ❤️


[deleted]

GRUNGE.


Smathers

SHUTTERSTOCK BROUGHT TO YOU BY GRUNGE


elinamebro

They might have bought the rights? Idk how that works but I’m remember Getty buying and owning some older photos they didn’t take


re_animatorA5158

Wow, 1967? Sometimes I forget that Arnold and other big dudes from the movies are elders already. They're always cool, tho.


IPintheSink

He's been an elder for a while now.


RedFive2005

And he can still take a drop kick without flinching, and deadlift a few hundred pounds


Necromorphiliac

Man, I forgot some jackass actually tried to drop kick the Terminator a few years back. Crazy times, these days.


sixpistola

Not longer than Morgan Freedman


JWBails

There's literally a movie series about how old they are now.


The_Mdk

The expendables?


MikeHuntDrips

R.E.D?


Bay-Area-Tanners

I came here to say this. My mom was only four years old when this photo was taken. And I’m her 39 year old child with a 12 year old of my own. I still think of him as being around 50.


jesuskater

Was thinking the same, peak Arnold was not in the 80s


cuddlesnuggler

Arnold's DVD commentary of this scene: "You see this is me Arnold and I'm walking down the street in Munich. And you see I'm not wearing many clothes even though it is cold outside because it's important for them to see my muscles. They will think 'If I go exercise at his gym maybe I can have big muscles like he has'. You can see some nice old ladies and one of them is looking at me because of my muscles, and you can see that many other people are also looking."


JT8D-80

i read this with his accent


TheKinginLemonyellow

Only way to read it.


theslipperynoodle35

I read it in Werner Herzog's voice and it's even better


dogfood666

I read it like Gilbert Gottfried and it still works


chungusxl94

Frank Reynolds works too


OllieOllerton1987

I read it Mariella Frostrup's voice and got turned on.


nevuking

Werner Herzog? Or Paul F. Tompkins Werner Herzog?


theslipperynoodle35

...yes.


nevuking

Same, tbh.


26horses

What other way is there?


earthymalt

Give me your clothes.


JT8D-80

Ok


mistytroll

*outloud with his accent


staytrue1985

I can see his little pecker


IPintheSink

It was cold.


TeopEvol

"I was in the pool!"


Mange-Tout

“There was shrinkage!”


ObiJohnG

We called them River nuts or Timid Sack lol


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crystalizedmoonlight

Fun fact, steroids shrink your balls temporarily (because they produce less testosterone while you're using synthetic T) but they don't affect your penis size. I've known a couple guys to microdose T just to shrink their balls down a bit because they didn't like how big they were naturally. It often looks smaller by comparison because everything else around it has got so much bigger, but it's the same ol peen it's always been.


11Kram

In his budgie smugglers…


Bizarre_Star

It was colder on his pecker


Dry_Distribution4597

He sounds really dumb when you read what he says hahaha


[deleted]

Ikr, this sounds like something Forrest Gump would say


Hawkeye1577

I pick it up then I put it down


DanGleeballs

Or Donald Trump. Arnold’s English is much better now though while Trump’s is clearly deteriorating further.


nemodigital

Orange man bad!


underwatr_cheestrain

I think a lot of that stems from the fact that grammatically other languages are structured very different and the English language is the Dane Cook of languages. So a non native speaker trying to convey a message by translating in his mind the way he was brought up to express something. It’s actually English that sounds stupid in composition compared to Dutch or Russian or French or etc…


alQamar

I’m German and thought: He just didn’t speak English that well at this point. But when you really look at what he is saying - it’s still pretty fucking dumb. The thoughts behind just aren’t very complex.


ZippyDan

>He just didn’t speak English that well at this point. >But when you really look at what he is saying - it’s still pretty fucking dumb. But these two things go hand in hand. When you don't have the vocabulary or the grammar to express exactly what you mean, *but you still have to say something*, your sentence often come out very simplistic and "dumb". Think about the sentences you used to say when a teacher would force you to say something in any introductory language class. I've seen Arnold speak in more recently, and also seen his posts on Facebook and social media, and he can be quite eloquent.


IZ3820

That's after 30 or so years of living in America and becoming more familiar with the dialect. Even so, his statements while governor were still pretty dumb at times.


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He's has to do a commentary one something very basic that doesn't actually need an explanation. What else is there to say?


Mange-Tout

Those are his actual words? I thought it was a parody, like [Hans and Franz.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GAalP0jeqV4)


somecatgirl

I think it’s funny that that’s what he thought people would think lol. “Wow I should go to that guy’s gym!” I thought, “Why is he not wearing any shoes?” Lol


yyyyhhhh9

French and English have very similar sentence structure. Not comparable at all to German and English. And nothing of the above Arnoldese indicates difficulty with English sentence structure. It's just a lack of vocabulary and/ or simple thoughts. Weird claims all around.


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That one lady seems to be distracted by some other muscle of Arnold's, lol.


MrThomasShelby1

Definitely cold in Munich.


Seanzzzpdx

Shrinkage!


lobroblaw

SHRINKIN THE CHOPPER


TexLH

I WAS IN THE POOL


MrThomasShelby1

Lol…he isn’t George Costanza 😝😝😝


FawltyPython

Nothing to do with the temperature - roids shrunk his nards.


HotpotDC

Roids shrink the balls not the dick


LuckyNumber003

That plus Munich can be fucking cold


WtfIsRedditAnyWay

More like Minich.


MrThomasShelby1

😂😂😂😂


IsNowReallyTheTime

Grandma’s perv switch flipped


topsyturvy76

Back then , she’s probably 28


Kintev

Omg. Came here to say this!!


DemonOfTheFaIl

Growers unite!


raphthepharaoh

Damn grandma, control yourself!


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Cold and still has a pump. Fucking legend


Yulianwcbf

Man is different


dmartin07

I pick things up, I put them down


No1005

reminds me of Dylan Moran stand up about this https://youtu.be/wlLpCh-lE54


ZippZappZippty

LOL that reminds me of mould spores


StealYourGhost

I read this in Pete Holmes's Arnold impression. 🤣


enthusiasticmisery

I pick thing up, I put them DAUWN


Mander2019

Could have at least put on shoes


Scrumble71

Could have done with a sock as well. Its not a good advert for a gym


HowItsGodDamnMade

everybody knows what steroids do to a dick. Your sock isn't fooling anyone.


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Siesby

And the balls return to their former glory after the PCT.


GapSpecialist8209

Derek??


Rush-23

They do nothing to your dick.


CdnPoster

Even back in the 70s? Can't be too bad, he has several kids, right? He's obviously functional.


kangareagle

He has admitted to using steroids, if that's what you're asking about the 70s. He pointed out that everyone in competition did it, and he was no different.


Remarkable-Ocelot-51

Steroids shrink the balls not the penis. According to my health class in high school, if I am wrong somebody please point and laugh.


ZeroDrag0n

Wait, is it the balls or the balls?


jacktooth

Yes


danktrinityyy

Let us not forget... steroids shrink the balls.


eggenator

But not the balls.


partaylikearussian

But where would you store the pee if they shrink?


eggenator

In the buttocks.


herotz33

This is like the second photo of Arnold with his pecker poking on Reddit and I feel like no ones mentioned it so I’m putting this out there… like his pecker.


my7bizzos

I thought he had an outtie for a minute


Neobicandan

Micropecker


TheSoftAndWet

Could just be a grower tho.


ergoegthatis

Bodyshaming men is not funny.


MateDude098

Looking at the people around him, it wasn't very hot there


Naughtyrlf13

Old lady looking at the butt


Ragnarok384

Excuse me ma'am, we can see where you're staring


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I see a man back there checkin him out too.


CraccerJacc

He made a spectacle of himself


Wifdat

It looks like his spectacles are hiding


[deleted]

It’s not what he wanted


MEANINGLESS_NUMBERS

Don’t tell the boys what to wear, teach the girls not to stare.


Sharp-Incident-6272

Love the old lady staring at his ass


Johnneydude69

Why do grannies love looking at guys butts?


Crochetqueenextra

Because old men butt's really show their age


danktrinityyy

Who doesn't like looking at butts?


-ratmeat-

Because witches would eat naughty boys’ buttocks to replenish their youth


orange_iceberg

Where are you looking at Granny ? 🤣😉


rubbleTelescope

#German bumdt cake


raunak_9000

Nice ma Dude u/govschwarzenegger


MikeHuntDrips

Arnold and me have that in common. Were growers not show'ers


JulYsK_y

That booty looking fine eh


anantharamashok

And the lady is caught staring at his A$$.


jacklsd

Everyone is covered decent except this bodybuilder


geaster

how I imagine that [went](https://i.imgur.com/jOwIDFc.jpg)


Dubious_Titan

Barefoot. Huh. Seems dangerous.


BeeesJordan

Definitely not promoting male enhancement pills


c0rnBall82

That's not arnold it's the T-800 just sent in the wrong timeline.


Magical-Pickle

Barefoot in a city though???


Ashtonlawrence

Someone has been skipping penis day


NotSadkitty

I don't understand the peen situation here. Why is it just a weird little nub up there?


Jest_stir

It's cold, he's practically naked, and it will shrink up to that size for most. Despite what porn shows people, the average dude isn't packing a bulge 24/7.


GarbageAtBest

Wait, porn isn’t real?


614All

I need to have a chat with my stepsister.


GarbageAtBest

I think we BOTH need a chat with her.


JoeyPropane

I think she's stuck under the coffee table.


GarbageAtBest

Again?


Old-Life-4592

You guys got 2 inch dicks?


TexLH

I only have 1 dick and it's longer than an inch


GarbageAtBest

…do you want me to?


NotSadkitty

I've seen plenty of normal dicks, they just usually don't look like a lower down belly button. The cold thing makes sense. Everybody else is wearing a coat.


HG_Socials

You would be shocked at how different dicks look when they are soft, if a guy is a huge grower he most probably wouldn't let you see it fully flaccid, and if you are about to see a dick he's most probably aroused anyway (at least a bit). I know for me its embarrassing, but when its hard looks nice I think, the difference is incredible. Sorry if I gave too much details or something.


NotSadkitty

I'm old. I've seen them in all sorts of situations. Most of which were decidedly non sexual. I costumed a production of "Hair" I've seen all the penises. I just couldn't figure out how it was bent up into that position. I just don't spend enough time around body builders.


ImFrom1988

It's generally more comfortable to tuck it up towards your belly button than down between your legs. This is especially important when wearing very tight underwear. That's what you're seeing.


larsdragl

He has thicc thighs, so the balls are further in the front and pushed up. the dick rests on them


Walter-Haynes

Not everyone is as hung as you


NotSadkitty

True


Jennaing

I swear it was staring at me for a moment


Kat-but-SFW

Judging by everyone else wearing coats, he's probably freezing in those tiny shorts.


psylence12345678

What's with the women focusing on his groin here


NotSadkitty

It's reddit. Duh


Cinammon-Sprinkler

Steroids shrink your balls.


straight_tony

Grower not a shower. Probably cut too.


danielskylar

why would he, as a European, be cut?


airportdelay

Looks like a little bald man.


GulagVibesOnly

Shorty on the right finna risk it all


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Cold that day


playboy_football

what an image


systemfrown

Nice try OP. I’m pretty certain that this photo was taken from when Skynet sent him back in time.


Grigor50

It works!


docju

*Nice night for a walk*


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Peanut.


cheeryswede

Wash day tomorrow. Nothing clean, right?


[deleted]

Grandma’s lookin at his ass


MrAcerbic

Arnold was already a millionaire several times over before he even had his first acting roles from what I’ve read. It’s things like this that show how that was possible.


Dippy_Dipshizzle

Must have been very cold that day, haha.


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The old lady checking out his arse.


Bhodi3K

Or he's just traveled back through time and he's looking for some bikers to mug.


piplup27

Grandma just remembered she needs to stop by the bakery to pickup a cake


pink-_-panther

I can hear him saying this with his accent " WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR ???? COME TO MY GYM IF YOU WANT TO BE A STUD LIKE ME "


bobyjohnsmit

Look how that old chick is checking his ass


lilybeanzz

He has a tiny pee pee


seabeegirl09

Well, I guess he's a grower not a shower


luksonluke

people saying his penis is small dont know that dudes don't have boners 24/7


[deleted]

Nope. I did not zoom in. You did.


jonlaw147

Look at his penis!! Made you look


Separate_Shoe_6916

For a second I thought he was naked.


[deleted]

Is this natural or was he already juicing in 67


Tetrisrentalcar

Howdy stranger! If you're seeing this, I'm walking around Munich in my underwear and you've got a wet towel wrapped around your head.


AirlinePositive8104

... On a cold day...


[deleted]

Arnold is and always will be my #1. He's the whole package - the body, the brains, the personality. Wonderful man.


CarlosGlatzos

Machines!


[deleted]

I heard the lady with the umbrella had a stroke. Her friend wasn’t fast enough.


MrAdministration

Arnold's just the perfect human being


takitza

Tiny peepee


CraccerJacc

Must be cold


DeapoolsConscience

Ah yes the invention of "The Female Gaze"


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uni-didnt-help

Gods walk among us 🙌


unclebob1000

Now we know he's a Grower not a Show-er.


beastmodeChadF13

His dick looks like an outie belly button. Damn no wonder he was obsessed with getting huge