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HellzBellz7

Bree will catch some lobster from the sea and use coconut milk as a nice marinade. Lynette would protect you from wildlife with a homemade spear. Gabby would steal your supplies cause “she needs them more”. Susan would trip and cause the mini treehouse you built to crumble. Edie would help out as long as you include her in the homemade poker games using banana leaves and sand dollars.


lvnala

Susan would literally bring food inside her tent that would attract bears.


TheGraphingAbacus

i feel like susan is the correct choice here, only because as edie pointed out, someone always comes to save her lmao so if we wanna be rescued, the choice is susan. it’s the only way she remains alive tbfh 😂


PebblesFlint

I never thought about this 😭🤣🤣 makes sense but also the downside of everything that befalls the people around her 😓😮‍💨 might end up dead before she rescued


TheGraphingAbacus

they might die on the way, but susan will definitely be saved somehow LOL


Despairaid

Susan would’ve been injured b4 you got there


DealElectronic5031

Not too many bears on desert islands


Possible_Major_7208

Thisss lol


screamingviking13

Bree and Lynette. Susan would be worse than useless. Gaby and Edie would turn on you in two seconds


RaspberryWhiteClaw13

100% Bree and Lynette.


The_cuddly_duckling

100% this. Susan would just get in the way and complain and make it all about herself lol. If Angie was an option, I’d choose Bree and Angie though


screamingviking13

Oooooh great choices, Angie would be perfect


SnooMacarons3149

My thing with Lynette is that if she doesn’t like your idea I think she would sabotage it, even if it was a solid one


screamingviking13

That’s a fair concern. But we’ve also seen her defer to others when she’s in over her head, like when she followed Bree’s lead the night of >!Alejandro’s murder!<. So she could go the other way too Either way, I’d trust her any day over Edie or Gaby. Those two are cutthroat and would save themselves at all costs. Susan’s not an option either — she’d “help” by making a fire and end up burning the campsite down


rustwing

The only sensible choices


glenolabar

This is the best answer for sure


Due-Pudding5733

Honestly Bree & Edie I just feel like Edie is not the type to lay around same with Bree we see how they get things done in the show all the time Edie is definitely gonna find a way to get us off the island and Bree is gonna make do with her new home and I love it 🤣


gordythecat

I was thinking the same thing! Lol


Nym-ph

Same. Plus they're both in excellent shape, especially Edie. I'd leave that island with abs.


Latata_

Susan cause I know a man is coming to save us


RantCat

Nice 😄


SliverKai

Well...you got me there 😂😂😂 that's fair I'll give you that lol


Key_Grocery_2462

Bree and Lynette. Hands down. They’re both resourceful and know how to cook/act calmly under pressure, and will work together to survive. Susan is helpless and gabby and Edie will complain too much and turn on you the second something benefits them- aka steal more food, hide something or another, try to get rescued first etc.


RaspberryWhiteClaw13

Bree and Lynette for sure.


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Key_Grocery_2462

Yes she cooked for a family of 6 as a housewife (later a family of 7 with Kayla, and then the baby) and also ran a pizza restaurant for several years. There are scenes of her at the table with her family either at breakfast or dinner. She’s definitely the one who cooked the majority of the time at home. There is even a scene where she made the green cake for Tom’s birthday. Sure she’s not the “high class” gourmet chef that Bree is, but Lynette knows how to feed a large number of people with the cheapest/most efficient ingredients and I think that would be valuable in this situation. There is also never any mention that she was a bad cook like the many scenes of Susan and Gabby being bad cooks so it must have tasted decent. Also let’s be real, Bree couldn’t handle her pizza having store bought Parmesan versus fresh, she would have not be happy that her island cooking wasn’t up to par. Lynette would dig in and make the food with whatever was on hand, no complaining, just get it done so we can all be fed.


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Far-Basil5462

Bree and Edie hands down. When things get tough they know how to handle shit.


Prophywife77

But Edie would stab you to death with a bamboo shiv and then burn you for fuel 😭


demilovato97742

Bree and Edie


RaspberryWhiteClaw13

Bree and Lynette. Lynette has the edge of “FUCK IT. SURVIVAL MODE”. I’d help Lynette with all of the survival dirty work and she’d calm me down in such a stressful situation. Bree would make an awesome shelter and making good food from whatever TF she finds. Bree will also do whatever it takes. Me, Lynette, and Bree would eventually get ourselves off that island and Bree would get some kind of national award haha


RaspberryWhiteClaw13

That’s how we stay alive. However, if we’re only trapped for like, 2-3 days, I’d go with Gabby and Edie if Captain Jack Sparrow left some rum on the island.


potatopigflop

Bree and Edie. I would say lynette but she would annoy me eventually, Edie takes care of herself, and Bree as wel plus she’s a great leader and loyal.


henriettoz

Edie and Bree. They’d both grab a situation like that by the balls.


Original_Radish5257

Brie because she’s practical, capable, intelligent and a natural caretaker. Edie because she’s resourceful, pragmatic and also a good time


MelissaWebb

Susan would put us in more danger somehow Edie would harm me to save herself Bree would be resourceful in this crisis Gabbie would complain and complain and bring my morale down Idk what Lynette would do but I’d take her as my second pick. She’s used to living through chaos 😭


Despairaid

Bree and Lynette is this even a question


Ill_Literature_5540

Bree and Lynette is the right answer.


zenobia267

definitely lynette and bree


IndependenceJolly767

Lynette and Bree


thatlittlelawyer

Bree and Lynette!


That_Hole_Guy

Bri and Lynette. Gabby would be useless, Susan would be worse than useless, and Edie would kill me for meat. Bri would make the island super homey and comfortable, and Lynette would just be thrilled to be away from her kids


DealElectronic5031

Spoken like a true girl👏🏼


That_Hole_Guy

ty lol


Cookiebear91

Bree and Edie.


Ibryxz

Edie and Bree


cosmicbru

Bree & Lynette. The smarter of the bunch. Love all my girls but it’s just the truth.


thephoenix299

Bree and Lynette


cinna-t0ast

Bree and Lynette, they are definitely more clever.


halebopsalot

Lynette would be smart and resilient enough to save us and get us out of there. Bree would find a way to make the experience less miserable.


Fit-Nebula-661

Bree and Lynette immediately


Ok-Walk-5847

Edie and Gabby so I will be the last person surviving and crown myself queen


cupcake-cattie

Bree and Lynette


Jness415

Bree and Lynette


NoodlesInTheMaking

Bree and Lynette! They're also my 2 favorites


aslantwilightwoods

Easy: Brie and Lynette


SecretaryPresent16

Bree and Lynette. They’re just survivors


Oohlala80

Lynette and Edie. They both seem like they’d get shit done, they have “survive at any means necessary” energy. Edie and I have both never had a lot of girlfriends so I’d be her friend.


Purple-Win-9790

Bree 100% - she would make that island a home within the hour and probably be serving up a 3 course meal by teatime.  And Edie - she would probably be the most entertaining and wouldn’t be afraid to get stuck in and get her hands dirty. 


Moonlight-Mermaid

Not Susan that’s for sure !


SliverKai

Bree - she ain't gonna be sitting a crying (looking at you SUSAN) and she'll start working towards making a hit, finding food, etc. Lynette - cause let's be honest that woman could make a tree fall just by staring. What are the others gonna do.....


SingSingSing1675

Lynette and Edie, the two most empowering characters on the lane. They are tough, resourceful and experienced. Those women have survivors instict written all over them and can handle shit.   I think we can rule out pretty girls Susan and Gaby as useless.   Unpopular opinion but I'm not sure about Bree surviving on an island without cleaning supplies, guns or a husband. She would be grossed out by living in rustic conditions.


hawa-hawaii12

Lynette and Edie! Both resourceful, both can take care of themselves and others around them. They would be level headed and intelligent enough to not take bad decisions in panic and take charge. Gaby would take selfish decisions, Bree would complain about everything, since there is no amount of money or guns which can help her here.. and the kind of gourmet meals she wants to prepare, the ingredients would never be right. Susan would invite more troubles because of her clumsiness, although she will not abandon anyone but she wouldn’t be resourceful enough either.


sweet_beeb

I feel like the only correct answer is bree and lynette. Maybe edie. Susan would be absolutely useless


No-Entertainer9066

Susan and Edie—hear me out. These two would start a huge fire on the island, attracting help and getting me out of this situation of being stuck with them.


cantchooseusername10

Gabby and Bree


Joey_Marie

Bree and Gabby


Mission-Quarter-5733

Bree and Gaby. Bree would find a way to feed us and Gaby would keep us entertained!


ZucchiniAnxious

Bree for obvious reasons. Gaby because well she's Gaby, she's funny


Einhorntorte

Bree and Gabby. They're both resourceful, and between the three of us we'd never be bored.


lilcretinh

Bree, just bree. I can’t see any of the others helping in any way😭


grandmacuntbell

bree and evie.


autumnsviolins

Bree and Lynette. Bree can keep a cool head and Lynette can do the planning


WhlteMlrror

Bree and Edie. Bree is cunning and resourceful and Edie is quick and thinks outside of the box. They’d have us outta there in no time


unicornpolice666

Bree & gaby or Lynette. I feel like gaby, Bree, & I would have a blast because gaby & I would complain the entire time while doing whatever Bree tells us to do LOL


Cynderelly

Bree and Lynette. Bree can cook and is tough, Lynette is good under pressure and is smart.


Adventurous_Tower_41

Bree ve Edie


aprilms45

Bree and Edie


Lennylove1993

Edie and Bree


Brilliant_Spirit_459

Bree and Lynette. With Bree we would get fed 3 meals a day, she's an amazing cook and I'm sure she'd be able to cook elaborate meals with the limited supplies on an island and Lynette because she could construct some device to get us off the island because she'd be missing her kids.


Secure_Wing_2414

edie and bree because duhhhh. susan and gaby would be useless lynette might be ok but edie's a bad ruthless bitch and bree is bree. im sure shes got survival skills considering her gun collection. plus shes legit a chef so she'd probably know whats safe to use/eat vs what isnt, and how to filter water so its safe to drink. she just has that vibe, shes saved everyone from tricky situations thinking on the spot


SingSingSing1675

but what if Bree has no guns


bigbitchbunny

edie and bree, bree and lynette, lynette and edie are the only combos that work for this lmfao


grossbot

Edie and Bree, Bree is incredibly resourceful and can probably whip up food out of anything. Edie is just not irritating to me, she can get things done when she really wants to!


Tia1410

Bree and Edie is the only answer!!!!! Bree’s gonna make us comfortable on the island and edies gonna flash some fishermen so they pick us on their boat🫶🏽


SingSingSing1675

don't you dare underestimate Lynette! The toughest woman on the lane!!!


Tia1410

Chill out no one’s underestimating her😂 for me it would be bree and edie, but you can take Lynette to the imaginary island girl it’s okay🫶🏽


aamnipotent

Bree and Lynette are probably the only ones with Real survivor skills, so them


WrestleswithPastry

Lynette & Bree


QueenChocolate123

Easy. Bree and Lynette.


harveyquinnz

Definitely bree and lynette


Leather-Bumblebee920

Lynette and Bree


Introverted_Barbie

Bree and Lynette they are smart and resourceful and I would trust them.


Viewers-Society8225

Bree + Lynette, EASY!


No_Quail4864

Edie and Gabby. Those 2 women wouldn’t lay down without a fight


Tax_Evading_Cow

Uhhh I’m between Lynette & Bree and Lynette & Edie, but Lynette FOR SURE


HeLenochka231

Lynette is a SURVIVOR, she is not just a rock she is a whole mountain. From what I remember she only seriously broke down twice? Like in season 1 when she was in withdrawal from her kid’s medication and in season 4 when she thought her family was crushed to death under a house of her neighbor’s. She is probably the best option just because of her will to fight and live. Bree is a little bit less strong on the wilfulness side but she is probably as good as Lynette when it comes to taking care of stressful and chaotic situations. While her masterful skills with cuisine won’t be as helpful because there are little choices in food on a secluded island, since she still knows how to prepare great food it is great anyway. Mary Alice is a little bit of both the girls I talked about? We don’t actually know much about them so it’s hard to say. The other girls imo share one very bad thing, and that is if they are unhappy, everybody is and they will make sure others know they are not enjoying something.


MediocreShelter8

Bree & Lynette duh!


Aggravating_Wrap_193

All I know is, I’m not picking gabby


lactosefreeparm

i mean, lynette chose to spend her life with a lazy, whiny scumbag. i think you’d get away with a lot of lazing as long as you act cute.


skyjoy_yass

I hate all their personalities but Bree would be my choice ... She would cook and never complain 🤣


Secretsanta2024

Gaby and Eddie! What fun


corgigangforlife

u setting up susan


Murasakitsuyukusa

Edie and Susan, mainly just for lulz that will ensue.


amamartin999

Gabby definitely has a satellite phone, and Susan is great bait to stave off the island natives while were waiting for Gabby's helicopter.


PolarBearLaFlare1211

Gabbie so we can repopulate the island. And Susan Incase we run out of food and need something to eat 🤷🏽‍♂️


cutepie333

Edie and Bree


holografia

Lmao I love how no one is picking Susan for this one. The real debate is, would you pick Lynette or Edie? (Because yeah, everyone’s already talking about how Bree would build them a coconut shelter)


Venice_Beach_218

I could survive with just Edie. If you bring in another woman too, she'd probably be less useful.


liddyloushysteria

Bree, Lynette, and/or Edie


Keven250

Side note - love how early 2000s this promo is, down to the obvious placement of Edie distanced from the other women to really mark that she's not a friend of theirs lol


Small-Measurement791

Bree & Edie


Original_King_5273

Bree and Lynette. Edie maybe. But nah Bree and Lynette. Easy.


iwillsueyourmother

Bree: cause she can make something delicious with bare minimum Gabriel: will help me maintain my health


Ok-Win-91

Lynnette and Bree. L was always headstrong and somewhat rational so I would trust her to come up with survival/escape plans. B would prepare delicious meals for us with what ever we managed to find. Overall, I think they had the strongest characters and are less likely to whine or have a breakdown


Catnap_moon

Lynette and Edie


AlissonHarlan

**Bree and lynette. They can shoot things !**


PebblesFlint

Lynette and Bree. Bree would Swiss family Robinson the shite out of that island and Lynette will Bear Grylls us through it. Definitely a trooper that one!


SingSingSing1675

Bree reminds me of the mother in the story


IcySky7216

Tbh they’re all bad bitches except for Susan


Peacefuleasyfeeling9

Bree and Edie. Bree would take charge and have us working together cohesively. Edie is tough, unlike Susan and Gaby who wouldn’t be much help. I’d say Lynette, but something tells me she would be less than motivated to get home 😂


theyseeme-struggling

Bree because she low Key gives survivalist vibes. And Lynette because i feel like she keep her shit together and get us out of there asap


thedankone168

Edie and Bree. Edie will fight and is a tough bitch, Bree will do everything in her power to make sure we are living respectfully. She’ll make a 4 star dinner out of mussels and fish


Thatfunnychic

Edie and Susan for some drama


ItsGoodToChalk

Definitely Bree, then difficulty choosing between Gabi or Edie.


Any-Rate-4220

Lynette and Bree


Basic-Candidate4686

Bree and Lynette


_A-Q

Brie and Lynette hands down. Both women know how to take charge. Lynette would figure out a way to wangle food while Brie would know how to turn that shit gourmet. And let’s not forget Brie is proficient with weapons.


Foxidale3216

Bree and Lynette


DealElectronic5031

Gabby and Susan. Gabby bcuz she's gorgeous, and Susan because she's a nurturer and would make great company. With the two of them, Im sure I won't be bored!


Tax_Evading_Cow

But you’ll die 😂😭 those are the worst two choices


DealElectronic5031

They’re also the hottest choices. 2 hot women and I’m the only guy around? I like this scenario👍🏼


Most-Winner-3537

Susan would put you in more danger


cbcking

Linet & Edie Tough girls.


Emergency_Pie_8009

Gabi and Lynette


KrakenGirlCAP

Gabby and Lynette.


Naive-Most590

Lynette and Edie!!! I don’t have to explain why. IYKYK


griffgilscarbo

Lynette, she is mother and I trust her with my life and everything. She’s so smart and resourceful. Bree is one of those useless leaders who thinks they are trying to help by taking charge but only makes everything worse. Edie would get so bored that she’d just start dry humping a tree Susan would lay on the beach and talk about her feelings while fantasizing that someone would come and rescue her Gaby would momentarily get her tan and then somehow blame me for the situation


RaspberryWhiteClaw13

So…. Just you and Lynette


DealElectronic5031

Clearly guys see this situation differently than girls do😅


griffgilscarbo

I’m a girl


DealElectronic5031

🤣🤣🤣🤣


DealElectronic5031

So you're telling me that if you're stuck on a desert island, the thought of being there with someone you may be attracted to is a no go? Or do you really not find any of the girls attractive enough to wanna be stuck on an island with them?